Crips
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The Crips is a Los Angeles based organization for disabled inner city black person. This organization was founded by Tookie Williams, a well known crippled man who was executed by the state of California for writing childrens' books.
Initiation
- Are you retarded?
- Would you like to be crippled during a black person
- Does a future as a gibbering crackhead or prison bitch excite you?
If so, call the Crips today to begin an exciting new career path!
All cripples receive their gang initiation by mail.
This means that if you get hurt and become disabled, you automatically are in for life. You also may be entitled to a large cash settlement.
Until recently, Christopher Reeve was the CEO of the Crips. He has recently been supplanted after being bumped off by theoretical physicist and the original gangsta Stephen Hawking.
Identification
Crips love the color blue, because it's the color of most hospital clothes they have to wear most of the time. If a Crip doesn't wear blue, nobody will notice anymore, since both the Crips and the rival gang Bloods are the exact SAME group. Crips hate the color red because they clearly know red is SO not in this time of year.
Most Crips walk with a limp, due to them having being beaten by corrections officers for being fucking smartasses. Crips tend to wear British Knight shoes because the BK stands for Burger King, which is odd, since most real gangstas happen to show a love for chicken.
The Crips have recently began selling Crack to their little sisters and brothers because some asshole spent all the Social Security Disability money to pwn the Liberals.
Crip-walk
Tap-dancing is a fun pastime amongst Crip members. Also referred to as the "c-walk", the basic toe-heel-rotate-step technique was invented by a real thug, Michael Jackson. Crips perform the c-walk so that rival gangs will know who to shoot. Rival tap-dancers known as "The Bloods" do a two-step-toe-shuffle called the B-walk. Though it should be noted that a real Blood is too busy shooting Crips, to be doing any "thug" dance.
Crip Walk (its me doing the Crip walk, hope you like it)
Cam'Ron - Hey Ma - Briefly popular tripe featuring a one-legged spick B-Walking at 01:30.
Quotes
Astute Observation
Gee, thanks for your helpful and articulate observation, nigra.
Gallery
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A crip ridin' in her whip. -
The organisation's newest members all require submitted photos... -
...or at least drawings. -
FACT: Crips = Jews -
These are fake wannabe Crips -
WE RUN THIS BLOCK NIGGA! -
Typical Crip hobbies include embroidery and MS Paint -
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yes, there is a such thing as asian crips now
See Also
- Street soldier
- Cripple
- Gangsta
- Ghetto
- black person
External Links
- LA Crips: A Brief History
- Forum for C-Walkers. Where's the Internet Hate Machine when you need it?
- LOLLERS
- This makes 4chan look like a scholarly debate
- A real life Crip Myspace
- website for thugs to talk about gang life
