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[[File:G-zay twitter.jpg|thumb|right|Copyrighted to | [[File:G-zay twitter.jpg|thumb|right|Copyrighted to G-Zay, University of Westminster, living in London, working part-time at [http://www.londoneyejobs.com/working-for-us The London Eye.]]] | ||
'''G-Zay''' is one of dozens of online aliases used by [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedo]] and liar-troll [[ | '''G-Zay''' is one of dozens of online aliases used by a [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedo]] and liar-troll from Willesden, [[Britfag|London]], NW10. Some of his other known aliases are Galvanizer, Galvanization, 1Truth, GZay2Stay, GZay_Returns, Vagrant_XII, Azure Sky, Nero Williams, and Valiant Valentine. | ||
He [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/65417449?page=5 openly admits] to a few instances of his sockpuppet wankery, but uses countless others in hopes of [[Unrealistic expectations|staying anonymous]]. He claims his habit of creating hoaxes and denying his obvious lies [http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=105447&postcount=35 supposedly] earned him the name "The Contradictor" back in his high school days, but the full extent of his insanity was eventually unleashed upon the world once his unemployment got him 24/7 access to the internet and he discovered how to use proxies. | He [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/65417449?page=5 openly admits] to a few instances of his sockpuppet wankery, but uses countless others in hopes of [[Unrealistic expectations|staying anonymous]]. He claims his habit of creating hoaxes and denying his obvious lies [http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=105447&postcount=35 supposedly] earned him the name "The Contradictor" back in his high school days, but the full extent of his insanity was eventually unleashed upon the world once his unemployment got him 24/7 access to the internet and he discovered [[7 Proxies|how to use proxies]]. | ||
{{quote|The internet is the only social life I have. All my friends are on online forums. :(|2=[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=139183&postcount=11 G-Zay]}} | {{quote|The internet is the only social life I have. All my friends are on online forums. :(|2=[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=139183&postcount=11 G-Zay]|3=setting the tone for this article}} | ||
== Lies on Wikipedia and Forums == | == Lies on Wikipedia and Forums == | ||
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[[Image:G-Zay Twins.JPG|thumb||left|300px|Separated at birth?]] | [[Image:G-Zay Twins.JPG|thumb||left|300px|Separated at birth?]] | ||
[[File:Beautiful Black Woman.jpg|thumb|Neither G-Zay nor some Facebook girl he knows]] | [[File:Beautiful Black Woman.jpg|thumb|Neither G-Zay nor some Facebook girl he knows, but he likes to pretend.]] | ||
There is strong evidence pointing towards G-Zay suffering from a condition known as pathological lying. He is known for making up lies and mixing it with some truths to make himself appear more credible and interesting. He often claims to have achieved something great and then refuses to provide evidence, later saying that those who didn't believe him are liars. For example when he was a member of FinalFantasy-XIII.net he kept posting lies about his sexuality, gender, and looks: | There is strong evidence pointing towards G-Zay suffering from a condition known as pathological lying. He is known for making up lies and mixing it with some truths to make himself appear more credible and interesting. He often claims to have achieved something great and then refuses to provide evidence, later saying that those who didn't believe him are liars. For example when he was a member of FinalFantasy-XIII.net he kept posting lies about his sexuality, gender, and looks: | ||
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|{{colortext|white|So I got the chance to read the notes written about me from a man that interviewd me for a job I applied for. This line was both good and bad to read:<br />" | |{{colortext|white|So I got the chance to read the notes written about me from a man that interviewd me for a job I applied for. This line was both good and bad to read:<br />"He came in and greeted me and sat down in the chair provided for him. He had a lot of hair and was a very good-looking man, I thought he might be actually be gay but I didn't bother asking."<br />'''*Facepalm*''' So if a guy looks hot he's gay? WTF? I can understand if a guy acts feminine somebody thinking he's gay but thinking somebody is a faggot just because they look good with no make up is just wrong. I mean my voice is as deep as Vincent's in AC and I'm as emo as Cloud but just because I'm better looking than an ugly to average looking girl that means I'm a fag? FAIL!}}|[[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=132361&postcount=1 G-Zay]] | ||
|{{colortext|white|I meant like, I look so hot that even without wearing make up I'm good looking. I'm this hot without make-up:<br />(posts Dirge of Cerberus pic of Vincent Valentine)}}|[[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=132381&postcount=12 G-Zay on his looks before he posted a photo of himself]] | |{{colortext|white|I meant like, I look so hot that even without wearing make up I'm good looking. I'm this hot without make-up:<br />(posts Dirge of Cerberus pic of Vincent Valentine)}}|[[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=132381&postcount=12 G-Zay on his looks before he posted a photo of himself]] | ||
|{{colortext|white|I'm not really a guy. :p}}|[[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=132391&postcount=16 G-Zay - well-known woman]] | |{{colortext|white|I'm not really a guy. :p}}|[[http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=132391&postcount=16 G-Zay - well-known woman]] | ||
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In another of his [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/65417449 bait-and-troll threads] he posted about having written a lengthy [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|"thesis"]] on Final Fantasy XII that's supposedly so groundbreaking it will make any non-Ito-fanboy's brain explode. [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/67056170 People didn't buy it] and [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/67633400 G-Zay failed to deliver on his release date] thus more lulz ensued. GameFAQs has taken a liking to [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/68967897 trolling the hell out of him] for it, especially after G-Zay admitted to the theory being another of his fakes. | In another of his [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/65417449 bait-and-troll threads] he posted about having written a lengthy [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|"thesis"]] on Final Fantasy XII that's supposedly so groundbreaking it will make any non-Ito-fanboy's brain explode. [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/67056170 People didn't buy it] and [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/67633400 G-Zay failed to deliver on his release date] thus more lulz ensued. GameFAQs has taken a liking to [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/68967897 trolling the hell out of him] for it, especially after G-Zay admitted to the theory being another of his fakes. | ||
{{quote|I'm a troll and the Zodiac Brave Theory doesn't exist.|2=[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/67677979?page=21 G-Zay | {{quote|I'm a troll and the Zodiac Brave Theory doesn't exist.|2=[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/459841-final-fantasy-xii/67677979?page=21 G-Zay]|3=telling the truth (for once)}} | ||
{{quote|How can I get this page deleted? | {{quote|Your column in RPGamer is cool! I like Japan and living there would be cool! I think.......... | ||
The problem for me is that I'm black and I get the impression that black people aren't looked on that, err, well in Japan. Sure Barret's in Final Fantasy VII but has there been a black guy in a FF since? | |||
OK, that went off the point. What I'm trying to say is that I feel as though balck people are like frowned upon by Japanese people. You never see any in anime's and the black peeps in Dragonball hve big lips and beedy eyes. I mean look at Popo. That is sooo racist!! | |||
I just wanna know if you had seen any black peeps other there who are holding it down for there race. Basically, are there black people in Japan and do Japanese people look down on the race. I'm sure the kids and teen won't but something tells me the adults and eldery people will......... | |||
Thanks in advance!|2=G-Zay|3=[http://www.rpgamer.com/news/japan/jj013105.html representin' for the real nigga weeaboos]}} | |||
=== "Oh shiiii...." === | |||
{{quote|1=How can I get this page deleted? | |||
I'm the person this page is about. I can't believe somebody went out of their way to not only create such a lengthy satirical article about me, but they also researched the past 6 years of my internet history to create the article. There's no need for trolling article on this level to even exist. The person who created it undoubtedly intends to spread it across other websites and forums in an effort to both ridicule me and damage my reputation on the internet. | I'm the person this page is about. I can't believe somebody went out of their way to not only create such a lengthy satirical article about me, but they also researched the past 6 years of my internet history to create the article. There's no need for trolling article on this level to even exist. The person who created it undoubtedly intends to spread it across other websites and forums in an effort to both ridicule me and damage my reputation on the internet. | ||
So, again I ask, how can I get this page deleted? Thanks for your response in advance.|G-zay| | So, again I ask, how can I get this page deleted? Thanks for your response in advance.|2=G-zay|3=[[Talk:G-Zay|protecting his "reputation"]]}} | ||
{{quote|I own the copyright to all my photos globally. You do not have my permission to post any of them.|O rly?}} | |||
=== Trolling Him Back === | === Trolling Him Back === | ||
* Tell the police about the [[CP]] he has on his computer - bonus points for getting him in jail. | * Tell the police about the [[CP]] he has on his computer - bonus points for getting him in jail. | ||
[[File:G-Zay admitting defeat.png|240px|thumb| | [[File:G-Zay admitting defeat.png|240px|thumb|G-Zay [[Trolled|submitting a photo]] in order to [[Questionable logic|have a "copyright" photo removed.]]]] | ||
* Reply to [http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/1Truth/boards all his new GameFAQs posts] with a link to this article. | * Reply to [http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/1Truth/boards all his new GameFAQs posts] with a link to this article. | ||
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*[[Talk:G-Zay|This article's talk page]] | *[[Talk:G-Zay|This article's talk page]] | ||
*[[User talk:Zero999|This talk page, too]] | *[[User talk:Zero999|This talk page, too]] | ||
*[[A response by G-Zay]] | *[[G-Zay/A response by G-Zay|A response by G-Zay]] | ||
*[[Wikipedo]] | *[[Wikipedo]] | ||
*[[Britfag]] | *[[Britfag]] | ||
*[[Nigger]] | *[[Nigger]] | ||
*[[CP]] | *[[CP]] | ||
*[[Failtroll]] | |||
*[[Weeaboo]] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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* [http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=183403&postcount=23 G-Zay's Final Fantasy XV rumors claimed Noctis to have multiple personality disorder OH THE IRONY] | * [http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showpost.php?p=183403&postcount=23 G-Zay's Final Fantasy XV rumors claimed Noctis to have multiple personality disorder OH THE IRONY] | ||
* [http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6300&page=6 The moment G-Zay turned into a Kitase hater and Ito fanboy?] | * [http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6300&page=6 The moment G-Zay turned into a Kitase hater and Ito fanboy?] | ||
* {{archive|yYMHi|"The FF series made me bi, I'm becoming a paedo"}} {{chanban}} | |||
* [http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/save-oriental-city-campaign/signatures-page128.html Clearly he's not the only black, British weeaboo in his family] | |||
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Latest revision as of 13:04, 23 March 2017
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Good News, Everyone! He's discovered this article! |
G-Zay is one of dozens of online aliases used by a Wikipedo and liar-troll from Willesden, London, NW10. Some of his other known aliases are Galvanizer, Galvanization, 1Truth, GZay2Stay, GZay_Returns, Vagrant_XII, Azure Sky, Nero Williams, and Valiant Valentine.
He openly admits to a few instances of his sockpuppet wankery, but uses countless others in hopes of staying anonymous. He claims his habit of creating hoaxes and denying his obvious lies supposedly earned him the name "The Contradictor" back in his high school days, but the full extent of his insanity was eventually unleashed upon the world once his unemployment got him 24/7 access to the internet and he discovered how to use proxies.
—G-Zay, setting the tone for this article |
Lies on Wikipedia and Forums
G-Zay is best known for spreading lies about Square Enix and Final Fantasy related topics on message boards such as GameFAQs and VGChartz. He used to add his fake info to Wikipedia articles and then posted it on some forum claiming he just read it on Wikipedia (such as [1] [2]). When he added his lies to Wikipedia he used hard to check or plain nonexistent sources as references, often mixing them with legitimate truths so he couldn't be easily found out. G-Zay's fake info spread from Wikipedia and GameFAQs to NeoFAG and even into game magazines and sites. When the nature of his conduct became public Wikipedia quickly banned him from any further editing. G-Zay immediately posted an apology with more lies:
After his ban he of course kept coming back with dozens of sockpuppets and IP addresses set up at internet cafes while claiming to have only one account and to have stopped editing Wikipedia altogether. Of course he's getting his ass banned over and over again as people can now instantly see through his bullshit. G-Zay keeps using sockpuppets to this day but his lies are deleted on sight despite him usually insisting he's not G-Zay.
—G-Zay being G-Zay |
Other than that Wikipedia mostly keeps him around for performing slave edits involving grammar, spelling, and formatting. After all, there's got to be some idiot to do this important work.
His Favorite Lies
G-Zay could actually be confused for a faulty computer program with all the same old bullshit he posts in his thousands of Hiroyuki Ito and Final Fantasy XII threads every day. Much if not all of his lies center around hyping up Hiroyuki Ito as the greatest game designer alive and the driving creative force behind Final Fantasy while reducing everyone else's roles at Square Enix to incompetent fools only serving coffee to the glorious Ito-sama.
If you ever encountered a forum thread with the following statements there is a 99.999% 100% chance it's by G-Zay:
- fake info on a spiritual Final Fantasy XII successor spread on GameFAQs and other forums while claiming it's "rumors" found on Wikipedia, 2ch, or in some magazine
- Hiroyuki Ito is directing
Final Fantasy XIVno waitFinal Fantasy XVno wait Final Fantasy XVI no wait Final Fantasy -insert Roman numeral here until it actually happens-. - Hiroyuki Ito did fucking everything while Yoshinori Kitase wiped the floors and Motomu Toriyama sucked him off ("OH NO ITO-SAMA I FAILED YOU!!!!1")
G-Zay's everlasting love for Hiroyuki Ito goes so far that he visits every single Final Fantasy launch event in London to pester all other developers with questions about Ito. He then posts fake answers to them on GameFAQs. G-Zay apparently did ask Hironobu Sakaguchi who could save the Final Fantasy series but he later changed the wording of his question so often ([3] [4] [5] [6]) that nobody really knows what was actually asked. The original question probably was "Which employee still at Square Enix who is secretly the director of Final Fantasy XVI, and by the way Yoshinori Kitase sucks, do you feel can save the Final Fantasy series and once again make it a leading and respected series in the games industry while curing cancer hint the reply I'm going for is Hiroyuki Ito and don't mind the gun I'm pointing at you!?"
Check out some of G-Zay's Ito threads: [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99]
It's a Disease?
There is strong evidence pointing towards G-Zay suffering from a condition known as pathological lying. He is known for making up lies and mixing it with some truths to make himself appear more credible and interesting. He often claims to have achieved something great and then refuses to provide evidence, later saying that those who didn't believe him are liars. For example when he was a member of FinalFantasy-XIII.net he kept posting lies about his sexuality, gender, and looks:
—[G-Zay] |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
His behavior of being willing to eventually admit but making up more lies when confronted just goes to show that he is a pathological liar. He normally claims that he lies just because other people do so. For example he said after his Wikipedia ban that the entire site was full of lies and made up sources (his proof being a pirated game guide scan that didn't contain all pages of the print version LOL). One of his fake stories earned him a £30 voucher at JUST-EAT.CO.UK which he likely had framed. G-Zay even admitted to have been in a mental hospital once. He claimed that he was institutionalized because of his shyness and that he has stalked girls and watched porn since he was 12 years old. Given that he's batshit insane this is probably all true despite his comments in the same thread:
Pedophilia
As if his lying wasn't creepy enough, G-Zay is also known for being a pedophile. He admitted time and time again to finding 6-year-old girls sexually attractive and posted a fanfic that contained an explicit child rape scene.
Haven't had enough yet? Enjoy: [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110]
Other Fetishes
On good days (when he's not jacking off to CP for hours on end or spewing bullshit about Square Enix games) he's usually just fantasizing about fat women or using his Dailymotion playlist to prevent himself from passing on his worthless DNA. If this fails, he goes hunting for fat women on the internet.
Well either that or just interracial porn fanfics:
G-Zay also seems to have a transsexualism fetish with his fondness for visual kei and fanfic imagining Final Fantasy XIII's Lightning as a "pre-op tranny", "guy in drag" or just plain ol' "woman with a penis". Not that his original ideas for the story were less insane: [111] [112]
Failtrolling
In another of his bait-and-troll threads he posted about having written a lengthy "thesis" on Final Fantasy XII that's supposedly so groundbreaking it will make any non-Ito-fanboy's brain explode. People didn't buy it and G-Zay failed to deliver on his release date thus more lulz ensued. GameFAQs has taken a liking to trolling the hell out of him for it, especially after G-Zay admitted to the theory being another of his fakes.
—G-Zay, telling the truth (for once) |
"Oh shiiii...."
—G-zay, protecting his "reputation" |
—O rly? |
Trolling Him Back
- Tell the police about the CP he has on his computer - bonus points for getting him in jail.
- Reply to all his new GameFAQs posts with a link to this article.
Drop him a line at the following links:
- See image to the right
See Also
- This article's talk page
- This talk page, too
- A response by G-Zay
- Wikipedo
- Britfag
- Nigger
- CP
- Failtroll
- Weeaboo
External Links
- G-Zay finding out about Obama's "mixed" ethnicity
- G-Zay's Devil May Cry 4 fanfic with black Dante
- G-Zay's Final Fantasy XV rumors claimed Noctis to have multiple personality disorder OH THE IRONY
- The moment G-Zay turned into a Kitase hater and Ito fanboy?
- "The FF series made me bi, I'm becoming a paedo" (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
- Clearly he's not the only black, British weeaboo in his family
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