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Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of '''{{Glowtext|Philipp Fusz}}''', went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|an unborn baby]], and wounding 8 before [[An Hero|an heroing]] by H&K Brainwash.  
Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of '''Philipp Fusz''' went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|an unborn baby]], and wounding 8 before [[An Hero|an heroing]] by H&K Brainwash.  


== Background ==
== Background ==

Latest revision as of 02:22, 25 December 2024

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Philipp Fusz
Born September 18, 1987
Died March 9, 2023 (aged 35)
Nationality: Kraut  
Occupation Book Writer
Highscore 7 kills (including an unborn baby), 8 injured
Top 50? Nope
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes


Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!. This time, a man by the name of Philipp Fusz went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and an unborn baby, and wounding 8 before an heroing by H&K Brainwash.

Background

Philipp Fusz AKA: Philipp F., was a 35-year-old former Jehovah witness, who was at the scene of the shooting, as a listener to the sermons. He was born on 1987, in Germany. He grew up in the city of Kempten, in Bavaria. On 2022, he published a book called The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and Satan: A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.. The book, has some biographical shit about him, claiming that he visited hell for 3 years and having "Angelic fans". He also said that the Ruskieland's invasion on Ukraine is a god cleansing on Ukrainian sex workers. On January 2023, Phil, held a banhammer license and a permission to have a P30. On February 2023, the bundespolizei began a investigation on him, about his book and his banhammer license, but on the February 7, quited it because it wasn't a very dangerous motive against society.

Amoklauf

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: H&K P30
  • Only a good 9mm/.40 gun can do shit. 30-35 Damage
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible to any police helicopter or distracted NPC
  • Spell: Crusader
  • Double damage against non-christian NPCs.
    Triple if they are in:A Synagogue, a mosque, a Jehovah Witness centre...


Amoklauf time

Map: De_Hamburger

Around 9:00 PM, our hero Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, failing every shot. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, to himself, ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 8 injured
Accuracy: 8/20 Aim better faggot
Style: 10/20 Pwning Jehovah's witness
Butthurt: 5/20 Who cares actually?
Bonus: 10/20 For an hero
Total Score: 40/100 (D)
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