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2024 is the current year; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not MORE boring than 2023. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.
If you need a recap of that other one, click here.
January
- 1st
- We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .several minor fires and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
- Ethiopia, Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates become members of BRICS. Argentina was also set to join but declined.
- Aliens are reportedly spotted in Florida. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be attention whoring or the truth.
- 2nd
- A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
- Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in Worst Korea, a azn named Kim, armed with a knife, stabs communist and opposition leader Lee Jae-myung in the neck, injuring him. Got arrested for being a massive faggot.
- 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.
- 4th
- Another transgender shooter, Dylan Butler, shoots up an Iowa school.
- Yet another terrible Star Wars film is announced, this time directed by a feminist, as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
- 9th - Game Theory announces his retirement. Thank God.
- 12th
- All for a good chef, Cooking With Lynja dies of sick fuck throat cancer.
- Hazbin's early access episodes come out. The pilot has good animation unlike the series.
- 15th
- Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump Chris Hansen and Batman wannabe MamaMax.
- Due to having blind confidence in leaks, over 1 million Chinese Genshin Impact fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
- 17th - Some tranny Hbomberguy rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with Black Lives Matter advocate Chuggaaconroy over feet pics with the latter being accused as a creep.
- 20th - Inanimate Insanity Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just shit no one cares about.
- 21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.
- 29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would an hero his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every Godzilla film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.
February
- 1st - Black History Month begins. Prepare to see a niggerfest.
- 7th - Vaush, like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of loli horse porn. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
- 15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber Twomad overdoses on fentanyl while playing Overwatch and dies. Thank God.
- 17th - An iranian man (Bahram Jeshanpur☪), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 other, before being shot by the pigs.
- 25th - U.S. military serviceman livestreams himself an heroing by setting himself on fire outside of the Israeli embassy “in the name of Palestine”
- 28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in Hæti, organized by Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier, thus beginning a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism.
- 29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.
March
- 1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball Z has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
- 2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
- 6th - Rooster Teeth begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of weeaboos and
oldfagssubhuman meat calculators alike. - 11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
- 12th
- 13th - Ricky Berwick gets involved in Twitter drama after offending troons as well as supporting Israel.
- 22nd - ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get v& and tortured by the Federal Security Service.
- 26th - Azns go Pearl Harbor on the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore.
- 28th - 45 people die in South Africa when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
- 30th - Controversy goes on Twatter about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.
April
- 1st
- Autism Awareness begins. Fuck those people.
- Germany legalises 420.
- The niglet who got Taylor Grodin fired from Inanimate Insanity for racism gets fired from Battle for Dream Island for being transphobic.
- 3rd - Uganda trolls the United Nations by continutingly refusing to disestablish the death penalty for homosexuals.
- 10th OJ Simpson left this Mortal Coil. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson
May
- 3rd - ED DOWNS!
- 13th - OMFG! GameStop Squeeze Again!
- 19th
- Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING MINECRAFT 1.0 WITH JAVA INSTALLER! But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.
- Ebrahim Raisi(President of Iran) was died in plane accident.
- 23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
- 24th
- Doge dies. No wow anymore.
- Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) Niggers die in a landslide in Papua New Guinea, 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
- 30th - The Donald is found guilty on 34 counts.
June
- 1st
- 2nd - 2024 Mexican elections, Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo is elected as the first female president.
- 9th - What a nice day and ED DOWN AGAIN!
- 17th - ED returns under the .gay domain name.
- 23th - Five peaceful religious muslims strike at Russia, AGAIN, but this time in Dagestan, permabanning 22 people (which included jews and christians) and injured 45 others, before being wasted by teh pigs.
- 21st -
Cody Connors disguises Dr. DisRespect's ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven. - 25th
- Dr DisRespect outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
- The New Norm releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
- 26th - Some officers of the military in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a coup d'état, and it fucking failed, need to learn from el tata next time.
- 30th - Boogie2988 parodies Andrew Tate to promote Shitcoin (GONE WRONG).
July
- 7th - Crunchyroll gets exposed for using AI to subtitle their animus.
- 8th - People start taking note of the TikTok AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
- 12th - Boogie2988 strikes again! This time, he pretended to have cancer and scammed more people.
- 13th
- Donald Trump almost gets assassinated. If he had died, Joe Biden would've won.
- Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for CP.
- 16th - Microsoft lays off an entire DEI team. GamerGate is saved!
- 19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of Windows computers, causing outages all over the world.
- 21st - Joe Biden makes a tl;dr
announcement. (Long story short: He dropped out.) - 23rd - Mr Beast finally kicks out Ava Kris Tyson. (You guessed it, pedophilia again!)
- 31st - Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in Iran.
August
- 8th - Ukraine invades Russia again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
- 9th - Susan Wojcicki dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
- 12th - Soyjak.party gets temporarily suspended by Namecheap.
- 16th
- Valve decides to end TF2's wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
- Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
- Some retard decided to fuck up Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating yet another shitty attack article called "Icewillow9", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
- 18th
- EWU releases
bodycam footage of Chris-chan, revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand. - A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
- EWU releases
- 20th
- Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
- FurAffinity gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to Kiwi Farms.
- 21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
- 22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
- 23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in vidya history, Concord, releases.
- 26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets v& in France.
- 28th - Jewgle and Tel Aviv University release an AI that simulates Doom.
- 30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.
September
- 1st - Twitter gets banned in Brazil.
- 3rd - Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.
- 4th
- 14-year-old Colt Gray shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and only manages to kill 4 people.
- Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the Minecraft movie.
- 7th
- Nikocado Avocado is no longer fat.
- Joseph Couch attempting a high score and pick up an AR-15 shot civilians in passing cars at Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and seriously injuring five people, led to the manhunt
- 9th
- James Earl Jones dies.
- Sony announces the PlayStation 5 Pro, to much hate.
- 12th - Flappy Bird is back, now with lootboxes.
- 15th - Donald Trump almost gets assassinated again after another would-be assassin brings an AK-47 to his Florida golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was arrested.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2023
- Previous year to the previous year
- Every other year available on ED.
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