Breadtube

This community/group is a herd of lolcows, and should be trolled and made fun of for great justice.

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Breadtube, is a category of JewTubers, who all are either very liberal, or literal tankie communists. The name doesn't come from a shared love of the food, but instead a book called, The Conquest of Bread, which is a Marxist collection of ideas, that these YouTubers are founded on.

The retards who fall under this umbrella all have shared characteristics. Like unrelated SNCA from 1000 years ago shoved in at the start to show parallels to whatever modern media they're talking about. The videos for some reason being hours long. And most importantly the scenery of them holding their microphones, this is a very good practice to engage in when becoming a Breadtuber.

The Faces of Breadtube

Hbomberguy

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Hbomberguy (Powerword: Harry Brewis) is a former Something Awful goon, and METOKUR forums troll. Before his soy intake, Harry actually used to be based, and reportedly even watched Naruto porn with Mister Metokur and John Habermann. Modern day Harry would disagree, and is actually quite embarrassed about his past. Recently he's went through severe twink death, and is now fat and balding, making 3 hour long videos about Roblox.

Dan Olson

Dan Olson better known as Folding Ideas on the 'Tube. Is a retarded soyboy and TGWTG splinter, who downloaded several gigabytes of child porn to call 8chan pedophiles. He then used this child porn by publishing it on his website. When one of his friends was called out for being a pedophile, he defended it! Despite all of this he is still around and somehow respected by his fellow Redditors.

Lindsay Ellis

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Lindsay Ellis also known as The Nostalgia Chick is a TGWTG movie reviewer and hot dog enthusiast, turned abortion activist. Despite being one of the figure-heads of the community, she is pretty fucking boring, and most of her drama is her being a mentally ill retard who can't stay off Twitter.

Vaush

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Vaush^ζ (Powerword: Ian Anthony Kochinski) is another communist, who believes Loli porn is okay, and fantasizes about being a horse fucking said little anime girls. This was all admitted after accidentally exposing his porn folder on stream. Some people still tune into this guy's streams to hear his ideas. He originally got popular by being an orbiter of Destiny.

F.D Signifier

F.D Signifier is the more sane version of Tariq Nasheed, but still believes that they used to be kangs and sheeeit. He's fat, and dodged a debate with Destiny because every debate he has done has ended with him losing. His entire personality and content is based on him being black. Him being one of the only few niggers in the sphere has lead to the others within it to come to him when speaking about monkey related issues. He also loves to bring up the history of certain words when criticizing other people to catch them in gotchas. Negating the fact he uses the term lolcow, which originates from Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which he probably wouldn't like to know.

Hasan Piker

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Hasan Piker^☭ is a zoosadist who tortures and fucks dogs, while virtue-signaling on Twitch and doing the opposite of what he says off stream. Sometimes on stream too he can give less of a shit if he's consistent. He's recently been investigated by the feds, due to him having connections with legitimate commies, and not the larpers on teh Internetz.

ContraPoints

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ContraPoints^⚧ (Powerword: William Nicholas Parrot) is an unremarkable confirmed tranny, who wants everyone to think they're a biological woman. His current name is Natalie Wynn Parrott, and he looks like a more healthy version of Narcissa Wright.

Quinton Reviews

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Quinton Reviews^✡ (Powerword: Quinton Kyle Hoover) is a fat chaser, heavily autistic Jew who snaked his way into Breadtube by sucking ContraPoints' toes. This was in vain, as he never even acknowledged Quinton's pathetic existence. Lindsey Ellis gave him attention, only for Quinton to spam DM her trying to desperately fuck her. Quinton is the meme version you hear about when people talk about Breadtubers. Like the time he brought up Reaganomics while talking about The Fairly OddParents. He is now daily coping on Discord by smoking weed and jacking off to Garfield.

Innuendo Studios

Innuendo Studios (Powerword: Ian Danskin) is a literal cuckold, who initially gained popularity from his video series, "The Alt-Right Playbook". He would coast off the ad revenue from these videos for a while, until he had to file for bankruptcy, and began begging on Patreon. The money he would then earn on Patreon, would be spent on toys and video games.

iDubbbzTV

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iDubbbzTV (Powerword: Ian Jomha (he took his wife's last name loooool)) is a edgy 2017 era YouTuber, turned another Hasan lapdog. He took his old actual good video series, Content Cop, and turned it into another "Muh Palestine" video to attack Ethan Klein. His wife, Anisa Jomha is one of the main reasons of this change in content and views. As she's literally turned him into her, and the entire Internet's cymbal-clanging monkey.

Mr Girl

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MrGirl^✡ (Powerword: Max Karson) is a pseudo-intellectual pedophile who defended the Netflix cp film Cuties. Nothing else is of note about him, other than him sympathizing with Seung Hui Cho, so much so he got suspended from his college for it, abusing his wife, and advocating for pedophilia in general.

Ryan Beard

Ryan Beard is a fat retarded grifter who lost at America's Got Talent, and genuinely thinks Trisha Paytas is a Nazi. He is currently in a slap fight with Ethan Klein, because he thinks Ethan is neglecting his dog for feeding him cheese once.

Ethan Klein

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Ethan Klein^✡ is one half of the YouTube channel H3H3 Productions, which he runs with his wife. Originally he made Anti-SJW type content, but after leaning into his podcast in an attempt to be more like his hero Howard Stern, his shitty political takes would take up more air-time, eventually leading to him quitting his main channel to focus on being a political podcaster/streamer. Recently because of the Israel Palestine conflict, Ethan has been deemed Hitler2.0 by the Breadtube community, due to Ethan's support of Israel.

Anthony Fantano

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TheNeedleDrop (Powerword: Anthony Fantano) is once again, another based faggot that came out to be a grifter. Fantano hosts a fairly popular music review channel, where he had people like Sam Hyde feature in. But after an article was made calling him a Nazi, he flipped on /mu/ and any other edgy person or Internet space that accepted him, to become a slave to white Guilt.

Ethan Is Online

Ethan Is Online^⚧ (Powerword: Ethan Case) is an obese current troon who fabricated a sexual assault cover-up with his OnlyFans girlfriend. He has said predator catchers are the real pedos, and the men in the videos can't be held accountable if they talked to a decoy child. Other than Quinton, he is one of the few true lolcows in the community, with most people in it attempting to distance themselves from him and his batshit insane whore.

Xanderhal

Xanderhal (Powerword: Alexander Haley) is a weed addicted anarchist commie who tried to infiltrate the commentary community, to try to make it more lefty and boring. TLDR: it didn't work. He has a meth addicted girlfriend who was making meth in his living room and stealing money from him, and was also a victim to Ethan Ralph's pet, FlamencoTV's autism.