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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ian David Long'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Marine Corps Machine Gunner Corporal Ian David Long'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 27, 1990}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American|YOUNIGHTED STAYTS MARINE COOR!]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 7, 2018 (aged 28)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|1990}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died:'''|2018 (age 28)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 killed, 11 injured (1 by gunfire)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|12 killed, 11 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No, missed by 1 kill, right under [[Mark Barton]] and [[Derrick Bird]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS (pistols only mode) Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[PTSD]], general boredom}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[PTSD]], general boredom}}
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{{Ibend}}
'''Corporal Ian David Long'''{{jew}} was an IRL [[Call of Duty]] veteran, [[Pretty cool guy]] and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps|US Marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[post traumatic stress disorder|deep depression]].


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On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California]]'s culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[an hero|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.


'''Corporal Ian David Long{{jew}}''' was an IRL Call of Duty Veteran and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting Highscore Championship. He is also <s>living</s> proof that even being in the [[United States Marine Corps|US marines]] is no cure for being a [[manlet]]. After returning to the US from life in [[Afghanistan]], David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by [[Robert Bales|killing Afghan farmers]] and raeping their goats, Long went into a [[Post traumatic stress disorder|deep depression]].
==Military Career==


On the 7th of November 2018, David Long had finally had enough of [[California|California's]] culture of [[faggotry]] and [[race-mixing]]. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting [[niggers]]), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realised he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US Highscore. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and [[An hero|gave himself unto the Lord]]. He is now in heaven, shooting [[sandniggers]] with a machine gun.
Long was rare among shooters in that he had lengthy previous experience in pwning n00bs overseas before attempting to score high back in his own country. Long was in the [[army|US Marines]], and was involved in their extensive sandnigger-hunting campaign in Afghanistan. Although Long never shot [[Osama bin Laden]], he did kill <s>many</s> hundreds of random people with a machine gun, so many that he received medals for his [[1337]] machine gunning skills. Why this retard didn't choose the machine gun as his weapon of choice during his bid for the high score is anyone's guess, but theories suggest he was too [[poor]] to buy a machine gun, and so a cliché-as-fuck [[Glock]] was the cunt's only option.


== Military Career ==
During his time as a Marine, either prior to or during his tour of Afghanistan, David Long was called ghey by a kid on Call of Duty: World at War. His response became rather well-known:
Long was rare among shooters in that he had lengthy previous experience in pwning n00bs overseas before attempting to score high back in his own country. Long was in the [[Army|US Marines]], and was involved in their extensive sandnigger-hunting campaign in Afghanistan. Although Long never shot Osama Bin Laden, he did kill {{strike|many}} hundreds of random people with a machine gun, so much so that he received medals for his [[1337]] machine-gunning skill. Why this retard didn't choose the machine gun as his weapon of choice during his bid for the highscore is anyone's guess, but theories suggest he was too [[poor]] to buy a machine gun, and so a cliché-as-fuck [[Glock]] was the cunt's only option.
{{quote|What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated [[USI|top of my class in the US Marine Corps, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda]], and I have over [[300]] confirmed kills. I am trained in [[nigger|gorilla]] warfare and I'm the [[bitch please|top sniper in the entire US armed forces]]. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am [[backtraced|contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now]] so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just [[bareback|with my bare hands]]. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.}}


During his time as a marine, either prior or during his tour of Afghanistan, David Long was called ghey by a kid on Call of Duty World at War. His response became rather well known:
==Return to America==


{{quote|What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated [[USI|top of my class in the US Marine Corps, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda]], and I have over [[300]] confirmed kills. I am trained in [[nigger|gorilla]] warfare and I'm the [[Bitch please|top sniper in the entire US armed forces]]. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am [[backtraced|contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now]] so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just [[Bareback|with my bare hands]]. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.}}
After a multi-year [[ejaculation|spray]] and pray campaign in Afghanistan, David Long was [[discharge]]d from the Marines. He then went to live in the best possible place for a patriotic, God-fearing, Bible-raping American veteran: Thousand Oaks, California. The degeneracy he witnessed here, combined with the fact that he couldn't get any woman because he was a cryptofag, led him to carry out the mass shooting. Like most sensible people, Long despised [[country music]], and was forced to suffer as his favorite bar was turned into a venue for this revolting redneck garbage. In 2017, our hero witnessed the legendary Las Vegas shooting by Stephen Paddock, who solved his problem with country music by taking down a total of 60 mealy-mouthed, insipid, shit-kicking degenerates with multiple assault rifles. This inspired Long, who dreamed of becoming a legendary mass shooter himself one day.


== Return to America ==
==The Shooting==
After a multi year [[Ejaculation|spray]] and prey campaign in Afghanistan, David Long was [[discharge|discharged]] from the Marines. He then went to live in the best possible place for a patriotic, god fearing, Bible-raping American veteran: Thousand Oaks, California. The degeneracy he witnessed here, combined with the fact that he couldn't get any woman because he was a cryptofag, led him to carry out the mass shooting. Like most sensible people, Long despised [[country music]], and was forced to suffer as his favorite bar was turned into a venue for this revolting redneck garbage. In 2017, our hero witnessed the legendary Las Vegas Shooting by Stephen Paddock, who solved his problem with country music by taking down a total of 54 mealy-mouthed, insipid, shit kicking degenerates with an assault rifle.
This inspired Long, who dreamed of one day becoming himself a legendary mass shooter.


== Shooting ==
On November 7, 2018, Ian bought a Glock 21 and some extended mags. He then went to the country music-playing bar and blew off 12 heads, including a pig's, within about a minute. When he realized he was running out of ammo, Long became an hero. [[Goodnight, sweet prince]].
On the 7th of November, 2018, David Long bought a handgun and an extended magazine. He then went to the bar playing country music and blew off 17 heads, including a police officer, within about a minute. When he realised he was running out of ammo, Long became an hero.


RIP Sweet Prince
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*Good troll against country music fans and other degenerates, extra butthurt for liberals, 3rd 10+ mass shooting in the US for 2018, second one targeting country faggots.
*Good for trolling country music fans and other degenerates, extra butthurt for liberals, fourth double digit mass shooting in the US in 2018, second mass shooting in the US targeting country faggots.
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==Graded Score==


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{{GradedScore|12|(11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood|Nidal Hasan]].|8|According to [[old media|accurate news]], he fired 30 rounds and killed 12 people, not including [[an hero|himself]]. That is a 40% (8/20) accuracy rate. Pretty shit for a US Marine.|12|Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning [[Stephen Paddock]]'s legacy into a tradition|15|Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.|16|An hero, cop wasted.|63|D|[[West Virginia|Country roads... Take me home... California...]]}}
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|'''12'''/20 (24 injuries) ''Deadliest by military personnel since [[Fort Hood|Nidal Hasan]]''
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|8/20 ''According to [[Old media|accurat news]] he fired 30 founds and killed 12 people, not including [[An hero|himself]]. That is a 40% (8/20) accuracy rate. Pretty shit for a US Marine.''
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|12/20 ''Points for using handgun-only mode, and targeting a country music bar, thus turning Stephen Paddock's legacy into a tradition.''
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|15/20 ''Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in shitlib state, and shooting a cop.''
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|16/20 ''An Hero, cop wasted.''
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==See Also==
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - The first double digit US mass shooter of 2018.
*[[Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom|Robert Gregory Bowers]] - the second 10+ mass shooter of 2018
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - The second double digit US mass shooter of 2018.
*[[Marjory_Stoneman_Douglas_School_Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - the first 10+ mass shooter of 2018
*[[Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom|Robert Gregory Bowers]] - The third double digit US mass shooter of 2018.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - also hated country music
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - Also hated country music.
*[[Gavin Eugene Long]] & [[Robert Aaron Long]] - Other shooters that are also surnamed Long.
*[[Fort Hood]]
*[[Fort Hood]]
*[[Omar Mateen]]  
*[[Omar Mateen]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Gun Control]]
*[[Gun Control]]


 
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Ian David Long
Born March 27, 1990
Died November 7, 2018 (aged 28)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore 12 killed, 11 injured (1 by gunfire)
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive PTSD, general boredom

Corporal Ian David Long✡ was an IRL Call of Duty veteran, Pretty cool guy and a 2018 contender in the US Mass Shooting High Score Championship. He is also living proof that even being in the US Marines is no cure for being a manlet. After returning to the US from life in Afghanistan, David Long witnessed the horror of what an utter steaming heap of shit 'Murica had become in his absence. Being unable to vent his frustrations by killing Afghan farmers and raeping their goats, Long went into a deep depression.

On November 7, 2018, David Long had finally had enough of California's culture of faggotry and race-mixing. Instead of doing the "normal" thing (moving to Mississippi, becoming a cop, and spending the rest of your life shooting niggers), Long decided to go to the shittiest bar he could find and pwn every cunt he could. After wiping 12 worthless shits from the face of the Earth, David Long realized he only had a pistol and was therefore never going to achieve the US high score. Infuriated, David Long decided that his work on Earth was complete and gave himself unto the Lord. He is now in heaven, shooting sandniggers with a machine gun.

Military Career

Long was rare among shooters in that he had lengthy previous experience in pwning n00bs overseas before attempting to score high back in his own country. Long was in the US Marines, and was involved in their extensive sandnigger-hunting campaign in Afghanistan. Although Long never shot Osama bin Laden, he did kill many hundreds of random people with a machine gun, so many that he received medals for his 1337 machine gunning skills. Why this retard didn't choose the machine gun as his weapon of choice during his bid for the high score is anyone's guess, but theories suggest he was too poor to buy a machine gun, and so a cliché-as-fuck Glock was the cunt's only option.

During his time as a Marine, either prior to or during his tour of Afghanistan, David Long was called ghey by a kid on Call of Duty: World at War. His response became rather well-known:

   
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the US Marine Corps, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
  		„
  		 

Return to America

After a multi-year spray and pray campaign in Afghanistan, David Long was discharged from the Marines. He then went to live in the best possible place for a patriotic, God-fearing, Bible-raping American veteran: Thousand Oaks, California. The degeneracy he witnessed here, combined with the fact that he couldn't get any woman because he was a cryptofag, led him to carry out the mass shooting. Like most sensible people, Long despised country music, and was forced to suffer as his favorite bar was turned into a venue for this revolting redneck garbage. In 2017, our hero witnessed the legendary Las Vegas shooting by Stephen Paddock, who solved his problem with country music by taking down a total of 60 mealy-mouthed, insipid, shit-kicking degenerates with multiple assault rifles. This inspired Long, who dreamed of becoming a legendary mass shooter himself one day.

The Shooting

On November 7, 2018, Ian bought a Glock 21 and some extended mags. He then went to the country music-playing bar and blew off 12 heads, including a pig's, within about a minute. When he realized he was running out of ammo, Long became an hero. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Glock 21SF
  • Just one pistol for a handgun-only match. .45 ACP, just enough to kill 12 faggots.
  • Perk 1: Marine Corps
  • Good accuracy, superior shooter to cops.
  • Perk 2: Regular Bar Visitor
  • Reduces enemy awareness/alarm/suspicion.
  • Perk 3: Extended Mag
  • Surprises enemies with extended firepower.
  • Spell: Tradition
  • Good for trolling country music fans and other degenerates, extra butthurt for liberals, fourth double digit mass shooting in the US in 2018, second mass shooting in the US targeting country faggots.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 12/20 (11 injured) Deadliest by military personnel since Nidal Hasan.
Accuracy: 8/20 According to accurate news, he fired 30 rounds and killed 12 people, not including himself. That is a 40% (8/20) accuracy rate. Pretty shit for a US Marine.
Style: 12/20 Points for using handgun-only mode and targeting a country music bar, thus turning Stephen Paddock's legacy into a tradition
Butthurt: 15/20 Points lost for not targeting a specific racial demographic or fags. Points gained for doing it in a shitlib state.
Bonus: 16/20 An hero, cop wasted.
Total Score: 63/100 (D)
Country roads... Take me home... California...
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[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Ian David Long is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

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