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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 13, 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 13, 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 7, 2011 (aged 23)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 7, 2011 (aged 23)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Brazilian]]  [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]  [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|12 killed, 22 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 22}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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==Loadout==
==Loadout==
Here are the weapons that Wellington chose for his cowboy rampage:
Here are the weapons that Wellington chose for his cowboy rampage:
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*'''Primary''': Rossi Model 971
*'''Primary''': Rossi Model 971
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*.38 caliber revolver, bought it from a former co-worker. '''25-35 Damage.'''
*.38 caliber revolver, bought it from a former co-worker. '''25-35 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Snubnosed Taurus Model 73
*'''Secondary''': Snubnosed Taurus Model 73
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*.32 caliber revolver, bought it from two guys who stole it from a dead guy. '''20-30 Damage.'''
*.32 caliber revolver, bought it from two guys who stole it from a dead guy. '''20-30 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Cowboy
*'''Perk 1''': Cowboy
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*Faster reloading
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*'''Perk 2''': Islam
*'''Perk 2''': Islam
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*Allah increases the damage of your bullets.
*Allah increases the damage of your bullets.
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==Cowboy Shootout==
==Cowboy Shootout==
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==Wellington and Cho==
==Wellington and Cho==
[[File:Wellington and Cho.jpg|thumb|center|True brothers.]]
[[File:Wellington and Cho.jpg|thumb|center|True brothers.]]
Wellington was a [[Fanboy|fan]] of [[Cho Seung-Hui]], and called him, alongside [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Edmar_Aparecido_Freitas|some other Brazilian school shooter]] who [[Fail|didn't kill a single person]], "a brother". Wellington and Cho seem to share a few similarities:
Wellington was a [[Fanboy|fan]] of Cho Seung-Hui, and called him, alongside [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Edmar_Aparecido_Freitas|some other Brazilian school shooter]] who [[Fail|didn't kill a single person]], "a brother". Wellington and Cho seem to share a few similarities:
*They were both bullied.
*They were both bullied.
*They both used two handguns.
*They both used two handguns.
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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{{GradedScore|12|22 injured|10|Should've taken notes from [[Campo Elías Delgado|Campo Delgado]]|20|Cowboy shootout|10|Only got attention in Brazil|20|Doing it for Allah|72|C|Let's Be Cowboys}}
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded Score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''12'''/20 ''22 injured''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|10/20 ''Should've taken notes from [[Campo Elías Delgado|Campo Delgado]]
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|20/20 ''Cowboy shootout''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|10/20 ''Only got attention in Brazil.''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Doing it for Allah.''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total Score: 72/100 ('''C''')</big>
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<center>'''Let's Be Cowboys'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
 
 


{{Wanted|3}}
{{Wanted|3}}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Wellington Menezes de Oliveira6.jpg|Pointing his gun at [[you]] like [[Cho|his idol]].
File:Wellington Menezes de Oliveira6.jpg|Pointing his gun at you like his idol.
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File:Wellington Menezes de Oliveira12.jpg|[[Death|DEAD]]
File:Wellington Menezes de Oliveira12.jpg|[[Death|DEAD]]
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]], his idol.
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]], his idol.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]], Mooslem hater who topped the [[High Score]] leaderboard three months after Wellington's rampage.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]], Mooslem hater who topped the [[High Score]] leaderboard three months after Wellington's rampage.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]], fellow Brazilian school shooters with a piss-poor kill count.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]], fellow Brazilian school shooters with a shit kill count.
*[[Asa Coon]], also used two revolvers, [[Fail|but didn't kill anyone]].
*[[Asa Coon]], also used two revolvers, [[Loser|but didn't kill anyone]].


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Wellington Menezes de Oliveira
Born July 13, 1987
Died April 7, 2011 (aged 23)
Nationality: Brazilian  
Highscore Killed 12, injured 22
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? Yes


Wellington Menezes de Oliveira was a Brazilian cowboy, honest-to-Allah Mooslem and Cho fanboy who loved Allah so much he decided to become an hero just to meet him, but not before taking notes from Cho and taking revenge on his bullies.

Wellington's cowboy shootout would leave 13 people dead, including himself, and 22 others injured. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history.

Background

Our hero Wellington was born on July 13, 1987. He attended the Tasso de Silveira Municipal School for three years. During that time, he was bullied by the jocks and called names like "swing" for his limp leg.

Two years before his lulzfest, after being a longtime christfag, he converted to Islam, and became obsessed with terrorism, even claiming to have a friend took part in 9/11. He also attended a mosque in Rio de Janeiro, studied the Qur'an for hours, and wanted to move to a Mooslem country.

Loadout

Here are the weapons that Wellington chose for his cowboy rampage:

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Rossi Model 971
  • .38 caliber revolver, bought it from a former co-worker. 25-35 Damage.
  • Secondary: Snubnosed Taurus Model 73
  • .32 caliber revolver, bought it from two guys who stole it from a dead guy. 20-30 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Cowboy
  • Faster reloading
  • Perk 2: Islam
  • Allah increases the damage of your bullets.

Cowboy Shootout

Dramatic recreation of events.

On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout "YEEHAW!" and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.

When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.

The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.

Gameplay Footage

Wellington and Cho

True brothers.

Wellington was a fan of Cho Seung-Hui, and called him, alongside some other Brazilian school shooter who didn't kill a single person, "a brother". Wellington and Cho seem to share a few similarities:

  • They were both bullied.
  • They both used two handguns.
  • They were both 23 years old at the time of their respective shootings.
  • They both took multiple photos of themselves before their respective shootings.
  • They both committed the deadliest school shootings in their respective countries.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 12/20 22 injured
Accuracy: 10/20 Should've taken notes from Campo Delgado
Style: 20/20 Cowboy shootout
Butthurt: 10/20 Only got attention in Brazil
Bonus: 20/20 Doing it for Allah
Total Score: 72/100 (C)
Let's Be Cowboys
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

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