Kodomo no Jikan
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Kodomo no Jikan (translation: "A Child's Time") is a spank-fest followed religiously by the likes of respectable gentlemen who lurk notfourchan and renchan, parading itself around as a proper anime and manga series.
Controversy and History
This manga was originally scheduled for release under the title Nymphet in 2007. Somehow this title didn't raise concerns immediately for American censors. Not until it reaching the watchful eyes of Anime News Network and its crowning king of Zac Bertschy. This is where things get legendary. TL;DR, Zac dismissed it as "another lolicon nip trash series made by another horny dude" in an epic trolling by pure assumption and all because he was "anti moeh manly manga and anime manly man".
The author, Kaworu Watashita states that the only problem is "differences in culture between the two countries" and called it "unfortunate." After all the bookstores dropped the title thanks to Zac's "review" of the series, the publisher dropped the series only a few weeks afterwards. The lulz really started when bloggers in the U.S.A. started BAAAAAAAWing over it and citing the first amendment. Troll by telling them it has nothing to do with the government, more with their shit society, pedophilic fatso hypocrite Prosperity Gospel slop eating teachers, priests, movie directors, bored Chardonnay binging housemom winos, cops, and politicians, and that Japan hates them anyways.
Plot
It revolves around the aforementioned teacher and student but also has major parts from several other characters. These characters add humor by kicking the teacher in the balls while calling him a lolicon. The other half is "fanservice," serving as fap-bait for any pedophiles. Another staple of the series are double entendres that are generally really corny and unlikeable. Other than that it's TROO LOEV 4EVER and getting raped by her creepy uncle.
Characters
Little Girl Rape Squad
- Kokonoe Rin: Perverted blonde pigtailed leader of the group who is constantly whoring herself out to the teacher because she wants some harbl. She is a whiny bitch who went all emo after her mom got AIDS and died. Her lesbian friend made her all better though.
- Kagami Kuro: She is called "Kuro-chan" which means "black" because she is cool and goth and stuff. Although her name is "Black" she is not a nigger. They scare Japs. Anyways, she always wears slutty cosplay outfits like full catgirl attire, or EGL. She is a faggot obsessed with Rin and wants to rape her but also has an eye for their Vice Principal. She has an extensive knowledge of sex and fetishes which is to be expected of Japanese women.
- Usa Mimi: The clumsy secretly-intelligent glasses-wearing ditz. She has MASSIVE tits. In fact, one episode revolves around this fact where she does boring shit like shop for a bra and gets embarrassed and cries. She BAAAAAWs at the slighted provocation. She is wildly in love with the rapist. She wears glasses which is apparently a fetish for Japanese people, but more because she is TTLY SMART. The last teacher yelled at her for being a crybaby bitch so she left. The new teacher is a COOL DUDE, MAN and got her to come back. She is ignorant of all things sexual. In season 2, pretends to be Rin's dead mother and allows her to suckle her nipples (srsly).
Teachers
- Daisuke Aoki: Or, "Aoki-sensei," as he is called in moonspeak. He is a moralfag who will not stick it in Rin's pooper no matter how much she asks. He is a pathetic virgin who freaks out at the slightest mention of sex. He is rather boring besides the fact he is constantly harassed by lolis. Every once in a while he has epic battles with the rapist. Lusts for Houin but puts date on hold to save loli in distress.
- Kyouko Houin: Or, "Bouin-sensei," the onomatopoeia ("boing") for massive tits in Japan. Just in case you didn't catch that, she is stacked. This is a significant problem for her as she gets groped by her students. She is wildly in love with Aoki, but he turns her down because he loves the loli. She has a cosplay fetish and gets jealous of Shiro-chan.
- Shirai Sae: Some old hardass bitch who yells at everyone to work harder. Noone liked her in high school cause she wouldn't put out. Is idolized by Kuro who nicknames her "Shiro-chan" (white). In the season 2 special, Shiro fantasizes about her teenage self having a lesbian relationship with a teenage Kuro.
- Oyajima Kenta: Some pretty chill guy who looks like Brock. The best character by far.
- Nakamura-sensei: Some pussy who got sick when team loli raped him for being an asshole to Mimi. He quit.
Rapists
- Kokonoe Reiji: Josef Fritzl in training. Rapes Rin because her mom is dead. His parents died after they abused him for teh lulz. Vulnerable to safety scissors.
Cancer Patients
Stuffed animals
- Pedobear: he's yellow but it's him. He is called "Chuck" (Chakku) though. Also he is a backpack. Rin's mother Aki gave it to her.
TV Tropes Related Drama
During the Great Pedocide Of April 2012, this was one of the first things Fast Eddie put on the chopping block as porn and pedoshit, and one of the pages that caused a metric ton of butthurt by its mere removal.
Go download this torrent to find copies of the HTML source of the pages TV Tropes tried (and failed like they do at so many other things) to eliminate from the internet.
A copy of the original TV Tropes article has been reconstructed for ED here.
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Mimi is AWESOME
Links
- Go here, sign in for a free account, then download this shit and fap away if lolis get you off, you sick fuck.
- Wikipedos dirty pictures
- More info
- Official site (in moonspeak)
- Know Your Meme makes up a meme
- What the folks at Sankaku Complex feel about this series.
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