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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|{{Hover|Killed 4|2 at home, 2 at school}}, injured 25}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|No.}}
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'''Kipland Philip Kinkel''' is an autistic crybaby who murdered his parents at home before topping the pre-[[Columbine]] [[High Score|leaderboard]] at Thurston High School in Springfield, Oregon on May 21st, 1998. He successfully killed 2 idiots at school and managed to injure  [[Epic fail|25]] others before a bunch of fat kids dog-piled his him before getting [[v&]]
 
==Background==
Kip was born on August 30th, 1982. He had a fairly decent childhood but became a troublesome little shithead in his adolescence, often getting into fights, committing minor acts of adolescent juvenalia, like setting fires and property damage. Due to his autistic mannerisms, he was held back in school and put into [[special]] education. He always had a keen interest in guns. Being the [[Irony|great parent]] that he was, Kip's father thought it would be a good idea to give his retarded ([[Fact]]: all autistic people are killers) son firearms- even buying Kip a [[glock]].
 
Kip was a generic edgy fag from the 90s, and had a liking for [[Shit|awesome]] bands like [[NIN]], [[Marilyn Manson]], and RATM. He spoke of perpetrating acts of violence, bragging about wanting to join the [[military]] to have a free pass to murder people, brought guns to school and even did a [[school]] report on [[The Anarchist Cookbook|how to build bombs]] [[WTF]] KIP??!?. Despite these obvious red flags, nobody thought it was a good idea to snitch that fag out; probably because it would not even another year until [[Columbine]] happens and schools [[Lie|actually put in some effort]] to monitor these [[Aspergers|types of kids]]. Eventually, the pigs found out that he had a gun ins his locker and Kip got suspended and arrested, due to possessing a stolen pistol, loaded with live rounds.
 
==Shooting==


{{failsathero}}
{{Quote|'''I just got two felonies on my record. My parents can't take that! It would destroy them. The embarrassment would be too much for them. They couldn't live with themselves. My head just doesn't work right. God damn these VOICES inside my head. ... I have to kill people. I don't know why. ... I have no other choice.'''|Kip in a note before and after spreading [[lulz]].}}


After being suspended, his daddy told him that he would get shipped off to boot camp if he didn't stop his autistic meltdown. Pissed off at having to accept responsibility for his own actions, Kip decided it would be a good idea to take his shitty rifle and [[headshot|shoot his father in the back of the head]] and played [[Hitman]] IRL and dragged the corpse out of sight and in a bathroom, he waited for his mother to come homel told her that he loved her and demonstrated it by firing 6 bullets of love into her, [[WTF]] KIP??! Kip played a buncha violent [[vidya]] and he simply believed he was inside a video game level and that his parents would respawn in a few hours.


'''Kip Kinkel''' is an autistic crybaby and a member of the [[Barney Bunch]], who murdered his parents and attempted to top the [[High Score]] at '''Thurston High School''', on May 21st, 1998. He successfully killed 4 people, and managed to injure another [[Epic fail|25]] before everybody dog-piled his weak-ass, cuffed him, and threw him in the slammer for a lifetime of [[Nigger|black]] [[buttsecks]].
As morning approached, Kip played [[GTA]] IRL, hijacked his mom's car and drove to the school. He was equipped with an assault [[trenchcoat]], which concealed an arsenal of five weapons. Only his Glock 19 was any good, yet this faggot didn't even make any good use of it! Total [[retard|amateur]]. He [[zerg rush]]ed his school, firing several shots throughout the school, injuring dozens of kids but only killing 2 idiots because he was using a gay little .22lr. When he was out of ammo, he was quickly tackled by the students, until the [[Pigs|pigs]] showed up and he got [[v&]]. LOL KIP YOU [[NIGGER]]!!!1!


==Background==
== Loadout ==
Kip was born two middle class parents, in Springfield, [[Oregon]], on August 30th, 1982. He had a fairly decent childhood, but became a troublesome little shithead in his adolescence, often getting into fights, committing minor acts of adolescent juvenalia, like setting fires and property damage. Due to his autistic mannerisms, he was held back in school and put into [[special]] education. He always had a keen interest in guns. Being the [[Irony|great parent]] that he was, Kip's father thought it would be a good idea to give his [Aspergers|assburgers]] ([[Fact]]: all autistic people are killers) son firearms- even buying Kip a [[Glock]]. Kip was a generic edgy fag from the 90s, and had a liking for [[Shit|awesome]] bands like [[NIN]], [[Marilyn Manson]], and RATM. He spoke of perpetrating acts of violence, bragging about wanting to join the [[Military]] to have a free pass to murder people ([[Truth|even though muslims aren't people]]) brought guns to school, and even did a [[school]] report on [[The Anarchist Cookbook|how to build bombs]]. Despite these alarming warning signs, nobody thought it was a good idea to snitch that fag out; probably because it would not even another year until [[Columbine]] happens and schools [[Lie|actually put in some effort]] to monitor these [[Aspergers|types of kids]]. Eventually, Kip got suspended and arrested, and was on track to be expelled, due to possessing a stolen pistol, loaded with live rounds.


==Assault==
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*'''Primary''': Ruger 10/22
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*''+50 xp for raping your parents with lead.''
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*'''Secondary''': Glock 19
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*'''+5 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Ruger MK II
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*'''Spell 1''': Schizo
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”''God damn these VOICES in my head.''”
*'''Does X2 Moving Speed<br>X2 Shooting speed<br>+10 damage'''
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*'''Spell 2''': Autism
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*'''Does 2x moving speed,<br>2x shooting speed<br>+10 damage'''
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A few hours after the incident, his daddy told him that he would get shipped off to boot camp if he didn't stop his autistic meltdown. Pissed off at having to accept responsibility for his own actions, Kip decided it would be a good idea to take his shitty .22lr rifle and [[headshot|shoot his father in the back of the head]]. All of the violent video games that Kip played [[Jack Thompsom|numbed his mind to violence]]- Kip simply believed he was inside a video game level and that his parents would respawn in a few hours. Shortly after murdering his dad and covering him with a sheet, Kip reenacted [[Hitman]] IRL and dragged the fresh corpse out of sight and into a bathroom. When his mom arrived, he told her that he loved her- and demonstrated it by firing 6 bullets of love into her, dragging her corpse out of sight, and covering it with another sheet. He then proceeded to play an old orchestra song over and over throughout the night. He left a note for the pigs, that read: "I just got two felonies on my record. My parents can't take that! It would destroy them. The embarrassment would be too much for them. They couldn't live with themselves. My head just doesn't work right. God damn these VOICES inside my head. ... I have to kill people. I don't know why. ... I have no other choice."
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|4| |7|4 killed, 25 injured|20|Pwned his parents beforehand|10|Muh gun control|17|(Technically) Deadliest school shooting before [[Columbine]]|58|F+|God damn these VOICES}}


As morning approached, Kip hijacked his mom's car and drove to the school. He was equipped with an assault [[trenchcoat]], which concealed an arsenal of five weapons. Only his Glock 19 was any good, yet this faggot didn't even make any good use of it! Total [[Amateur porn|amateur]]. He [[zerg rush]]ed his school, firing several shots throughout the school, injuring dozens of kids but only killing 2- mainly because he was using a gay little .22lr. When he was out of ammo, he was quickly tackled by the students, until the [[Pigs|pigs]] showed up and he got [[v&]].
{{Wanted|3}}


== Aftermath ==
== Aftermath ==
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During the police interview, he tried to attack a cop with a hidden knife, but was [[pwned]] by a quick jolt of pepper spray. He explained how he was too much of a pussy to an hero, so he was trying to get the pigs to pwn him instead- a shitty plan that obviously failed. He was sentenced to life in [[prison]], but attempted to repeal his sentence in [[2007]] -- a process that failed hard. His case still holds moderate notoriety, though nothing compared to Columbine or any other high-casualty tragedy.
During the police interview, he tried to attack a cop with a hidden knife, but was [[pwned]] by a quick jolt of pepper spray. He explained how he was too much of a pussy to an hero, so he was trying to get the pigs to pwn him instead- a shitty plan that obviously failed. He was sentenced to life in [[prison]], but attempted to repeal his sentence in [[2007]] -- a process that failed hard. His case still holds moderate notoriety, though nothing compared to Columbine or any other high-casualty tragedy.


===Police Confession===
==Gallery==


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|{{frame|{{videoframe|CONF|background-color: #4286f4;|font-weight: bold;
File:KipPepperSpray.jpeg|Kip after being v& and peppar sprayed
|<youtube>QARJYLJTmRY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part I'''</center>
File:KipKinkel.jpg
|<youtube>JyaMiL7XeiY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part II'''</center>
File:KipFatAss.jpeg|<s>HE GOT FAT IN PRISON LOL</s>
|<youtube>d05JvYgLVjo</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part III'''</center>
File:KipBald.jpeg|nvm
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
|}
file:KipStanding.jpeg
file:KipHands.jpeg
file:KipHeadDown.jpeg
File:KipFootballTeam.jpeg|We doubt he was good at playing.
File:KipSchoolPhoto.jpeg|[[:D]]
File:KipKinkelBAW.jpeg
File:KipShirtless.jpeg
File:KipSantaHat.jpeg|Merry Kipmas, lol
file:KipChocolateMilk.jpeg
file:KipCockroach.jpeg
</gallery>|}}


==Videos==
===Videos===


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|{{frame|{{videoframe|KKVI|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>Cm9huZL_oxU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Documentary'''</center>
|<youtube>QqIpSCKddKM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Video Footage'''</center>
|<youtube>QqIpSCKddKM</youtube> <br> <center>'''Video Footage'''</center>
|<youtube>HPhAkWGPdCA</youtube> <br> <center>'''News Vid'''</center>
|<youtube>HPhAkWGPdCA</youtube> <br> <center>'''News Vid'''</center>
|<youtube>Le7ycdD6w7o</youtube> <br> <center>'''Interviews with survivors'''</center>
|<youtube>Le7ycdD6w7o</youtube> <br> <center>'''Interviews with survivors'''</center>
|<youtube>J8WXQrOB_D0</youtube> <br> <center>'''Segment on a Crime TV Show'''</center>
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====Police confession====
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|<youtube>QARJYLJTmRY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part I'''</center>
|<youtube>JyaMiL7XeiY</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part II'''</center>
|<youtube>d05JvYgLVjo</youtube> <br> <center>'''Part III'''</center>
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== Graded Score ==
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|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|4/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|7/20 4 killed, 25 injured.
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|15/20 ''Sk00l Sh00ting/familicide''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|10/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|17/20 ''Killing both of his parents.''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score:62 /100 ('''D''')</big>
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<center>'''Try harder fgt'''</center>
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
<br>
<span> ___________________ </span>
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|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
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<span> ___________________ </span>
<br>
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<br>
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Vice Squad'''</span>
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* [[Jaylen Fryberg]]
* [[Jaylen Fryberg]]
* [[Charles Bishop]]
* [[Charles Bishop]]
* [[Abortion]]
* [[The Barney Bunch]]


{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{Aspies}}
{{Aspies}}
{{gun control}}
{{gun control}}
{{Columbine}}

Latest revision as of 02:31, 15 November 2024

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Kip Kinkel
Born August 30, 1982 (42 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 25
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No


Kipland Philip Kinkel is an autistic crybaby who murdered his parents at home before topping the pre-Columbine leaderboard at Thurston High School in Springfield, Oregon on May 21st, 1998. He successfully killed 2 idiots at school and managed to injure 25 others before a bunch of fat kids dog-piled his him before getting v&

Background

Kip was born on August 30th, 1982. He had a fairly decent childhood but became a troublesome little shithead in his adolescence, often getting into fights, committing minor acts of adolescent juvenalia, like setting fires and property damage. Due to his autistic mannerisms, he was held back in school and put into special education. He always had a keen interest in guns. Being the great parent that he was, Kip's father thought it would be a good idea to give his retarded (Fact: all autistic people are killers) son firearms- even buying Kip a glock.

Kip was a generic edgy fag from the 90s, and had a liking for awesome bands like NIN, Marilyn Manson, and RATM. He spoke of perpetrating acts of violence, bragging about wanting to join the military to have a free pass to murder people, brought guns to school and even did a school report on how to build bombs WTF KIP??!?. Despite these obvious red flags, nobody thought it was a good idea to snitch that fag out; probably because it would not even another year until Columbine happens and schools actually put in some effort to monitor these types of kids. Eventually, the pigs found out that he had a gun ins his locker and Kip got suspended and arrested, due to possessing a stolen pistol, loaded with live rounds.

Shooting

   
 
I just got two felonies on my record. My parents can't take that! It would destroy them. The embarrassment would be too much for them. They couldn't live with themselves. My head just doesn't work right. God damn these VOICES inside my head. ... I have to kill people. I don't know why. ... I have no other choice.
 

 
 

—Kip in a note before and after spreading lulz.

After being suspended, his daddy told him that he would get shipped off to boot camp if he didn't stop his autistic meltdown. Pissed off at having to accept responsibility for his own actions, Kip decided it would be a good idea to take his shitty rifle and shoot his father in the back of the head and played Hitman IRL and dragged the corpse out of sight and in a bathroom, he waited for his mother to come homel told her that he loved her and demonstrated it by firing 6 bullets of love into her, WTF KIP??! Kip played a buncha violent vidya and he simply believed he was inside a video game level and that his parents would respawn in a few hours.

As morning approached, Kip played GTA IRL, hijacked his mom's car and drove to the school. He was equipped with an assault trenchcoat, which concealed an arsenal of five weapons. Only his Glock 19 was any good, yet this faggot didn't even make any good use of it! Total amateur. He zerg rushed his school, firing several shots throughout the school, injuring dozens of kids but only killing 2 idiots because he was using a gay little .22lr. When he was out of ammo, he was quickly tackled by the students, until the pigs showed up and he got v&. LOL KIP YOU NIGGER!!!1!

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Ruger 10/22
  • +50 xp for raping your parents with lead.
  • Secondary: Glock 19
  • +5 Damage
  • Secondary: Ruger MK II
  • +5 Damage
  • Spell 1: Schizo

God damn these VOICES in my head.

  • Does X2 Moving Speed
    X2 Shooting speed
    +10 damage
  • Spell 2: Autism
  • Does 2x moving speed,
    2x shooting speed
    +10 damage

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20
Accuracy: 7/20 4 killed, 25 injured
Style: 20/20 Pwned his parents beforehand
Butthurt: 10/20 Muh gun control
Bonus: 17/20 (Technically) Deadliest school shooting before Columbine
Total Score: 58/100 (F+)
God damn these VOICES
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Aftermath

During the police interview, he tried to attack a cop with a hidden knife, but was pwned by a quick jolt of pepper spray. He explained how he was too much of a pussy to an hero, so he was trying to get the pigs to pwn him instead- a shitty plan that obviously failed. He was sentenced to life in prison, but attempted to repeal his sentence in 2007 -- a process that failed hard. His case still holds moderate notoriety, though nothing compared to Columbine or any other high-casualty tragedy.

Gallery

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Videos


Video Footage


News Vid


Interviews with survivors


Segment on a Crime TV Show

Police confession


Part I


Part II


Part III

Quotes

   
 
Every single person I know means nothing to me. I hate every person on this earth. I wish they could all go away. You all make me sick. I wish I was dead.


 


 
 

—Kip Kinkel

   
 
The only reason I stay alive is because of hope. Even though I am repulsive and few people know who I am, I still feel that things might, maybe, just a little bit, get better.


 


 
 

—Kip Kinkel, in his pure irony

   
 
Every time I talk to her, I have a small amount of hope. But then she will tear it right down. It feels like my heart is breaking. But is that possible. I am so consumed with hate all of the time. Could I ever love anyone? I have feelings, but do I have a heart that's not black and full of animosity?


 


 
 

—Kip Kinkel, BAWWing about a girl that rejects him

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[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Kip Kinkel is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

Kip Kinkel is part of a series on Columbine
[All jocks stand up!NBK]
Columbine:

ColumbineEric Harris and Dylan KleboldSuper Columbine Massacre RPGDo you believe in godColumbine CopycatsColumbine GalleryColumbiners

Admirers

Adam LanzaAlex HribalArtyom KazantsevAsa CoonBob8466Brooke Higgins & Sienna JohnsonCho Seung-HuiDillon CosseyIchverbotJaylen FrybergJeff WeiseKimveer GillLindsay Kantha SouvannarathLynn AnnNeocitiesNghtmrchld26Pekka-Eric AuvinenRobert Butler Jr.Robert HawkinsRobert SteinhäuserRyan SchallenbergerSebastian BosseSol PaisTheAmazingAtheistTim KretschmerVladislav RoslyakovWilliam AtchisonYou

Locations:

ColoradoUnited StatesSchoolSuburbs

Related:

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