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Ismaaiyl Brinsley

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The man himself

Ismaaiyl Brinsley, aka dontrunup and  Bleau_Barracuda is an hero best known for his attack on two police officers after murdering his girlfriend in Baltimore.

   
 
I Always Wanted To Be Known For Doing Something Right....... But My Past Is Stalking Me And My Present Is Haunting Me.
 

 
 

—Bleau Barracuda, on Facebook

Claim to fame

Ismaaiyl Abdullah Brinsley was born in 1986 to a Muslim-American Family in Brooklyn. Since Islam is a religion of peace, Brinsley had a arrest record including weapons possession, robbery, 19 arrests in two states, and felony gun possession. Brinsley supposedly had ties to the Black Guerrilla Family, a prison gang supposedly planning revenge attacks on cops. One crisp December morning in 2014, Brinsley decided to an hero, but when his girlfriend Shaneka Nicole Thomson tried to talk him out of it, he thanked her by shooting her in the stomach in Baltimore, then pulled a Rosa Parks and got on a bus, headed to New York. On the bus Brinsley posted on Instagram his plans to kill cops as revenge for the deaths of Michael Brown and Eric "I Can't Breathe" Garner, saying "I'm putting Wings on Pigs Today ... They Take 1 of Ours ... Lets Take 2 of Theirs." Brinsley shot and killed two on-duty NYPD cops sitting in a patrol car, Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos, repeating the Black-on-Asian violence of Michael Brown and the Black-on-Hispanic violence of Trayvon Martin. He then an heroed in the Subway.

Response

   
 
Apparently, 2 cops were executed and everyone is butthurt.

You guys do realize people kill each other, right? The world is a cold, unforgiving place. Justice is a made-up fantasy notion. Nothing is fair. Deal with it. Stop getting your shit in a twist over business that isn't yours.
 


 
 

an EDiot, states the obvious with pointed accuracy

   
 
Cops should have known better than to be in a bad neighborhood. They really have only themselves to blame.
 

 
 

—"Beast of Bourbon", on Something Awful

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