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Ilya Ivanistov was a failure Neo-Nazi who decided that his school sucks and shoot and injured one person before committing suicide. 2 others losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, Leaving the pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming a inspirational rol model for the future generations of others failures and unsuccessful school shooters.
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| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | injured 3 (1 by a single shot) |
| Top 25? | NEVER. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Today is the day!
Our loser on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university (Barabinsk College) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our education, we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it has no encyclopedic value. Anyways... you're a fag.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Russian Asa Coon |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 NOBODY DIED |
| Style: | 2/20 Cockumbine Copycat with neonazi mix |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who cares? |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For an hero |
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Охранник детского сада
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Faggot -
The blood of his first and last direct victim -
His victim -
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Ilya looking as his american comrade
Ilya Ivanistov is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
| Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |