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Scoutgender
Somebody tried to vandalize this article with butthurt revisionism. The resulting edits, somehow, actually make him look worse than this article does. You can view the final edit before the banhammer came down, here.
Alyssa Waldrop, or Scoutgender or Vade, as she is most commonly known as, is a type of cancerous being that exists primarily on the infamous site known as Tumblr. Most famous for her circle-jerking within the Social Justice Crowd, being sexist and transphobic (despite claiming to be neither of those), Scoutgender's life has become something of a truly outstanding miracle, worth researching about. This includes fatshaming others despite being a whale lord herself (See gallery). Also known to have a fetish for strawberries and wanting to fuck animals, and get high on drugs.
Vade is a tranny, born a woman, then identified as a man, then started identifying as "it" instead. Gets really pissed off when not referred to by her proper pronouns; it, or 'sprout'. Currently, claims to use any pronoun except for "she/her", eluding to her unwillingness to accept her true self.
Despite her main campout being in Tumblr, she frequents Reddit and 4chan as well. She is not human, as she is multiple gender (most recent genders include: kingender, snarlgender, puzzlegender, antigirl, nyctogender, neurogender, masochgender, nesciogender, voidfluid), multiple system, otherkin, ignorant of other cultures and who knows what this damned thing ISN'T. From her own words, she describes her confusing existence as "I am a fennec nature god reincarnated into a human vessel possibly for perspective purposes but i am not entirely sure". She is basically, the living paradox.
Because she thinks that people can never change from their pasts, everything from Vade's past applies to Vade's present. This, therefore, makes Vade, the Self-Labeled Fennec God of Everything, a retard, and a special snowflake.
Biography
Vade was birthed from the womb of a fennec fox in 1995 in the middle of the desert. But tragedy struck as she soon grew to know that her den was ableist because they did not understand Vade's need to be cared for twenty-four/seven. So Vade left them to search for a new home, which was soon to be Tumblr. Before being corrupt with social justice warriorism, Vade was an innocent teenager who talked like the main character from that fic. Despite this origin, Vade would become a all-out fucktard. The beginning of Vade's meaningful tumblr existence began with the url of scoutgender.tumblr.com. On this blog is where Vade would use the fictional character, Scout (from Team Fortress 2), to further her social justice dominance.
Suicide of Kenneth Alexander Van Camp
One of the most important events that had happened as Vade transformed into her new transtrender identity involves a suicide. Alyssa actually had a boyfriend named 
Kenneth Alexander Van Camp. Already being depressed and stressed, he has reported via anonymous option on a Emptyclosets thread that "Alyssa became trans because they read a manga about a trans middle school boy" and that Alyssa, after reading said manga, dropped all her old friends and centered everything in their lives into being about trans. Alyssa has refused to go to the doctor, and Kenneth highly doubted that Alyssa had hormone imbalance. Alyssa soon appeared to defend herself, making Kenneth disappear. The full thread can be viewed here. However, this is not the end, as proof of Alyssa convincing Kenneth to get antidepressant medication means that she had a direct hand in his suicidal thoughts. Soon after, Kenneth committed suicide. In the years that would forward, Alyssa would use the death of her boyfriend, that she cared nothing about, as a trigger, as a source of self-aggrandizement and as a way to further the angst.
Along with trying to bring justice to otherkin and certain types of transgenders, Vade would lure in "friends" by the impressive aura of power, when in reality she is alone. This is further proven with the creation of the anti-scoutgender blog, because who honestly uses her stupid kits pronouns and says yehaw like that? Only Vade.
This fiasco would be only furthered by the creation of the "tf2fandomisproblematic" blog, which was the peak of Vade's supposed "fame". This blog's goal was trying to police the Team Fortress 2 fandom with a few other allies. Along with trying to say making white Demoman original characters was whitewashing, creating an avoid list of people to block and stay away from, and to deciding that she was the god of the fandom, and a whole lot more justice. One occurrence was when a fan artist made a Cancer Alternate Universe (which is basically a fictional scenario where a fic author usually pulls some dumb shit that completely disregards a character's recognizable traits, removing any repercussions upon the "canon universe". It's one of the characteristics of a VERY LAZY WRITER), and Vade called her out on it. After putting her on the avoid/block list of tf2fip, Vade made her bend over like a whore and apologise for being "ableist scum". Another example is with the character of the Pyro. Being a masked demon spawn from hell, anyone would imagine the Pyro as anything. Vade actively promoted the idea that anyone who viewed Pyro as cisgender would be better off dead.
Eventually followers of the blog would harass the targeted, leading to a huge wave of negative attention for poor ol' Vade. This led to Vade and the other moderators of the blog to abandon it, only to joke about it ever returning, for she is a coward with a fragile ego. Seriously, this level of god-complex she has is mentally insane. In addition to naming herself so called "god of the fandom", she also constantly refers to herself as the fennec god, which is a shame to the real god of those creatures. Sometime during this era, Vade also automagically became autistic, because self-diagnosis is 100% legit.
Post-Scoutgender
Trying to escape her traumatising past, Scoutgender effectively changed her url many many many times to escape the haters, by leaving a very obvious trail. She spends her time mostly coining ridiculous genders that she thinks actually will get popular. Despite trying to escape the controversy from the past, Scoutgender continues to get into pissy little arguments over the internet. One long-standing argument has Vade trying to claim cultural appropriation of Mexican culture against someone (who shall not be named) who is Mexican (despite being white).
After abandoning the url of "Scoutgender", Vade has taken on several other urls, including: officialengie, autisticlayton, autisticleafeon, leafeonkin, cantikin, and now current url, razkin. (Trigger warning: Before clicking that link, tell yourself, "Can I handle bullshit fuckery and not get triggered?" If so, continue.)
Allies
As Alyssa does not have any friends, but rather slaves or lackeys, here is a small list of the most notable. Most of them, when receiving too much hate, cowardly change their urls into something else, most often something so similar to their old url that it is quite simple to figure out who they are. If it is an attempt to run or hide, it is a very pathetic attempt.
- Aura or currently tedizgender: known for trying to police other people (sometimes other autistics) in what is ableist and what is not, and has suicide baited in the process. Thinks that feeling protective of friends makes her the same to being a fictional pony character.
- officialmedic: famous for harassing a cisgender girl into committing suicide because she did not have a trans headcanon. Currently status unknown.
- tanukurin: former friend of Alyssa who was dismissed for not agreeing with the fennec god in an argument. Previously, Alyssa set her followers to send death threats and anonymous hate to him, because of a fake suicide attempt. Current status unknown.
- maromoroneysass: drug buddies with Alyssa, gets high with her. Because drugs are cool, right?
- transboyscout or currently hoofscout: a delusional idiot who gets triggered when referred to as human. Wants to change their name into Scout (a class from TF2), when it is revealed, no matter what it is. Let us bless Scout's real name to be 'retard'.
- puerluna: a pony fag who tried to vandalise this page and falsely accused others of creating this article. Really puts the ass in assume.
Gallery
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The glory of Vade. -
Vade evolved into WHALELORD, Vade is not impressed! -
This is the face of our "god" everyone! -
"17. emo. bisexual. heavy metal. life is depression and misery. follow 4 follow."
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Not even wearing plaid can hide your humanness, dipshit. -
ANIMAL FUCKER ALERT! -
No one would fuck you with your weirdass fetishes. -
"the holy light shines upon me" The God complex levels are too damn high. -
Two high-as-shit whales grin like the police just knocked on their door.
Related Articles
External Links
- A much more in-depth look into the insanity that is Vade.
- More on Alyssa's hand in murder of her deceased boyfriend.
- Receipt Blog for Vade (Trigger Warning: May lose braincells from stupidity)
- Cwcki Forum Filled with Vade's bullshit
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