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Alison made racist comments.
 

 
 

—Bryce Williams, proving that #BlackLivesMatter



Our Hero, our prayers go out to him and his family.

Vester Lee Flanagan II, aka Bryce Williams, born October 8, 1973, was a proud gay black man from Virginia, cat lover and staunch GamerGate supporter. Flanagan was forced to shoot his way out of a situation where he was attacked by a journalist and her cameraman due to his selfless and courageous demands for ethics in journalism. "My bullets have the Charleston victims' initials on them" was his battle cry has he heroically shot down his former news colleague during a live broadcast during the morning of Wednesday, August 26th, 2015.

Proving that he, as a proud gay black man, is competent enough to use social media, Bryce Williams amazed the world by filming the shooting from a first person perspective (Although he still fucked that up by filming it in portrait mode), uploading it to Facebook, and left behind a Twitter account with all his life photos made exclusively for journalists. Two hours after the shooting he had enough time to find a fax machine and send his 23 page manifesto to ABC News. Once police finally closed in on him, he did the honorable thing and ended his residency upon this mortal coil with a bullet to the head.

Early Life

Vester Lee Flanagan was raised as a devout Jehovah's Witness and was very popular throughout school, managing to become class president, prom king, and editor-in-chief of the school newspaper all in his senior year. He discovered his calling in life after he watched Gayniggers from Outer Space and paved the way for all gay niggers in journalism. Because he was a black homosexual, he suffered from discrimination at the hands of all his employers and was paid well below minimum wage, an injustice he would later resolve by winning numerous out of court settlements against the jew owned media. During this time Vester paid his bills by moonlighting as a gifted gay prostitute, where he gained numerous powerful connections in both State and National Congress as well as the local police departments.

Postal

Bryce Williams with the breaking news stories at WDJB.

Bryce Williams was a former reporter for WDBJ and was the victim of racial discrimination during his Emmy award winning coverage of the Charleston shootings, subsequently fired on the grounds that he's a gay nigger and replaced with a blonde cave bitch with a neo-Nazi background. Thankfully, Bryce was moonlighting as a gay hooker at the time so he was still able to feed his cats. Inspired by the #BlackLivesMatter movement, Bryce loaded the clip of his 9mm Glock 19 and approached 24 year old Alison Parker as well as her cameraman, Adam West, while they were interviewing some old hag at 6am about fuck knows what and proceeded to unload his weapon at point blank, sending everyone but the old lady to the next plane. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his camera steady enough to record the actual kill-shots. Bryce revealed in his 23 page manifesto that he was inspired by the Columbine and Virginia Tech shootings, and was very upset about the shoddy ethics in video game journalism.

Twitter

During his rampage Bryce was kind enough to alert the entire Internet to America's Funniest Home videos showing himself executing the news crew himself. Unfortunately Twitter and Facebook have no interest in BREAKING NEWS so they immediately banned him. Luckily for us Bryce sent a number of faxes to various media outlets to tip them off about the incident before anyone had a chance to white wash it. Despite the news anchors trying desperately to cope with their cronies getting a cap in their ass they were forced to continue their broadcast for the lols. Now here's Jim with the Weather!

Gamergate

Shortly after the incident, a brave soul came forth to speak with the media about Vester's deep rooted connections to Gamergate. Gamergaters scurried to remove any evidence of his involvement, but the rabbit hole was too deep and eventually journalists picked on the trail. Vester was known for his long, infuriated rants against ethics in gaming journalism and that feminists were trying to take over the entire industry. It's also noted that Alison Parker was a female gamer, and anonymous posters came forth to detail how Gamergate supporters were encouraging Vester to not only kill her but to film it as well.


Media on Vester's involvement with Gamergate



Pseudonyms

   
 
Bryce "Sambo Gone Rambo" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "On the News, You Lose" William
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Killin Dylann" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Not so Nice" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Nigger Grave Digger" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Blonde Begone" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "The Race War Whore" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Broadcasting Live But Shooting Dead" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Breaking News, I Got a Short Fuse" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "On the Scene With a .414" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Shoot First, Interview Later" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Coming To You Live With a Colt 45" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "On the News Tonight, I Kill Crackas Out of Spite" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Too Much Ammo to Switch the Channel" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Nigger Reporter" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Feel the Pain, Lois Lane" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Whites in my Sights" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Caucasian Invasion" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Makin' Veal of April O'Neill" Williams
 

 
 

   
 
Bryce "Polar Bear Season" Williams
 

 
 


Quotes

   
 
As for Dylann Roof? You motherfucker! You want a race war bitch? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE piece of shit!!!
 

 
 

—Response to being fired.

   
 
Why did I do it? I put down a deposit for a gun on 6/19/15. The Church shooting in Charleston happened on 6/17/15…
 

 
 

—Clearing the air.

   
 
Also, I was influenced by Seung–Hui Cho. That’s my boy right there. He got NEARLY double the amount that Eric Harris and Dylann Klebold got…just sayin.
 

 
 

—Bryce knows the score

   
 
They hired her after that???
 

 
 

—Referring to the hiring of known racist Alison Parker

   
 
Yes, it will sound like I am angry...I am. And I have every right to be. But when I leave this Earth, the only emotion I want to feel is peace....
 

 
 

—No tears, only dreams now.


Videos

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Gallery

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 2/20
Accuracy: 12/20 Nigger, so shit-tier Acc.
Style: 19/20
Butthurt: 12/20
Bonus: 17/20 Point blank pwnage & Infiltration bonus
Total score: 62/100 (D)
Invest more skillpoints in Small Arms next time.


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External Links

  • Archive of Bryce William's Twitter feed while he live-tweeted the shooting
  • Lawsuit against Florida TV station in 2000



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