Sony-Mae
Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more... |
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Sony-Mae -- also known as Keshia Anders -- is a 33-year-old faggot from Ohio who is yet another illiterate, annoying brat on deviantART, and serves as further proof that the only good thing that the site produces are lolcows to milk lulz from. Like many tartlets, Sony-Mae enjoys the company of her undeserved fanslaves who will throw a BAAWWW fest on you if you so much say she's anything other than awesome and forget to kiss her ass. Unlike most of these fangirls, instead of focusing on Sephiroth or Sasuke, Sony-mae is a closet furfag that prefers to prey on the Looney Tunes (or to be more specific Animaniacs and Loonatics Unleashed!). Sony-Mae's behavior is as follows:
- Draw Mary-sues.
- Get criticized for making Mary-sues.
- Block people that criticize her.
- Make a big BAAAAWWWful journal, defending herself and insulting those that critique her.
- Block anyone who disagrees in such journal.
- Give characters who already have existing female counterparts new ones, because she's obsessed with retarded crossovers.
- Make another big BAAAAAAAWWWWful journal, ranting about everyone who hates said couples.
- ?????
- PROFIT
—Sony-Mae |
It should also be noted that Sony-Mae does not like shows like Drawn Together, South Park, and Family Guy.[1]
Her drawi- HOLY CRAP CALL WHINE-ONE-ONE FOR A WHAMBULANCE
Made with the combination of a 16 year old girl's desire to pair up everything that has ever existed and penchant for bestiality, not to forget a shitload of tracing paper, Sony-Mae has created tons of characters to pair up every happy bachelor Warner Bros. character and fag up the Warner Bros. with more faggotry than Space Jam ever did. Looking through her art gallery makes crucifixion look like an appealing pastime as her art looks like it was drawn by an 11-year old twat with ADHD who just discovered Mountain Dew or Red Bull-Vodka. Despite this, she has amassed well over 100,000 page views, mostly because the only comments she ever leaves on other people's work consist of "OMG NICE JOB LOL BTW COME TO MY GALLERY AND SEE ALL MY ARTS TOO PLZKTHX!!1". Her favorite OC, named Bia (more like Biatch) is a blatant self-insert and is paired up with Road Runner in an obvious display of her bestiality fetish. Something about a cartoon roadrunner going BEEP BEEP turns her on, but what she doesn't know is that BEEP BEEP is censored, and what he's really saying is "FUCKING SHIT" after learning of her existence.
—Sony-Mae, insisting she's not a suethor. |
sony mae stop trying to deny it
Yeah, and Bella isn't a sue because she's clumsy. That doesn't count as a flaw, silly lolcow.
That fucking animu style If Sony-Mae finds a cartoon interesting, she will rape it by drawing it in animu style, because on top of everything, she's a weeaboo. Lol she's actually trying to deny her weaboo faggotry [2]
No exceptions.
The Mary-sues
Sony-Mae, being both a notorious sue-artist and an arrogant fanbrat, believes that the female characters in her cartoons aren't good enough to be any of the main cast's love interests, so she has them replaced by her sues in her clearly traced art.
1. Princess Sony-Mae Dolphin-fucker is Sony-Mae's original mary-sue for the Sonic fagdom. Despite being a human, she can transform into a hedgecat or a mermaid, because that's adhering perfectly to Sonic canon. What she transforms into depends on whether she is on her period or not. Sony-mae is also a slut that wants penor from both Manic and Sonic. Note that she looks exactly like Biatch.
2. Kikko Warner is the TROO WUV of Animaniac brothers Yakko and Wakko due to her her UNIMAGINABLE BEAUTY, despite clearly being related to them. Since she's a complete jealous slut, she gets mad at Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink if they so much as stare in her direction. Her weaknesses include sleeping with a teddy bear and being called toots.
—Kikko, after being asked if she was a virgin. |
3. Biatch Jetstream is Sony-Mae's favorite sue, being that she is exactly the same as the Sony-Mae sue. Bianca means "beautiful" in Italian, but everyone calls her Biatch because, well, it's true. Everyone fucking loves her in Sony-mae's fanfiction, but canonically the characters wouldn't give a shit about her. Bianca thinks feathers and beaks are sexy and is often on the run from the police because bestiality is illegal. Like Sony-Mae herself, she is a slut.
—Sony-Mae, on how is babby formed. |
4. Jared Jetstream: "at first, Jeri and Rip couldn’t be together because Rip’s parents didn’t like her for being human, but when they saw how much Rip loved her, they accepted her. Oh wait, that was Biatch and Rev."
5. Melina Buck is the only OC that comes close to not being a sue, but she's still sooo much bettar dan dat wether lady!!1
6. Laura Jane Coyote was created because none of the canon characters seemed to match up with Tech. She is Tech's PURFEKT LOVARR!11 Her weakness is that she's a klutz.
7. Agnes Devil was always destined to be Slam's pity fuck. She's never drawn unless her other suesluts are there too.
8. Yumi only exists because Sony-Mae couldn't stop at being a zoophile; she had to be a technophile as well, so she made Yumi for the small but vocal minority who think fucking Transformers is hot. Yumi is both Megatron's and Optimus Prime's sister and cannot decide who to join, but I doubt either of them would give a shit about a Volkswagen bug. The only things she does are rape Bumblebee and fantasize about Megatron and Optimus Prime having sex.
9. Serena Dino-fucker is Sony-Mae transformed into a super special snowflake that ends up living with the anthro dinosaurs. She ends up dying of salmonella poisoning from fucking reptiles. Despite being 14 years old, Sony-Mae thinks that Dinosaurs, in their fat and tiny-brained glory, could still be living.
10. Vagessa is yet another blonde clone of the original Sony-Mae. When she died she landed in the toon world, which makes absolutely no fucking sense. Thanks to the boys' tears from having to endure this shit, Vagessa came to life as a toon like them. She's the ninth Cosby Fat Albert kid, which DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A MARY-SUE, GUYS!!!1 She's also blindingly white, because apparently Sony-Mae takes issue with so many members of the canon cast being black.
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"Here's a pic to show you guys that my LU OC Bia Jetstream and my Fat Albert OC, Vanessa look nothing alike."
Of course they don't look alike! ... If you're completely fucking retarded.
This rant video by Xepher2010Returns contains one of Sony-Mae's Sonic Mary Sue fanarts; pause right at 2:07-3:00. O LAWDY!
Sony-Mae pretending she knows how to write
Eventually, Sony-mae decided to try her hand at writing a complete rip-off from Night at the Museum, starring her sues (but of course!). In doing so she shit all over the (already shit) movie. Since her fantards can't do anything else, they patted her ass and called it "creative".
Her writing is absolute crap. Whoever heard of including DESCRIPTIONS and learning English? Her language skills are roughly equivalent to those of a fourth grader. Since the death of Harvey Pekar, she is now the most famous and profilic cartoon writer person in her home state, which is a sad and scary thing. On top of it all, she has the balls to make a journal asking if her fanfiction is better than the movie itself, followed by "I need You're opioion." Of course, any comment that tells her that her stupid fanfiction is complete shit even by fanfiction standards is immediately hidden, so the only thing that appears on her journal is "YES YOU'RE COMPLETE AWESOME!!1111". Clearly much lulz will be had when she realizes that outside of the basement people are not going to be as willing to bend over.
Of course, Sony-Mae has the arrogance to think that her silly childish Mary-Sues are better than canon characters, and she honestly hopes that some day WB will see her art and deem it good enough to put it into their cartoons. Sony-Mae uploaded an image comparing Margot Mallard from the Tiny Toons to her badly drawn Road Runner sue Kia. When enough people pointed out how she's an egotistical whore and defended the character's actual flaws OMG!1 Sony-Mae put up a BAAAAAAAAWWWWfest journal and deleted the picture.
Of course, when you're an arrogant dickwad like Sony-Mae and bash a character, you need someone to defend your e-honor. Instead, Sony-Mae got hit by the reality that not everyone's going to kiss her ass all the time. The lulziest part is that her little ass-tappers then complain about "crazy fangirls", often mentioning twitards. As if their hypocrisy wasn't blatant enough.
HAHAHA, BALEETED
NO CRIDQUE COMMENTS!
Sony-mae, being the kind of tartlet that always has to have her ass kissed by her fanturds, hates criticism. If she gets criticism she will rant about how she hates it like in the image above, because this is obviously a site to kiss her ass, and not for art. Sony-Mae will also hide your comments, so BEWARE. She will also delete journals if she realizes she's being pwn3d hard, SO GET TO DELETING, ANON.
Upon discovery of this article, Sony-mae made a BAAAWful journal saying that she would improve and apologizing - in which sources confirm she has done at least 100 times before...
Only to hide several of the comments. It also appears that Sony-Mae has forgotten that Anonymous never forgives or forgets.
On her reaction to this thread, which is where she was discovered as a lolcow, one of the twiantis feigned caring about it so that Sony-Mae would not immediately hide the comment decided it'd be lulzy to link her to the thread that started it all. As always, Sony-Mae throws yet another BAAWWWWWFEST journal:
Loonatics Unleashed
Sony-mae's mary-sues are mainly geared towards the Loonatics Unleashed crowd, which was a gay ass way to appeal to merge Looney Tunes and animu to appeal to the weeaboos, while ripping off X-men all at the same time. This had nothing to do with the original cast, but with their descendants or some crap like that. When original LT fan Spootay made a deviation mentioning, but not even giving a well-deserved bitchslap mention, her slaves and hoardes of fans decide to attack in a way resembling piranhas and Twilight fans.
But in a twist of hypocrisy, Sony-Mae was the one who originally decided to BAAWW about Spootay on a separate forum, complaining that she needed to "grow up" because her drawings made her want to cry. Srsly. And then she starts defiling everyone's childhood with Rule 34 on something that already defiled everyone's childhood. What a mindfuck.
STOP CALLING MY BF GAY!11
Like any retarded sue-tartlet, Sony-mae has to get overly-defensive about her precious imaginary boyfriend's sexuality. She harbors a deep hatred of slash fans, whom she will often BAAWWW about in her journals. When slash fans defend themselves and prove to her that she's an immature little bitch she deletes her journals and runs to cry in the corner until she gets enough courage to resume her biatchy little activities. Often she will apologize for being a whiny bitch about criticism or hating slash fans -- which considering this is DevianTART is pretty rare to come by -- only to do it over and over again. Why she just plain won't GTFO the Internet and spare us the constant headache of her online presence is a mystery to all, because she is clearly hated by anyone having an IQ over 5 points. While most people agree that slash fans are horny mind-raping 16 year old girls, Sony-mae takes it personally because HOW DARE THEY portray a cartoon character as being anything other than straight?
—Sony-Mae, pretending she knows the characters better than other fans |
NO cartoon character would actually give a shit about fanart, seeing as they're incapable of doing so. That, and Tex Avery is already rolling in his grave just from the existence of Loonatics Unleashed, so it's unlikely Sony-Mae's constant invoking of Rule 34 would win her any more points with him than slash.
TROLL'D
Sony-Mae the lolcow has been since discovered, several trolls have targeted Sony-Mae's loli-wannabe-ass under the guise of pedobear. This has also been accompanied by general troll spamming. Of course, since Sony-Mae is a little sheltered brat (no wait, she's actually 18, my bad) she makes another BAAAAWWWfest to milk lulz from.
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Sony-Mae thinking she's important. Also, no shit.
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Once again insisting her Mary-sues are not mary-sues because of some stupid test
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This is a srs situation gaiz!
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Hidden when she realized this person shockingly wasn't serious.
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ORLY...
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Sony Mae being pwned. This comment will be deleted in a fit of Butthurt
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Even normal tartlets are joining in for the lulz.
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Her grasp of English is still laughable. Also, SECONDING THIS SO HARD.
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DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS!!
- Another common way to troll Sony-Mae is to tell her you wrote a Biatch/Rev fanfiction and then link her to Tech/Rev slash. Preferably with porn in it. Delicious lulz are guaranteed to ensue.
OMG ITZ NOT BESTIALITY!! STFU!!1
Sony-Mae, being a furfag, suddenly decided to BAWWWWWW about how we reprimand her for being into "human/anthro" pairings. This was clearly an effort to distract her fanturds from the obviously false claim of getting into art college, which was conveniently deleted. Of course, she needs her fanturds to defend her because she can't even do anything and she's a poor, defenseless victim.
Of course this was accompanied by more hiding comments to those that happened to say something different than I AGREE U ROCK LEMME KISS UR ASS!!11
Denial
—Sony-Mae in denial |
Tristart Porkass
Malak1147 used to be one of Kessie's bestest friends in the whole wide world, but eventually he grew up and realized she was nothing but an immature brat.
Aside from sounding like a complete newfag and constantly bawling about how he was the sole protector of Sony-Mae, Corona Kamikaze was mainly guilty of creating a bland original character for the Loonatics Unleashed universe, which is hardly suspicious at all considering it's Sony's favourite fucking fandom. This character, named Tristart Porkass (Mispronounced Tristan Portgaz), is an obnoxiously homosexual version of Biatch that likes to fuck Rev's best friend Tech E. Coyote in the anus, thus (bizarrely) ruining any chances of Sony's Tech-specific OC Laura shacking up with him. Possible explanations include: a) Sony's fear that Laura will die of mange if she fucks Tech, or b) the whole thing is a setup for a future story arc where Tristart and Tech die of AIDS, furthering Sony's argument that all gay people should suffer slow and painful deaths.
Having no talent whatsoever, Kazuma painted over ugly pixel bases and called it "art". Some argue this can be taken as further evidence that Sony-Mae's fanbase is made entirely of people who are more pathetic than she is (provided he isn't actually a sock puppet). Yes, it is hard to believe they exist.
—Malak1147, when someone actually had the balls to insult his "fanart." |
Eventually he got fed up with her bullshit, kicked her out of the Loonatics club, and stopped being her friend.
Sony-Mae's (Ex) Internet Boyfriend
Because no one in their right mind would actually want to tap this IRL (and because she's a lonely Autistic fuck who spends more time fantasizing about cartoon animal dongs than socializing), Sony-Mae has what she likes to call her "DA boyfriend", Dalek1965.
It is not widely known how or why they got together, or whether Dalek1965 is as easily butthurt as his more popular internet girlfriend. Still, quizzing him about the subject might be the most proactive way to find out more (and whether he's suitable LOLcow material).
Actually they have never seen each other in IRL, because she is is afraid of contact from actual human beings.
As of Last tuesday and turning down his offers to visit, she decided to just be friends because we all know she prefers cartoon cocks.
Plagiarism
Just when you thought Sony-Mae couldn't be any more of a spoilt lolcow, it turns out she's also an art thief of sorts.
As for her actual "art", most of the work in her gallery looks like it was drawn on tracing paper, although it's up for debate whether she's actually tracing over other people's work when her art is so rigid and ugly.
Oswald the Unlucky Faggot
Last Thursday, Disney released a game for the Wii called Epic Mickey in an attempt to do the impossible: make Mickey Mouse interesting again. Also featured in the game is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, a slightly-less unfunny Mickey prototype who spent most of his early cartoons contracting AIDS from anything wearing a skirt. Up until recently, no one besides animation students and Japanese people gave two shits about Oswald, but the game's release has prompted furfags like Sony-Mae to jump on the character and claim they were his fans all along.
Since becoming obsessed with him, Sony-Mae has treated Oswald like her own character -- that is, she feels self-important enough to start making up shit about Oswald's non-existent backstory and insisting that it's canon. Like many Disney fans with less than half a brain cell, Sony-Mae has taken Warren Spector's in-game story to heart and considers Oswald's departure from Disney a tragedy rivaling the Holocaust. She now entertains herself by demonizing the man who "stole" Oswald from Walt Disney -- who was in fact just a greedy Jew who refused to renew Walt's contract -- and rallies her fantards to call for his death. Ignoring the fact that this happened over eighty fucking years ago, and nobody cares.
Sony-Mae reportedly refuses to play the game that has made Oswald popular, though, because his girlfriend (who barely appears in the game at all) is a cat. And everyone knows rabbits and cats don't go together, even if humans fucking anthropomorphic birds is A-OK. Instead she has dredged through Disney's cartoon archives for an even more obscure character, Fanny the rabbit, or, as Sony calls her, Fanny Cottentail, and insists that she is Oswald's only true love. And in true Sony-Mae fashion, she supports her argument by waging holy war on Oswald's in-game girlfriend Sadie, calling her a whore and finding other ways to prove that Fanny is the "better" character. This mostly consists of Sony-Mae referring to events that didn't fucking happen -- imagined off-camera love affairs and other bullshit -- and basically making an ass of herself. It's also worth mentioning that Sony-Mae believes this pairing is not canon just because of the fact that Oswald and Sadie have only appeared in one game together, despite the game being CREATED BY DISNEY. Because people are expected to care that much about the love life of an unsuccessful Twenties-era cartoon rabbit.
—Sony-Mae, spouting nonsense yet again |
More recently, the active Epic Mickey fandom on DA has been vocal in denouncing Sony-Mae as the arrogant fanbrat she is, fed up with seeing her ugly inflammatory art clogging up their clubs and searches. As is usually the case, inane and short-lived flame wars have been springing up in a number of places on DA in response. This is a fairly new devleopment, so the lulz are still slow in coming, but you can help by keeping your eyes peeled for incriminating screencaps and the like. Go to work, gentlemen.
If these delusions don't prove beyond a doubt that Sony-Mae is wrapped up in her own little world (aka completely BATSHIT CRAZY), then nothing else does.
WAHLLERY
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Apparently she's also a Sailor Moon fan
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...and this is what her fantards produced as a result: mutant love children.
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Transformer shipping = instant fail. Transformer mary-sues = more fail
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No wonder her art is crap, her friends don't help her improve.
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Getting owned.
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it is a little known fact that sony is actually into Rape.
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GUILTY!
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No furry sex plz
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A breakdown of her bestiality journal.
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Two completely different fandoms, bastardized in one picture. WRYYYYY?
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Defending her mary-sues, and admitting that she's "living out her fantasies."
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Her fans are even more fail than she is.
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You mean she's NOT 12?!?
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Pretty pathetic.
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Copypasta from a BALEETED journal, cause her characters are so not mary-sues.
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Sony-Mae apologizing for BAWWWING about criticism... last year.
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my brein conot undstand a simple inglish centance!!1
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Listan 2 me!11 im a slut mary-sue!!
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HE'S NOT GAY WAAAAAH
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Oh, she'd know all about how to kiss something with a beak...
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Sony-Mae comfort eating upon discovery of this article.
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Sony-Mae whines to her fans about this article. BAAAWing and ass-pats ensue.
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wow, her conversations are so intellectual!
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How often does this dumbass conversation have to play out before she realizes just how much a waste of life she is?
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ಠ_ಠ
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Apparently, someone is under the delusion that even IRL people are going to hand her the world on a silver platter for her shitty art. FYI, art teachers don't raise marks based on retarded furry fanart, you idiot.
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Art school wat
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Sony-mae being a fave whore (as usual). Ten bazillion flashing emoticons aren't a big enough show of "love" from her loyal fantards, apparently.
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Fanficowned.
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Notice how she spends more time promoting herself than commenting on the pic.
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Sony-Mae doing a perfected caveman imitation.
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If only she was the same way.
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Read as: TRUTH.
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Is it just me, or does she have a thing for blatantly proving things without any actual proof?
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Two brave TARTlets defy the ass-licking status quo of Sony-Mae's Deviation worship... By defending Margot Mallard.
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Part 2
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Part 3
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The Aftermath
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What happened to the BAWESOME art college?
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Browsing sony-mae's gallery will make you go "lol wat."
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Sony-Mae's shitty art vs. actual artist.
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It's official: Sony-Mae is a furfag.
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Defending her furfaggotry.
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Who's more stupid, Sony-Mae or her fantards?
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The answer.
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AnimatedTigerGrrl's attempt at being smart.
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Internet tough guys? In my ship wars?
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Sony-Mae is a major homophobe.
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Lesbians? Ewww!
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She supports OCs, but only her OCs.
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STAB STAB STAB
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. Not even Darkwing Duck characters get away unscathed!
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And you thought the furfagottry couldn't get any worse.
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More of the same. I can't decide if the girls look any less creepy.
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Constructive criticism of the previous picture. Five bucks says these comments will be hidden within seconds of Sony seeing them.
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Freaks are usually attracted to other freaks.
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Wow. Umm. That explains a lot.
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They might be spying?
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Why she prefers bestiality.
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BAWWWWWW!
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...And what wouldn't be more complete for a bitchy Mary-Sue than a gay Gary-Stu to be total BFFs with?!
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...And I meant it! He's really fucking gay!
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And we thought she was homophobic...
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Funny, I thought her ttlly awsum crossovers!!1 were supposed to be superior to canon.
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Sony-Mae showing her love for Drawn Together, and the bitch can't even spell worth shit!
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She doesn't even like Twilight either (despite the fact that the series is infested with Mary Sue-ism)!
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NOOOO NOT THE SMURFS
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One of the hate messages on Sony-Mae's dA profile, which would subsequently get flagged as spam.
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Hard to take someone seriously when they can't even spell "angry".
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Sony-Mae demonstrates her amazing artistic range.
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THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL YOU GUYS
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Sony-Mae's "solution" to ending the flame war she started: pulling a bizarre pairing out of her ass and using it it to justify her beloved OswaldxFanny. Ortensia can't get in the way if she's fucking Felix the cat.
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Sony-Mae didn't appreciate this comment on her Sadie/Felix the Cat drawing. I can't imagine why.
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Someone attempts a red line of Sony-Mae's shit. The red-liner promptly became an hero after having to look at this picture for too long.
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One of the blocked tartlets from a recent Sony-Mae fight sending a message to the Bitch herself.
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Sony denies the truth.
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A sane person telling it like it is.
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Way to be a judgmental cuntnugget.
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This was promptly BAWWWleted after posting.
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Sony-sue being sweet and understanding to one of her friends.
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Sony pulling shit out of her ass to try and "win." She fails.
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Sue!Fanny cannot stand straight due to her full frontal lobotomy.
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Sony, after trying to declare the "war" over. Bitch plz.
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They really ARE worse.
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A fellow tartlet does her own design for Fanny the Rabbit. Upon discovering this, Sony promptly BAWWWS and insults the redesign to make her's look better, and instantly blocks the tartlet to keep her from standing up for herself.
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Sony Mae's fans are far more pathetic than she is.
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Sony attempts to make a case for why Oswald/Ortensia wouldn't work, but only manages to make herself look like a hypocritical idiot.
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Taking ship wars to idiotic new heights. I can't believe she actually followed through on this.
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wat.
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After this was posted, Sony immediately started to rage and shit her pants. Hilarity ensues.
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LIES AND SLANDER
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Raging tartlet, ~Kay-O-Dakota, expresses her feelings on the Epic Mickey Fandom as a whole. Meaning one person and their sheeple.
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~Kay-O-Dakota expresses more love for Sony.
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Sony shows how much she cares about us
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In Sony's perfect world, her stamps are professional and TMNT/Sailor Moon couples are not crack pairings.
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Sony-Mae's standard reaction upon being called out on her bullshit.
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THEY ARE NOT MARY SUES!
See Also
- Bestiality
- Fists The Echidna
- Mary Sue
- Snapesnogger
- Sonicrocksmysocks
- Shitty Art
- Waluigis-girl
- 345rv5
- Chikichakigirl
- TwilightSucks
- IdeaWiki
- Teivospy
External Links
- The Artist formally known as Sony-Mae
- Her fagfriend. Her first name is Sam.
- One of her followers, hates the opinions of others just as much as her idol and has no sense of humor
- keshia.anders
- TwilightSucks' "off-site" operation base for Sony Mae and other fandom-raping suethors as confirmed by this post
- Meetme profile
- Her change.org profile
- A Tumblr blog devoted to the artwork of her and some kid called SonicClone
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