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Another day, another Mass shooting; this time in [[California|Santa Clarita, California]]. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates. First having his gat jam up, clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting- easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo]].
Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, [[California]], by a 16-year-old loser [[Doing it wrong|who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday]]. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named '''Nathaniel [[Azn|Tennosuke]] Berhow''' decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a [[perfect|.45 caliber pocket gun]]. First having his gat jam up [[Fail|after firing one round]], clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo Article]].
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Berhow was unfortunately too lazy to leave us with an edgy manifesto or suicide note, deciding to do it simply [[IDIFTL|For teh lulz]]. His daddy got [[pwnt]] by <s>A heart attack</s> Aids in 2017, leaving Nathan with unregistered guns and [[Epic win|unrestricted access to them]]. Unlike [[William Atchison|most]] [[Adam Lanza|shooters]], Berhow didn't leave [[over 9000]] warning signs and was overall regarded as a [[pretty cool guy]]. Despite Saugus high school allegedly having [[At least 100|about a dozen]] security cameras, they [[Retard|didn't have any metal detectors, allowing Nate to easily smuggle in Daddy`s gun]].
[[File:Berhow running.jpg|thumb|none|You better run, better run, outrun my bullet...]] [[File:Saugus victims.jpg|thumb|none|[[Ugly|The two victims]]]]
==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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{{GradedScore|2|2 frags|8|Could you aim better|4|Used pretty cool pocket pistol|2|Easily forgotten|3|Killed two ugly people|19|F---|LOSER<youtube>_8_7Orhey-g</youtube>}}
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[[File:M7snh6ksesz41.png|thumb|center|The real perpetrator of this tragedy.]]
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|2/20 ''2 frags''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|2/20
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|4/20 ''Used pretty cool Pocket pistol''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|2/20 ''Easily forgotten''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|3/20 ''Killed two ugly people''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 13/100 ('''F-''')</big>
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<center>'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_7Orhey-g&ab LOSER]'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
[[File:M7snh6ksesz41.png|thumb|The real perpetrator of this tragedy ]]
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Nathaniel Tennosuke Berhow
Born November 14, 2003
Died November 15, 2019 (aged 16)
Nationality: 56%  
Highscore 2 killed, 3 injured
Top 50? Hell no
Style FPS, singleplayer
An Hero? Yea

Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, California, by a 16-year-old loser who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Tennosuke Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a .45 caliber pocket gun. First having his gat jam up after firing one round, clearing it, killing 2, and injuring 3, then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a Loserinfo Article.

Berhow was unfortunately too lazy to leave us with an edgy manifesto or suicide note, deciding to do it simply For teh lulz. His daddy got pwnt by A heart attack Aids in 2017, leaving Nathan with unregistered guns and unrestricted access to them. Unlike most shooters, Berhow didn't leave over 9000 warning signs and was overall regarded as a pretty cool guy. Despite Saugus high school allegedly having about a dozen security cameras, they didn't have any metal detectors, allowing Nate to easily smuggle in Daddy`s gun.

You better run, better run, outrun my bullet...
The two victims

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 2 frags
Accuracy: 8/20 Could you aim better
Style: 4/20 Used pretty cool pocket pistol
Butthurt: 2/20 Easily forgotten
Bonus: 3/20 Killed two ugly people
Total Score: 19/100 (F---)
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