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! | ! | ||
! NAME | ! NAME | ||
! | ! FUCKS / FAPS | ||
! ACTIVE | ! ACTIVE | ||
! STATUS | ! STATUS | ||
! METHOD | ! METHOD | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Question-mark-icon1.png|20px|link{{=}}????]] | |||
| [[Your Mom]] | |||
| [[Holy shit|600+ Million]] | |||
| 1 B.C- | |||
| Alive | |||
| Sex | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]] | | [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]] | ||
| [[Fidel Castro]] | | [[Fidel Castro]] | ||
| 35,000+ | |||
| | | 1926-2016 | ||
| Dead | | Dead | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
|[[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|23px|link{{=}}New Zealand]] | | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Wilt Chamberlain|Wilt Chamberlain]] | |||
| 20,000+ | |||
| 1936-1999 | |||
| Dead | |||
| Sex | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|23px|link{{=}}New Zealand]] | |||
| Gwyneth Montenegro | | Gwyneth Montenegro | ||
| 10,000 | | 10,000+ | ||
| 2005 - 2017 | | 2005-2017 | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | ||
| [[Lana Rhoades|Amara Maple]] | | [[Lana Rhoades|Amara Maple]] | ||
| 5,326 | | 5,326+ | ||
| | | 1997- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[Image: | | [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|23px|link{{=}}Lebanon]] | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Mia Khalifa|Mia Khalifa]] | | [[Wikipedia:Mia Khalifa|Mia Khalifa]] | ||
| 3,800 | | 3,800+ | ||
| | | 1993- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex / Masturbation | | Sex/Masturbation | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Julio Iglesias|Julio Iglesias]] | |||
| 3,000+ | |||
| 1943- | |||
| Alive | |||
| Sex | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| Line 53: | Line 77: | ||
| [[Ron Jeremy]] | | [[Ron Jeremy]] | ||
| 2,000+ | | 2,000+ | ||
| | | 1953- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Wikipedia:Marc Wallice|Marc Goldberg]]{{jew}} | | [[Wikipedia:Marc Wallice|Marc Goldberg]]{{jew}} | ||
| 1,700 | | 1,700 | ||
| | | 1959- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Wikipedia:Rocco Siffredi|Rocco Tano]] | | [[Wikipedia:Rocco Siffredi|Rocco Tano]] | ||
| 1,300 | | 1,300 | ||
| | | 1964- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Sins|Steven Wolfe]] | | [[Wikipedia:Johnny Sins|Steven Wolfe]] | ||
| 1,000 | | 1,000 | ||
| | | 1978- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]] | | [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]] | ||
| [[Wikipedia: | | [[Wikipedia:Annabel Chong|Grace Quek]] | ||
| 600+ | | 600+ | ||
| | | 1973- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Wikipedia:An Nanba|An Nanba]] | | [[Wikipedia:An Nanba|An Nanba]] | ||
| 250+ | | 250+ | ||
| | | 1984- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| Hugo Lopez | | Hugo Lopez | ||
| 83+ | | 83+ | ||
| | | ??-?? | ||
| Alive? | | Alive? | ||
| Masturbation | | Masturbation | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Anna Polina|Anna Polina]] | |||
| 30+ | |||
| 1989- | |||
| Alive | |||
| Sex | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]] | | [[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]] | ||
| 29 | | 29+ | ||
| | | 1969-2018 | ||
| Dead | | Dead | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Wikipedia:Sibylle Rauch|Erika Rauch]] | | [[Wikipedia:Sibylle Rauch|Erika Rauch]] | ||
| 20+ | | 20+ | ||
| | | 1960- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Wikipedia:Anette Dawn|Anette Dawn]] | | [[Wikipedia:Anette Dawn|Anette Dawn]] | ||
| 17 | | 17 | ||
| | | 1978- | ||
| Alive | |||
| Sex | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Edelweiss (actress)|Edelweiss]] | |||
| 13 | |||
| 1977- | |||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[Doomentio|Arturo Coronado]]{{jew}} | | [[Doomentio|Arturo Coronado]]{{jew}} | ||
| 10+ | | 10+ | ||
| | | 1995- | ||
| Alive | | Alive | ||
| Masturbation | | Masturbation | ||
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|[[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]] | |[[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]] | ||
| [["Prophet" Muhammad|Muhammad (ﷺ)]] | | [["Prophet" Muhammad|Muhammad (ﷺ)]] | ||
| 7 | | 7+ | ||
| [[Oldfag| | | [[Oldfag|571-632]] | ||
| Dead | | Dead | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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| [[You]] | | [[You]] | ||
| [[Epic Fail|0]] | | [[Epic Fail|0]] | ||
| ? - | | ??- | ||
| Alive, sadly | | Alive, sadly | ||
| Sex | | Sex | ||
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== Splinter Cell == | == Splinter Cell == | ||
Being obsessed with one person is not enough for these people. | |||
<center> | <center> | ||
{{Template:Row numbers| | {{Template:Row numbers| | ||
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! | ! | ||
! NAME | ! NAME | ||
! | ! HARASSED | ||
! ACTIVE | ! ACTIVE | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | ||
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== Pride of Nations == | == Pride of Nations == | ||
Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the | Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittiest places. | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
{{Template:Row numbers| | {{Template:Row numbers| | ||
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</center> | </center> | ||
== Watch Dogs == | == [[Watch Dogs]] == | ||
These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people. | These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people. | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
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|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png | | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]] | ||
[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png | |||
| [[Stuxnet]] | | [[Stuxnet]] | ||
| 200,000 | | 200,000 | ||
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</center> | </center> | ||
[[Stolen|Inspired]] by [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox#High_Score/Action!|Action!]]. | [[Stolen|Inspired]] by [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox#High_Score/Action!|Action!]]. | ||
== NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF! == | |||
I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed. | |||
=== RIOT: Civil Unrest === | |||
For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts. | |||
<center> | |||
{{Template:Row numbers| | |||
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable" | |||
! RANK | |||
! | |||
! RIOT | |||
! KILLS | |||
! YEARS ACTIVE | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Partition of India|Partition of India]] | |||
| 1,000,000 | |||
| 1947 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[French Revolution]] | |||
| 870,000 | |||
| 1789 - 1799 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Syrian revolution|Syrian revolution]] | |||
| 219,223–306,887 | |||
| 2011 - 2024 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|23px|link{{=}}Colombia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:La Violencia|La Violencia]] | |||
| 200,000 | |||
| 1948 - 1960 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Iq.gif|23px|link{{=}}Iraq]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:1983-1986 Kurdish rebellions in Iraq|Kurdish Rebellions]] | |||
| 110,000 | |||
| 1983 - 1986 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:TibetFlag.png|23px|link{{=}}Tibet]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Tibetan Uprising|Tibetan Uprising]] | |||
| 86,000 | |||
| 1959 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:AL_miniflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Middle East]] | |||
| [[Arab Spring]] | |||
| 61,000 | |||
| 2011 - 2012 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:First Serbian Uprising|First Serbian Uprising]] | |||
| 60,000 | |||
| 1804 - 1813 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Jeju Uprising|Jeju Uprising]] | |||
| 60,000 | |||
| 1948 - 1949 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAlgeria.png|23px|link{{=}}Algeria]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Algerian Civil War|Algerian Civil War]] | |||
| 60,000-150,000 | |||
| 1991 - 2002 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Nika riots|Nika riots]] | |||
| 30,000 | |||
| 532 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagElSalvador.png|23px|link{{=}}El Salvador]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising|El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising]] | |||
| 30,000 | |||
| 1932 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:228 Massacre|228 Massacre]] | |||
| 28,000 | |||
| 1947 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:SAFlag1928.gif|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]] | |||
| [[Apartheid]] | |||
| 21,000 | |||
| 1948 - 1994 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Rintfleisch massacres|Rintfleisch massacres]] | |||
| 20,000-30,000 | |||
| 1298 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Semaine Sanglante|Semaine Sanglante]] | |||
| 20,000 | |||
| 1871 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Romanian Peasants' Revolt|Romanian Peasants' Revolt]] | |||
| 11,000 | |||
| 1907 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:March 1st Movement|March 1st Movement]] | |||
| 7,500 | |||
| 1919 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Black July|Black July]] | |||
| 5,638 | |||
| 1983 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:1066 Granada Massacre|Granada Massacre]] | |||
| 4,000+ | |||
| 1066 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan|Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan]] | |||
| 4,000 | |||
| 1784 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Hungarian Revolution of 1956|Hungarian Revolution of 1956]] | |||
| 3,000 | |||
| 1956 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|23px|link{{=}}Myanmar]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:888 Uprising|888 Uprising]] | |||
| 3,000 | |||
| 1988 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Santa María School massacre|Santa María School]] | |||
| 2,000–3,500 | |||
| 1907 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre|Tiananmen Square]] | |||
| 2,700-3,400 | |||
| 1989 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|23px|link{{=}}Iran]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Iranian Revolution|Iranian Revolution]] | |||
| 2,000-3,000 | |||
| 1978 - 1979 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Caracazo|Caracazo]] | |||
| 2,000-5,000 | |||
| 1989 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:First Intifada|First Intifada]] | |||
| 1,962 | |||
| 1987 - 1993 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Lisbon massacre|Lisbon massacre]] | |||
| 1,900+ | |||
| 1506 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Batken Conflict|Batken Conflict]] | |||
| 1,183 | |||
| 1999 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|23px|link{{=}}Burundi]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Burundian unrest (2015-2018)|Burundian unrest]] | |||
| 1,700 | |||
| 2015 - 2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Onsong Concentration Camp|Onsong Concentration Camp]] | |||
| 1,[[Satan|666]] | |||
| 1987 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Patagonia Rebelde|Patagonia Rebelde]] | |||
| 1,500 | |||
| 1920 - 1922 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSTAP.png|23px|link{{=}}São Tomé and Príncipe]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Batepá massacre|Batepá massacre]] | |||
| 1,000+ | |||
| 1952 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Norilsk uprising|Norilsk uprising]] | |||
| 1,000+ | |||
| 1953 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:AL_miniflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Middle East]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Second Arab Spring|Second Arab Spring]] | |||
| 926+ | |||
| 2018 - 2024 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]] | |||
| Kyrgyz prostests | |||
| 893-2,000 | |||
| 2010 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Axum massacre|Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion]] | |||
| 800+ | |||
| 2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Kazakh unrest|Kazakh unrest]] | |||
| 238 | |||
| 2022 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Guinea]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Guinean protests|Guinean protests]] | |||
| 157 | |||
| 2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Tragic Week (Spain)|Tragic Week]] | |||
| 104-150 | |||
| 1909 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|23px|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Solhan and Tadaryat massacres|Solhan & Tadaryat]] | |||
| 174 | |||
| 2021 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:December 2001 riots in Argentina|Buenos Aires]] | |||
| 36 | |||
| 2001 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|23px|link{{=}}Eswatini]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2021-2023 Eswatini protests|Eswatini protests]] | |||
| 27-50+ | |||
| 2021-2023 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[George Floyd]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Violence and controversies during the George Floyd protests|19]] | |||
| 2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|23px|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Ponce massacre|Ponce massacre]] | |||
| 17 | |||
| 1937 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|23px|link{{=}}Gambia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:April 2000 Gambian student massacre|Banjul]] | |||
| 15 | |||
| 2000 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese Middle School Student riots|Chinese Middle School]] | |||
| 13 | |||
| 1956 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|23px|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Zimbabwe fuel protests|Zimbabwe fuel protests]] | |||
| 12 | |||
| 2019 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Wamena riot|Wamena]] | |||
| 7-9 | |||
| 2023 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:1999 L'Amicale riots|L'Amicale riots]] | |||
| 7 | |||
| 1999 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Public University of El Alto#Railing accident of 2021|Universidad Pública de El Alto]] | |||
| 7 | |||
| 2021 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagTonga.png|23px|link{{=}}Tonga]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2006 Nukuʻalofa riots|Nukuʻalofa riots]] | |||
| 6 | |||
| 2006 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:January 6 United States Capitol attack|U.S Capitol]] | |||
| 5 | |||
| 2021 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Capitol Hill Occupied Protest|CHAZ/CHOP]] | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Kyrgyz Revolution|Kyrgyz Revolution]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Bashkortostan protests|Bashkortostan protests]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2024 | |||
|}}} | |||
</center> | |||
=== Diner Dash === | |||
These products and dishes are so tasty that even [[Gordon Ramsay]] couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon. | |||
<center> | |||
{{Template:Row numbers| | |||
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable" | |||
! RANK | |||
! | |||
! COMPANY | |||
! KILLS | |||
! YEARS ACTIVE | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Iraq poison grill disaster|Cargill]] | |||
| 650 | |||
| 1865 - | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Toxic oil syndrome|Unknown]] | |||
| 600 | |||
| 1981 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2017–2018 South African listeriosis outbreak|Tiger Brands]] | |||
| 216 | |||
| 1921 - | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:1900 beer poisoning|Bostock & Co]] | |||
| 70 | |||
| 1888 - 1900 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Germany E. coli O104:H4 outbreak|Disputed]] | |||
| 53 | |||
| 2011 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2011 United States listeriosis outbreak|Jensen Farms]] | |||
| 33 | |||
| 2011 - 2012 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Punjab sweet poisoning|Khalid Mahmood]] | |||
| 33 | |||
| 2016 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]] | |||
| Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga | |||
| 29 | |||
| 1992 - 1993 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Peanut Corporation of America|PCA]] | |||
| 9 | |||
| 1977 - 2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Sanlu Group|Sanlu Group]] | |||
| 6 | |||
| 1956 - 2008 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Blue Bell Creameries|Blue Bell Creameries]] | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2007 - | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Similac|Similac]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1929 - | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:7UP|Pepsi]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1929 - | |||
|}}} | |||
</center> | |||
=== [[RapeLay]] === | |||
These people have shown that a man's [[Cock|rod of delight]] is also a weapon. All [[Asking for it|victims]] (whether animal or human) are counted. | |||
<center> | |||
{{Template:Row numbers| | |||
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable" | |||
! RANK | |||
! | |||
! PLAYER | |||
! RAPES | |||
! KINK | |||
! YEARS ACTIVE | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Anderson (sex offender)|Robert Anderson]] | |||
| 1050-2110 | |||
| [[Yaoi]] | |||
| 1966-2003 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Carl Panzram|Carl Panzram]] | |||
| 1000+ | |||
| [[Yaoi]] | |||
| 1907-1928 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Jeffrey Epstein]] | |||
| 1000+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1996-2019 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Telford child sexual exploitation scandal|Ahdel Ali]] | |||
| 1000+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 2007-2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:João Teixeira de Faria|João Teixeira de Faria]] | |||
| 600+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1986-2017 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Mustapha Tabet|Mohamed Mustapha Tabet]] | |||
| 518 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1986-1992 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Larry Nassar|Larry Nassar]] | |||
| 500+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1994-2015 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Kitagawa|Johnny Kitagawa]] | |||
| 478 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1988-2000 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Joël Le Scouarnec|Joël Le Scouarnec]] | |||
| 299 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1989-2014 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Juan Carlos Sánchez (rapist)|Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre]] | |||
| 276 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2008-2011 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Ajmer rape case|Farooq Chishti]] | |||
| 250 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1990-1992 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Jimmy Savile]] | |||
| 217+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1955-2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Ohio State University abuse scandal|Richard Strauss]] | |||
| 177+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1978-1998 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| Selva Kumar Subbiah | |||
| 170-1000+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1984-1991 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Keith Raniere|Keith Raniere]] | |||
| 156 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1998-2018 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Joji Obara|Joji Obara]] | |||
| 150-400 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1992-2000 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|link{{=}}South Africa]] | |||
| Fanwell Khumalo | |||
| 103 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[BDSM]] | |||
| 1999-2001 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Albert Fish|Albert Fish]] | |||
| 100+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] and [[BDSM]] | |||
| 1890-1934 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Lavrentiy Beria|Lavrentiy Beria]] | |||
| 100+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1930-1953 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:David Fuller|David Fuller]] | |||
| 100+ | |||
| [[Necrophilia]] | |||
| 2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Marcelo Sajen|Marcelo Sajen]] | |||
| 93-200+ | |||
| [[16-year-old girl|Schoolgirls]] | |||
| 1991-2004 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]<br>[[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi Germany]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Johann Eichhorn (serial killer)|Johann Eichhorn]] | |||
| 90 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1928-1939 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagNicaragua.png|link{{=}}Nicaragua]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:William Vahey|William Vahey]] | |||
| 90+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1963-2014 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Jon B. Simonis|Jon Simonis]] | |||
| 80+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1979-1981 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Richard Choque|Richard Choque]] | |||
| 77+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2013-2021 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]<br>[[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]<br>[[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|link{{=}}Laos]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Richard Huckle|Richard Huckle]] | |||
| 71 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2006-2014 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Malka Leifer|Malka Leifer]] | |||
| 70 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2003-2007 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|link{{=}}Bahamas]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Nygård|Peter Nygård]] | |||
| 67+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1968-2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Erik Andersen (child molester)|Erik Andersen]] | |||
| 66-160+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1976-2010 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Ralph Rowe (priest)|Ralph Rowe]] | |||
| 60-500 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1970-1980 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Sunil Rastogi|Sunil Rastogi]] | |||
| 60 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 2004-2017 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Bill Cosby]] | |||
| 58+ | |||
| [[Aqua Dots|Date rape]] | |||
| 1984-2014 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| Atheer as-Suhairy | |||
| 58 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1999-2006 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Wang Wanming|Wang Wanming]] | |||
| 54 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1981-1998 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Jerry Sandusky]] | |||
| 52 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1994-2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Roger Abdelmassih|Roger Abdelmassih]] | |||
| 52 | |||
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]] | |||
| 2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Joseph James DeAngelo|Joseph James DeAngelo]] | |||
| 51 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1974-1986 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson | |||
| 50+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1988-2012 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Bobby Joe Long|Bobby Joe Long]] | |||
| 50 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1980-1984 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| Gemma Watts | |||
| 50 | |||
| [[Yuri]] | |||
| 2016-2018 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Reynhard Sinaga|Reynhard Sinaga]] | |||
| 48 | |||
| [[Yaoi]] | |||
| 2015-2017 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Gerald Ridsdale|Gerald Ridsdale]] | |||
| 46 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1961-1982 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Martin Ney|Martin Ney]] | |||
| 45+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1992-2004 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Yap Weng Wah|Yap Weng Wah]] | |||
| 45 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2009-2012 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Anatoly Slivko|Anatoly Slivko]] | |||
| 43 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] and [[Snuff]] | |||
| 1964-1985 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]] | |||
| [[Adam Britton]] | |||
| 42 | |||
| [[Furry]] and [[Snuff]] | |||
| 2014-2022 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagHonduras.png|link{{=}}Honduras]] | |||
| Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides | |||
| 41 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2010-2012 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Oleg Kosarev|Oleg Kosarev]] | |||
| 40 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1984-2011 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Henrique Sotero|Henrique Sotero]] | |||
| 40 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 2008-2009 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]] | |||
| Muhammad Zulfarau Alfa | |||
| 40+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2019-2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:WelshFlagUserBox.jpg|link{{=}}Wales]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Moore (serial killer)|Peter Moore]] | |||
| 39 | |||
| [[Yaoi]] | |||
| 1975-1995 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Roland Cazaux|Roland Cazaux]] | |||
| 36 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1987-2002 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] | |||
| Miguel Ángel Parada | |||
| 36 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2012-2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi Germany]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Paul Ogorzow|Paul Ogorzow]] | |||
| 31 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1939-1941 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Keith Simms|Keith Simms]] | |||
| 31 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1985-2001 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] | |||
| Emiliano Perandones | |||
| 30 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2005-2007 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Paul Schäfer|Paul Schäfer]] | |||
| 28 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1958-2005 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Andrzej Kunowski|Andrzej Kunowski]] | |||
| 27 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1972-2001 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] | |||
| 26 | |||
| [[Pussy]] grabbing | |||
| 1970 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Benny Sela|Benny Sela]] | |||
| 24 | |||
| [[Batshit insane|Hyperphilic]] | |||
| 1985-1999 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]] | |||
| Gonzalo Rivadeneira | |||
| 24 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1993-2019 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| Andreas Holm | |||
| 24 | |||
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]] | |||
| 2019-2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:John Svahlstedt|John Svahlstedt]] | |||
| 22 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1971-2013 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:John Cannan#House for Sale Rapist|House for Sale Rapist]] | |||
| 20 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1979-1980 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Julio Kopseng|Julio Gonzales]] | |||
| 19 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2001-2013 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br>[[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]<br>[[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]] | |||
| [[Gary Glitter|Paul Francis Gadd]] | |||
| 18+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1970-2000 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| Jordanis Kouroutsidis | |||
| 18+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1987-2020 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Batman Rapist]] | |||
| 17 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1991-2000 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| Steingrímur Njálsson | |||
| 16+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1961-1988 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]] | |||
| Johan Martin Vie | |||
| 16+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| ?-2006 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Francisco Antonio Laureana|Francisco Antonio Laureana]] | |||
| 15+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1974-1975 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|link{{=}}South Africa]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Cedric Maake|Cedric Maake]] | |||
| 14 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1996-1997 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Erik Axel Eliasson|Niklas Eliasson]] | |||
| 14 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2005-2010 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]<br>[[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|link{{=}}Thailand]] | |||
| [[Swirl Face|Christopher Paul Neil]] | |||
| 12 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2007 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Marquis de Sade|Marquis de Sade]] | |||
| 11 | |||
| [[Straight]] and [[BDSM]] | |||
| 1772-1776 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Sigurdur Thordarson|Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson]] | |||
| 9-70+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2010-2014 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe400" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Francis Evrard|Francis Evrard]] | |||
| 9 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1962-2007 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd900" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Lindgren|Kurt Niklas Lindgren]] | |||
| 9 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1998-2005 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Marcel Hansen (criminal)|Marcel Lychau Hansen]] | |||
| 8 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1987-2010 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Larry Murphy (criminal)|Larry Murphy]] | |||
| 8 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2001 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Christopher Wilder|Christopher Wilder]] | |||
| 7+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1963-1984 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| Roy Svanur Shannon | |||
| 6-9+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1997-2012 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Joro the Paver|Joro the Paver]] | |||
| 6-7 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1968 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Roberto Martínez Vásquez|Roberto Martínez Vásquez]] | |||
| 6 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 2001-2002 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd400" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| Ágúst Magnússon | |||
| 6 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 2004 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc900" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Graham Capill|Graham Capill]] | |||
| 6+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 2001-2005 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]] | |||
| [[Peter Scully]] | |||
| 5-75+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Snuff]] | |||
| 2011-2015 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|link{{=}}Laos]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|link{{=}}Thailand]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Somsak Ponnarai|Somsak Ponnarai]] | |||
| 4+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1980-1995 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br>[[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Mark Dixie|Mark Dixie]] | |||
| 4-6 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1980-2005 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson | |||
| 4-335 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 2005-2006 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Paul Hickson|Paul Hickson]] | |||
| 3+ | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1976-1992 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:José Antonio Rodríguez Vega|José Antonio Rodríguez Vega]] | |||
| 3+ | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1978-1988 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Mr Cruel|Mr. Cruel]] | |||
| 3 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 1987-1990 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Jon Schillaci|Jon Schillaci]] | |||
| 3+ | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1989-2007 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Trial of Claudine de Culam|Claudine de Culam]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Furry]] | |||
| [[Oldfag|1601]] | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| [[Robert Poulin]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Straight]] | |||
| 1975 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]] | |||
| [[Josef Fritzl]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Incest]] | |||
| 1977-2008 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Jeff Doucet | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Shotacon]] | |||
| 1983-1984 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]] | |||
| Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Incest]] | |||
| 1992-2004 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| James Bear | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Incest]] | |||
| 2013-2018 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]] | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Steven van de Velde|Steven van de Velde]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Lolicon]] | |||
| 2014 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Kero The Wolf|Joshua Hoffman]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Furry]] | |||
| 2018 | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| [[Incest]] | |||
| 2021 | |||
|}}} | |||
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== My soon to be released trash == | |||
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{{Failsathero}} | |||
{{Ib|[[File:Abdul-Waheed.jpg|150px]]}} | |||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abdul Waheed'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistan|Indian 2.0]] [[File:Pk.gif]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1967 (aged {{age|1967|12|12}} - {{age|1967|1|1}})}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Shrine custodian, Professional cook}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 20, Injured 4}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Highscore|11th]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope, V&}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
When the whole entire world thought the [[Reina Nightclub Massacre|Reina nightclub shooting]]{{muslim}} was lulzy and chaotic enough to start [[2017]], an event much less epic and interesting would happen 3 months later... | |||
=== Background === | |||
Our main player, 50-year-old '''Abdul Waheed''' ([[Arabic|Allahu Akbarish]]: البطل الوطني, born sometime in the year of [[Retro|1967]]), was also the custodian who played this match, Waheed had a long history of mental illness and [[BDSM|beating and torturing]] the devotees to "cleanse them", of course, beating and torturing your shrinegoers would cause AT LEAST one sane person to report it to someone. | |||
Some days before the eventual [[Mass murder|mass pwnage]], Waheed suspected that his disciples were planning to poison him, this was due to seeing his [[Cult leader|spiritual leader]]'s son, Asif, adding poison to his food, according to his statement to the [[Paki]] [[Police|popo]]. | |||
{{quote|I caught him and probed further, upon which I got to know a woman was also involved with him in the plan [of killing me].|Just adding some flavours, nothing weird about it tbh}} | |||
=== Attack === | |||
On [[April Fools|April 1]], 2017... [[Lol|yes really, this attack happened on April fools]]. he first called and summoned the worshippers onto the courtyard part of the small shrine, afterwards which he gave them some food that was poisoned, which made it much more easier for Abdul and his companions to strip some of his religious zealots naked ([[Wtf|WTF]]?) and beat and stab the living shit out of them. | |||
In the end of the match, the results came in, '''20 people''' were sent back to the lobby, including a [[Epic Win|family of six!]], and only '''4 NPCs were injured''' that weren't properly doble tapped by Waheed and his teammates, thankfully they did the correct thing by hitting most of them in the back of the necks, good thinking. | |||
[[File:SargodhaInjured.jpg|thumb|The [[Fail|injured]].]] | |||
Funnily enough, after confessing to murdering all of those people, the families of the victims didn't hold a grudge against Waheed, somehow? don't ask me, because [[Idklol|I don't know]]. | |||
=== Loadout === | |||
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{|class="wikitable" width="40%" | |||
!colspan="2"|Class Setup | |||
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA --> | |||
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!Description | |||
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*'''Primary''': Club | |||
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBaseBallBat.png|100px]]</center> | |||
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*Good weapon for a melee-only match ('''10~17 Damage'''). | |||
|- | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Machete | |||
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsMachete.png|100px]]</center> | |||
| | |||
*Used by [[El Blog del Narco|spic cartels in their execution videos]], can deal a lot of damage if you target the most [[Head|sensible]] [[Neck|parts]] ('''5~12 Damage'''). | |||
|- | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Baton | |||
<center>[[File:Nightstick_GTA_V.png|100px]]</center> | |||
| | |||
*Like the previcious weapons in his arsenal, it can be good if you aim at the head and manage to crack the skull ('''7~10 Damage'''). | |||
|- | |||
| | |||
*'''Perk 1''': Mental Illness | |||
<center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|100px]]</center> | |||
| | |||
*Extra damage + makes it easier for the player to NOT feel remorse. | |||
|- | |||
| | |||
*'''Perk 2''': Islam | |||
<center>[[File:Allahu_Akbar_Explosion.png|100px]]</center> | |||
| | |||
*Lowers the IQ to 80%. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
=== Aftermath === | |||
[[File:SargodhaCrimeScene_1.jpg|thumb|The Ali Muhammad Gujjar shrine]] | |||
After the mass execution at the shrine, the pigs quickly [[Cum|came]] to the scene and [[Game Over|arrested Abdul and his squad]], where he was sent to a cell and waited until his trial, he was sentenced alongside his friends to death, GG. | |||
=== Graded Score === | |||
{{GradedScore|20|Bye Bye|16|Four faggots survived|10|Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new|1|Memory holed faster than any other [[High score]] that didn't happened in the West|20|Deadliest mudslime mass stabber|68|D|HAPPY APRIL FOOLS FAGGOTS!!11!!1!!!}} | |||
{{Wanted|3}} | |||
=== See Also === | |||
* [[Pakistan]] - Where shit went down | |||
* [[Wade Michael Page]] - Another shrine attacker | |||
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - this one did it 100x times much much better | |||
=== External Links === | |||
* {{wikilink|2017_Sargodha_shrine_massacre|TOW Coverage}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Psychopaths}} | |||
{{Islam}} | |||
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Leisure Suit Larry
The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.
| RANK | NAME | FUCKS / FAPS | ACTIVE | STATUS | METHOD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Your Mom | 600+ Million | 1 B.C- | Alive | Sex | |
| 2 | Fidel Castro | 35,000+ | 1926-2016 | Dead | Sex | |
| 3 | Wilt Chamberlain | 20,000+ | 1936-1999 | Dead | Sex | |
| 4 | Gwyneth Montenegro | 10,000+ | 2005-2017 | Alive | Sex | |
| 5 | Amara Maple | 5,326+ | 1997- | Alive | Sex | |
| 6 | Mia Khalifa | 3,800+ | 1993- | Alive | Sex/Masturbation | |
| 7 | Julio Iglesias | 3,000+ | 1943- | Alive | Sex | |
| 8 | Ron Jeremy | 2,000+ | 1953- | Alive | Sex | |
| 9 | Marc Goldberg✡ | 1,700 | 1959- | Alive | Sex | |
| 10 | Rocco Tano | 1,300 | 1964- | Alive | Sex | |
| 11 | Steven Wolfe | 1,000 | 1978- | Alive | Sex | |
| 12 | Grace Quek | 600+ | 1973- | Alive | Sex | |
| 13 | An Nanba | 250+ | 1984- | Alive | Sex | |
| 14 | Hugo Lopez | 83+ | ??-?? | Alive? | Masturbation | |
| 15 | Anna Polina | 30+ | 1989- | Alive | Sex | |
| 16 | Billy Herrington | 29+ | 1969-2018 | Dead | Sex | |
| 17 | Erika Rauch | 20+ | 1960- | Alive | Sex | |
| 18 | Anette Dawn | 17 | 1978- | Alive | Sex | |
| 19 | Edelweiss | 13 | 1977- | Alive | Sex | |
| 20 | Arturo Coronado✡ | 10+ | 1995- | Alive | Masturbation | |
| 21 | Muhammad (ﷺ) | 7+ | 571-632 | Dead | Sex | |
| 22 | You | 0 | ??- | Alive, sadly | Sex |
Spermination
These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.
| RANK | NAME | DONATIONS | ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bertold Paul Wiesner | 900+ | 1942-1967 | |
| 2 | Simon Watson | 800+ | 2016-2019 | |
| 3 | Jonathan Jacob Meijer | 500+ | 2007-2017 | |
| 4 | Unknown | 150 | ?-2011 | |
| 5 | Pavel Durov | 100+ | 2010-2024 | |
| 6 | Donald Cline | 98 | 1974-1987 | |
| 7 | Jan Karbaat | 82 | 1973-1998 | |
| 8 | Ben Seisler | 74 | 2012-2015 | |
| 9 | "Louis" | 70 | 1982-2002 | |
| 10 | Gennadij Raivich | 58 | ?-2013 | |
| 11 | Peter Ellenstein | 37+ | ? |
Splinter Cell
Being obsessed with one person is not enough for these people.
| RANK | NAME | HARASSED | ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rebeca Garcia | 560+ | 2016-2024 | |
| 2 | Matthew Hardy | 63+ | 2009-2020 | |
| 3 | Alex Belfield | 12 | 2012-2021 | |
| 4 | Bart De Pauw | 6 | 2017-2021 | |
| 5 | Ricardo Lopez | 1 | 1996 |
Pride of Nations
Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittiest places.
| RANK | COUNTRY | COLONIES | LIFESPAN | |
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| 1 | British Empire | 120 | 1497-1997 | |
| 2 | French Colonial Empire | 80 | 1534-1980 | |
| 3 | Portuguese Empire | 50 | 1415-1999 | |
| 4 | Roman Empire | 41 | 27-395 | |
| 5 | Spanish Empire | 35 | 1492-1976 | |
| 6 | Ottoman Empire | 25 | 1299-1922 | |
| 7 | Russian Empire | 17 | 1721-1917 | |
| 8 | Soviet Union | 15 | 1922-1991 | |
| 9 | Mongol Empire | 13 | 1206-1368 | |
| 10 | German Colonial Empire | 12 | 1884-1920 | |
| 11 | Holy Roman Empire | 10 | 800-1806 | |
| 12 | Yugoslavia | 6 | 1946-1991 | |
| 13 | Belgian Colonial Empire | 4 | 1908-1960 |
These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.
| RANK | VIRUS | HAXXED | |
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| 1 | Stuxnet | 200,000 |
Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.
NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF!
I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.
RIOT: Civil Unrest
For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.
| RANK | RIOT | KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | |
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| 1 | Partition of India | 1,000,000 | 1947 | |
| 2 | French Revolution | 870,000 | 1789 - 1799 | |
| 3 | Syrian revolution | 219,223–306,887 | 2011 - 2024 | |
| 4 | La Violencia | 200,000 | 1948 - 1960 | |
| 5 | Kurdish Rebellions | 110,000 | 1983 - 1986 | |
| 6 | Tibetan Uprising | 86,000 | 1959 | |
| 7 | Arab Spring | 61,000 | 2011 - 2012 | |
| 8 | First Serbian Uprising | 60,000 | 1804 - 1813 | |
| 9 | Jeju Uprising | 60,000 | 1948 - 1949 | |
| 10 | Algerian Civil War | 60,000-150,000 | 1991 - 2002 | |
| 11 | Nika riots | 30,000 | 532 | |
| 12 | El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising | 30,000 | 1932 | |
| 13 | 228 Massacre | 28,000 | 1947 | |
| 14 | Apartheid | 21,000 | 1948 - 1994 | |
| 15 | Rintfleisch massacres | 20,000-30,000 | 1298 | |
| 16 | Semaine Sanglante | 20,000 | 1871 | |
| 17 | Romanian Peasants' Revolt | 11,000 | 1907 | |
| 18 | March 1st Movement | 7,500 | 1919 | |
| 19 | Black July | 5,638 | 1983 | |
| 20 | Granada Massacre | 4,000+ | 1066 | |
| 21 | Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan | 4,000 | 1784 | |
| 22 | Hungarian Revolution of 1956 | 3,000 | 1956 | |
| 23 | 888 Uprising | 3,000 | 1988 | |
| 24 | Santa María School | 2,000–3,500 | 1907 | |
| 25 | Tiananmen Square | 2,700-3,400 | 1989 | |
| 26 | Iranian Revolution | 2,000-3,000 | 1978 - 1979 | |
| 27 | Caracazo | 2,000-5,000 | 1989 | |
| 28 | First Intifada | 1,962 | 1987 - 1993 | |
| 29 | Lisbon massacre | 1,900+ | 1506 | |
| 30 | Batken Conflict | 1,183 | 1999 | |
| 31 | Burundian unrest | 1,700 | 2015 - 2020 | |
| 32 | Onsong Concentration Camp | 1,666 | 1987 | |
| 33 | Patagonia Rebelde | 1,500 | 1920 - 1922 | |
| 34 | Batepá massacre | 1,000+ | 1952 | |
| 35 | Norilsk uprising | 1,000+ | 1953 | |
| 36 | Second Arab Spring | 926+ | 2018 - 2024 | |
| 37 | Kyrgyz prostests | 893-2,000 | 2010 | |
| 38 | Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion | 800+ | 2020 | |
| 39 | Kazakh unrest | 238 | 2022 | |
| 40 | Guinean protests | 157 | 2009 | |
| 41 | Tragic Week | 104-150 | 1909 | |
| 42 | Solhan & Tadaryat | 174 | 2021 | |
| 43 | Buenos Aires | 36 | 2001 | |
| 44 | Eswatini protests | 27-50+ | 2021-2023 | |
| 45 | George Floyd | 19 | 2020 | |
| 46 | Ponce massacre | 17 | 1937 | |
| 47 | Banjul | 15 | 2000 | |
| 48 | Chinese Middle School | 13 | 1956 | |
| 49 | Zimbabwe fuel protests | 12 | 2019 | |
| 50 | Wamena | 7-9 | 2023 | |
| 51 | L'Amicale riots | 7 | 1999 | |
| 52 | Universidad Pública de El Alto | 7 | 2021 | |
| 53 | Nukuʻalofa riots | 6 | 2006 | |
| 54 | U.S Capitol | 5 | 2021 | |
| 55 | CHAZ/CHOP | 3 | 2020 | |
| 56 | Kyrgyz Revolution | 1 | 2020 | |
| 57 | Bashkortostan protests | 1 | 2024 |
Diner Dash
These products and dishes are so tasty that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.
| RANK | COMPANY | KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cargill | 650 | 1865 - | |
| 2 | Unknown | 600 | 1981 | |
| 3 | Tiger Brands | 216 | 1921 - | |
| 4 | Bostock & Co | 70 | 1888 - 1900 | |
| 5 | Disputed | 53 | 2011 | |
| 6 | Jensen Farms | 33 | 2011 - 2012 | |
| 7 | Khalid Mahmood | 33 | 2016 | |
| 8 | Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga | 29 | 1992 - 1993 | |
| 9 | PCA | 9 | 1977 - 2009 | |
| 10 | Sanlu Group | 6 | 1956 - 2008 | |
| 11 | Blue Bell Creameries | 3 | 2007 - | |
| 12 | Similac | 1 | 1929 - | |
| 13 | Pepsi | 1 | 1929 - |
These people have shown that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (whether animal or human) are counted.
| RANK | PLAYER | RAPES | KINK | YEARS ACTIVE | |
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| 1 | Robert Anderson | 1050-2110 | Yaoi | 1966-2003 | |
| 2 | Carl Panzram | 1000+ | Yaoi | 1907-1928 | |
| 3 | Jeffrey Epstein | 1000+ | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1996-2019 | |
| 4 | Ahdel Ali | 1000+ | Lolicon | 2007-2009 | |
| 5 | João Teixeira de Faria | 600+ | Straight | 1986-2017 | |
| 6 | Mohamed Mustapha Tabet | 518 | Straight | 1986-1992 | |
| 7 | Larry Nassar | 500+ | Lolicon | 1994-2015 | |
| 8 | Johnny Kitagawa | 478 | Shotacon | 1988-2000 | |
| 9 | Joël Le Scouarnec | 299 | Lolicon | 1989-2014 | |
| 10 | Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre | 276 | Shotacon | 2008-2011 | |
| 11 | Farooq Chishti | 250 | Straight | 1990-1992 | |
| 12 | Jimmy Savile | 217+ | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1955-2009 | |
| 13 | Richard Strauss | 177+ | Shotacon | 1978-1998 | |
| 14 | Selva Kumar Subbiah | 170-1000+ | Straight | 1984-1991 | |
| 15 | Keith Raniere | 156 | Straight | 1998-2018 | |
| 16 | Joji Obara | 150-400 | Straight | 1992-2000 | |
| 17 | Fanwell Khumalo | 103 | Lolicon and BDSM | 1999-2001 | |
| 18 | Albert Fish | 100+ | Shotacon and BDSM | 1890-1934 | |
| 19 | Lavrentiy Beria | 100+ | Straight | 1930-1953 | |
| 20 | David Fuller | 100+ | Necrophilia | 2020 | |
| 21 | Marcelo Sajen | 93-200+ | Schoolgirls | 1991-2004 | |
| 22 | Johann Eichhorn | 90 | Straight | 1928-1939 | |
| 23 | William Vahey | 90+ | Shotacon | 1963-2014 | |
| 24 | Jon Simonis | 80+ | Straight | 1979-1981 | |
| 25 | Richard Choque | 77+ | Straight | 2013-2021 | |
| 26 | Richard Huckle | 71 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 2006-2014 | |
| 27 | Malka Leifer | 70 | Shotacon | 2003-2007 | |
| 28 | Peter Nygård | 67+ | Straight | 1968-2020 | |
| 29 | Erik Andersen | 66-160+ | Shotacon | 1976-2010 | |
| 30 | Ralph Rowe | 60-500 | Shotacon | 1970-1980 | |
| 31 | Sunil Rastogi | 60 | Lolicon | 2004-2017 | |
| 32 | Bill Cosby | 58+ | Date rape | 1984-2014 | |
| 33 | Atheer as-Suhairy | 58 | Lolicon | 1999-2006 | |
| 34 | Wang Wanming | 54 | Straight | 1981-1998 | |
| 35 | Jerry Sandusky | 52 | Shotacon | 1994-2009 | |
| 36 | Roger Abdelmassih | 52 | Somnophilia | 2009 | |
| 37 | Joseph James DeAngelo | 51 | Straight | 1974-1986 | |
| 38 | Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson | 50+ | Shotacon | 1988-2012 | |
| 39 | Bobby Joe Long | 50 | Straight | 1980-1984 | |
| 40 | Gemma Watts | 50 | Yuri | 2016-2018 | |
| 41 | Reynhard Sinaga | 48 | Yaoi | 2015-2017 | |
| 42 | Gerald Ridsdale | 46 | Shotacon | 1961-1982 | |
| 43 | Martin Ney | 45+ | Shotacon | 1992-2004 | |
| 44 | Yap Weng Wah | 45 | Shotacon | 2009-2012 | |
| 45 | Anatoly Slivko | 43 | Shotacon and Snuff | 1964-1985 | |
| 46 | Adam Britton | 42 | Furry and Snuff | 2014-2022 | |
| 47 | Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides | 41 | Straight | 2010-2012 | |
| 48 | Oleg Kosarev | 40 | Lolicon | 1984-2011 | |
| 49 | Henrique Sotero | 40 | Lolicon | 2008-2009 | |
| 50 | Muhammad Zulfarau Alfa | 40+ | Straight | 2019-2020 | |
| 51 | Peter Moore | 39 | Yaoi | 1975-1995 | |
| 52 | Roland Cazaux | 36 | Straight | 1987-2002 | |
| 53 | Miguel Ángel Parada | 36 | Straight | 2012-2020 | |
| 54 | Paul Ogorzow | 31 | Straight | 1939-1941 | |
| 55 | Keith Simms | 31 | Straight | 1985-2001 | |
| 56 | Emiliano Perandones | 30 | Straight | 2005-2007 | |
| 57 | Paul Schäfer | 28 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1958-2005 | |
| 58 | Andrzej Kunowski | 27 | Straight | 1972-2001 | |
| 59 | Donald Trump | 26 | Pussy grabbing | 1970 | |
| 60 | Benny Sela | 24 | Hyperphilic | 1985-1999 | |
| 61 | Gonzalo Rivadeneira | 24 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1993-2019 | |
| 62 | Andreas Holm | 24 | Somnophilia | 2019-2020 | |
| 63 | John Svahlstedt | 22 | Straight | 1971-2013 | |
| 64 | House for Sale Rapist | 20 | Straight | 1979-1980 | |
| 65 | Julio Gonzales | 19 | Straight | 2001-2013 | |
| 66 | Paul Francis Gadd | 18+ | Lolicon | 1970-2000 | |
| 67 | Jordanis Kouroutsidis | 18+ | Straight | 1987-2020 | |
| 68 | Batman Rapist | 17 | Straight | 1991-2000 | |
| 69 | Steingrímur Njálsson | 16+ | Shotacon | 1961-1988 | |
| 70 | Johan Martin Vie | 16+ | Shotacon | ?-2006 | |
| 71 | Francisco Antonio Laureana | 15+ | Straight | 1974-1975 | |
| 72 | Cedric Maake | 14 | Straight | 1996-1997 | |
| 73 | Niklas Eliasson | 14 | Straight | 2005-2010 | |
| 74 | Christopher Paul Neil | 12 | Shotacon | 2007 | |
| 75 | Marquis de Sade | 11 | Straight and BDSM | 1772-1776 | |
| 76 | Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson | 9-70+ | Shotacon | 2010-2014 | |
| 77 | Francis Evrard | 9 | Shotacon | 1962-2007 | |
| 78 | Kurt Niklas Lindgren | 9 | Straight | 1998-2005 | |
| 79 | Marcel Lychau Hansen | 8 | Straight | 1987-2010 | |
| 80 | Larry Murphy | 8 | Straight | 2001 | |
| 81 | Christopher Wilder | 7+ | Straight | 1963-1984 | |
| 82 | Roy Svanur Shannon | 6-9+ | Lolicon | 1997-2012 | |
| 83 | Joro the Paver | 6-7 | Straight | 1968 | |
| 84 | Roberto Martínez Vásquez | 6 | Straight | 2001-2002 | |
| 85 | Ágúst Magnússon | 6 | Shotacon | 2004 | |
| 86 | Graham Capill | 6+ | Lolicon | 2001-2005 | |
| 87 | Peter Scully | 5-75+ | Lolicon and Snuff | 2011-2015 | |
| 88 | Somsak Ponnarai | 4+ | Straight | 1980-1995 | |
| 89 | Mark Dixie | 4-6 | Straight | 1980-2005 | |
| 90 | Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson | 4-335 | Lolicon | 2005-2006 | |
| 91 | Paul Hickson | 3+ | Lolicon | 1976-1992 | |
| 92 | José Antonio Rodríguez Vega | 3+ | Straight | 1978-1988 | |
| 93 | Mr. Cruel | 3 | Lolicon | 1987-1990 | |
| 94 | Jon Schillaci | 3+ | Shotacon | 1989-2007 | |
| 95 | Claudine de Culam | 1 | Furry | 1601 | |
| 96 | Robert Poulin | 1 | Straight | 1975 | |
| 97 | Josef Fritzl | 1 | Incest | 1977-2008 | |
| 98 | Jeff Doucet | 1 | Shotacon | 1983-1984 | |
| 99 | Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson | 1 | Incest | 1992-2004 | |
| 100 | James Bear | 1 | Incest | 2013-2018 | |
| 101 | Steven van de Velde | 1 | Lolicon | 2014 | |
| 102 | Joshua Hoffman | 1 | Furry | 2018 | |
| 103 | Christian Weston Chandler | 1 | Incest | 2021 |
My soon to be released trash
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| Abdul Waheed | |
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| Nationality: | Indian 2.0 |
| Born | c. 1967 (aged 58 - 58) |
| Occupation | Shrine custodian, Professional cook |
| Highscore | Killed 20, Injured 4 |
| Top 50? | 11th |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An hero? | Nope, V& |
When the whole entire world thought the Reina nightclub shooting☪ was lulzy and chaotic enough to start 2017, an event much less epic and interesting would happen 3 months later...
Background
Our main player, 50-year-old Abdul Waheed (Allahu Akbarish: البطل الوطني, born sometime in the year of 1967), was also the custodian who played this match, Waheed had a long history of mental illness and beating and torturing the devotees to "cleanse them", of course, beating and torturing your shrinegoers would cause AT LEAST one sane person to report it to someone.
Some days before the eventual mass pwnage, Waheed suspected that his disciples were planning to poison him, this was due to seeing his spiritual leader's son, Asif, adding poison to his food, according to his statement to the Paki popo.
—Just adding some flavours, nothing weird about it tbh | ||
Attack
On April 1, 2017... yes really, this attack happened on April fools. he first called and summoned the worshippers onto the courtyard part of the small shrine, afterwards which he gave them some food that was poisoned, which made it much more easier for Abdul and his companions to strip some of his religious zealots naked (WTF?) and beat and stab the living shit out of them.
In the end of the match, the results came in, 20 people were sent back to the lobby, including a family of six!, and only 4 NPCs were injured that weren't properly doble tapped by Waheed and his teammates, thankfully they did the correct thing by hitting most of them in the back of the necks, good thinking.

Funnily enough, after confessing to murdering all of those people, the families of the victims didn't hold a grudge against Waheed, somehow? don't ask me, because I don't know.
Loadout
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Aftermath

After the mass execution at the shrine, the pigs quickly came to the scene and arrested Abdul and his squad, where he was sent to a cell and waited until his trial, he was sentenced alongside his friends to death, GG.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 20/20 Bye Bye |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Four faggots survived |
| Style: | 10/20 Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Memory holed faster than any other High score that didn't happened in the West |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Deadliest mudslime mass stabber |
See Also
- Pakistan - Where shit went down
- Wade Michael Page - Another shrine attacker
- Brenton Tarrant - this one did it 100x times much much better
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