Ed Gein

This person is a sick fuck! They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: HIV/AIDS Bestiality Cuckoldry

A face only a mother could love.

Edward Theodore ED Gein murdered and stole dead bodies. He committed his crimes around his hometown of Plainfiled, Wisconsin, only to gain large popularity after the cops found out he was stealing corpses. ED would take body parts and skin to furbish furniture with.

After the po-po found dem body parts all up in his house, Gein confessed to killing two women: Mary and Bernice. The court system saw Gein to be way too crazy to be housed in an average high security prison so they sent him to a mental house. The body of Bernice was found in Gein's shed; her head and the head of Mary were found in his house. The judge in the Gein case said "due to prohibitive costs Gein was tried for only one murder".

The Story

Eds mother.

Ed was a native to Wisconsin, being born in La Crosse County. His parents George and Augusta were both from Wisconsin also and had two sons; Henry and our pal Ed who was the younger one. Although Augusta was a cheating whore, the marrige went on because of the family's religious belief against divorce. Augusta worked in a shitty grocery store then later purchased some land to farm on, which became the Gein family farm. His father George was a weak alcoholic of a man and had absolutely no say when it came to raising the children or handling the finances

Augusta moved to the farm in belief that the evil spirits of the city would infect her boys. Ed only left the farm to go to school. He spent most of his time masturbating cows for milk or pointlessly tilling land. Ed's mother was also a bat shit crazy Lutheran. She preached to her boys of the immorality of the world, the evils of drinking, and that all women were prostitutes. Augusta would set time aside every day to read scriptures to her boys. Mostly fucked up verses out of the Old Testament dealing with murder, death, divine bullshit, plagues, and lots of human sacrifices

Ed was a shy little bitch who became the target for bullies. His classmates and teachers would randomly laugh at him and make jokes about him. His mother would also verbally rip Ed a new ass hole just for making friends. Although he was considered to be quite a good reader.

The Killing Begeins

After his father died of a heart attack, which is a pussy way to go I might add. The Gein brothers starting doing a series of random jobs to help out finically. While both brothers did handyman work, Ed frequently babysat the neighbors. He enjoyed it because he felt as if he related more easily with children than adults.

As the boys grew older Ed's brother began to not only reject his retarded mother's frantic religous views on the world but openly call his mother a cunt, a dirty jew, maybe even threw in the word whore a few times. He even started to worry about his brother's unhealthy attachment to their mother. As Ed thought of his mother as a holy saint.

At some point the brothers decided to burn off some shit on the property. According to the local police report, the brothers separated in attempt to put out the brush fire. As night began to creep around the corner the brothers became separated and Ed lost sight of his brother. When the fire died down, he told the police that his brother was missing. The police formed a search party, but to their surprise Gein led them directly to his "missing" dead brother. The police were confused by the fact the ground were the body was found was untouched by the fire and the mysterious bruises on Henry's head. Despite everything pointing to Ed having murdered his brother, the cops opted to be retards. They completely dismissed the possibility of foul play no charges were ever filed. I guess the cops were to busy being fat lazy bastards to investigate a murder, scientist guess that they had to get back to the pig fucking.

After Ed pwnd the shit out of his brother he continued living with his mother. He could now peacefully fap to his mother while she slept. His mother eventually passed away after a series of strokes. Ed was devastated by her death, he had lost his only friend and became absolutely alone in the world.

Gein continued to live on his mother's farm after her death and managed to live off the money he made doing random jobs. He ended up boarding up rooms used by his mother, including the upstairs, downstairs parlor, and the living room, leaving them in mint condition from the day his mother died. Gein later started reading death-cult magazines and adventure stories.

The Only Shit Anyone Cares About

On some day no one gives a shit about, the towns hardware store owner Bernice went missing and police suspected it was Gein. Bernice's son had told investigators that Gein had been in the store that day before Ed pwnd her. Ed had said that he would return later for a gallon of anti-freeze. Too bad that wasn't the only thing Ed was going to get from the store. When cops searched the Gein property, the cops discovered Bernice's decapitated body in the shed, hung upside down by ropes at her wrists, with a crossbar at her ankles. Her torso had been gutted like a deer. She had been shot with a .22 caliber rifle, and the mutilations were made after her death.

Bernice's body.

Soup bowl anyone?

Here is a list of things found within the house.

• Nine masks of human skin (WHICH HE WORE AROUND AND PRETENDED TO BE A LADY)
• Four noses
• Whole human bones and fragments
• Mary's head in a paper bad
• Bernice's head in a burlap sack
• Human skin covering several chair seats (lulz)
• Ten female heads with the tops sawn off
• Nine vulva's in a shoe box
• Skulls on his bedposts
• A belt made of human female nipples (lulz)
• Organs in the fridge
• A lampshade made from the skin of a human face (lulz)
• A pair of lips on a draw string for a window shade (lulz)
• Shrunken heads

This list of crazy shit had been photographed at the crime lab and then properly destroyed (stored deep within the confines of the local CIA building for CIA members to lulz at).

When Ed was busted he had admitted to digging over 40 graves at three different graveyards while possessed by his mother's ghost. On a few of those trips Ed would pussy out and leave the dug up site without a body. Other times he often dug up graves of recently buried middle-aged women he thought resembled his mother and took them to his farm, where he tanned their skin to make his precious belongings. Authorities didn't believe Gein could dig up 6 ft of dirt by himself, the investigators dug up two of the graves that Ed had admitted to, only to find them empty, thus proving Gein was superman.

At some point when his mother died, Ed felt like he needed to have a sex change and thus began to create his infamous "woman suit" which he would parade around his property in some sort of psychotic tranny ritual. Ed had denied having sex with the bodies he dug up saying, "They smelled too bad."

A 16 year old boy who Gein would molest as he babysat him said that he was aware of shrunken heads, which Gein lied to him about saying that he received them from a cousin in the Philippines who had served in WWII. When investigating, the police determined them to be human facial skins, carefully peeled from dead bodies.

After serving 10 years in a mental hospital he stood trial for his crimes and was found guilty of 1st degree murder. But being bat shit crazy, he was later found not guilty by default of mental instability and sent back to the nut house where he lived until he died of cancer.

	“	They smelled too bad.	„
	—Ed Gein - Talking about having sex with dead bodies

See Also

• Guro
• Fetish
• Necrophilia
• Pedophile
• Serial Killers
• Sickfuck
• Wisconsin

Ed Gein is part of a series on Psychopaths

[It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose againOpen the box]