Patrick Crusius

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Patrick Crusius
Born	July 27, 1998 (26 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 23, injured 23
Top 50?	23rd
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Shortly after the mayhem that was the Gilroy shooting and the Christchurch mosque shootings, Patrick Wood Crusius^卐 is an American nerd and virgin who became the second disciple of Saint Tarrant after taking it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by removing 23 tacos shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, Texas. Pat is most known in 2024 for being the inspiration behind the Chudjak meme.

Background

Before the planning of divine purification at Walmart began, Patrick was a graduate of special ed classes (yes rlly) at his high school in his hometown of Allen where he was said to pick his nose and eat scabs. He posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan's /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty spics!

Shooting

“This is a colleague announcement, clean-up on aisles 1 through 17, can Henrique, Luciana and Fernando please make their way to the shop floor.”

After driving 650 miles (1,050 km) from his home in Allen to El Paso, Patrick stopped at the Walmart because he became hungry (yes rlly). Upon entering prepared for a delicious luncheon, he was shocked when he saw the sheer amount of undesrables and returned to his car, grabbed an AK-47 and began gunning down everyone he found who smelt like quesadillas.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: WASR-10 semi-automatic rifle	Not the best considering recoil, he admitted that himself, does a lot of damage however. +25 Damage
Spell: Nazi	Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	23/20 Managed to kill 23 dirty spics!
Accuracy:	10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven
Style:	5/20 Generic Brenton Tarrant bootleg without the lulz
Butthurt:	20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans
Bonus:	20/20 2019 Amerimutt champion!
Total Score: 78/100 (C+)

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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Aftermath

Shortly after the attack, 8chan was dropped from Cloudflare's DDoS protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate—a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime—but not before they were pressured by leftards to banhammer 8chan too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the Daily Stormer. Said hosting problems also resulted in the Daily Stormer having its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks.

Of course, since the shooter was white, the shooting will forever be added to the list of things that liberals use to cry about to revoke your Second Amendment rights.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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  In court
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  Clearly a virgin with rage
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  A true gentleman.

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  Very flattering selfie

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  Actual photo of the shooter
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  Patrick Crusius driver's license
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  Disciplinary Letter for his drinking at school
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  Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter

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  Patrick's Manifesto
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  Unfunny forced meme based on this killer nerd
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See Also

• El Paso
• Walmart
• Dayton Shooting - The somewhat shitty, leftist sequel
• Dylann Roof - Fellow autist who hates niggers
• Nikolas Cruz - Another retard (notice a pattern here) who also happens to be a wetback
• Santino William Legan
• Payton Gendron - Millions Must Die 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Randy Stair - The pioneer of producing shootings at supermarkets
• Chud

External Links

•  outsider609 (archive)
• The Inconvenient Truth - His manifesto.
• The original post where he dropped his manifesto

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