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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Matthew de Grood'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1992 ({{age|1993|1|1}}-{{age|1992|1|1}} years old)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]] [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 1}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (caught by dogs)}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
'''Matthew de Grood''' is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. | |||
Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. | |||
That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive [[high score]] of 5 points. | |||
Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. | |||
Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife. | |||
== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|5| |15|5/6 stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard.|18|Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.|11| |20|Hard Mode: Melee Only!|69|D|Best modern attempt on Hard Mode to date! Still sucked!}} | |||
{{Wanted|1}} | |||
== | == Quotes == | ||
{{quote|great kid full of love, kindness and respect for others|2=[http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/17/father_of_calgary_mass_stabbing_suspect_says_he_would_give_anything_to_bring_victims_back.html Matthew de Grood's parents]|center=auto}} | |||
== | {{quote|He seemed to be normal by all accounts, socially well-adjusted, and well-liked|2=[http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/17/father_of_calgary_mass_stabbing_suspect_says_he_would_give_anything_to_bring_victims_back.html Ted Slone]|center=auto}} | ||
== YouTube == | |||
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|<youtube>MTxNad3u87w</youtube> | |||
;We struggle to understand what happened | |||
}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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File:Matthew de Grood victim.jpg | |||
File:Matthew de Grood father.jpg | |||
File:Matthew de Grood crime scene 3.jpg | |||
File:Matthew de Grood crime scene 2.jpg | |||
File:Matthew de Grood crime scene 1.jpg | |||
File:Matthew de Grood attempted murder.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Marc Lepine]] - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis | |||
* [[Kimveer Gill]] - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew | |||
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage | |||
* [[Alex Hribal]] - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly. | |||
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes. | |||
== External links == | |||
* http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/matthew-de-grood-charged-in-calgary-s-worst-mass-murder-1.2610465 | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Psychopaths}} | |||
{{Canada}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:2014]] | |||
Latest revision as of 11:31, 7 January 2025
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| Matthew de Grood | |
| Born | c. 1992 (33-34 years old) |
| Nationality: | Canuck 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 1 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No (caught by dogs) |
Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards.
Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery.
That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points.
Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor.
Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 15/20 5/6 stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard. |
| Style: | 18/20 Hitman 2: Silent Assassin. |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Hard Mode: Melee Only! |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Quotes
YouTube
- We struggle to understand what happened
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery
See Also
- Marc Lepine - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis
- Kimveer Gill - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew
- Elliot Rodger - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage
- Alex Hribal - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes.
External links
Matthew de Grood is part of a series on Psychopaths
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