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Revision as of 21:54, 25 March 2024
—Bryce Williams, proving that #BlackLivesMatter |
Vester Lee Flanagan II, aka Bryce Williams, born October 8, 1973, was a proud gay black man from Virginia, cat lover and staunch GamerGate supporter. Flanagan was forced to shoot his way out of a situation where he was attacked by a journalist and her cameraman due to his selfless and courageous demands for ethics in journalism. "My bullets have the Charleston victims' initials on them" was his battle cry has he heroically shot down his former news colleague during a live broadcast during the morning of Wednesday, August 26th, 2015.
Proving that he, as a proud gay black man, is competent enough to use social media, Bryce Williams amazed the world by filming the shooting from a first person perspective (Although he still fucked that up by filming it in portrait mode), uploading it to Facebook, and left behind a Twitter account with all his life photos made exclusively for journalists. Two hours after the shooting he had enough time to find a fax machine and send his 23 page manifesto to ABC News. Once police finally closed in on him, he did the honorable thing and ended his residency upon this mortal coil with a bullet to the head.
Early Life
Vester Lee Flanagan was raised as a devout Jehovah's Witness and was very popular throughout school, managing to become class president, prom king, and editor-in-chief of the school newspaper all in his senior year. He discovered his calling in life after he watched Gayniggers from Outer Space and paved the way for all gay niggers in journalism. Because he was a black homosexual, he suffered from discrimination at the hands of all his employers and was paid well below minimum wage, an injustice he would later resolve by winning numerous out of court settlements against the jew owned media. During this time Vester paid his bills by moonlighting as a gifted gay prostitute, where he gained numerous powerful connections in both State and National Congress as well as the local police departments.
Postal
Bryce Williams was a former reporter for WDBJ and was the victim of racial discrimination during his Emmy award winning coverage of the Charleston shootings, subsequently fired on the grounds that he's a gay nigger and replaced with a blonde cave bitch with a neo-Nazi background. Thankfully, Bryce was moonlighting as a gay hooker at the time so he was still able to feed his cats. Inspired by the #BlackLivesMatter movement, Bryce loaded the clip of his 9mm Glock 19 and approached 24 year old Alison Parker as well as her cameraman, Adam West, while they were interviewing some old hag at 6am about fuck knows what and proceeded to unload his weapon at point blank, sending everyone but the old lady to the next plane. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his camera steady enough to record the actual kill-shots. Bryce revealed in his 23 page manifesto that he was inspired by the Columbine and Virginia Tech shootings, and was very upset about the shoddy ethics in video game journalism.
During his rampage Bryce was kind enough to alert the entire Internet to America's Funniest Home videos showing himself executing the news crew himself. Unfortunately Twitter and Facebook have no interest in BREAKING NEWS so they immediately banned him. Luckily for us Bryce sent a number of faxes to various media outlets to tip them off about the incident before anyone had a chance to white wash it. Despite the news anchors trying desperately to cope with their cronies getting a cap in their ass they were forced to continue their broadcast for the lols. Now here's Jim with the Weather!
Gamergate
Shortly after the incident, a brave soul came forth to speak with the media about Vester's deep rooted connections to Gamergate. Gamergaters scurried to remove any evidence of his involvement, but the rabbit hole was too deep and eventually journalists picked on the trail. Vester was known for his long, infuriated rants against ethics in gaming journalism and that feminists were trying to take over the entire industry. It's also noted that Alison Parker was a female gamer, and anonymous posters came forth to detail how Gamergate supporters were encouraging Vester to not only kill her but to film it as well.
Media on Vester's involvement with Gamergate |
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Gallery
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Bryce loved his cats.
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What a dashing young man.
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Bryce as a reporter, being subjected to extreme racial discrimination.
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Bryce was a God fearing Jehova's Witness.
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At a 1988 fashion show.
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Bryce, helping those in need.
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News clipping of his lawsuit against old media.
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One of the best reporters they had.
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Such an adorable child.
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He dindu nuffin.
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Final tweets before logging out of life.
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Full image archive of deleted tweets..
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Doom 4 new gameplay footage released.
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mfw you shoot my coworker on live television.
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Bryce tells the weather.
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mfw trying anal
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Fallout 3 style
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The Chocolate Rambo
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Shake it, baby
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GoPro ads are getting more intense
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New Goldeneye footage released
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Exclusive Fallout 5 footage
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Bernie feels your pain.
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Selfie taken by ex-cameraman
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HE DINDU NUFFIN
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Nice try, GubbyGrapes, but we found the same IRREDEEMABLE PROOF described in the news that UNQUESTIONABLY PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT that Bryce was, in fact, a GamerGator.
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Standard Operating Procedure for a dindu
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Alex Jones fapped to this false flag
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YEARS OF CUSTOMER SERVICE EXPERIENCE
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Close your eyes...permanently
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On visiting Ft. Knox
Graded Score
Graded score | |
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Kill count: | 2/20 |
Accuracy: | 12/20 Nigger, so shit-tier Acc. |
Style: | 19/20 |
Butthurt: | 12/20 |
Bonus: | 17/20 Point blank pwnage & Infiltration bonus |
Total score: 62/100 (D) |
Related Articles
- Gay Nigger Association of America - Vester was a GNAA initiate
- Virginia Tech massacre
- Columbine
- Chris Dorner
- Umpqua Community College Shooting
- Nigger
- Dylann Storm Roof
- George Zimmerman
- Kimveer Gill
External Links
- Archive of Bryce William's Twitter feed while he live-tweeted the shooting
- Lawsuit against Florida TV station in 2000
Places |
Africa ♠ Antigua and Barbuda ♠ Atlanta ♠ Dead Nigger Storage ♠ Detroit ♠ E.S. Nigger Brown Stand ♠ Egypt ♠ Gambia ♠ The Ghetto ♠ Habbo Hotel ♠ Houston ♠ Kenya ♠ Liberia ♠ Mediatakeout ♠ Montenegro ♠ Mozambique ♠ Nawlins ♠ Prison ♠ Sierra Leone ♠ Somalia ♠ South Africa ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Sudan ♠ Tanzania ♠ Washington, DC ♠ Zimbabwe | |
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Personas |
Aboriginal ♠ Blackinese ♠ Boko Haram ♠ Chav ♠ Crips ♠ Goth ♠ Native ♠ Nigger ♠ Negress ♠ Nigra ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ Transnigger ♠ Wigger ♠ Younger Woolwich Boyz | |
People |
2Pac ♠ 345rv5 ♠ Aaron Alexis ♠ Abner Louima ♠ Adria Richards ♠ Afro-chan ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Afroduck ♠ Ainsley Harriott ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ Alison Floyd ♠ Alvin Greene ♠ Amanda Kijera ♠ AmericanDad86 ♠ AnimatedJames ♠ Antoine Dodson ♠ Axel Muganwa Rudakubana ♠ Bags of Money ♠ BANGS ♠ Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ Bernie Mac ♠ Beyoncé Knowles ♠ Bill Clinton ♠ Bill Cosby ♠ Black Diligent ♠ BLACK_MAN ♠ Black Panther ♠ BLACKB0ND ♠ BLACKbusterCritic ♠ Blackwashing ♠ Blue-Six ♠ Bomani Armah ♠ Brandon Phillips ♠ Brenda Williams ♠ Breonna Taylor ♠ Bryce Williams ♠ Bubba ♠ C-NOTE ♠ Canibus ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Cardi B ♠ Carlton ♠ Casey Brezik ♠ Caster Semenya ♠ Charles Ramsey ♠ Charlie Check'm ♠ Cheyenne Cherry ♠ China Guy ♠ Chris Brown ♠ Chris Dorner ♠ Clay Claymore ♠ Cobanermani456 ♠ ComedyShortsGamer ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ Cosmo Setepenra ♠ CRoadwarrior ♠ Culexor ♠ Cynthia McKinney ♠ Cyntoia Brown ♠ DaBaby ♠ Dangerman ♠ Darrell Brooks ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ David Wu-Kapauw ♠ Dcigs ♠ Dead nigger baby ♠ Deborrah Cooper ♠ Demcad ♠ DeWayne Craddock ♠ DJBPlaythroughs ♠ Dr. Laura Schlessnigger ♠ Dramasetter ♠ EDP445 ♠ Etika ♠ Fat Larry's Band ♠ FCU777 ♠ Frank James ♠ Fresh Prince ♠ Freddie Gray ♠ Future the rapper ♠ G-Zay ♠ Gary Coleman ♠ Gazi Kodzo ♠ General Butt Naked ♠ George Floyd ♠ H2O ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Herman Cain ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ IShowSpeed ♠ Ismaaiyl Brinsley ♠ Jada ♠ Jaden Smith ♠ James Watson ♠ Jay Bundy ♠ Jena Six ♠ Jeremiah True ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ JinuSenpai ♠ Jkid ♠ Jordan Neely ♠ Joseph Kony ♠ Jussie Smollett ♠ Kamala Harris ♠ Kamala Harris (prostitute) ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ KingMasterReview ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Korryn Gaines ♠ KSI ♠ Latarian Milton ♠ Lee Rigby ♠ Liam Mango ♠ Lil B ♠ Linda Carty ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Lowti3rgod ♠ M0M0ko ♠ MadThad0890 ♠ MajelaZeZeDiamond ♠ Malcolm X ♠ Marcellus Williams ♠ Mark Essex ♠ Martin Luther King, Jr. ♠ Martin Ssempa ♠ Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola ♠ Mary Alice Altorfer ♠ Maurice Clemmons ♠ Maxine Waters ♠ MC Ride ♠ Meek Mill ♠ Micah Dawson ♠ Micah Johnson ♠ Michael Arega ♠ Michael Jackson ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Mikese Morse ♠ Mintah ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Monica Foster ♠ Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas ♠ Mr Pregnant ♠ Mr. T ♠ Muteba Kidiaba ♠ Mychal Bell ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nelson Mandela ♠ Nicki Minaj ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Nocturnus Libertus ♠ Ntokozo Qwabe ♠ Rick Ross ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ OG Loc ♠ OJ Simpson ♠ Old Spice Guy ♠ Oliver Hart ♠ Omarosa ♠ Oprah Winfrey ♠ Orlando Harris ♠ P Diddy ♠ Professor Kuhtoons ♠ Purple Aki ♠ Queen Kong ♠ R. Kelly ♠ Rachel Dolezal ♠ Raven Williams ♠ Reverend X ♠ Rick James ♠ Robert Butler Jr. ♠ Rocky Lockridge ♠ Ron Mexico ♠ Rosa Parks ♠ Royce da 5'9" ♠ Rucas ♠ Rudy Eugene ♠ Sandro L Jean ♠ SapphyDracases ♠ Senator Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Shaun King ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Sonicfox ♠ SonicStrife ♠ Soulja Boy ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Steve Stephens ♠ SubToDavidland ♠ Sweet Brown ♠ T-Pain ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tarisai Vushe ♠ Tariq Nasheed ♠ Tawana Brawley ♠ Tay Zonday ♠ Tedius Zanarukando ♠ ThatKidDouglas ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Booty Warrior ♠ The Central Park Five ♠ The Crackhead ♠ The Online Gamer ♠ The Trashman ♠ TheAdviseShow ♠ Therese Patricia Okoumou ♠ TheSuperRobotSoujaOG ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ Tommy Sotomayor ♠ Tony Eveready ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tookie Williams ♠ Trayvon Martin ♠ Trevor Noah ♠ Twomad ♠ Tyler Lumar ♠ Tyra Banks ♠ Tyra Patterson ♠ UnMaskingTheTruth ♠ ValisHD ♠ Verbal Ase ♠ Viper ♠ Waluigis-girl ♠ Will Smith ♠ William Unek ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠ Xiao-Feng-Fury ♠ XXXTentacion ♠ Yasuke ♠ Zwarte Piet | |
Parlance |
Are You Serious? ♠ BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD ♠ Bix Nood ♠ Brraa pap pap pap ♠ BOOYA! ♠ Dat Ass ♠ DINDUNUFFIN ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ First World Problems ♠ Flea Market Montgomery ♠ Fuck The Police ♠ George Bush doesn't care about black people ♠ Hack is Wack! ♠ Happy Negro ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Niggers tongue my anus ♠ Not racist ♠ Read a Book ♠ Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat ♠ Sittin On Tha Toilet ♠ Smell yo dick ♠ Thanks Obama ♠ The Boondocks ♠ These Cuffs ♠ WHOO ♠ You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack | |
Pastimes |
365Black.com ♠ 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Basketball ♠ Blackbird ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ Chikins ♠ Chimpout ♠ Conspiracy theories ♠ Dogo Nahawa Massacre ♠ Dolemite ♠ FUBU ♠ Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ♠ Hypebeast ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Kool-Aid ♠ Linux for Niggers ♠ Nigga Know Technology ♠ Police Abolition ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Racism ♠ Rap ♠ Rape ♠ Riots ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Street takeover ♠ Swag ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock) ♠ Twitter ♠ Ubuntu ♠ Voodoo ♠ Vuvuzela ♠ Watermelonz ♠ Will Smith slaps Chris Rock ♠ Worldstar Hiphop | |
Past |
BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Lynching ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Vintage Black Americana | |
Present |
ADOS ♠ AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ ISWAP ♠ Kwanzaa ♠ NAACP ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare | |
Enemies |
A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ Buck Breakers ♠ Cops ♠ Chimpmania ♠ Don Imus ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Graykat ♠ Illuminati ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ Kramer ♠ Moonman ♠ Payton Gendron ♠ Popobawa ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Racism ♠ Ray Tensing ♠ Ryan Palmeter ♠ Shitskin Plantation ♠ Spics ♠ Stormfront ♠ The BLM Killer ♠ Total Nigger Death ♠ W ♠ White people |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
Featured article August 27 & 28, 2015 | ||
Preceded by Leonard F. Shaner Jr. |
Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II | Succeeded by Metafilter |