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BLACK_MAN
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/!\ You will not recover /!\ |
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BLACK_MAN is an IRC troll who appeared on EFNet around mid 2009, trolling channels such as #anxiety and other channels which were targets of PP4L(later proved to be PP4 until dkey quits). He was eventually invited to the HardChats server, then and currently home to #klulz and later the rebirth of the GNAA.
From there he expanded to several popular networks and became what is thought by many to be one of the best irc trolls in recent memory (due to a severe lack), never breaking character and constantly demolishing other chatters. This includes exposing toastmonster as a "14 year old faggot" named Scott Cahoon as well as the brutal demolishing of Kirix to the point of no recovery.
His daily demolishings of the newly recreated #gnaa have become famous far and wide. He is the pioneer of several catchphrases, many of which are now overused ad nauseum. Among these are "Yes Hello, black man here," demolished; you will not recover, epic spelling/brutal grammar/monster coherence, and "highly racial."
He is also a master of the ORT-8a series of protocols, and is willing to share his knowledge on many subjects. BLACK_MAN ran for the New Years 2010 GNAA election as a late entry which was broadcast live on l0de's show, but lost to the current President, weev. He is currently taking a break from his trolling activities on a round-the-world cruise with his lovely wife and two children.
[+]BLACK_MAN Logs
[+]Kirix vs. BLACKMAN/Klulz/GNAA
[18:12] <Kirix> no i dont go to children's websites [18:13] <BLACK_MAN> when you connected to this network i employed a masked dcc send exploit that opened up port 7000 for any files sent from a host within 4-5 seconds without a user accept prompt [18:13] <BLACK_MAN> i immediately infected you with a custom trojan horse backdoor virus [18:13] <BLACK_MAN> i am now viewing your internet explorer history [18:13] <BLACK_MAN> i notice that your two most visited websites are 1) 4chan and 2)youjizz.com [18:13] <Kirix> IE isn't installed [18:14] <BLACK_MAN> sure [18:14] <BLACK_MAN> i am also currently reading your gmail inbox [18:14] <Kirix> you can uninstall it in win7 [18:14] <BLACK_MAN> you arent running win7 [18:15] <Kirix> i beg to differ [18:15] <BLACK_MAN> i can tell from your silence that you are now worrie [18:15] <BLACK_MAN> d [18:15] <BLACK_MAN> you should be, since i now have remote access to your pc [18:15] <Kirix> im scared [18:16] <BLACK_MAN> i plan on using your host, in combination with an army of countless other pc's that i have established remote access [18:16] <l0de> DIKKY [18:16] <l0de> DIKKY [18:16] <Kirix> dont open that its private [18:16] <BLACK_MAN> with this army of infected hosts, i will be sending packets to various internet relay chat servers as well as various personal hosts [18:17] <BLACK_MAN> i plan on lagging them to the point of an inability to maintain services [18:17] <Kirix> i'm glad to be a part of your botnet [18:17] <BLACK_MAN> this is called a distributed denial of services attack from a botnet [18:17] <Kirix> i know this shit whizz kid [18:17] <Kirix> you taking computer science 3? [18:18] <BLACK_MAN> once i am finished using your host to send packets out, i will create a large .txt file containing all your personal information that i have gathered from reading your gmail inbox, installing a keylogger to gather your personal online banking username and password and transitively your bank account number, routing number and PIN [18:19] <BLACK_MAN> i will save this .txt file to a sub-folder that i keep in my "documents" folder [18:19] <toast> destroyed [18:19] <toast> he will not recover [18:19] <BLACK_MAN> this sub-folder is used entirely to store the personal information of internet relay chat users that i have obtained the personal information of. [18:19] <Kirix> how much money do i have to give you to feel safe? [18:20] <BLACK_MAN> then, i will go on various popular internet relay chatrooms on popular internet relay chat networks and post your real name, phone number, home address, bank account number, routing number, PIN number and credit card number [18:21] <BLACK_MAN> once you see that i have distributed your personal information to the entirety of the internet relay chat sub-communities on various populated networks such as rizon, efnet and freenode you will start to panic and beg me for mercy [18:22] <Kirix> you should use your writing talent for other outlets [18:22] <BLACK_MAN> i will laugh heartily to myself, filled with the knowledge that the custom made trojan horse backdoor virus that allows me remote access to your computer provides me the ability to control your very technological existance [18:22] <BLACK_MAN> i will respond to you with a clever one-liner, in a public chatroom so that there is an audience to witness your oncoming destruction, and then i will proceed to format your hard-drive [18:22] <Kirix> i dont exist entirely on the internet i go outside, talk to friends, etc [18:23] <BLACK_MAN> you will quit IRC with one final message "connection reset my peer" [18:23] <Kirix> i'm baffled [18:23] <BLACK_MAN> i will be applauded for destroying you so utterly and in such a dramatic and grandiose way [18:24] <BLACK_MAN> you will not recover, it will take you roughly 48 hours to re-install your entire operating system [18:24] <Kirix> not that i would need to [18:24] <BLACK_MAN> you will realize that you lost the CD key to your operating system [18:24] <BLACK_MAN> and so it will take much longer than you expected [18:24] <Kirix> i dont use cd keys [18:24] <BLACK_MAN> you will struggle to change all your bank account information before the internet community uses all the money in your checking account to purchase brazzers.com memberships [18:25] <BLACK_MAN> when you return to irc, you will be a bitter, broken and shattered individual [18:25] <Kirix> i dont have a bank account because i have to launder my money [18:25] <toast> BLACK_MAN after that you should overclock his computer and met his computer [18:25] <toast> make it explode [18:25] <Kirix> if i had a bank account the IRS would try to steal my shit [18:25] <l0de> why do you use the word computer twice in that sentence toast [18:25] <l0de> typical freebase user chatstyle [18:26] <BLACK_MAN> your personal information will be commonplace knowledge on the internet relay chatrooms you frequent [18:26] <BLACK_MAN> your loved ones will be constantly harassed by aggressive prank phone-calls [18:26] <Kirix> you mean my google voice line? [18:26] <BLACK_MAN> you will be have no money left in your checking account, all your money spent on brazzers.com memberships [18:26] <Kirix> i dont have one [18:27] <BLACK_MAN> realizing that your existance has been demolished to an extent that you never could have anticipated in your wildest nightmares [18:27] <Kirix> i dont get fucked over by jews and usury like some people [18:27] <BLACK_MAN> you go the bathroom mirror and stare back at the reflection [18:27] <BLACK_MAN> you do not recognize the man in the mirror [18:27] <BLACK_MAN> he is unshaven, emaciated, tired and broken [18:27] <Kirix> yes i have a neckbeard [18:27] <BLACK_MAN> you take a straight-razor from the bathroom cabinet and slice your wrists to put an end to all the pain [18:27] * v ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout ) [18:27] <BLACK_MAN> as the red blood pours out of your wrists, for the first time in days you feel again [18:27] <Kirix> emo [18:28] <Kirix> oh no my megahurtz have been stolen i have to end it all [18:28] <BLACK_MAN> as you lie on the white tiled bathroom floor, crimson blood pooling by your body, you breathe out one final time [18:28] <toast> l0de: too many drugs, not enough school [18:28] * rshxd ([email protected]) has joined #klulz [18:29] <BLACK_MAN> as your heart stops beating, one sole tear falls across your cheek [18:29] <BLACK_MAN> you are dead [18:29] <Kirix> :'( [18:29] <BLACK_MAN> your family is in ruins [18:29] <l0de> solitary is a better word for that sentence [18:29] <BLACK_MAN> this is called 'dropping dox' [18:29] <Kirix> he's describing his ultimate troll fantasy [18:30] <toast> it's pretty hot [18:30] * rshxd_ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout ) [18:30] <Kirix> why dont u go to a black college blackman and get a minority scholarship so u can get a job writing trash [18:31] <toast> that's highly racial [18:31] <turtle> http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/12/the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-take-two-nbc-conan-obrien-contract-deal-leaving-late-night-network-television-deal/ [18:31] <BLACK_MAN> kirix [18:31] <BLACK_MAN> im 44 years old [18:31] <BLACK_MAN> i went to yale [18:32] <Kirix> u went to martin luther king community college [18:33] <toast> Kirix please do not project your own life onto others in irc [18:33] <toast> unlike you [18:33] <toast> we are all not abject failures [18:33] <l0de> define abject in the next 10 seconds toast [18:33] <l0de> 10 [18:33] <l0de> 9 [18:33] <l0de> 8 [18:33] <l0de> 7 [18:33] <l0de> 6 [18:33] <l0de> 5 [18:33] <l0de> 4 [18:33] <l0de> 3 [18:33] <l0de> 2 [18:34] <l0de> 1 [18:34] <l0de> idiot [18:34] <toast> what [18:34] <stneigh> i am highly abject [18:34] <l0de> I agree [18:34] <toast> –adjective [18:34] <toast> 1. utterly hopeless, miserable, humiliating, or wretched: abject poverty. [18:34] <toast> 2. contemptible; despicable; base-spirited: an abject coward. [18:34] <toast> 3. shamelessly servile; slavish. [18:34] <Kirix> i have suffered your kind before [18:34] * madclown ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: madclown ) [18:35] <zzzzzZZZZzzz[m3n]> suffer the furry not to live [18:38] <BLACK_MAN> kirix [18:38] <BLACK_MAN> i find your comments highly racial in nature [18:38] <BLACK_MAN> not only did i attend Yale but i graduated in 3.5 semesters and went on to earn a PhD in linguistic anthropology [18:39] <BLACK_MAN> simultaneously i built an empire in rural real estate, allowing me to retire at 30 years old [18:39] <Rucas> WRONG you said you got a PhD in Anthropologic Linguistics before [18:39] <Rucas> WRONG you said you got a PhD in Anthropologic Linguistics before [18:39] <Rucas> WRONG you said you got a PhD in Anthropologic Linguistics before [18:39] <Rucas> WHICH IS IT [18:39] <BLACK_MAN> while doing all of this i competed as a raw powerlifting champion, eventually bench pressing 515lbs at 28 years old [18:39] <BLACK_MAN> my phd is in linguistic anthropology [18:39] <Rucas> ok [18:40] <toast> anthropologic isn't a word rucas you fucking queer [18:40] <Kirix> im 23 years old and i grow weed [18:40] <Rucas> http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anthropologic [18:41] <Kirix> im also a full time bud trimmer making up to $1000-2000 a week [18:41] <BLACK_MAN> lol @ rufas sighting wikipedia [18:41] <BLACK_MAN> "wiktionary" [18:41] <BLACK_MAN> i heard wiki is always accurate [18:41] <BLACK_MAN> typical earthworm brain [18:41] <toast> u probably made that yourself [18:42] <BLACK_MAN> kirix: that is highly illegal [18:42] <toast> you fucking worthless scumbag [18:42] <Kirix> i drive a caddiliac cts-v [18:42] <BLACK_MAN> perhaps i will call the sheriff's department in your county [18:42] <BLACK_MAN> after cross referencing your route host to an ip list of all users connected to irc.rizon.org it was a cakewalk to locate your city and state [18:42] <BLACK_MAN> from there it was child's play to lookup your ip in your county's master isp host list [18:42] <Kirix> or you could just whois [18:43] <BLACK_MAN> i am enjoying your gmail inbox [18:43] * not-prime ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer ) [18:43] <Kirix> which one? [18:44] * [nig]Nigga ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout ) [18:44] <BLACK_MAN> well, i am currently reading your main one [18:44] <BLACK_MAN> i put a keylogger on your computer [18:44] <BLACK_MAN> so i have all your passwords [18:44] <Kirix> my school one? [18:45] <Kirix> u stealing my essay's from google docs? [18:45] <BLACK_MAN> friend, perhaps you do not understand what 'remote access' means [18:45] <BLACK_MAN> i now control your personal computer [18:45] <BLACK_MAN> i am like a puppermaster and you are pinnocchio [18:46] <Kirix> you lie like pinnocchio [18:47] <BLACK_MAN> you spelled 'pinnocchio'wrong
[+]ORT-8a Protocol
<BLACK_MAN> Hello - BLACK_MAN is [email protected] * U MAD BLACK_MAN on #ubuntu #defocus #wikimedia-ops #wikipedia BLACK_MAN using irc.freenode.net http://freenode.net/ BLACK_MAN End of /WHOIS list. - <BLACK_MAN> I can help you <seeeeek> hi <seeeeek> how <BLACK_MAN> #ubuntu tends to have a lot going on at once <BLACK_MAN> so its easier to talk in Private message <seeeeek> aha <BLACK_MAN> to forward traffic from your home router <BLACK_MAN> i assume you are proficient with ORT-8a subset protocols/ <seeeeek> whats that <BLACK_MAN> Um, no offense but if you do not have a working knowledge of the 11 ORT-8a subset protocols <BLACK_MAN> then what you are trying to do is basically impossible <seeeeek> i just want all my local clients who connects to this router to be forwarded to my external proxy when connecting to port 80/443 <BLACK_MAN> yes i understand that and its very simple. all you need to do is employ an ORT-8a.6.c udp forward bracket <BLACK_MAN> but like i said, if you dont know ORT-8a in the first place <BLACK_MAN> me telling you what subset to use <BLACK_MAN> doesnt mean anything <seeeeek> i dont know what you talking about :D <seeeeek> can i just forward all users traffic from router to my external proxy !? cant i <BLACK_MAN> you need to understand ORT-8a <seeeeek> and why i need that <BLACK_MAN> yes, but it wont be secure or stable <seeeeek> its a normal rule in iptables isn`t ? <seeeeek> why <BLACK_MAN> ORT-8a is the standard <BLACK_MAN> ORT-8a is a routing protocol with 11 subsets to be used on various ports <BLACK_MAN> you need to employ ORT-8a subset 6 forwarding bracket "c' <seeeeek> sorry but you talking about things which i dont know...thats more for me :D <seeeeek> i am just a newbie <BLACK_MAN> alright <BLACK_MAN> well do you at least know how to forward things through a CLM.9 peering client? <BLACK_MAN> that wll provide you with a semi-stable option <seeeeek> and what the hell is that also <seeeeek> lol <BLACK_MAN> i think you need to study up on basic routing protocols <seeeeek> ok <BLACK_MAN> i suggest simply googling "ORT-8a subset protocol for peering on a proxy" <BLACK_MAN> and "CLM.9 peering client" <seeeeek> and what about the forwarding rule for 80/443 can you give it to me ? - BLACK_MAN is [email protected] * U MAD BLACK_MAN on #ubuntu #defocus #wikimedia-ops #wikipedia BLACK_MAN using irc.freenode.net http://freenode.net/ BLACK_MAN End of /WHOIS list. - <BLACK_MAN> to the best of my recollection you need to implement a standard LPM "straight tube" to forward thingsfor 80/443 and up when using ORT-8a <BLACK_MAN> you may find it easier to work with CLM.9 <BLACK_MAN> just google "CLM.9 peering client" <BLACK_MAN> it will explain everything <seeeeek> ty <seeeeek> cant you just give me the rule command for that ? <BLACK_MAN> CLM.9 is a peering client <BLACK_MAN> you need to download it <BLACK_MAN> it basically executes ORT-8a for you <seeeeek> i didnt find anything <BLACK_MAN> try googling for "CLM.9.exe <seeeeek> exe !? and who need exe <BLACK_MAN> it is a program <BLACK_MAN> an executable program <seeeeek> do you know what <seeeeek> go to hell <seeeeek> i am talking about iptables and you talking about .exe <seeeeek> you fuccking with me ? <BLACK_MAN> what? <BLACK_MAN> why are you getting angry? <BLACK_MAN> i am just trying to help <BLACK_MAN> CLM.9 is an executable program that will route what you need for you without you coding in ORT-9a <seeeeek> yeah i am seeing that you trying to help and fucck with me <seeeeek> ooh then do you have that fuccking probram ? <BLACK_MAN> um <seeeeek> program <BLACK_MAN> yes, i could email it to you <BLACK_MAN> whats your email? <seeeeek> hahaha <seeeeek> thats what you want to email me a trojan <seeeeek> go fucck your self please <BLACK_MAN> why would i email you a trojan <seeeeek> a newbie trying to hack me <BLACK_MAN> what? <BLACK_MAN> i am trying to help <BLACK_MAN> you can scan it for viruses when i email it to you <seeeeek> keep for your self <seeeeek> who knows maybe newbie like u has some crypting knowledge - BLACK_MAN is [email protected] * U MAD BLACK_MAN on #ubuntu #defocus #wikimedia-ops #wikipedia BLACK_MAN using irc.freenode.net http://freenode.net/ BLACK_MAN End of /WHOIS list. - <BLACK_MAN> friend <BLACK_MAN> why are you getting so aggressive <seeeeek> do you use iptables ? <BLACK_MAN> regularly <seeeeek> and you use the CLM.9.exe with it <seeeeek> ? <BLACK_MAN> yes <seeeeek> go fuck your self <BLACK_MAN> CLM.9.exe will do it all for you <BLACK_MAN> ??? <BLACK_MAN> what <seeeeek> give me a link where i can download CLM.9.exe <BLACK_MAN> it used to be www.CLMpro.org <BLACK_MAN> not sure where teh company moved to <BLACK_MAN> like i said <BLACK_MAN> i can email it to you <BLACK_MAN> scan it if you dont believe me
[+]BLACK_MAN giving a potato headed fat girl life tips
(11:20:44) BLACK_MAN › hello (11:20:45) BLACK_MAN › black man here (11:20:56) toast › hello black man (11:21:19) BLACK_MAN › yes hello 14 year old faggot (11:21:20) BLACK_MAN › black man here (11:21:36) BLACK_MAN › status on getting ops in #christian-chat (11:21:59) jenk › i got banned from there when i was like 12 (11:22:46) toast › yeah (11:22:56) toast › apparently someone has been there 12 years? (11:23:04) toast › they are not very interesting (11:23:28) toast › i got banned (11:23:40) toast › none of these channels are chaotic enough (11:23:51) toast › they all have like 10 people who chat reguarly and all know each other (11:25:39) ••• Join: gn0ll3rs ‹[email protected]› ‹clones with: gnol› (11:26:32) ••• Quit: gnol ‹[email protected]› ‹Ping timeout› (11:26:40) * @KLULZ is playing 'Alpha & Omega - Poor Man's Dub' (11:30:51) * @KLULZ is playing 'Amon Tobin - Ever Falling' (11:31:56) BLACK_MAN › scott cahoon (11:31:59) BLACK_MAN › thats part of the challenge (11:32:08) BLACK_MAN › if random people get opped, it isnt a challenge to demolish the channel (11:32:19) BLACK_MAN › you need to get ops through psychological warfare (11:32:45) gn0ll3rs › black man (11:32:48) gn0ll3rs › shush now (11:32:54) gn0ll3rs › scott just join DHF instead (11:33:22) BLACK_MAN › name gnol (11:33:23) BLACK_MAN › status fat as fuck (11:33:27) BLACK_MAN › dead by 35 (11:33:43) bats › the dikky heartiez foundation dedicated to the recovery and preservation of dikky heartiez (11:34:14) gn0ll3rs › no im gonna live forever (11:34:23) BLACK_MAN › what is it like knowing that your life is nothing more than a ticking time bomb of coronary heart disease and type II diabetes as a result of your short-sighted, glutonous and egocentric eating habits? (11:34:32) * @KLULZ is playing 'AIR - Missing The Light Of The Day' (11:34:58) BLACK_MAN › expect type II diabetes within the next 5 years (11:35:13) BLACK_MAN › following your diagnosis, the insulin sensitivity will cause a mass buildup of visceral fat (11:35:23) gn0ll3rs › nope (11:35:26) gn0ll3rs › gonna live forever (11:35:33) BLACK_MAN › coronary heart disease in 10 years (11:35:47) BLACK_MAN › the diabetes combined with the heart disease will most likely cause gangrene in your lower extremities (11:35:50) BLACK_MAN › expect to lose your legs in 15 years (11:35:57) gn0ll3rs › FAME! (11:36:02) gn0ll3rs › IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER! (11:36:10) BLACK_MAN › within the last 5 years of your life you will suffer numerous heart attacks and various insulin comas (11:36:35) gn0ll3rs › nope (11:36:37) gn0ll3rs › im gonna (11:36:38) gn0ll3rs › live (11:36:40) gn0ll3rs › forever (11:36:57) BLACK_MAN › until finally your massive, hulking frame will give out. the fat clogging your arteries will cause your heart to no longer be able to pump blood to your body (11:37:14) BLACK_MAN › you will die alone, on the kitchen floor (11:37:27) gn0ll3rs › im (11:37:28) gn0ll3rs › gonna (11:37:29) gn0ll3rs › live (11:37:31) gn0ll3rs › forever (11:37:39) gn0ll3rs › under the glorious reign of dikky the prez (11:38:16) toast › shut up gnl you voted for me (11:38:30) gn0ll3rs › that election didnt matter though (11:38:52) BLACK_MAN › i dont want you to think that the heart attack that kills you will be quick and painless (11:38:56) * @KLULZ is playing 'odeed of hd4000 - odeed of hd4000 - fresno practice mix' (11:39:07) BLACK_MAN › expect the last 10 years of your life to be colored entirely by excruciating pain and suffering (11:39:27) gn0ll3rs › doubt it (11:39:30) gn0ll3rs › gonna live forever (11:39:32) gn0ll3rs › happily ever after (11:39:36) BLACK_MAN › the final heart attack that claims your life will be onset by massive chest pain, total suffocation, and unimaginable shooting pains throughout your remaining limbs (11:39:43) BLACK_MAN › you will most likely die screaming (11:39:48) gn0ll3rs › merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream (11:39:53) BLACK_MAN › well, you will be trying to scream but it will be impossible since you wont be able to breath (11:41:22) BLACK_MAN › perhaps as you lie bed-ridden and alone, surrounded by IV's, catheters and heart monitors at the age of 30 you will begin to realize that your life isnt worth living to the bitter end (11:41:44) BLACK_MAN › that you sowed the seeds of your own destruction many years ago and you cannot cope with reaping the pain of your own death (11:42:07) gn0ll3rs › ignoring u (11:42:08) BLACK_MAN › you will reach for a bottle of morphine and take a dosage vastly exceeding the LD50 (11:42:09) gn0ll3rs › ur on ignore (11:42:14) gn0ll3rs › goodbye black man (11:42:35) BLACK_MAN › you will vomit on yourself, all over your fat stomach which has become distended by visceral fat buildup due to insulin sensitivity (11:42:51) BLACK_MAN › but despite the vomiting as a result of opiate overdose, the drugs have already reached your system and there is no escape (11:43:27) BLACK_MAN › your pupils will contract to nothing more than needle points and your body will begin convulsions; the last movements you will ever make (11:43:45) BLACK_MAN › eventually you will stop breathing and a nurse will find you (11:49:29) toast › the nurse will then laugh and throw a party (11:49:37) gn0ll3rs › toasters (11:49:40) gn0ll3rs › toasters be a nice boy (11:49:54) toast › no shut the fuck up gnol
[+]gay_analyst doxed
(17:10:12) ••• Join: gay_analyst ‹[email protected]› (17:10:51) limegreen › it's dead in here (17:10:56) gay_analyst › true (17:10:59) gay_analyst › whats up limey (17:10:59) * @KLULZ is playing 'Nero - Bad Trip' (17:11:10) limegreen › nm how's it going bud (17:11:18) gay_analyst › p good im listening to internet radio (17:11:43) limegreen › klulz finally got a listener (17:12:00) gay_analyst › where is the prez? (17:12:11) limegreen › of gn88 ? (17:12:20) paz › hello (17:12:23) paz › prez here (17:12:28) gay_analyst › hi prez (17:12:31) gay_analyst › are you the prez? (17:12:39) limegreen › is paz the rapper ? (17:12:41) paz › yes (17:12:44) limegreen › i think i know him (17:12:48) gay_analyst › the rapper or the spammer? (17:12:57) limegreen › i think we met on irc.gnaa.us (17:13:49) gay_analyst › im lime green (17:13:51) gay_analyst › irl (17:14:17) BLACK_MAN › gay_analyst obvious gimmick account (17:14:29) gay_analyst › black_man obvious nigger account (17:14:43) BLACK_MAN › thats highly racial (17:14:50) BLACK_MAN › do not lash out at me because i am pulling your dox (17:14:50) gay_analyst › i'm highly educated (17:14:59) BLACK_MAN › i just cross referenced your route host with your county's ip list (17:15:03) gay_analyst › what is a "dox" ? (17:15:05) BLACK_MAN › from there it was a cakewalk to get your address and last name (17:15:10) BLACK_MAN › i am now viewing your facebook (17:15:16) gay_analyst › what is my address and last name? (17:15:27) BLACK_MAN › i wont drop it just yet (17:15:28) limegreen › G. Analyst (17:15:36) gay_analyst › ^ (17:15:51) BLACK_MAN › i like your facebook profile (17:15:54) gay_analyst › ty (17:15:55) BLACK_MAN › you have a lot of great pictures (17:16:01) BLACK_MAN › it looks like you guys all had a lot of fun at will's (17:16:02) limegreen › ^ this cant be a troll (17:16:14) gay_analyst › thank you my most recent ones are from my vacation to ireland (17:16:20) limegreen › are u really looking at him lol (17:16:30) BLACK_MAN › yes, limegreen, i am really looking at his facebook (17:16:35) limegreen › amazing (17:16:39) BLACK_MAN › i have doxed people for less (17:16:47) limegreen › do me next (17:16:48) BLACK_MAN › i am now browsing your friends list (17:16:53) BLACK_MAN › i see that your sister is on your friends list (17:16:58) BLACK_MAN › she has beautiful hair (17:17:03) limegreen › my sister is too (17:17:11) limegreen › i better rm here (17:17:12) * @KLULZ is playing 'Four Tet - Harmony One' (17:17:23) limegreen › i was not aware of the danger (17:18:37) BLACK_MAN › your spelling and grammar is impeccable (17:18:52) * @KLULZ is playing 'Laika - itchy and scratchy' (17:19:20) limegreen › I decided to just type as i think (17:19:30) limegreen › rather than attempt punctuation and such (17:19:36) limegreen › im not the fastest typer you know (17:19:49) limegreen › pardon, typist (17:19:50) * @KLULZ is playing 'Bassnectar - Parade Into Centuries' (17:20:49) BLACK_MAN › are you the human embodiment of a dictionary (17:21:30) limegreen › more like a thesauras (17:22:00) limegreen › well, bbl (17:22:07) limegreen › buenos tardes, amigos (17:23:18) * @KLULZ is playing 'GlitchBitch - GlitchBitch Exclusive NLLR Mix' (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:13) dolphin › HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WILL NOT RECOVER HE WIL (17:24:52) jenk › is limegreen attemping to troll again (17:25:27) gay_analyst › i am: trolling (17:26:51) gay_analyst › I am attempting to troll (17:27:48) ballsac › gay_analyst: I find your thoughts intriguing and would love to subscribe to your newsletter. (17:28:31) gay_analyst › you can read my blog (17:29:31) ballsac › url
[+]BLACK_MAN calls out homos
(17:53:02) mano › i thought meth killed your sex drive (17:53:24) l0de › far from it (17:53:38) BLACK_MAN › like any stimulant, in smaller doses for shorter periods of time it will enhance libido (17:53:47) BLACK_MAN › in larger doses for extended periods of time it will suppress it (17:56:06) l0de › ^ (17:57:25) BLACK_MAN › it is often useful to combine the stimulant in question with marijuana as it will suppress the negative side effects, especially on libido, in larger doses over lengthy periods of time (17:57:44) l0de › really? (17:57:47) l0de › I should try that (17:58:23) l0de › seems implausible as marijuana itself is a major libido inhibitor (17:58:47) BLACK_MAN › marijuana generally enhances libido for the majority of the population (17:59:39) * @KLULZ is playing 'Eskmo - Willow Grail' (18:00:26) garrett › stoned sex is good sex (18:01:40) BLACK_MAN › i am unsure as to how sex with another man while on marijuana is (18:01:44) BLACK_MAN › perhaps you can enlighten us (18:01:49) dolphin › lol (18:01:52) garrett › o u (18:05:42) * @KLULZ is playing 'Autechre - Play Weissensee Against Im Gluck (Original Composition By Neu!)' (18:06:37) BLACK_MAN › i am a liberal man, garrett (18:06:42) BLACK_MAN › it does not bother me that you are a homosexual (18:06:56) BLACK_MAN › in fact one of my closest friends on IRC is known as str8sucker704 on gay.com (18:08:54) garrett › str8sucker704 is a good friend of mine (18:09:48) BLACK_MAN › the gay community is very close-knit
[+]BLACK_MAN vs PseudoNamBSPP
(19:57:13) ••• Join: PsuedoNamBSPP ‹[email protected]› (19:57:22) PsuedoNamBSPP › So... (19:57:49) BLACK_MAN › obvious gimmick (19:58:02) PsuedoNamBSPP › gimmik (19:58:09) PsuedoNamBSPP › for what? (19:58:43) BLACK_MAN › alright gimmick (19:58:46) BLACK_MAN › sure (19:59:06) PsuedoNamBSPP › Man I have no Idea what the fuck you are talking about, (19:59:21) PsuedoNamBSPP › I've been offline for close to six months (19:59:30) PsuedoNamBSPP › and so far nothing is as I remember is (19:59:45) PsuedoNamBSPP › in a sense you know? (19:59:45) ••• Join: zeno_ ‹[email protected]› (19:59:51) BLACK_MAN › loling @ this gimmick (19:59:54) BLACK_MAN › pretty pathetic imo (20:00:21) PsuedoNamBSPP › I got no gimmick but yeah (20:01:13) BLACK_MAN › ill tell you this once (20:01:19) BLACK_MAN › just so you can stop your pathetic 'troll' (20:01:29) PsuedoNamBSPP › Please Enlighten me (20:01:49) BLACK_MAN › i have a bruteforce dcc exploit that cloak messages every user upon identd recognition to this ircd (20:02:08) PsuedoNamBSPP › yeah? (20:02:15) BLACK_MAN › that means, every user, on connect, essentially gives me their route host (20:02:28) PsuedoNamBSPP › OH! THAT! (20:02:36) BLACK_MAN › i have a cross-reference program that automatically checks each ip with all ip's connected to efnet, rizon and freenode (20:02:37) PsuedoNamBSPP › Yeah Im using my neigbors router (20:02:44) BLACK_MAN › your ip hit a match on efnet (20:02:46) BLACK_MAN › i know who you are (20:02:49) BLACK_MAN › i wont blow your cover (20:02:53) BLACK_MAN › just drop the troll attempt (20:02:54) BLACK_MAN › thanks (20:02:56) PsuedoNamBSPP › you probably do (20:03:09) PsuedoNamBSPP › and you probably dont (20:03:53) PsuedoNamBSPP › I'm not under any "Cover" per se. But thanks I guess (20:03:59) BLACK_MAN › lol (20:04:03) BLACK_MAN › keep it up (20:04:06) BLACK_MAN › i have your route host (20:04:13) BLACK_MAN › ill light up your modem in a heartbeat (20:04:28) BLACK_MAN › i can hold down a personal cable connection for weeks (20:04:29) PsuedoNamBSPP › Again, it's not MY modem (20:04:39) PsuedoNamBSPP › it's my neigbors (20:04:42) blackout › HELLO (20:04:42) BLACK_MAN › again, your a gimmick and i know who your real account is (20:04:44) blackout › BLACKOUT HERE (20:04:51) BLACK_MAN › i can shutdown your modem faster than you can dream (20:05:07) blackout › god it takes me forever to dream, i have insomnia (20:05:11) PsuedoNamBSPP › Shut down my Neighbors modem faster than I can dream (20:05:21) PsuedoNamBSPP › but yeah I believe you (20:05:23) blackout › PsuedoNamBSPP: dude hardchats will own your modem (20:05:44) PsuedoNamBSPP › I am aware
[+]BLACK_MAN is only human
(13:31:04) BLACK_MAN › i have a mensa level I (13:31:05) BLACK_MAN › i have a mensa level IQ (13:31:21) BLACK_MAN › according to the IQ level charts, i am a "genius prodigy' (13:32:04) JacksonBrown › did you take your IQ test from a flashing banner ad? (13:32:33) JacksonBrown › 12:31 < BLACK_MAN> i have a mensa level I (13:32:52) BLACK_MAN › yes jacksonbrown that was a typo (13:33:05) BLACK_MAN › even genius prodigies such as myself have typoes on occasion (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › you see, although i am built like superman, and i have the brain of stephen hawkings, i am still just a man (13:33:48) JacksonBrown › typoes (13:33:48) JacksonBrown › hawkings (13:33:48) * @KLULZ is playing 'Amon Tobin - Yasawas' (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › it is common for people to think that i must be some sort of deity incarnated in humanoid form (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › but dont be fooled (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › i am a humble man (13:33:50) BLACK_MAN › just like you (13:34:01) BLACK_MAN › you and i are not so different (13:34:10) BLACK_MAN › sure, i have slept with almost 400 beautiful women (13:34:11) BLACK_MAN › yes, i own 17 exotic supercars (13:34:11) JacksonBrown › you're a subhuman nigger (13:34:29) JacksonBrown › duh (13:34:30) BLACK_MAN › okay, i have 7 mansions (13:34:30) JacksonBrown › you are inferior to even chinks (13:34:30) BLACK_MAN › true, i own 5 major companies (13:34:30) januszeal › lol (13:34:35) BLACK_MAN › yes, my audemars piguet watch has a custom rose gold and diamond bezel (13:34:43) BLACK_MAN › sure, i am 6'4'' 267lbs at 12 percent bodyfat (13:34:48) JacksonBrown › pix (13:34:50) BLACK_MAN › okay, i was a two-time all american noseguard (13:34:54) JacksonBrown › or it didn't (13:34:54) BLACK_MAN › yes, i was a raw powerlifting champion (13:34:55) JacksonBrown › happen (13:35:05) BLACK_MAN › sure, i can incline bench press 435lbs for 8 reps (13:35:14) BLACK_MAN › okay, i have an extremely handsome and chiseled face (13:35:28) BLACK_MAN › sure, i graduated Yale in 3.5 semesters (13:35:32) @sloth › what is your highest raw benchpress (13:35:36) BLACK_MAN › okay, i have a PhD in linguistic anthropology (13:35:39) BLACK_MAN › sloth: 515lbs at 28 years old (13:35:50) BLACK_MAN › deadlift was 635 (13:35:55) BLACK_MAN › squat was 655 (13:36:10) BLACK_MAN › squat was higher than dead because my grip always seemed to give out at anything over 635 (13:36:22) BLACK_MAN › i pulled 675 with straps
[+]BLACK_MAN as gnol
(13:46:57) ••• Join: gnol ‹[email protected]› ‹clones with: BLACK_MAN› (13:46:58) gnol › hello (13:46:59) gnol › gnol here (13:47:03) gnol › awaiting type II diabetes (13:47:06) gn0ll3rs › yeah i know but i am trying to intimidate you into giving dikky back the presidency (13:47:13) +weev › lol (13:47:31) toast › keep it up gnol (13:47:36) toast › i'm sure it'll work someday (13:47:40) gnol › i have a massive buildup of visceral fat causing a distended abdomen as a result of insulin hypersensitivity (13:48:02) toast › gross (13:48:04) +weev › im the one with the dart gun full of tryptamines and rare properadine analgoues (13:48:08) toast › eat less twinkies you fat peice of shit (13:48:11) toast › gnol (13:48:15) toast › why do you eat so much (13:48:18) toast › you fat ugly shit (13:48:19) +weev › and the room full of restraints (13:48:23) +weev › u cant intimidate me (13:48:25) +weev › i control my world (13:48:56) DiKKy › WEEV (13:48:59) gn0ll3rs › u have control issues thats why u cant let someone else be president (13:49:00) gn0ll3rs › its sad rly (13:49:05) DiKKy › U HAVE YET TO JOIN MY ORGANIZATION (13:49:12) DiKKy › THE FOUNDATION FOR THE PRESERVATION OF DIKKY HEARTIEZ (13:49:15) +midvinter › dose random people with dizocilpine (13:49:16) DiKKy › THE DIKKY HEARTIEZ FOUNDATION (13:49:33) toast › channel: #dhf (13:49:36) toast › status: ruined (13:49:44) gnol › i eat so much because i have a lot of sadness and inadequacy issues (13:49:47) +turbo › toast: get out while u still can, kid (13:50:02) * @KLULZ is playing 'Mirrors Edge - Kate - Ambience(1)' (13:50:14) gnol › you see, i was born with a deformed face as a result of a failed abortion attempt (13:50:15) DiKKy › STOP ABUSE WEEV (13:50:16) DiKKy › STOP ABUSE WEEV (13:50:16) DiKKy › STOP ABUSE WEEV (13:50:17) DiKKy › STOP ABUSE WEEV (13:50:18) DiKKy › STOP ABUSE WEEV (13:50:27) gnol › my deadbeat parents are alcoholics (13:50:34) gnol › so i wash away my sorrows with cake by the pound (13:50:44) toast › that is very sad (13:50:50) toast › have you tried seeing counciling (13:50:55) toast › also mano: chill pill not working (13:50:57) toast › trying sedatives (13:51:02) ••• Quit: BLACK_MAN ‹[email protected]› ‹Connection reset by peer› (13:51:03) toast › try* (13:51:08) ••• Quit: gnol ‹[email protected]› ‹Quit:›
[+]BLACK_MAN vs boilsac
(14:24:36) ••• Join: BLACK_MAN ‹[email protected]› (14:24:37) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º last think he needs is more melting down bats (14:24:37) BLACK_MAN › yes hello (14:24:39) BLACK_MAN › black man here (14:24:44) ballsac › BLACK_MAN: tell me a funny joke (14:24:47) BLACK_MAN › user 'ballsac' of the gnaa brutally exposed - real name:Drew Stevenson E-mail Address:[email protected] Office Phone:+1 612-626-6553 http://foswiki.org/pub/Main/DrewStevenson/IMG_0717.jpg (14:24:53) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º owned (14:24:53) ballsac › BLACK_MAN: tell me a funny joke (14:24:58) bats › BLACK_MAN: careful, ballsac is yet again in the middle of a brutal meltdown (14:25:05) bats › anything u say could push him over the edge (14:25:11) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º wouldnt want that (14:25:13) BLACK_MAN › seems like i entered this chat in the middle of a meltdown (14:25:17) ballsac › BLACK_MAN: tell me a funny joke (14:25:19) BLACK_MAN › user 'ballsac' of the gnaa brutally exposed - real name:Drew Stevenson E-mail Address:[email protected] Office Phone:+1 612-626-6553 http://foswiki.org/pub/Main/DrewStevenson/IMG_0717.jpg (14:25:32) ballsac › BLACK_MAN: tell me a funny joke (14:25:33) BLACK_MAN › but seriously, drew (14:25:40) BLACK_MAN › when are you going to get that boil on your nose checked out (14:25:44) BLACK_MAN › it may be malignant (14:25:53) ballsac › about that joke BLACK_MAN (14:25:59) ballsac › start typin (14:26:00) BLACK_MAN › im not joking around here (14:26:07) BLACK_MAN › large boils on your face are no laughing matter (14:26:12) ballsac › well you're worthless to me then. (14:26:15) BLACK_MAN › meltdown (14:26:19) ballsac › make yourself useful tell me a joke (14:26:25) BLACK_MAN › meltdown detected (14:26:39) jenk › fucking #klulz is like chernobyl lately (14:26:45) BLACK_MAN › drew "boil" stevenson melting down (14:26:48) BLACK_MAN › recovery unlikely (14:27:06) ballsac › BLACK_MAN can you be at least creative, if not funny? cuz this stuff is pretty lame. (14:27:18) ballsac › i've ignored bats and Sniper_Jesus for lameness. don't make me ignore you too (14:27:19) aesop › meltdown imminent (14:27:22) bats › 11:27 < BLACK_MAN> drew "boil" stevenson melting down (14:27:24) bats › lool (14:27:25) aesop › lool (14:27:28) aesop › i've ignored bats and Sniper_Jesus for lameness. don't make me ignore you too (14:27:28) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º yeah dont make him ignore you (14:27:31) BLACK_MAN › <ballsac> i've ignored bats and Sniper_Jesus for lameness. don't make me ignore you too (14:27:33) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol (14:27:33) BLACK_MAN › meltdown in progress (14:27:43) aesop › i've ignored bats and Sniper_Jesus for lameness. don't make me ignore you too (14:27:46) BLACK_MAN › hes throwing /ignore's out like candy (14:27:53) aesop › ignored tard (14:27:53) BLACK_MAN › you better not make me ignore you too (14:27:54) ballsac › jenk: trolling these me-too's is too easy (14:27:57) Sniper_Jesus › tard. ignored. (14:28:00) stneigh › lol (14:28:03) stneigh › what the heck is going on in here (14:28:06) ballsac › i have to type just one line and these dogs come barking (14:28:08) ballsac › lol (14:28:12) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º ballsac melting down (14:28:14) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º thats all (14:28:21) BLACK_MAN › meltdown in progress (14:28:22) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º boilsac more like tbh (14:28:29) BLACK_MAN › new nickname detected (14:28:29) ballsac › i got Sniper_Jesus, bats, BLACK_MAN and aesop on a leash. and i'm not even trying (14:28:35) BLACK_MAN › boilsac (14:28:38) bats › lool (14:28:44) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º quiet boilsac (14:28:51) stneigh › hm (14:28:58) bats › yea u sure trolled them into typing text into their irc client (14:29:02) jenk › rudesac (14:29:06) aesop › boilstac (14:29:07) aesop › loool (14:29:12) BLACK_MAN › monster boils (14:29:15) BLACK_MAN › brutal unibrows (14:29:18) BLACK_MAN › epic neckbeards (14:29:21) pagga › lol (14:29:22) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º man we are so trolled we are chatting on irc darn not again! (14:29:24) aesop › brutal boils (14:29:30) bats › looks to me like (14:29:35) bats › everyone is just laughing @ u (14:29:39) bats › lol (14:29:43) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º no shit lol (14:29:56) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º <BLACK_MAN> brutal unibrows (14:29:58) aesop › pipe down boil boy (14:30:04) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º boilsac is so ugly he has more than one unibrow (14:30:17) bats › 11:29 < ballsac> i got Sniper_Jesus, bats, BLACK_MAN and aesop on a leash. and i'm not even trying (14:30:23) bats › do u have a leash for that boil too (14:30:25) ballsac › leash check...... intact! (14:30:28) bats › its gonna have a life of its own soon (14:30:28) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol (14:30:37) ••• Quit: fapman ‹[email protected]› ‹Ping timeout› (14:30:48) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º shit might take over the world son (14:30:51) ••• Join: v ‹[email protected]› (14:31:55) bats › hy v (14:32:01) BLACK_MAN › boilsac's definition of trolling is having his physical appearance lambasted on irc (14:32:07) BLACK_MAN › he will not recover (14:32:13) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º Game Over (14:32:14) bats › lol (14:32:36) v › hy (14:32:37) v › : ) (14:32:47) flamoot › http://tinyurl.com/lsd-25-ai (14:33:05) * @KLULZ is playing 'Ain Soph - ' (14:33:22) ••• Join: htid_ ‹[email protected]› (14:33:45) jenk › ballsac: do u want wkr's phone# (14:34:06) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º he could probably use somebody to vent to (14:34:31) BLACK_MAN › perhaps both their meltdowns would cancel out and they would implode (14:34:38) BLACK_MAN › forming some sort of black hole of internet rage (14:34:41) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º one can only hope (14:34:49) ballsac › OK LEASH CHECK! GET IN LINE (14:34:50) ballsac › OK LEASH CHECK! GET IN LINE (14:34:51) ballsac › jenk: lol (14:34:52) ballsac › y (14:34:53) ballsac › jenk: lol (14:34:54) ballsac › y (14:35:02) ballsac › i'll have my brother call him (14:35:04) BLACK_MAN › meltdown (14:35:08) ballsac › blaming him for my DEATH (14:35:11) ballsac › or something (14:35:19) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º REFUSING TO ACCEPT MELTDOWN CHECK! (14:35:20) jenk › ask him about the 787 dreamliner (14:35:29) ballsac › lol ok (14:35:38) bats › ballsac here (14:35:41) ballsac › OK LEASH CHECK! GET IN LINE (14:35:42) BLACK_MAN › yes hello (14:35:43) bats › laughing stock of #klulz (14:35:43) jenk › call 14405439051 and ask for PT (14:35:47) BLACK_MAN › drew "boilsac" stevenson here (14:36:01) ballsac › wtf kind of a number is that (14:36:03) ballsac › oh ok (14:36:04) ballsac › nm (14:36:14) BLACK_MAN › i have trouble seeing out of my left eye because there is a large boil obscuring my view (14:36:15) bats › ballsac here (14:36:23) ballsac › bats: still leashed (14:36:23) bats › dont understand how the common telephone system works (14:36:26) ballsac › BLACK_MAN: still leashed (14:36:38) ballsac › Sniper_Jesus: still leashed (14:36:40) BLACK_MAN › boilsac is attempting to trademark an unfunny forced meme (14:36:42) BLACK_MAN › "leashed" (14:36:45) mano › 1 preceeds area code (14:36:47) mano › in america (14:36:52) ballsac › proof of leash. done (14:37:02) ••• Join: fapman ‹[email protected]› (14:37:05) bats › lol (14:37:05) BLACK_MAN › proof of boil (14:37:06) BLACK_MAN › http://foswiki.org/pub/Main/DrewStevenson/IMG_0717.jpg (14:37:06) BLACK_MAN › done (14:37:08) bats › lool (14:37:10) ballsac › mano i don't know anything about phones in america i am new here i came from kenya (14:37:25) aesop › highly ugly face (14:37:26) BLACK_MAN › proof of bobblehead (14:37:26) BLACK_MAN › http://foswiki.org/pub/Main/DrewStevenson/IMG_0717.jpg (14:37:26) BLACK_MAN › done (14:37:29) aesop › the boil is a nice complement (14:37:42) aesop › known unibrow (14:37:44) mano › w/e u asked (14:37:51) BLACK_MAN › his eyebrows look like a caterpillar fell asleep on his forehead (14:38:04) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol (14:38:28) aesop › lol (14:38:39) * @KLULZ is playing 'Ain Soph - ' (14:38:55) BLACK_MAN › boilsac (14:39:02) BLACK_MAN › i would like to fedex you some clearasil wipes (14:39:14) * @KLULZ is playing 'Current 93 - Falling Back in Fields of Rape' (14:39:30) BLACK_MAN › your face is clearly a cesspool of overactive sebaceous glands (14:39:36) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º we should start a fund to help boilsac (14:40:04) BLACK_MAN › raise the funds so he can afford to get that boil checked out (14:40:06) BLACK_MAN › and buy clearasil (14:40:07) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º for the good of all mankind (14:40:10) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º he might incubate some sort of virus (14:40:18) mano › u guys should have a bikini car wash (14:40:25) aesop › agreed (14:40:25) mano › hardchats bikini car wash (14:40:31) mano › can you hook that up BLACK_MAN (14:40:33) mano › use some contacts (14:40:55) jenk › sure i'll do it (14:40:58) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º hell yeah (14:41:03) mano › hawt (14:41:04) BLACK_MAN › i have slept with almost 400 beautiful women (14:41:06) BLACK_MAN › most of them models (14:41:09) aesop › anything for boily stevenson (14:41:09) mano › the ball is rolling (14:41:47) BLACK_MAN › the boil is rolling (14:41:55) aesop › lol (14:42:14) ballsac › man you guys are so lame (14:42:26) aesop › im lolin p hard (14:42:30) bats › lol (14:42:30) bats › same (14:42:33) ballsac › do you get your insults from www.insults.com (14:42:38) aesop › 11:34 <~BLACK_MAN> i have the newest version of norton antivirus locked and loaded (14:42:42) aesop › 11:34 <~BLACK_MAN> my network security is like a supermax (14:42:45) aesop › lool (14:43:01) * @KLULZ is playing 'Current 93 - The Mystical Body of Christ in Chorazaim (the Great in the Small)' (14:44:02) ••• Quit: htid_ ‹[email protected]› ‹Ping timeout› (14:44:03) aesop › 11:41 < ballsac> i feel like im drunk on a whole pitcher of whiskey (14:44:04) aesop › 11:41 < ballsac> i just had 2 shots (14:44:04) aesop › 11:41 < ballsac> i feel good though (14:44:04) aesop › 11:41 < ballsac> just a little gordfy (14:44:04) aesop › 11:41 < ballsac> groogy (14:44:06) aesop › 11:41 < ballsac> groggy (14:44:08) aesop › 11:42 < aesop> boily (14:44:11) aesop › 11:43 < ballsac> hey wkr4k3r (14:44:14) aesop › 11:43 < ballsac> do u fel sweaty (14:44:16) aesop › 11:43 < ballsac> i dont feel god (14:44:18) stneigh › lol (14:44:19) aesop › 11:43 < ballsac> good (14:44:21) aesop › drew boil stevenson (14:44:24) aesop › lightweight status confirmed (14:44:25) stneigh › literal melting (14:44:40) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol @ two shots (14:44:44) aesop › literal meltdown (14:44:55) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º softest chatter ever (14:45:05) mano › he obviously just needs practice (14:45:12) ballsac › jenk: im calling that number after 20-30 minutes (14:45:19) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º practice killing himself (14:45:22) mano › noo (14:45:36) mano › that would be counterprodcutive to becoming a hard chatter (14:45:57) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º real niggas chat from the grave (14:46:20) mano › <--been dead for 3 years (14:46:27) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º same (14:47:26) BLACK_MAN › i guess boilsac couldnt handle irc (14:47:31) BLACK_MAN › so now hes wasting his sorrows away in 2 shots of whiskey (14:47:40) BLACK_MAN › suicide coming (14:48:21) aesop › ya (14:48:33) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º drunk as fuck off 2 shots (14:48:35) ballsac › jenk: police threats from my brother. for causing an hero (14:48:39) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º real hardchatter (14:48:41) ballsac › that's the plan (14:48:59) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º i believe you mean "a hero" (14:49:07) jenk › lol (14:49:09) jenk › cool (14:49:23) aesop › inb4 death (14:49:42) ballsac › people of #klulz, including the unfunny ones. (14:49:46) ballsac › it's been a pleasure talking to you all (14:49:58) ballsac › unfortunately, i am going to pass out and die within the next 15 minutes. (14:50:03) jenk › goodnight sweet prince (14:50:04) bats › lol (14:50:05) ballsac › all because of wanker (14:50:09) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º wont miss you bye (14:50:10) bats › later boily (14:50:18) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º BIP (14:50:23) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º boil in peace (14:50:27) aesop › lol wanker (14:50:38) jenk › mister wank0r talkpiss (14:51:22) aesop › tard status confirmed (14:51:29) mano › w4rkrak0r (14:51:36) dolphin › what does that say (14:51:53) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º he cracks wars (14:51:57) dolphin › double you four are kay are aye kay zero are (14:52:23) mano › w4nkrak0r (14:52:34) dolphin › that is highly sexual (14:52:41) * @KLULZ is playing 'Current 93 - Patripassian' (14:52:47) aesop › you are highly retarded (14:52:54) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º why dont you go buy mirc dolphin (14:52:54) dolphin › you are highly unfunny (14:52:58) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º you retard (14:53:05) dolphin › meltdown (14:53:14) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º i will not recover (14:53:15) aesop › < dolphin> just bought my copy of mirc (14:53:25) aesop › lol (14:53:34) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol (14:53:37) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º ruined (14:53:39) dolphin › yes i have money to waste on stupid shit because i am on the corner every night slangin the most luxurious cocaine (14:53:41) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º he will not recover (14:53:47) aesop › meltdown imminent (14:53:53) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º brutal deflection (14:54:03) dolphin › perhaps you would like to purchase some (14:54:17) mano › cocaine aint profitable for nobody but a mexican cartel these days (14:54:20) dolphin › i am currently melting faster than the witch from wizard of oz (14:54:24) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º owned (14:54:35) mano › MELDOWNTOWN (14:54:41) dolphin › i am also currently takin a shit on u niggaz (14:54:42) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º boy thats a hip joke (14:54:47) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º only a few decades old (14:55:12) dolphin › i am on the phone with my gf atm (14:55:15) dolphin › jealousy exposed (14:55:22) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º bf* (14:55:41) dolphin › jealousy exposed (14:56:06) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º repetition exposed (14:56:14) mano › lol there are lots of girls in this world (14:56:16) dolphin › yes i do believe you may be disconnected from the internet (14:56:20) aesop › mirc purchase exposed (14:56:23) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol (14:56:27) mano › and most of them are unbearable (14:56:32) mano › so congratulations (14:56:35) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º lol (14:56:35) mano › im mad jealous (14:56:40) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º owned by mano (14:56:46) mano › no way bro (14:56:53) mano › currently crying into my jizz sock (14:57:04) mano › so i can remind myself how lonely I am (14:57:10) mano › every time i inhale (14:57:17) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º dolphin is that u (14:57:26) dolphin › purchasin mirc 4 u soon (14:58:33) * @KLULZ is playing 'Whitehouse - Dance The Desperate Breath' (14:59:09) paz › is Sniper_Jesus using mirc colors or something (14:59:16) paz › is that why it looks like that (14:59:23) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º yes (14:59:34) paz › o (15:01:48) ballsac › mIRC is free (open source) so why not use it? (15:02:02) Nigga › :: no its not!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: (15:02:04) jenk › lol (15:02:08) jenk › Do you really think that KDE is completely under GPL? You are either uninformed or a troll. I think you are a troll who tries to say "If KDE was under BSD license, Apple had not given any modifications back." (15:03:37) bats › Why fuss with KDE when you can buy an Apple? Why futz around with this? If you want state of the art GUI, why not just buy a Mac? KDE may emerge as great interface for your cell phone; but at the end of the day, it's just a toy. Serious Unix developers are switching to Apple. (15:04:44) paz › oh good idea (15:04:54) paz › brb spending 3 grand on a state of the art gui (15:05:08) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:08) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:08) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:08) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:08) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:08) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsac|a|||||ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacbaDrewcballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacba"boil"allsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacbaStevensonsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacba1983-2010sacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacball|||||||||||||||acballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballCauselofadeath:ameltdownballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:09) bats › ballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsacballsa (15:05:18) BLACK_MAN › he will not recover (15:05:28) * @KLULZ is playing '06 - dj shufflemaster - subvoice' (15:05:47) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º Game Over (15:05:53) BLACK_MAN › that looks exactly like him btw (15:06:04) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º note the boil (15:06:13) pagga › lol (15:06:16) BLACK_MAN › note the unibrow (15:06:23) Sniper_Jesus › ºSniper_Jesus :3º that too (15:06:38) BLACK_MAN › demolished by bats (15:06:43) BLACK_MAN › recovery not possible (15:07:05) * @KLULZ is playing 'Adante - Obsessed (Dub Remix)' (15:08:24) ••• bats ‹+c› #klulz (15:08:34) ••• bats ‹-c› #klulz (15:08:57) aesop › note the ugliness (15:09:01) aesop › reminiscent of rufas (15:09:43) BLACK_MAN › very true (15:09:49) BLACK_MAN › keen observation (15:10:08) bats › #gnaa aka #uglies (15:10:15) bats › only beautiful ppl chat in #KLULZ
[+]BLACK_MAN submits a diagnosis on rufas
(22:18:16) BLACK_MAN › let me introduce you to rufas (22:18:31) BLACK_MAN › http://irc.dickscab.com/Rucas/Rucas-newer.jpg (22:19:59) BLACK_MAN › how do you feel about his oddly tiny jaw as it starkly contrast to his ghoulishly large mouth (22:20:33) BLACK_MAN › also, do his deep-set and beady eyes as they relate to his monstrous aardvark nose evoke any emotions in you? (22:21:24) BLACK_MAN › notice how rufas' body is skinny to a skeletal level yet he still sports a pot-belly (22:21:46) BLACK_MAN › this is a sign of in-breeding (22:22:09) BLACK_MAN › note that his "pinky" finger on his right hand is not muscularly functioning (22:22:15) BLACK_MAN › it is unable to grip the bottle as the rest of his fingers do (22:22:22) BLACK_MAN › it hands off his hand, slack (22:22:29) BLACK_MAN › this is a genetic muscular defect (22:22:31) BLACK_MAN › most likely also a result of inbreeding (22:22:50) BLACK_MAN › also note where his shirt clings to his chest near the nipple region (22:22:53) BLACK_MAN › this denotes gynecomastia (22:23:37) BLACK_MAN › take note of his skeletal proportions (22:24:15) BLACK_MAN › you see, a major characteristic of estrogenic skeletal anatomy is wide, child bearing hips (22:24:28) BLACK_MAN › men generally sport on average, a 1.5:1 shoulder:hip ratio (22:24:46) BLACK_MAN › rufas' 1:1 shoulder:hip ratio tells us that clearly he is suffering primary hypogonadism (22:24:58) BLACK_MAN › most likely prebuscent primary hypogonadism since it has effected his skeletal development
[+]BLACK_MAN talks about his favourite subject
(13:31:04) BLACK_MAN › i have a mensa level I (13:31:05) BLACK_MAN › i have a mensa level IQ (13:31:21) BLACK_MAN › according to the IQ level charts, i am a "genius prodigy' (13:32:04) JacksonBrown › did you take your IQ test from a flashing banner ad? (13:32:33) JacksonBrown › 12:31 < BLACK_MAN> i have a mensa level I (13:32:52) BLACK_MAN › yes jacksonbrown that was a typo (13:33:05) BLACK_MAN › even genius prodigies such as myself have typoes on occasion (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › you see, although i am built like superman, and i have the brain of stephen hawkings, i am still just a man (13:33:48) JacksonBrown › typoes (13:33:48) JacksonBrown › hawkings (13:33:48) * @KLULZ is playing 'Amon Tobin - Yasawas' (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › it is common for people to think that i must be some sort of deity incarnated in humanoid form (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › but dont be fooled (13:33:48) BLACK_MAN › i am a humble man (13:33:50) BLACK_MAN › just like you (13:34:01) BLACK_MAN › you and i are not so different (13:34:10) BLACK_MAN › sure, i have slept with almost 400 beautiful women (13:34:11) BLACK_MAN › yes, i own 17 exotic supercars (13:34:11) JacksonBrown › you're a subhuman nigger (13:34:29) JacksonBrown › duh (13:34:30) BLACK_MAN › okay, i have 7 mansions (13:34:30) JacksonBrown › you are inferior to even chinks (13:34:30) BLACK_MAN › true, i own 5 major companies (13:34:30) januszeal › lol (13:34:35) BLACK_MAN › yes, my audemars piguet watch has a custom rose gold and diamond bezel (13:34:43) BLACK_MAN › sure, i am 6'4'' 267lbs at 12 percent bodyfat (13:34:48) JacksonBrown › pix (13:34:50) BLACK_MAN › okay, i was a two-time all american noseguard (13:34:54) JacksonBrown › or it didn't (13:34:54) BLACK_MAN › yes, i was a raw powerlifting champion (13:34:55) JacksonBrown › happen (13:35:05) BLACK_MAN › sure, i can incline bench press 435lbs for 8 reps (13:35:14) BLACK_MAN › okay, i have an extremely handsome and chiseled face (13:35:28) BLACK_MAN › sure, i graduated Yale in 3.5 semesters (13:35:32) @sloth › what is your highest raw benchpress (13:35:36) BLACK_MAN › okay, i have a PhD in linguistic anthropology (13:35:39) BLACK_MAN › sloth: 515lbs at 28 years old (13:35:50) BLACK_MAN › deadlift was 635 (13:35:55) BLACK_MAN › squat was 655 (13:36:10) BLACK_MAN › squat was higher than dead because my grip always seemed to give out at anything over 635 (13:36:22) BLACK_MAN › i pulled 675 with straps
Life Story of BLACK_MAN
I am 44 year old black man with a PhD from Yale in Linguistic Anthropology
I own 16 exotic cars including a Saleen S7, a Lamborghini LP640 with custom after market supercharger, nitrous injections, and $300,000 dollars of aftermarket body work and a Porsche 911 GT3 RS
I have an IQ that qualifies me for the upper tier of mensa
I have also slept with over 300 women, and my penis is 8.8 inches
I have 2 children and a beautiful wife
I am 6'4 267lbs at 12 percent bodyfat
I am also the CEO of the internet's premier IRC chatcrew, the BLACK_MAN CREW or BMC, which can be found at #BMC
In my spare time, I enjoy having sex with beautiful women, donating money to charity, enjoying rare cognac and collecting exotic cars
When I was in a young boy I grew up in a poor, urban environment
I decided to succeed in sports and academics and make something of my life
By 18 years old I was accepted to Yale on an academic scholarship, I was also a two-time all american noseguard and a raw powerlifting champion
When I was 30 years old I retired after making my money in rural real estate
I have 7 homes in America, and 2 in Europe
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