Taylor Swift Bombing

Tired of Ariana Grande being judged cuter than Taylor Swift and even having a bombing named after her that caused 23 deaths and wounded 1,017 people in Manchester, England. Compared to Ariana, Taylor was nothing.

In the usual fashion of being both a girl and an Autistic Drama Whore that craves attention, Taylor Swift decided that she can up her ticket, legal download sales and cred if she could have an Islamic atsck of her own.

Like most idiots born with Breasts, Taylor made a spectacular Fuck up in Austria by hiring Brown Colored idiots and had to have her manager turn them in because their promise that they would kill 10s of thousands of people for Allah, ended up becoming a spectacular Fuck up that would make the worst school shooter look like a genius.

The Plan

Thanks to Austrian ideas of privacy, we can only give the ages of the suspects.

• Idiot 1: A 19 year-old that sold his soul to Islam was the mastermind

• Idiot 2: A 17 year-old that was going along with the 19 year-old because he had no friends

• And Finally, idiot number 3: Another 18 year old retard that associates pissing in a toilet to your average person's view on higher calculus.

The plan began when Taylor, being a normal girl, started whining that another famous girl was more popular and pretty than her and demanded from the concert management (Baracuda Music) and her own PR teams that they should do somthing amazing so that people would only think about her. Like most management companies that are run by Jews, her management low balled the cheapest people that they could hire and the got a 19 year-old Iraqi citizen to put a Jihad of Taylor Swift, one that would up her fame, and send a message that she is more popular than the The Beatles.

The plan of these well trained Jihadists was to use homemade bombs and stab people in the arena and the outside venue. Their plan was to kill tens of thousands in the name of Allah

Like so many countries that rely on America for protection, it was the United State's heroic CIA that informed the Austrian government that there was ISIS chatter on the Internets about an attack on the upcoming, Vienna Taylor Swift Concert and that they should get off Their US supported asses and do something about it.

	“	They were plotting to kill a huge number — tens of thousands of people at this concert, including I am sure many Americans — and were quite advanced in this," Cohen said Wednesday. “The Austrians were able to make those arrests because the agency and our partners in the intelligence community provided them information about what this ISIS-connected group was planning to do	„
	—CIA Deputy Director David Cohen

Conclusion

Abso-fucking-lutely nothing happened.

3 concerts got canceled and many lives were saved proving that The U S A's information gathering of the CIA surpasses any other agency in the world and deserved its thank you Hand job from Austria.

The three Jihadists involved in this terror plan will go down in history as the worst terrorists in history because their Master Plan netted them 0 kills & 0 injured

See Also

• Arab

• Axel Muganwa Rudakubana: Attacked a Taylor Swift dance pary on hack and slash mode and got 3 kills and 10 injured.

• Couch Cuck

• ISIS

• Islam

• Retard

• Terrorist

External Links

• TOW coverage

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