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Joeker
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopædia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page.
Joeker is a butthurt emo faggot who goes by the name of Joe Skipsey. With a batshit name like that he has to be a homo!. Much drama has occurred on his blog where he has been butthurt by Phil's World and by it's owner Timelord. He appears to be an E-lawyer claiming to have been stalked, harassed, threatened and had turpentine put in his milk. Rumour has it he is trying to find love with Ann Coulter and Chyna, and created the baleeted Phil's World article on the old ED as a part of his Wikiwar. He also has the hots for Tom Cruise because of an interest in Scientology and being a shit parent.
—Scientology and bad parenting at work |
Titles of messages on his blog tell a great story for a soap opera.
- Blog of Many Trades: Closed. New Blog opening shortly.
- Official Hiatus
- Final Statement from Timelord
- There Goes The Neighborhood
- Harassment
- ...
- Biker Gang: Pathetic Scumbag
- WTF?
- A Farce?
- Liar, Criminal, and Aspie.
- Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star
- Comment Moderation
- This blog is now closed until further notice
Wow, we have final solution, harassment, a biker gang, a nursery rhyme, legal action, and the only thing missing is a waaaaambulance! Oh did I mention freedom of speech? And serious business? And shit nobody cares about? And.....TL;DR!
Joeker was butthurt by a lot of anonymous identities hanging shit on him for being the faggot he is.
—The drama is yet to end |
Oodles of self importance, shitting bricks and demands of solitude over any comments that were made - even more butthurt! He's fucking gay but he fears butthurt? We must be talking 13 year old boy here. And he writes poems!
On the Asspie forum, Aspies for Freedom (a haven for Asspie's) he expressed his butthurt for being raped on Phil's World.
—E-lawyer in action |
—E-lawyer in action again |
He suffered more butthurt when he was banned from this forum for two days. But when he returned he kept up the faggotry.
And he was banned again until last Thursday.
Dracula tried to run him out of the old ED for bringing the butthurt there but both were put on notice. This article is a likely target for blanking so watch out for the faggot and his sockpuppets!
Joeker's Words of Wisdom
—Oh rolly, E-Lawyer? |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
There's room for more!
Ways to Troll Joeker
- Mention an Aspie War and tell him it's over
- Question his centrism
- Remind him he lives in British Columbia
- Watch him blame Phil's World
- Add butthurt notice
On the Internets
- His main blog About to close?
- Poems and a bit more drama?
- His current Aspies for Freedom account profile
- His former Aspies for Freedom account that was banhammered
- His Wrong Planet profile
- His public Facebook profile
- One example of poetry
- Another example at the top
Joeker is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |