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Brenton Tarrant
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Saint Tarrant | |
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Born | October 27, 1990 (34 years old) |
Nationality: | Ausfailian |
High score | 51 dead, 40 injured |
Top 50? | 4thth (Oceania: 1st!) |
Style | FPS single player, open world VR |
An Hero? | No |
Motive | Kebab Removalism |
2019. Just when we thought the year would be shit and lackluster, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!! (+2 others!) Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant卐, a.k.a. the Tarrantula and the Kiwi Kebab Killer, is a heroic IRL JC Denton Aussie troll who took it upon himself to remove the Mooslem filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all experts agreed that New Zealand was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage Brenton posted his manifesto to 8chan and 4chan; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi PewDiePie and Norwegian WoW aficionado Anders Behring Breivik as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of lulz and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy (((CNN)))
Like every other white devil before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as ISIS by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps counterintuitively, he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of king of the white pplz (though the title has already been claimed by Breivheart). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic white nationalist slogans, the names of some dead European cunts, and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
—Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard. |
His Manifesto
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Combine Dylann Storm Roof's and Anders Behring Breivik's incoherent ramblings about race, Elliot Rodger's emotional overreactions to seeing people he dislikes, a healthy helping of the Unabomber's neo-Luddism, and a generous amount of Charles Manson's delusions of starting a race war (though this is true for nearly every mass shooter who thinks they'll start a revolution), and you will get Tarrant's gay fucking manifesto, but with over 9000% more memes.
In his typo-laden 80-page manifesto filled with old memes and faggish poetry (some of it is his own), Tarrant lays out his worldview and goal, which boils down to him seeing a bunch of niggers one time and getting so angry that he drove off in a huff while crying and concluding that an Australian gym trainer who shoots up a mosque in New Zealand would start a race war in America. Originally, the manifesto was much longer but Brenton rewrote The Great Replacement and turned it into giant shitpost, because that would totally get his political beliefs across. In between trolling the normie media and inexplicable lapses in intelligibility, Brenton explains his grand scheme which essentially is to make American liberals repeal the Second Amendment, followed by a civil war that will divide the country by race. This will all end with with the revival of the white race, all thanks to him.
The reality is that New Zealand, which already had tight gun laws, took this opportunity to tighten them even more while planning to show their tolerance by increasing third world immigration. Meanwhile, just like every other spree killer with a manifesto about how his actions will change the world, Brenton will spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as nothing happens and society forgets him. This is hardly a punishment since New Zealand prisons are quite comfortable. In any case, Brenton is Australian so the majority of his ancestors were probably career criminals used to life behind bars.
Brenton Visits Mosque
Before going on his shooting spree, Brenton posted a thread on 8chan to share his manifesto and photos and set up his GoPro livestream. All suited up, he advises his audience to "subscribe to PewDiePie." The stream follows him driving to his destination, the (Masjid Al Noor mosque by Hagley Park, the only large mosque in town that was previously suspected of generating violent radicals, all while playing "Remove Kebab", Arthur Brown's "Fire", a Fallschirmjäger bass remix, and the Initial D theme song "Gas Gas Gas". Thankfully, because it was Friday in a heavily Muslim-infested part of town, traffic was light and he arrived quickly, so we are spared his top ten anime theme songs playlist and favorite YTPMVs. He goes down a narrow driveway and nearly gets stuck trying to turn around, calling his mistake "some Austin Powers shit"; so much for careful planning.
With the British Grenadiers (a song people have been dying to for the past 3 centuries) blasting out of his sound system, our protagonist grabs his AR-15 and semi-auto shotgun that's smeared with retarded /pol/ slogans and calmly makes his way towards the front entrance. The bystanders pay no attention to what they assume is a fellow jihadi returning from Syria. After his brother greets him at the door, Brenton starts off stylishly with some shotgun blasts into the crowd before switching to his trusty assault rifle. After emptying all of his mags into the piles of bodies and having nothing left to do, he stands bewildered then walks back outside to grab another AR-15. He strolls in again and skewers the resting kebabs for a few minutes (ensuring they don't use their Mohammedan powers to turn undead).
Brenton walks out yet AGAIN to shoot a woman who was napping on the sidewalk. He stares at a jerrycan of gasoline and contemplates burning the place down, but for some reason mumbles "there's not enough time," despite continuing to meander for another minute. He leaves some guns in the driveway, gets in his car, and takes off, turning the dead woman into a halal speed bump in the process. He nervously drives north on Deans Avenue with several loaded guns beside him. He brakes, shoots out his window at some passersby, frantically turns a couple of corners, runs out of service, and the stream ends.
After streaming, Brenton visits the Linwood Islamic Centre and removes an additional seven kebabs for dessert. According to the old media, a mudslime threw a credit card machine at our protagonist who got spooked, presumably under the assumption that it was a bomb (because let's be honest, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary), and runs away in panic. En route to his 'bonus objective', a mosque in Ashburton, he was rammed off-road and finally busted by the pigs 20 minutes after he fired his first shot.
Loadout
Meme Review
Kill count: | 51/20 (40 injured) Second deadliest mass shooting in the civilized (non-American/warzone) world |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 Could've killed far more mudslimes; pussied out due to a thrown card machine |
Style: | 40/20 Plays Remove Kebab, baits media, fucks with Candace Owens, and a million other memes; the first post-ironic shooter |
Butthurt: | 20/20 NZ peacefags horrified, as are Mudslimes the world over. TABLES TURNED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!1!! |
Bonus: | 20/20 Overall excellence in style, planning, copycats, and butthurt |
Ausfags are even better at mass shooting than Burgers, proving shitpost supremacy once and for all
Generated Lulz
Endorsements
Despite what the media would have you know, Brenton received widespread support from game developers, musicians, television executives, and YouTubers as evidenced by the DLCs, music videos, and episodes shown below.
File:BrentonTarrant Dont Stop Me Now.mp4 |
The Blame Game
Eager to exploit a mass murder for political gain before the bodies turned cold, retards from every corner of the internet tried to outdo one another in a contest of who could assign blame to the most random target. The contest ended in a 4-way tie between people blaming GamerGate (despite the movement being over for 5 fucking years) and 8chan (4chan too), journalists accusing PewDiePie of orchestrating the shooting while mistaking the Navy SEAL Copypasta for the shooter's actual life story, the classic "Blame Teh Guns!" narrative, and one Australian politician arguing that the MudSlimes just had it coming (which they probably did).
Unsurprisingly, New Zealand's parliament voted 119-1 on April 10, 2019, to place more restrictions on the sale of semiautomatics in what seemed to be the fastest case of "b& the scary gon."
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Pewdiepie first complains about the T-Series (again), then goes "maybe I should deplore this mass murder hmm." He knows where his bread is buttered.
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Like most Twitter Hollywood celebs, Alyssa Milano tried to point at Trump.
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Um, OK
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From manbaby playing vidya to "suspected white supremacist"
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OMGWTFBBQ the Party Van is coming for YOU
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And our favorite inflationist lolcow Andrew Dobson.
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Twitter agrees that PewDiePie is completely at fault
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ResetERA wants you to know that being reasonable about PewDiePie is "downplaying hatespeech"
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James Hodgkinson's actual political views have nothing to do with what he did, whereas PewDiePie might as well have shot up the mosques himself
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Ben Shapiro, the ultimate gateway to nazism
The New Zealand Prime Minister then called a world leader meeting in Paris where the EU and several other countries agreed not only to b& the scary gon but also get the scary websites clearly to blame for violence b& too. Despite it being non-binding, meaning it could just be ignored, Emperor Donald said America would not be signing, citing some pesky piece of minor legislation called The First Amendment. Somewhat ironically, T-Series signed the agreement too. Several tech companies including major ISPs signed too, meaning the internet is now b&. This colossal piece of faggotry had an appropriately faggoty name, the Christchurch Call to Action Summit.
Crackdown
Watching Tarrant go on his rampage with plenty of time to fuck around unmolested may lead you to believe that policing is a joke over in New Zealand. Think again, motherfucker! Being basically an extension of Bongistan, the kiwi police are scouring the web for any and all violations of Sharia law. A teenage kiwi is being held without bail and facing FOURTEEN YEARS in jail for sharing the livestream. Meanwhile, Null from the Kiwi Farms received a letter from NZ police demanding the retention of posts and corresponding IP addresses so that they could go about vanning people for un-loicensed shitposting. In Internet Tough Guy fashion, Null responded by insulting the police sergeant who sent the email, dropping his own powerword, and bragging that they can't touch him because he resides in Burgerland. That said, if you live in New Zealand and are guilty of posting stuff related to the massacre, expect to be dragged to prison and raped by a pack of Maoris.
List of Kebabs☪ Removed
Osama Adnan Youssef Kwaik (37) Ahmed Gamaluddin Abdel-Ghany (68) Zakaria Bhuiya (33) (birthday) Zekeriya Tuyan (46) (freed 7 weeks after getting shot) |
The Christchurch Mixtape
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The Slammer Years
Like Anders before him, Brenton suffered Troll's Remorse and could not accept the High Score from his mosque prank, so he initially pleaded not guilty to all charges before finally caving in and pleading guilty on March 26, 2020, then getting life without parole five months later. Following in the footsteps of his ancestors, he is now in his natural habitat with a TV that he can only use to watch two hours of Home and Garden a day. He has, however, lodged a formal appeal against the appalling treatment he has received in prison.
Known Aliases
Brenton goes by several aliases, including:
- Brenton "Kills the Unwashed Inside Every Mosque" Tarrant
- Brenton "Subscribe to PewDiePie or Get Ready to Die" Tarrant
- Brenton "Unloading Mags All Over Kebabs" Tarrant
- Brenton "Invader Crusader" Tarrant
- Brenton "Correcting the Birthrate by Crushing the Caliphate" Tarrant
- Brenton "Cleansing New Zealand From All the Heathen" Tarrant
- Brenton "Gang Rape Preventer" Tarrant
- Brenton "You Won’t Survive on My Facebook Live” Tarrant
- Brenton "Removing the Brown From Your Town" Tarrant
- Brenton "You Don't Eat Pig Meat? Here's My Eurobeat" Tarrant
- Brenton "Immigration Curation" Tarrant
- Brenton "5.56 to the Heads of Future ISIS" Tarrant
See Also
- Bissonnette, Alexandre - Also shot up a mosque, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
- Bowers, Robert - Shot up a synagogue.
- Breivik, Anders Behring - Killed a bunch of commies for the lulz, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
- Flanagan, Vester Lee - Also livestreamed, failed to reach the high score though.
- Gendron, Payton - Dumbass zoomer kid who ran amok at a supermarket while livestreaming on Twitch, inspired by Brenton.
- Goldstein, Baruch - Shot up a mosque in Palestine, made a bunch of sandnigras butthurt.
- Gray, David - The former champion of New Zealand.
- Jackson, Hugo - Swedish spic who livestreamed himself attempting to get the high score at his school, only injured 1 teacher lol, inspired by Brenton.
- New Zealand
- Osborne, Darren - Sheep raper who ran over some mudslimes in England.
- Page, Wade Michael - Shot up a Sikh temple.
- Pettersson, Anton Lundin - Swede who stabbed immigrants at a high school, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
- Roof, Dylann - Caused a lulzfest at a church, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
- Stephens, Steve - Another Facebook Live warrior.
- White Power
External Links
- Gameplay footage archiv'd
- Archive of 8/pol/ thread where he announced the shooting (& waybacked)
- Archive of Brenton's Facebook
- Archive of Brenton's Twitter
- Brianna Wu blames the shooting on GamerGate from 8chan and will contact the FBI to take action (Archived: 1 2)
- Christchurch mosque implicated in radicalization of Muslim converts (2014) (Archived: 1 2)
- Direct download of manifesto and livestream
- Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum thread with 0 live coverage and jokes about the deceased instead
- Highlights from the manifesto
- Kiwi Farms thread with live coverage
- PewDiePie - Don't forget to subscribe!
The original Remove Kebab songShoah'd (Archived)
- Untorrented link of the livestream
- File:The Great Replacement.pdf
- Putin plays remove kebab theme on piano
- Brenton gets v& for life
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