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Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. | Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. | ||
Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife. | Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife. | ||
== Graded Score == | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count: | |||
|'''5'''/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|10/20<br /> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|17/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|14/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|20/20<br />''Hard Mode: Melee Only!'' | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 66/100 ('''D+''')</big> | |||
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<center>'''Best modern attempt on Hard Mode to date! Still Sucked!'''</center> | |||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
Revision as of 04:44, 27 July 2015
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| Born | c. 1992 (22 years old) |
| Nationality | Soviet Canuckistan 
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| Score | Killed 5, wounded 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player (knives only) |
| An Hero | No (caught by dogs) |
Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points. Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 5/20 |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 |
| Style: | 17/20 |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Hard Mode: Melee Only! |
| Total score: 66/100 (D+) | |
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