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Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, [[California]], by a 16-year-old loser [[Doing it wrong|who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named '''Nathaniel [[Azn|Tennosuke]] Berhow''' decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a [[perfect|.45 caliber pocket gun]]. First having his gat jam up [[Fail|after firing one round]], clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo Article]]. | Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, [[California]], by a 16-year-old loser [[Doing it wrong|who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday]]. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named '''Nathaniel [[Azn|Tennosuke]] Berhow''' decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a [[perfect|.45 caliber pocket gun]]. First having his gat jam up [[Fail|after firing one round]], clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo Article]]. | ||
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Revision as of 03:51, 26 January 2024
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Saugus High School shooting is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Nathaniel Tennosuke Berhow | |
| Born | November 14, 2003 |
| Died | November 15, 2019 (aged 16) |
| Nationality: | 56% 
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| Highscore | 2 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Hell no |
| Style | FPS, singleplayer |
| An Hero? | Yea |
Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, California, by a 16-year-old loser who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Tennosuke Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a .45 caliber pocket gun. First having his gat jam up after firing one round, clearing it, killing 2, and injuring 3, then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a Loserinfo Article.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 2 frags |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Could you aim better |
| Style: | 4/20 Used pretty cool pocket pistol |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Easily forgotten |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Killed two ugly people |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Saugus High School shooting is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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