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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Benjamin Jeffrey Smith'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Benjamin Jeffrey Smith'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 28, 1979 ({{age|1979|11|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 28, 1979 ({{age|1979|11|28}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nein}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nein}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, incapacitated}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, incapacitated}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|America Furst; Anti-[[Antifa]]; [[Truth|Black Lives (Don't) Matter]]; [[:wikipedia:White Rose (disinformation group)|White Rose conspiracy theories]]; Lionization of [[Kyle Rittenhouse]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|America Furst; Anti-[[Antifa]]; [[Truth|Black Lives (Don't) Matter]]; [[:wikipedia:White Rose (disinformation group)|White Rose conspiracy theories]]; Lionization of [[Kyle Rittenhouse]]}}
{{Ibend}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:Polybun.jpg|thumb|Ben Smith's [[fursona]] dabbling with a HAM radio, one of his obscure and antiquitous hobbies.]]
[[File:Polybun.jpg|thumb|Ben Smith's [[fursona]] dabbling with a HAM radio, one of his obscure and antiquitous hobbies.]]


'''Polybun''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Benjamin Jeffrey Smith''') is a [[babyfur]] turned [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] wannabe from [[Portland]], [[Oregon]], known for his particularly violent and unhinged tantrums. His [[Inkbunny]] accounts were banned and IP blocked in 2012 by moderators for abusive comments and he was banned from many of Oregon’s [[furry convention]]s and events for his behavior, including a time when he was kicked out of a house party for brandishing a knife and threatening to kill somebody because they took a picture of him. Literally nobody within the furry community who were aware of him were surprised to hear that he would go on to become the perpetrator of a mass-shooting. Aside from being the [[William Atchison]] of the furry fandom, he is also noted for making his mark in furry history as one of the original founders of the first #babyfur [[IRC]] channel on [[Furnet]]. His [[fursona]] is a juvenile yellow rabbit and he was personally described as an [[edgelord]] and an [[epic]] [[troll]] by many, but no amount of [[infantilism|infantilistic]] escapism could subdue the bestial spirit of hatred that was festering in his soul. Come the period of [[COVID]]-induced madness, Benjamin Smith reportedly joined the [[:wikipedia:White Rose (disinformation group)|White Rose]] [[Telegram]] channel, a [[trolling organization]] known for spreading COVID [[misinformation]] and cliché [[Qanon]]-style conspiracy theories. According to his roommate, he got angrier and more rightwing over the years preluding the '''Normandale Park shooting''' and was slipping “further and further down this alt right [[I See What You Did There|rabbit hole]]”.
'''Polybun''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Benjamin Jeffrey Smith''') is a [[babyfur]] turned [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] wannabe from [[Portland]], [[Oregon]], known for his particularly violent and unhinged tantrums. His [[Inkbunny]] accounts were banned and IP blocked in 2012 by moderators for abusive comments and he was banned from many of Oregon’s [[furry convention]]s and events for his behavior, including a time when he was kicked out of a house party for brandishing a knife and threatening to kill somebody because they took a picture of him. Literally nobody within the furry community who were aware of him were surprised to hear that he would go on to become the perpetrator of a [[mass shooting]]. Aside from being the [[William Atchison]] of the furry fandom, he is also noted for making his mark in furry history as one of the original founders of the first #babyfur [[IRC]] channel on [[Furnet]]. His [[fursona]] is a juvenile yellow rabbit and he was personally described as an [[edgelord]] and an [[epic]] [[troll]] by many, but no amount of [[infantilism|infantilistic]] escapism could subdue the bestial spirit of hatred that was festering in his soul. Come the period of [[COVID]]-induced madness, Benjamin Smith reportedly joined the [[:wikipedia:White Rose (disinformation group)|White Rose]] [[Telegram]] channel, a [[trolling organization]] known for spreading COVID [[misinformation]] and cliché [[Qanon]]-style conspiracy theories. According to his roommate, he got angrier and more rightwing over the years preluding the '''Normandale Park shooting''' and was slipping “further and further down this alt right [[I See What You Did There|rabbit hole]]”.


==Selected Quotes==
==Selected Quotes==
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==The Shootout==
==The Shootout==
[[File:Thomas_Elk_Fountain_destruction.jpg|thumb|250px|Somehow, this just didn't settle well with Banjamin.]]
[[File:Thomas_Elk_Fountain_destruction.jpg|thumb|250px|Somehow, this just didn't settle well with Banjamin.]]
On February 19, 2022, Ben Smith entered Normandale Park, [[Portland]], equipped with a .45 caliber handgun and the intent to kill some commie bastards. During this time, their was an ongoing riot over the death of some nigger who wasn't [[George Floyd]]. Upon arrival, Benjamin began shouting death threats just as he had done so a thousand times on the internet before. He soon amassed a crowd trying to deescalate the situation before firing 8 shots into the crowd, hitting five. He only managed to get one kill and unlike his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse, he wasn't even acting in self-defense; and what's more? He wasn't even shooting at protestors, just traffic safety volunteers. Benjamin's shooting spree was swiftly concluded when an actual protester thereafter shot him in the hip with a model which evidence suggests was a rifle of some kind, leaving him wheelchair bound. Now he gets to shit his diapers all day long while staff change him. Furries just keep winning.
On February 19, 2022, Ben Smith entered Normandale Park, [[Portland]], equipped with a .45 caliber handgun and the intent to kill some commie bastards. During this time, there was an ongoing riot over the death of some nigger who wasn't [[George Floyd]]. Upon arrival, Benjamin began shouting death threats just as he had done so a thousand times on the internet before. He soon amassed a crowd trying to deescalate the situation before firing 8 shots into the crowd, hitting five. He only managed to get one kill and unlike his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse, he wasn't even acting in self-defense; and what's more? He wasn't even shooting at protestors, just traffic safety volunteers. Benjamin's shooting spree was swiftly concluded when an actual protester thereafter shot him in the hip with a model which evidence suggests was a rifle of some kind, leaving him wheelchair bound. Now he gets to shit his diapers all day long while staff change him. Furries just keep winning.


One victim later died in 2024 due to injuries sustained from the attack, thus raising Ben's kill count to two.
One victim later died in 2024 due to injuries sustained from the attack, thus raising Ben's kill count to two.


Benjamin will now be rotting behind a prison cell for at least 55 years to life. Imagine his shock when he wasn't let scotch free like his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse.
Benjamin will now be rotting behind a prison cell for at least 55 years to life. Imagine his shock when he wasn't let scotch free like his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse.
===Gameplay Footage===
[[File:NormandaleParkGameplayFootage.mp4|center|500px]]


===Graded Score===
===Graded Score===
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|5|Who even remembers this guy except furry lolcow historians?
|5|Who even remembers this guy except furry lolcow historians?
|10|Being a weirdo.
|10|Being a weirdo.
|32|F|Animals Instinctually Attack.}}
|32|F|{{ytlink|AtTnKTV78F0|Animals Instinctually Attack.}}}}
{{Wanted|2}}
{{Wanted|2}}


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|A decade ago I had to throw Ben Smith / Polybun out of my house during a party for trying to brandish a knife and threatening to stab someone just because they took his picture. He was that sort of unhinged, and it only got WAY WORSE since then.|{{Twitter|TrissWinters|Triss Winters}}
|A decade ago I had to throw Ben Smith / Polybun out of my house during a party for trying to brandish a knife and threatening to stab someone just because they took his picture. He was that sort of unhinged, and it only got WAY WORSE since then.|{{Twitter|TrissWinters|Triss Winters}}
|For about a half-decade, I’ve infiltrated these alt-right furry chat groups to identify these people before they enact violence. Obviously, in the case of Polybun, he slipped my radar, and I’m fucked up about it.|[[DeoTasDavil]], who thought she really had any sway in this.
|For about a half-decade, I’ve infiltrated these alt-right furry chat groups to identify these people before they enact violence. Obviously, in the case of Polybun, he slipped my radar, and I’m fucked up about it.|[[DeoTasDevil]], who thought she really had any sway in this.
|Fears have been percolating for years about a shooting happening at a furry convention, there’s a fairly dedicated little fringe of malcontents who want to hurt people because they’re damaged inside. You can’t be a furry and a Nazi at the same time, they still try, but there’s no place they should belong.|[[Dogpatch Press]], who is a gigantic faggot btw.
|Fears have been percolating for years about a shooting happening at a furry convention, there’s a fairly dedicated little fringe of malcontents who want to hurt people because they’re damaged inside. You can’t be a furry and a Nazi at the same time, they still try, but there’s no place they should belong.|[[Dogpatch Press]], who is a gigantic faggot btw.
|It’s partly a tech platform issue; sites like Twitter and Facebook have allowed this dangerous discourse to spread. We need to identify the people benefiting from preying on lost souls like Ben Smith, examine their networks, and explore how to shut them down.”|Dogpatch Press wants to [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!
|It’s partly a tech platform issue; sites like Twitter and Facebook have allowed this dangerous discourse to spread. We need to identify the people benefiting from preying on lost souls like Ben Smith, examine their networks, and explore how to shut them down.”|Dogpatch Press wants to [[SHUT IT DOWN]]!
|My overall impression is of someone on the periphery who regularly lashed out in anger, he seems to have used a furry art site I now lead, Inkbunny, a decade ago for a period of roughly a year.|[[GreenReaper]]
|My overall impression is of someone on the periphery who regularly lashed out in anger, he seems to have used a furry art site I now lead, Inkbunny, a decade ago for a period of roughly a year.|[[GreenReaper]]
|used to join the IRC [instant messaging system] channel for my community, and describe in substantial detail, how he was going to go on a cross-country road trip, visiting and murdering all of us in ways that we would suffer. To say that we got in touch with law enforcement would be an understatement. They didn’t care.|Ariadne Conill
|used to join the IRC [instant messaging system] channel for my community, and describe in substantial detail, how he was going to go on a cross-country road trip, visiting and murdering all of us in ways that we would suffer. To say that we got in touch with law enforcement would be an understatement. They didn’t care.|Ariadne Conill
|In 2004, in my younger and more purposely wreckless days, I created an IRC channel on Furnet with a few edgy babyfurs. One of these was a yellow rabbit calling himself Polybun. We bonded over punk rock and metal. He became more unhinged over time, threatening my life a few times. I regret ever having socialized with him.|{{y|@|Aquariusfiar}}
|In 2004, in my younger and more purposely wreckless days, I created an IRC channel on Furnet with a few edgy babyfurs. One of these was a yellow rabbit calling himself Polybun. We bonded over punk rock and metal. He became more unhinged over time, threatening my life a few times. I regret ever having socialized with him.|{{yt|@|Aquariusfiar}}
}}
}}
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</center>


He also had a 16-year long friendship with FUCKING [[Pamperchu]], as omitted by Pamperchu himself. They most likely met on one of those babyfur IRC channels.  
He also had a 16-year long friendship with FUCKING [[Pamperchu]], as proclaimed by Pamperchu himself. They most likely met on one of those babyfur IRC channels.  
 
<center>'''He announces it near the end of this video.<br>'''<youtube>Vn194c0qJAY</youtube></center>
{{Quote3|TRANSCRIPT:<br>
Now, to conclude this video I wanted to say I am a friend of Benjamin Jer- Je- uh Jeffrey Je- Jeffrey Smith, uh, the guy who just shot a bunch of people in Portland. Now we've been friends for 16 years. You know what, this makes three murderers that I've known; one as a long-term friend, one was a friend in high school, and one I just forgot about. But anyway, check out the news. Uh, Portland, Oregon has a shooter, he's a furry, and you might like that. Sorry to mix the two videos together into one, but I, uh, can't do one without the other. And let's just top it off. I can walk around the house *pause* just to show you I care. Yeah, I know he k-, I know he killed somebody, I *pause* he's my friend, I know him and I know that's who he is. *awkward laugh* Just glad it wasn't me. I know it's kinda *muffled nonsense* mean to say; that's mean to say, *muffled: cause that wasn't me*. But you know, *pauses, then picks up an opened diaper off the bathroom floor* I'm gonna pick up the diapers. You know, you gotta pick them up every once in a while. *walks into the kitchen and hurls the diaper at the broken backyard door; glass shards break off into the patio* Alright, *chuckles* glass went everywhere again. What am I thinking? Oh my God, what am I thinking? I'm being a retard. *barefoot Pamperchu picks up the shards and the diaper and deposits them into a Home Depot bucket by the door* I was trying to be cool, but...|Pamperchu}}


<center>'''He announces it near the end of this video.<br>'''<youtube>Vn194c0qJAY</youtube></center>  
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:BenjaminSmithStubbleFace.jpg
File:BenjaminSmithInCar.jpg
File:JUnEFaNarT.jpg|Fanart for dead person.
</gallery></center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Daniel Perry]] - His predecessor.
*[[Brandon Scott Hole]] - [[Brony]] workplace shooter.
*[[Brandon Scott Hole]] - [[Brony]] workplace shooter.
*[[Fullerton Triple Homicide]] - Murder case perpetrated by a furry duo.
*[[Fullerton Triple Homicide]] - Murder case perpetrated by a furry duo.
*[[LockJaw Arts]] - A couple of fursuit tailors turned furry murder duo.
*[[Rox-Yin & Kira]] - Attempted murder case perpetrated by furry duo.
*[[Rox-Yin & Kira]] - Attempted murder case perpetrated by furry duo.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Alleged furry neo-Nazi marketplace shooter.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Alleged furry neo-Nazi marketplace shooter.
*[[William Atchison]] - Pretty much the same person.
*[[William Atchison]] - Pretty much the same person.
*[[Audrey Hale]] - pooner furfag school shooter.
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Pooner furfag school shooter.
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - His inspiration.
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - His inspiration.
*[[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - Unrelated mass-shooter from 1966.
*[[Robert Benjamin Smith]] - Unrelated mass shooter from 1966.


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/27/portland-shooting-extremism-america-predictable '''Completely predictable': the Portland shooting and fears of escalating extremism in America''] - The Gaurdian
*[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/27/portland-shooting-extremism-america-predictable '''Completely predictable': the Portland shooting and fears of escalating extremism in America''] - The Gaurdian
===Personal Accounts===
===Personal Accounts===
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20030802160405/http://polyhead.net/Polyhead.html Polyhead.net]; his ancient personal website.
*{{wayback|http://polyhead.net/Polyhead.html|20030802160405|title=Polyhead.net}}; his ancient personal website.
*[https://telegram.im/@polyhead @polyhead] - his [[Telegram]] account.
*{{telegram|polyhead|@polyhead}} - his [[Telegram]] account.
*[https://polyhead.livejournal.com/ Polyhead] - his [[LJ]] account.
*{{ljuser|polyhead|Polyhead}} - his [[LJ]] account.
*[https://www.reddit.com/user/Polybun/ u/Polybun] - his [[Reddit]] account.
*{{reddituser|Polybun|u/Polybun}} - his [[Reddit]] account.


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{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{terrorists}}
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[[category:2022]]
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Latest revision as of 06:58, 31 August 2025

Benjamin Jeffrey Smith
Born November 28, 1979 (46 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 3
Top 50? Nein
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, incapacitated
Motive America Furst; Anti-Antifa; Black Lives (Don't) Matter; White Rose conspiracy theories; Lionization of Kyle Rittenhouse
Ben Smith's fursona dabbling with a HAM radio, one of his obscure and antiquitous hobbies.

Polybun (Powerword: Benjamin Jeffrey Smith) is a babyfur turned Kyle Rittenhouse wannabe from Portland, Oregon, known for his particularly violent and unhinged tantrums. His Inkbunny accounts were banned and IP blocked in 2012 by moderators for abusive comments and he was banned from many of Oregon’s furry conventions and events for his behavior, including a time when he was kicked out of a house party for brandishing a knife and threatening to kill somebody because they took a picture of him. Literally nobody within the furry community who were aware of him were surprised to hear that he would go on to become the perpetrator of a mass shooting. Aside from being the William Atchison of the furry fandom, he is also noted for making his mark in furry history as one of the original founders of the first #babyfur IRC channel on Furnet. His fursona is a juvenile yellow rabbit and he was personally described as an edgelord and an epic troll by many, but no amount of infantilistic escapism could subdue the bestial spirit of hatred that was festering in his soul. Come the period of COVID-induced madness, Benjamin Smith reportedly joined the White Rose Telegram channel, a trolling organization known for spreading COVID misinformation and cliché Qanon-style conspiracy theories. According to his roommate, he got angrier and more rightwing over the years preluding the Normandale Park shooting and was slipping “further and further down this alt right rabbit hole”.

Selected Quotes

   
“ 		 
Communists aren't human beings, it's okay to kill them
  		„
  		 

—Polybun, not seeing the irony in being a furry.

   
“ 		 
[...] Violence is the answer. If you think for a single moment the government isn't willing to commit acts of violence against you to enforce this insane shit, you're dead wrong. That's not ego, that's fact. Stop being stupid.
  		„
  		 

—Polybun

   
“ 		 
Did someone say cremate? Are we burning Jews today?
  		„
  		 

—Polybun

   
“ 		 
christianity [sic] is a jewish invention designed to control gentiles.
  		„
  		 

—Polybun

   
“ 		 
women usually have the mind of a child...This the reason [sic] most women vote for communists.
  		„
  		 

—Polybun

   
“ 		 
If proud boys [sic] shot up somebodies [sic] car they probably deserved it thus far they sadly haven't shot up someones [sic] car, because good christ that needs to happen.
  		„
  		 

—Polybun

Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Shootout

Somehow, this just didn't settle well with Banjamin.

On February 19, 2022, Ben Smith entered Normandale Park, Portland, equipped with a .45 caliber handgun and the intent to kill some commie bastards. During this time, there was an ongoing riot over the death of some nigger who wasn't George Floyd. Upon arrival, Benjamin began shouting death threats just as he had done so a thousand times on the internet before. He soon amassed a crowd trying to deescalate the situation before firing 8 shots into the crowd, hitting five. He only managed to get one kill and unlike his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse, he wasn't even acting in self-defense; and what's more? He wasn't even shooting at protestors, just traffic safety volunteers. Benjamin's shooting spree was swiftly concluded when an actual protester thereafter shot him in the hip with a model which evidence suggests was a rifle of some kind, leaving him wheelchair bound. Now he gets to shit his diapers all day long while staff change him. Furries just keep winning.

One victim later died in 2024 due to injuries sustained from the attack, thus raising Ben's kill count to two.

Benjamin will now be rotting behind a prison cell for at least 55 years to life. Imagine his shock when he wasn't let scotch free like his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse.

Gameplay Footage

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 (3 injured) - lol. imagine dying to a babyfur. This is pathetic even for antifa.

Accuracy: 15/20 Fired 8 rounds, hit 5 people.

Style: 0/20 Lame. Got incapacitated almost immediately by a counter-shooter.

Butthurt: 5/20 Who even remembers this guy except furry lolcow historians?

Bonus: 10/20 Being a weirdo.

Total Score: 32/100 (F)
Animals Instinctually Attack.
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


Reactions

The Portland Police Bureau tried to cover up the incident by publishing misinformation about the attack. They falsely claimed that Benjamin Smith was a homeowner and that he shot at armed protesters. It was only until three years after the fact that the police chief issued a formal apology because he was too ashamed to admit that he was covering up for a babyfur degenerate and not the based property defender he initially thought he was.

Following the attack, a few furries stepped up to voice their opinions on the matter and recollect their experiences with the individual. Rolling Stone even published an article collecting the responses of a few furry big-shots concerning the incident.

   
“ 		 
A decade ago I had to throw Ben Smith / Polybun out of my house during a party for trying to brandish a knife and threatening to stab someone just because they took his picture. He was that sort of unhinged, and it only got WAY WORSE since then.
  		„
  		 

— Triss Winters

   
“ 		 
For about a half-decade, I’ve infiltrated these alt-right furry chat groups to identify these people before they enact violence. Obviously, in the case of Polybun, he slipped my radar, and I’m fucked up about it.
  		„
  		 

—DeoTasDevil, who thought she really had any sway in this.

   
“ 		 
Fears have been percolating for years about a shooting happening at a furry convention, there’s a fairly dedicated little fringe of malcontents who want to hurt people because they’re damaged inside. You can’t be a furry and a Nazi at the same time, they still try, but there’s no place they should belong.
  		„
  		 

—Dogpatch Press, who is a gigantic faggot btw.

   
“ 		 
It’s partly a tech platform issue; sites like Twitter and Facebook have allowed this dangerous discourse to spread. We need to identify the people benefiting from preying on lost souls like Ben Smith, examine their networks, and explore how to shut them down.”
  		„
  		 

—Dogpatch Press wants to SHUT IT DOWN!

   
“ 		 
My overall impression is of someone on the periphery who regularly lashed out in anger, he seems to have used a furry art site I now lead, Inkbunny, a decade ago for a period of roughly a year.
  		„
  		 

—GreenReaper

   
“ 		 
used to join the IRC [instant messaging system] channel for my community, and describe in substantial detail, how he was going to go on a cross-country road trip, visiting and murdering all of us in ways that we would suffer. To say that we got in touch with law enforcement would be an understatement. They didn’t care.
  		„
  		 

—Ariadne Conill

   
“ 		 
In 2004, in my younger and more purposely wreckless days, I created an IRC channel on Furnet with a few edgy babyfurs. One of these was a yellow rabbit calling himself Polybun. We bonded over punk rock and metal. He became more unhinged over time, threatening my life a few times. I regret ever having socialized with him.
  		„
  		 

— Aquariusfiar

Previous Quote | Next Quote

He also had a 16-year long friendship with FUCKING Pamperchu, as proclaimed by Pamperchu himself. They most likely met on one of those babyfur IRC channels.

He announces it near the end of this video.

TRANSCRIPT:
Now, to conclude this video I wanted to say I am a friend of Benjamin Jer- Je- uh Jeffrey Je- Jeffrey Smith, uh, the guy who just shot a bunch of people in Portland. Now we've been friends for 16 years. You know what, this makes three murderers that I've known; one as a long-term friend, one was a friend in high school, and one I just forgot about. But anyway, check out the news. Uh, Portland, Oregon has a shooter, he's a furry, and you might like that. Sorry to mix the two videos together into one, but I, uh, can't do one without the other. And let's just top it off. I can walk around the house *pause* just to show you I care. Yeah, I know he k-, I know he killed somebody, I *pause* he's my friend, I know him and I know that's who he is. *awkward laugh* Just glad it wasn't me. I know it's kinda *muffled nonsense* mean to say; that's mean to say, *muffled: cause that wasn't me*. But you know, *pauses, then picks up an opened diaper off the bathroom floor* I'm gonna pick up the diapers. You know, you gotta pick them up every once in a while. *walks into the kitchen and hurls the diaper at the broken backyard door; glass shards break off into the patio* Alright, *chuckles* glass went everywhere again. What am I thinking? Oh my God, what am I thinking? I'm being a retard. *barefoot Pamperchu picks up the shards and the diaper and deposits them into a Home Depot bucket by the door* I was trying to be cool, but...

  • Fanart for dead person.
    Fanart for dead person.

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Aaron Alexis • Alexandre Bissonnette • Akbarzhon Jalivov • Ali David Sonboly • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Andrea Pignani • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Artyom Kazantsev • Audrey Hale • Brandon Scott Hole • Breda Highschool Massacre • Breitscheidplatz • Brenda Ann Spencer • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Capital Gazette Shooting • Charles Whitman's Tumor • Chris Harper-Mercer • Connor Betts • Dallas Police Shootings • Darrell Brooks • David Katz • David Kozák • David Malcolm Gray • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • Derrick Bird • DeWayne Craddock • Dimitrios Pagourtzis • Dimitrious Gargasoulas • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Storm Roof • Elliot Rodger • Éric Borel • Euler Fernando Grandolpho • Flemming Nielsen • Fort Hood • Gabe Parker • George Sodini • Gian Luigi Ferri • Ian David Long • Ilnaz Galyaviev • Jake Davison • James Alex Fields • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Dalton • Jason Rodriguez • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeffrey Dahmer • Jeff Weise • Jesse Osborne • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • John Russell Houser • John Wilkes Booth • Jonathan Sapirman • Josef Fritzl • Khalid Masood • Kip Kinkel • Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage • Lam Kor Wan • Mamoru Takuma • Marc Lépine • Mark Barton • Mark Essex • Martin Peyerl • Matthew de Grood • Michael Carneal • Michael Kenneth McLendon • Michael Ryan • Mikese Morse • Mr. Saari • Nathan Gale • Nathaniel Veltman • Nghtmrchld26 • Nicholas Prosper • Nikolas Cruz • Noah Esbensen • Orlando Harris • Otoya Yamaguchi • Patrick Purdy • Payton Gendron • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Petri Gerdt • Ramadan Van Man • Randy Robert Stair • Richard Speck • Robert Bales • Robert Bowers • Robert Card • Robert Crimo • Robert Hawkins • Robert Aaron Long • Robert Steinhäuser • Ruslan Akhtyamov • Ryan Palmeter • Santino William Legan • Satoshi Uematsu • Sayfullo Saipov • Stephen Kazmierczak • The Twinkie Man • Thomas Matthew Crooks • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • Timur Bekmansurov • TJ Lane • Tobias Rathjen • Trystan Andrew Terrell • Tyler Peterson • Unabomber • Wade Michael Page • Walter Seifert • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira • Zhao Zewei • Zug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • Academy Maniacs • Boston Marathon Bombing • Charlie Hebdo • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Fullerton Triple Homicide • Hiroshima and Nagasaki • ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 • Jews did WTC • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Medianeira School Shooting • Pearl Harbor • San Bernardino Shooting • Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks • STEM School Highlands Ranch Shooting • Suzano School Shooting • Timothy McVeigh • Zhaodong Massacre

Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf Hitler • Augusto Pinochet • Aum Shinrikyo • Charles Manson • Heaven's Gate • Holocaust • Jonestown • Joseph Stalin • Kim Il-sung • Mao Zedong • Osama bin Laden • Pol Pot • Rwandan Genocide • Saddam Hussein • Waco • World War II

Banned From Scoring

Aaron Bushnell • Alex Hribal • Anthony Warner • Anton Bichivin • Arda Küçükyetim • Asa Coon • Ben Moynihan • Billy Mitchell • Brandon Clegg • Brian Isaack Clyde • Charles Bishop • Clay Duke • Dillon Cossey • Faisal Shahzad • Frank James • Hayden Jagst • Hugo Jackson • Ilya Ivanistov • John Earnest • Juraj Krajčík • Kimveer Gill • Kyle Rittenhouse • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • M.A.C. • MAGABomber • Mikhail Pivnev • Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat • Nasim Aghdam • Natalie Rupnow • Nicky Reilly • Philip Manshaus • Richard Reid • Robin Westman • Ryan Routh • Sam Hyde • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • Solomon Henderson • Stephan Balliet • Todd Rogers • Willem Van Spronsen • William Atchison • You

 
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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy

Terrorists:

Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck

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Big Players

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Anders Behring Breivik • Antifa • Australians • Barack Obama • Baruch Goldstein • Black Lives Matter • Brenton Tarrant • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • DisruptJ20 • George Soros • George W. Bush • Grog • Jack Gilbert Graham • John Walker Lindh • Marc Lépine • Matthew Murray • Michael Moore • Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim • Muslims • Osama Bin Laden • Patrick Crusius • Sharjah Ruler • Sam Hyde • The Finnisher • The Unabrower • Timothy McVeigh • Unabomber

Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

Arab • Aum Shinrikyo • Axis of Evil • Binghampton • Iran • Ireland • Islam • Israel • Maniacs Murder Cult • Pakistan • Palestine • Sudan

Terrorist Actions

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Waco • WTC

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