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ATTENTION!

This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.


Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Narcissa Wright is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


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Narcissa Wright (Deadname: Cosmo Wright) is a speedrunner gamer turned tranny attention whore manchild, leeching off suckers for their hard-earned money just to buy more Nintendo games and stream it.

About Narcissa

Early life of Cosmo Wright: The legendary speedrunner

"Narcissa Wright" was born "Cosmo Wright." He was one of the most influential speedrunners that is credited as a major source of autism by inspiring many basement dwellers to pick up the hobby of speedrunning. He went to college to learn programming with the hopes and dreams of being something more than a waste of human flesh. Sadly, streaming on Twitch consumed his life and turned him into a degenerate. After hundreds of hours of grinding, he was able to obtain the Ocarina of Time speedrun world record.


Narcissa: A Degenerate Bitch

Streaming took its toll on Cosmo's mind and thoughts of autogynephilia flooded his mind. He performed a 21st century sex change by wearing a wig and dosing himself with estrogen purchased from a street drug dealer. This resulted in giving him a serious medical condition known as permanent Pms.

Cosmo changed his personality for the worst after pretending his name was changed to Narcissa. He no longer wanted to play games. He instead streamed himself sleeping and watching Animu in a cave while calling it art. In between episodes of anime, he treats his viewers with autistic screeching, tales of heroin and empty threats of suicide. Naturally, this lead to a large drop in viewers and a significant drop of income.

The lack of income lead him to beg for money and refuse to stream his "content" until what little viewers he had left gave him their full paycheck. Despite being told repeatedly to get a job by both fans and haters, Narcissa decided to force twitch to ban her by streaming tranny porn while making suicidal threats. He claims on Twatter that he regrets his actions, but we all know that trannys aren't real humans and therefore don't experience any emotion besides suicidal.

Quotes

   
 
@soylent sponsor me I'm your biggest fan, I drink your stuff every day, coffiest is my lifeblood, I've spread your brand far and wide, I believe in your mission, I'm also a superstar gamer, don't forget the name—NARCISSA WRIGHT
 

 
 

—Narcissa is a Soy Ladyboy (archive)

   
 
universal basic income, when??
 

 
 

—Narcissa, being a commie (archive)

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