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Marathon runner, honour student, and all around cool guy Matthew Douglas de Grood is best known for achieving the [http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/matthew-de-grood-charged-in-calgary-s-worst-mass-murder-1.2610465 fairly low high score for mass murder in Calgary] of 5 people, wounding one other when in the early morning of April  he went on a knife spree at a party celebrating the end of the school year. This only happened like yesterday, and no one really knows what the fuck happened but the attack seemed totally unprovoked, but experts speculate he had decided to switch from produce to meats and wanted to explore his new found love of butchery.  
Marathon runner, honour student, and all around cool guy Matthew Douglas de Grood is best known for achieving the fairly low high score for mass murder in Calgary of 5 people, wounding one other when in the early morning of April  he went on a knife spree at a party celebrating the end of the school year. This only happened like yesterday, and no one really knows what the fuck happened but the attack seemed totally unprovoked, but experts speculate he had decided to switch from produce to meats and wanted to explore his new found love of butchery.  


==A Hero Awakens==
== Quotes ==
'Twas a quiet April night, and in the Calgary suburb of Brentwood about 20 students in their 20's were gathering for a house party to celebrate the end of the year. On his way to the house party was young Matt de Grood, who had just gotten off his job as a produce stocker at the local Safeway grocery store. Earlier that day, he'd posted a Facebook post which only said "Dread and the fugitive mind - the worlds needs a hero"; a song which he pondered as he performed his duties.


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==Inspiration==
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''Let me introduce myself I'm a social disease
== YouTube ==


I've come for your wealth leave you on your knees
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No time for feeling sorry, I got here on my own
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;Who is Matthew de Grood


I won't ask for mercy, I choose to walk alone
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;We struggle to understand what happened


What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too
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;SHOCKING Mass Stabbing in Canada<nowiki>:</nowiki> Cop's Son Hacks 5 People to Death


If you shake my hand better count your fingers
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What if I do get caught? What if there is no judgment?
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If I'm right I lose nothing, if you're right I lose it all
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I ought to get caught because I'm doing something wicked
== External links ==


I'm guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences
* http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/matthew-de-grood-charged-in-calgary-s-worst-mass-murder-1.2610465
 
Are Dread and the Fugitive Mind
 
You built walls to protect you so no one will infect you
 
Pursued by those out there that vanish in thin air
 
Come a long way to find what you really left behind
 
You don't know when the end is but it's coming fast
 
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too
 
If you shake my hand better count your fingers
 
What if I do get caught? What if there is no judgment?
 
If I'm right I lose nothing, if you're right I lose it all
 
I ought to get caught because I'm doing something wicked
 
I'm guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences
 
Are Dread and the Fugitive Mind''


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Revision as of 02:49, 5 May 2014

Matthew de Grood File:Matthew de Grood.jpg
Born c. 1992 (22 years old)
Nationality Soviet Canuckistan Canada
Score Killed 5, wounded 1
Style FPS, Single Player (knives only)
An Hero No (caught by dogs)

Marathon runner, honour student, and all around cool guy Matthew Douglas de Grood is best known for achieving the fairly low high score for mass murder in Calgary of 5 people, wounding one other when in the early morning of April he went on a knife spree at a party celebrating the end of the school year. This only happened like yesterday, and no one really knows what the fuck happened but the attack seemed totally unprovoked, but experts speculate he had decided to switch from produce to meats and wanted to explore his new found love of butchery.

Quotes

   
“ 		 
great kid full of love, kindness and respect for others
  		„
  		 

—Matthew de Grood's parents

   
“ 		 
He seemed to be normal by all accounts, socially well-adjusted, and well-liked
  		„
  		 

—Ted Slone

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Who is Matthew de Grood
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SHOCKING Mass Stabbing in Canada: Cop's Son Hacks 5 People to Death

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