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Hugo Jackson

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.

WARNING:

With Spics,
Do not mix!


   
 
I’ll go down in history, better than Hitler.
 

 
 

—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.

Hugo Jackson
Born May 12, 2006 (18 years old)
Nationality: Mixed Breed Swede      
Highscore Injured 1
Top 50? Not even a chance
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No lol


In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Ahlfors Jackson, a 18-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi spic who thought he was white and eligible as a Nazi after taking /pol/ memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to become an hero in the name of le white race, but failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got v& for not having a green card while he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.

He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton Tarrant but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another retard who also stabbed people at a school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizophrenic who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the the web who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.

Background

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

Plan

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.

Hugo the Artist

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more twisted this little fucker can be. Here's some of the "artwork" that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.


Stabbing

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Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would take action. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race . Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • Carried 4 but only used one.
    Does 10-15 damage.
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Took forever for police to arrive.
    Invisible to police helicopters.
  • Spell: Nazi
  • /pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him.
    Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off.
Style: 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.
Butthurt: 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL
Bonus: 0/20 Not even this can save him.
Total Score: 7/100 (F- -)
Fail Of The Year (FOTY)
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Karen


Gallery

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See Also

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Saint Brenton Tarrant
Disciples John EarnestPatrick CrusiusPhilip ManshausStephan BallietNathaniel VeltmanHugo JacksonLaaiti EkenstéenPayton GendronJuraj KrajčíkAnderson Lee AldrichRyan PalmeterJordan PattenArda KüçükyetimNatalie RupnowSolomon Henderson
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