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Korryn Gaines
Korryn Shandawn Gaines (a.k.a. shesyourmajesty and RoyalKay) was a batshit insane 23-year-old anarchist Shaneequa who, on August 1, 2016, decided that the proper response to the police officers who were at her residence to arrest her over her failure to appear in court over a stupid fucking traffic ticket was to grab her Cobainator and use her 5-year-old son as a hostage in a live-streamed 6-hour standoff that finally ended when she made the brilliant decision to point her loaded shotgun at officer Royce Ruby Jr. and was then filled with more holes than the innocent walls of Aztec High School. Korryn's son, Kodi, was also injured as a result of his ghetto-ass mother using him as a meatshield.
Following the shooting, police found guns and enough heroin in Gaines' apartment to charge both her and Kareem Courtney—her fiancé and domestic abuser who was previously convicted of attempted murder—with possession with intent to distribute and illegal possession of a firearm. Strangely, what ended up bothering Black Lives Matter activists about this incident was not the fact that a mentally ill woman used her own son as a human shield while armed and wantonly resisting arrest to avoid drug charges against her and her abusive boyfriend, but the fact that the police justifiably shot a black woman in self-defense – then again, these are the same twats who sperged out over a fucking H&M hoodie.
On February 16, 2018, a six member all-female jury of Korryn's peers decided to award Korryn's family a whopping $37 million for her wrongful suicide-by-cop and her reckless endangerment of her son – once again proving that women are fucking retarded, can only think with their vaginas and feelings and should never be trusted to do anything right.
The Traffic Stop
In early March, 2016, Korryn Gaines' license plates were stolen by some local thugs who most likely intended to sell them for crack. Instead of simply getting a new license plate, Korryn decided to blame the government gangstalkers that she believed where following her everywhere and taped a piece of cardboard with an anti-authority message written on it to her car in place of a license plate.
—Korryn covered her license plate with this anarchist bullshit |
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—Korryn, accusing the police of causing her to have a miscarriage |
On March 10, 2016, Korryn was pulled over by a donut-snorting pig for not having a valid license plate attached to her car. Rather than cooperate with the officer, Korryn began rambling on incoherently about how she doesn't "participate in" the laws of the United States of America and how whitey has no authority over her as a strong black woman.
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Because Korryn was fucking insane and paranoid, she also did us the favour of recording the entire traffic stop in an attempt to show the world how dem rayciss police were out to get her – unfortunately for her, all that the video showed was 20 minutes of her acting like a total cunt and informing the police that they'd have to "murder" her before she'd willingly obey their laws.
—Korryn, on showing her 5-year-old son videos from BestGore |
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Korryn Prepares For War
Following the license plate incident, Korryn began to become even more insane on her Instagram account as she began posting images that advocated the the killing of police officers and suggested that police were engaging in "genocide" against black people despite the fact that blacks are far more likely to be killed by niggers than by cops.
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BLACK GENOCIDE NAO
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Niggers can't even get the facts right.
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Surely this didn't bring any comfort to the SWAT team that day.
The Standoff
On August 1, 2016, an arrest warrant was issued after Korryn failed to show up in court over her earlier traffic violation. As the police arrived at her apartment, Korryn armed herself with a Mossberg pistol grip shotgun and began threatening the officers. The ensuing standoff would last for 6 hours as the police were aware that Korryn's 5-year-old was in the apartment with her and were too chickenshit to shoot.
—Korryn Gaines sounds like a lovely person (archive) |
As the standoff dragged on, Korryn began posting videos on her Facebook and Instagram accounts to whine about how she DINDU NUFFIN and was being persecuted by the white man. In an attempt to cut off Korryn's ability to spread fake news to potentially violent and impressionable young racists, the police asked Facebook and Instagram to disable Korryn's accounts – a request that both sites soon complied with.
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Now cut off from the internets and unable to get the attention she so desperately craved, Korryn decided to call 911 and inform the operator that people with guns were outside her apartment and she wanted them to go away. Eventually, Korryn's already erratic behaviour began to escalate as she became increasingly hostile and began to resort to issuing death threats and pointing her shotgun at both her son and the police.
—Korryn, before utterly failing to kill the police |
The Shooting
After issuing a direct death threat to SWAT officer Royce Ruby Jr. and pointing her shotgun directly at him, the officer was finally forced to take action and put the bitch down.
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The Aftermath
Korryn Gaines' death helped bring national attention to America's problem of racist police shootings. Numerous peer reviewed scientific studies have since shown that racist black people like Korryn are significantly more likely to do something absolutely fucking retarded and get themselves shot to death than normal black people like Dave Chappelle and Vester Lee Flanagan.
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Except Korryn's, she was a psycho bitch.
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Next time choose a colour that doesn't make you look like Perry the Platypus.
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You forgot the shotgun, dumbfuck.
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Why do they look like neanderthals?
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Why do they look like crackers?
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Mongoloid Korryn.
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How could anyone think that Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization?
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Whoopi Goldberg and a sad white bitch.
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See Also
- Coolest Monkey in the Jungle
- WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT
- Black Panther
- Batshit Insane
- DINDU NUFFIN
- Shaneequa
- Negress
- Black Lives Matter
- Vegan Gaines
- Gavin Eugene Long - Another loony "sovereign citizen" who went on a cop killing spree.
- Zaiger - Who Gaines and Courtney intended to sell the heroin to.
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Featured article March 1 & March 2, 2018 | ||
Preceded by Waco |
Korryn Gaines | Succeeded by Brenda Ann Spencer |
Featured article February 15 & 16, 2019 | ||
Preceded by Jussie Smollett |
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