Aqua Dots

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Aqua Dots, sold in Australia as "Bindeez," are a wildly popular educational toy for Anglophonic children produced by Chinese children as a goodwill gesture to American and Australian kids for Christmas. Voted Toy of the Year in Australia, as well they should be, seeing as they bring the joys of tripping and rape to the inquiring, virginal minds (and hymens) of little girls doomed to become American and Australian adults with addictions to prescription pills and abusive relationships, due to the fact that when ingested, these little magic beads metabolized into GHB! Fuckin' sweet.

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• Baby fuck

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• Toy of the Year
• Aqua Dots on Wikipedia

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