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London Bridge Attack 2017
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A sequel to Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre, coming just hot of the heels of the successful Ariana Grande Massacre as well as the not quite as successful Stockholm Truck Attack 2017. 3 sand niggers decided to take the Euro Truck Simulator DLC to England, by using a van to plough through a lot of Britbongs, as well as being so integrated they went all stabby-stabby as well, making this the first DLC with more than driving. They managed to injure a whopping 48, while only killing 7, including themselves.
Perpetrators
At least 3 sand niggers.

Attack
Unlike previous games, you can now leave your van to go out and stab innocent people to rake up that kill score.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 4/20 (and 48 injured) |
| Accuracy: | 3/20 |
| Style: | 5/20 Sequel with a small twist |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 London's Mayor is a Mudslime himself |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Van |
| Total score: 22/100 (D-) | |
See Also
- London
- Nice Truck Attack 2016
- Breitscheidplatz
- Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre
- Stockholm_Truck_Attack_2017
