Kamala Harris (prostitute)

This could be your next President.

Kamala Devi Harris, not to be confused with the late professional wrestler James "Kamala" Harris, is a totally mid prostitute turned Democrat politician who is currently Vice President of the United States and running for President in the 2024 election in an attempt to defeat Donald Trump. A former prosecutor, Kamala is a massive hypocrite who says that people shouldn't be in prison for possessing weed despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly black Californians for marijuana possession. She is also known for laughing like a hyena and having a massive pseudo-penis like Michelle Obama and a hyena.

Harris has served as Vice President for almost 4 years under Joe Biden, a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a rapist. But hey, anything for power, amirite? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the married 60-year-old Mayor of San Franshitsco. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's brown willy to get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities. She later dated talk show host Montel Williams. In 2014, Kamala finally decided to stop thotting around with geriatric black guys and married Lawyer and professional white guy, Doug Emhoff.

Kamala Harris is regarded as a role model for little girls and serves as proof that sucking the dick of a powerful man will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an obnoxious, mentally retarded hypocrite and third-rate pussy. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with ADHD, Harris actually has a chance of becoming President and getting her hands on the nuclear launch codes – which should fucking terrify you.

Luckily, as Hillary Clinton proved and we all now know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's beating women.

... in elections we mean... and perhaps also in the face if need be.

Whoring Your Way To The Top

Harris and Willie Brown on one of their "dates".

	“	Whether you agree or disagree with the system, I did the work.	„
	—Harris, justifying whoring herself out to Willie Brown

2020 Democrat Primaries

Kamala ended up getting bodied so hard by Tulsi Gabbard during the 2020 Democratic Primaries that she ended up immediately dropping out.

Cumdumpster in Chief

Biden and Harris on their way to stop COVID.

Game Joever

On July 21, 2024, U.S. "President" Joe Biden abruptly ended his reelection bid after weeks of his fellow Democrats telling him to drop the fuck out. This was a result of both Biden's horrendous performance at the first presidential debate on June 27th, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump on July 13th and all of the polls for the past month making it abundantly clear that Joe about to be assraped by Donald Trump in November should he be the Democrats' nominee.

See Also

• Kamala Harris - The real Kamala.
• Hillary Clinton - The white version of her.
• Dianne Feinstein - Another skank who rose to power after her boss, a San Francisco homo groomer politician, was capped.
• Joe Biden - Her boss that she's called a racist and a rapist. Apparently neither of those things matter to her though.
• Montel Williams - Her ex.
• Butterface

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