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{{spoiler|49 Fags killed! Prepare for the next wave of gun control debates and censorship!!1}} | |||
{{FED}} | |||
{{an police hero|[[File:Dead Mateen 3.png|200px|link=]]}} | |||
{{breakingnews|Omar got BTFO by '''[[Stephen Paddock]]'''! His High Score only lasted 15 months!}} | |||
{{ib|[[File:OmarMateen2.jpg|250px]]}} | {{ib|[[File:OmarMateen2.jpg|250px]]}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Omar Mateen'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Omar Mateen'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Afghanistan|Afghan-Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 16, 1986}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 49, injured | {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|June 12, 2016 (aged 29)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Afghanistan|Afghan]]-[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Security guard, professional party crasher}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 49, injured 58}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Police Brutality|Killed In Action]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No; [[Police Brutality|Killed In Action]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| Gay Guilt}} | {{Ibrow|'''Motive(s)'''|[[Homophobia|Skittle Removalism]], [[Homosexuality#Fear of Homosexuals|Gay Guilt]], [[Islam|Pisslam]]}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
{{ | After a [[Boring|stale]] [[2016|year]] lacking any notable [[an heroes]] or rampage killers, 29-year-old [[Americunt]] badass '''Omar Mir Seddique Mateen'''{{muslim}} rose to the occasion and went for the [[High Score]]. He did this by hastily buying himself two guns and teaching those filthy fucking faggots a lesson by turning the '''Pulse [[Gay]] Nightclub''' in Orlando, [[Florida]] into a bloodbath where the fags catch bullets instead of [[AIDS]]. He trained for his upcoming massacre by playing [[Kill The Faggot]] for hours on end, because video games can help [[Jack Thompson|train you to kill]]. He proved once and for all to the fudge packers that safe spaces are a total facade. 49 dead poo-stabbing degenerate sinners later, and he has shot his way into the history books with the '''deadliest mass shooting in American history''' until the [[2017 Las Vegas Shooting]], and caused a Category 5 [[Shitstorm]] for the [[I did it for the lulz|glory of Allah]] and [[for great justice]]. After a while, numerous investigations revealed that Omar had an extensive [[Not gay|history]] of practicing [[homosexuality]] throughout his life. | ||
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==Assault== | |||
[[File:pulsefaggot.png|thumb|left|Typical night at the Pulse club, pre-massacre.]] | |||
[[File:Pulse nightclub shooting omar mateen orlando bodies.jpg|thumb|right|Omar's free shots at the bar.]] | |||
[[File:Rwanda-genocide-bodies.jpg|thumb|right|Crime scene reenactment.]] | |||
[[File:Icanhastrollface.jpg|thumb|right|You have made [[Breivik]] proud!]] | |||
{{quote|ALLAHU AKBAR|{{twitter|toddstarnes/status/742048932834861056|Omar Mateen}}|to the police}} | |||
After entering his gay bar of choice (filled with 320 flaming fags) to take a relaxing break from his stressful life, the shooter was greeted to the sight of the guy in the picture to the left. Filled with disgust and anger over his lover [[Autofellatio|no longer requiring his services]], our hero was boiling with wrath sent straight from the merciful and most peaceful lord Allah! Armed with an [[assault rifle]] and pistol, he quickly fired off dozens of shots, going on to injure or kill [[at least 100]] people over the course of three hours. He barricaded himself in the gay bar and took some other people hostage. Over a hundred cops were called to the scene, and eventually, a [[SWAT]] team swarmed the premises and quickly neutralized the perpetrator. During the bloodbath cleansing, Omar was constantly heard taunting the victims and laughing hysterically, especially against the fags trying to escape. Omar was reported to have been wearing "some type of device", likely a <s>suicide belt</s> [[Ahmed Mohamed|homemade clock]].<br /> | |||
During the attack this guy actually called 911 (The Police) and swore {{archive|PLvJC|allegiance to ISIS.}} One of the people escaping the club barricaded the door to keep the killer from escaping, while simultaneously preventing other club-goers from escaping! Sadly, he couldn't survive his '''* * * * *''' star wanted level and quickly lost a gunfight against 11 cops/pigs, but he did score a headshot against one; sadly, said pig was wearing a kevlar helmet and survived the gunshot. 30 fags who were held hostage were freed. It is said the sounds of the cell phones of the dead ringing, their family's calling to check on them, was almost deafening. The only thing more disturbing was all of the dried jizz-capped turds lying next to the deceased after evacuating their bowels. | |||
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*Laws yes, E-X-I-T, that spells '''BOMB!''' This buff paralyzes responders for three hours. All Red status wounded added to KIA list. | *Laws yes, E-X-I-T, that spells '''BOMB!''' This buff paralyzes responders for three hours. All Red status wounded added to KIA list. | ||
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{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
[[File:MateenLicense.jpg| | [[File:MateenLicense.jpg|thumb|left|Armed security guard license from Florida.]] | ||
[[File:OmarMateen.jpg|thumb| | [[File:OmarMateen.jpg|thumb|right|Registered [[Democrat]]]] | ||
The massacre was called an "act of domestic terrorism" by the county sheriff. Over fifty people were shipped off to the local hospital — each surrounded by half a dozen crying friends looking sexy as fuck and in need of a consolatory <strike>hug</strike> <strike>kiss</strike> blowjob — providing a nightmare for the already over-worked employees there. Thanks a lot, jerk! A [[furfag]] lied and [http://dogpatch.press/2016/06/14/fur-died-at-pulse-hoax/ pretended] one of their friends was killed during the shooting, which caused a moderate amount of drama in the furry scene; go raid and troll his [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kodakoda Fur Affinity] account and stir up some drama for the lulz! | The massacre was called an "act of domestic terrorism" by the county sheriff. Over fifty people were shipped off to the local hospital — each surrounded by half a dozen crying friends looking sexy as fuck and in need of a consolatory <strike>hug</strike> <strike>kiss</strike> blowjob — providing a nightmare for the already over-worked employees there. Thanks a lot, jerk! A [[furfag]] lied and [http://dogpatch.press/2016/06/14/fur-died-at-pulse-hoax/ pretended] one of their friends was killed during the shooting, which caused a moderate amount of drama in the furry scene; go raid and troll his [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kodakoda Fur Affinity] account and stir up some drama for the lulz! | ||
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The Eiffel Tower in [[France]] lit up with the rainbow colors of the pride flag. Everyone in the world either cried like little bitches (First world) or laughed their ass off at the shooting and praised the shooter (Third World) and laughed or sighed at yet '''ANOTHER''' [[Mass Shooting|mass shooting]] in [[Dumbfuckistan]]. A fag pride group called Equality Florida, raised over 3.5 million dollars within days of the massacre. A scammer group called @PulseOrlandoUSA raised 30 dollars in Bitcoin supposedly to give cookies and bottled water to the weepy survivors before the Twitter Police shut them down. Both charities feel very proud of themselves for their efforts. Out of all of this shit, not one person managed to give a shit about the chick that got gunned down the day before. | The Eiffel Tower in [[France]] lit up with the rainbow colors of the pride flag. Everyone in the world either cried like little bitches (First world) or laughed their ass off at the shooting and praised the shooter (Third World) and laughed or sighed at yet '''ANOTHER''' [[Mass Shooting|mass shooting]] in [[Dumbfuckistan]]. A fag pride group called Equality Florida, raised over 3.5 million dollars within days of the massacre. A scammer group called @PulseOrlandoUSA raised 30 dollars in Bitcoin supposedly to give cookies and bottled water to the weepy survivors before the Twitter Police shut them down. Both charities feel very proud of themselves for their efforts. Out of all of this shit, not one person managed to give a shit about the chick that got gunned down the day before. | ||
==List | {{clear}} | ||
==List of Faggots Pwned== | |||
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*Oscar A. Aracena-Montero, 26 | *Oscar A. Aracena-Montero, 26 | ||
*Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala, 33 | *Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala, 33 | ||
*Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21 | *'''Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21''' [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]] | ||
*Martin Benitez Torres, 33 | *Martin Benitez Torres, 33 | ||
*Antonio D. Brown, 29 | *Antonio D. Brown, 29 | ||
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*Jean C. Nives Rodriguez, 27 | *Jean C. Nives Rodriguez, 27 | ||
*Luis O. Ocasio-Capo, 20 | *'''Luis O. Ocasio-Capo, 20''' [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]] | ||
*Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez, 25 | *Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez, 25 | ||
*Eric I. Ortiz-Rivera, 36 | *Eric I. Ortiz-Rivera, 36 | ||
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As you can tell, most of these filthy cocksuckers were [[spics]]; thus, Uncle Omar has proposed a [[Genocide|practical solution]] to the logistics problem that [[The Donald|Making America Great Again]] might entail. | |||
As you can tell, | |||
==Perpetrator, Omar Mateen== | ==Perpetrator, Omar Mateen== | ||
[[File:omarcocksucker.png|thumb|right|Cocksucker confirmed.]] | [[File:omarcocksucker.png|thumb|right|250px|Cocksucker confirmed.]] | ||
[[File:Liberalgunview.jpg|thumb|right|The shooter, according to liberals.]] | [[File:Liberalgunview.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The shooter, according to liberals.]] | ||
The gunman was identified as '''[[Sandnigger|Omar Mir Seddique Mateen]]''', a 29-year-old homosexual Afghan-American (lol | [[File:ChoJFMSU.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Cho]] BTFO]] | ||
At least he will get to enjoy 72 tight-assed virgins | [[File:Readiness intensifies.gif|right|200px]] | ||
The gunman was identified as '''[[Sandnigger|Omar Mir Seddique Mateen]]''', a 29-year-old homosexual Afghan-American (from [[New York]] lol) who [[Typical|had ties to radical Islam]]. Unfortunately, our hero will probably never be remembered for his valiant efforts, due to not being a disturbed upper-middle-class [[white]] beta-male autist from the [[Suburb|suburbs]]. | |||
At least he will get to enjoy 72 tight-assed virgins which is more than Pulse had to offer. And he won't even get AIDS! | |||
According to the kuffar bitch who broke his heart when he busted her face, Omar was a loving husband who only beat her on days ending in Y and only over big things, like her inability to be a good little waifu like the Quran commanded. She couldn't stick with the rule of "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," and ran back home to Daddy, leaving Omar with memories and her subscription to al-Shamikha. He decided to fill the hole she left in his life by working with kids (lol, srsly) praying to Mecca and regularly massaging his prostate. He was interviewed by the [[FBI]] before this, for {{archive|PLvJC|sending them mean tweets.}} <br /> | According to the kuffar bitch who broke his heart when he busted her face, Omar was a loving husband who only beat her on days ending in Y and only over big things, like her inability to be a good little waifu like the Quran commanded. She couldn't stick with the rule of "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," and ran back home to Daddy, leaving Omar with memories and her subscription to al-Shamikha. He decided to fill the hole she left in his life by working with kids (lol, srsly) praying to Mecca and regularly massaging his prostate. He was interviewed by the [[FBI]] before this, for {{archive|PLvJC|sending them mean tweets.}} <br /> | ||
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Before working as a rent-a-cop, aka security guard for a company called "G4S", this homo-killer was {{archive|wE8Jv|hanging out with the homos in}} their places of worship, the gym, gay bars, and [[Grindr]]. He also worked in the gayest of all the gay stores, GNC. Omar was a very special boy, always wearing the {{archive|IhMVe|same shirt with his name}}, in case he forgot. | Before working as a rent-a-cop, aka security guard for a company called "G4S", this homo-killer was {{archive|wE8Jv|hanging out with the homos in}} their places of worship, the gym, gay bars, and [[Grindr]]. He also worked in the gayest of all the gay stores, GNC. Omar was a very special boy, always wearing the {{archive|IhMVe|same shirt with his name}}, in case he forgot. | ||
{{quote|G4S wouldn’t do anything. This guy was unhinged and unstable. He talked of killing people.|http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2016/06/12/who-omar-mateen/85791280/ | {{quote|G4S wouldn’t do anything. This guy was unhinged and unstable. He talked of killing people.|[http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2016/06/12/who-omar-mateen/85791280/ Daniel Gilroy - Colleague of Omar]}} | ||
{{quote|He was at the bar. He was actually talking with another guy. I turned around. I was in drag. I said hello. He seemed comfortable... Later on that night ... he was out there dancing with another guy.|http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/orlando-shooter-reported-pulse-club-regular-patrons-article-1.2672445 | {{quote|He was at the bar. He was actually talking with another guy. I turned around. I was in drag. I said hello. He seemed comfortable... Later on that night ... he was out there dancing with another guy.|[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/orlando-shooter-reported-pulse-club-regular-patrons-article-1.2672445 Chris Callen aka Kristina McLaughlin]}} | ||
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{{quote|Yeah, I recognize him off Grindr. The one of him in the tie... One of my friends, he doesn’t want to be spoken to on media. He said he knew this guy from back in 2007 where he’s been coming to Orlando,... He used to talk to him on the Adam4Adam app. Once he saw the guy’s picture on the news, he told his parents, he told his mom, and he’s like ‘I know this guy, I know this guy.’ And his mom is like, ‘No, you couldn’t have known him, you couldn’t have known him.’ And he was like, ‘No, I know this guy.'|http://www.advocate.com/crime/2016/6/13/rumor-or-real-man-says-shooter-messaged-him-grindr | {{quote|Yeah, I recognize him off Grindr. The one of him in the tie... One of my friends, he doesn’t want to be spoken to on media. He said he knew this guy from back in 2007 where he’s been coming to Orlando,... He used to talk to him on the Adam4Adam app. Once he saw the guy’s picture on the news, he told his parents, he told his mom, and he’s like ‘I know this guy, I know this guy.’ And his mom is like, ‘No, you couldn’t have known him, you couldn’t have known him.’ And he was like, ‘No, I know this guy.'|[http://www.advocate.com/crime/2016/6/13/rumor-or-real-man-says-shooter-messaged-him-grindr Cord Cedeno]}} | ||
{{archive|lzQFI#selection-3741.1-3741.214|His lust for men has even been confirmed by the FBI.}} And other {{archive|gdGwW|news outlets.}} | {{archive|lzQFI#selection-3741.1-3741.214|His lust for men has even been confirmed by the FBI.}} And other {{archive|gdGwW|news outlets.}} | ||
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{{archive|33Apy|This and him actually sleeping in class and being absent was enough to get kicked out.}} Not that G4S checked this, and just let him in, meaning that anyone can become a security guard, even [[you]]. | {{archive|33Apy|This and him actually sleeping in class and being absent was enough to get kicked out.}} Not that G4S checked this, and just let him in, meaning that anyone can become a security guard, even [[you]]. | ||
'''''Note from the editor:''''' We do not mean to suggest by this that G4S is in any way substandard as a security company. They are the world leader, and in capitalism, any company that is not the leader is outlawed. Besides, they spun off all their worst rejects to the Geo Group to run America's private prisons. At least Omar could | '''''Note from the editor:''''' We do not mean to suggest by this that G4S is in any way substandard as a security company. They are the world leader, and in capitalism, any company that is not the leader is outlawed. Besides, they spun off all their worst rejects to the Geo Group to run America's private prisons. At least Omar could handle a gun and maintain a gay social media presence. | ||
{{clear}} | |||
===List of Known or Confirmed Aliases=== | ===List of Known or Confirmed Aliases=== | ||
* Omar "You chose to pack fudge now Allah is your judge" | {| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;" | ||
* Omar "Turnin' fruits into vegetables" Mateen | | width="33%" align="left" valign="top" | | ||
* Omar "Killed 50 Twinks and Didn't Blink" Mateen | *Omar "Slay Away the Gay" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen | *Omar "Curing Sodomy With My .223" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen | *Omar "You chose to pack fudge now Allah is your judge" | ||
* Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen | *Omar "Turnin' fruits into vegetables" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Unload my mag in every fag" Mateen | *Omar "Killed 50 Twinks and Didn't Blink" Mateen | ||
* Omar "You lick bum? Die like scum" Mateen | *Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Suck a cock, get the glock" Mateen | *Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Club's closed due to AIDS" Mateen | *Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Instilling fear in the queers" Mateen | *Omar "Unload my mag in every fag" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Smoke fags indoors" Mateen | *Omar "You lick bum? Die like scum" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Suck my Glock" Mateen | *Omar "Suck a cock, get the glock" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen | *Omar "Club's closed due to AIDS" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" Mateen | *Omar "Instilling fear in the queers" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen | *Omar "Smoke fags indoors" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen | *Omar "Suck my Glock" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Think I'm cute, then I have to shoot" Mateen | *Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Anal Annihilator" Mateen | *Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Can't eat cock during Ramadan" Mateen | *Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen | *Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Act haram you get harm" Mateen | *Omar "Think I'm cute, then I have to shoot" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Candy ass turned to glass" Mateen | *Omar "Anal Annihilator" Mateen | ||
* Omar "The | *Omar "Can't eat cock during Ramadan" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen | *Omar "Don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen | *Omar "Act haram you get harm" Mateen | ||
* Omar "If you're a poof, you're off the roof" Mateen | *Omar "Candy ass turned to glass" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Emptying my glock on those who like cock" | *Omar "The Penetrator (No Homo)" Mateen | ||
*Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen | |||
* Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen | *Omar "Tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Lick a thick dick, get bricked quick" Mateen | *Omar "If you're a poof, you're off the roof" Mateen | ||
* Omar " | *Omar "Emptying my glock on those who like cock" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Open gaybar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen | *Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Get on your knees, close your eyes, and open your mouth" Mateen | *Omar "Lick a thick dick, get bricked quick" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen | *Omar "Quran says it's a no no so gays have got to go go" Mateen | ||
* Omar "If he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Mateen. | *Omar "Open gaybar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Wiping the gay club clean" Mateen | | width="33%" align="left" valign="top" | | ||
* Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen | *Omar "Get on your knees, close your eyes, and open your mouth" Mateen | ||
* Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen | *Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen | ||
* Omar "I got something to put in you" Mateen | *Omar "If he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Mateen. | ||
* Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen | *Omar "Wiping the gay club clean" Mateen | ||
* Omar "What did he mean" Mateen | *Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Bustin' caps in traps" Mateen | *Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen | ||
* Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen | *Omar "I got something to put in you" Mateen | ||
* Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen | *Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen | ||
* Omar "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" Mateen | *Omar "What did he mean" Mateen | ||
* Omar "At War with Gaybar" Mateen | *Omar "Bustin' caps in traps" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Islaminator9001" Mateen | *Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Barbaric Berzerker, Blooding up the | *Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Not a real Muslim" Mateen | *Omar "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Happy Ramabomb" Mateen | *Omar "At War with Gaybar" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Take a wife or lose your life" Mateen | *Omar "Islaminator9001" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Out of the closet and into the casket" Mateen | *Omar "Barbaric Berzerker, Blooding up the bubonic butt blasters" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Gay bar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen | *Omar "Not a real Muslim" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Cho's high score? What a bore!" Mateen | *Omar "Happy Ramabomb" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Chinaman can't outplan the Imam" Mateen | *Omar "Take a wife or lose your life" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Bite the pillow, Pulse is 0 | *Omar "Stay in the closet or you get put in a casket' Mateen | ||
*Omar "Out of the closet and into the casket" Mateen | |||
* Omar "Fag Killer" Mateen | *Omar "Gay bar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Shoot em' all, it's halal" Mateen | *Omar "Cho's high score? What a bore!" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Tag the fags" Mateen | *Omar "Chinaman can't outplan the Imam" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Party all night with the sodomites" Mateen | *Omar "Bite the pillow, Pulse is 0" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Gays are gone on Ramadan" Mateen | *Omar "Fag Killer" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Hot lead injections stops the AIDs infections" Mateen | *Omar "Shoot em' all, it's halal" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Going akbar in a gaybar" Mateen | *Omar "Tag the fags" Mateen | ||
* Omar "He's got no Pulse" Mateen | *Omar "Party all night with the sodomites" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Bustin' caps at assless chaps" Mateen | *Omar "Gays are gone on Ramadan" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Pulled a scimitar in a gay bar" Mateen | *Omar "Hot lead injections stops the AIDs infections" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Quit suckin' dicks or feel some 5.56" Mateen | *Omar "Going akbar in a gaybar" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Calling airstrikes on bull dykes" Mateen | *Omar "He's got no Pulse" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Blowback Mountain" Mateen | *Omar "Bustin' caps at assless chaps" Mateen | ||
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* Omar "Real life Call of Duty in the house of gay booty" Mateen | *Omar "Pulled a scimitar in a gay bar" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Omar comin!" Mateen | *Omar "Quit suckin' dicks or feel some 5.56" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Going Genghis Khan on Elton John" Mateen | *Omar "Calling airstrikes on bull dykes" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Off the GRIDS" Mateen | *Omar "Blowback Mountain" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Bloody every butt-buddy" Mateen | *Omar "Islam 1 2 3" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Incredible Danger to Every Rump Ranger" Mateen | *Omar "Real life Call of Duty in the house of gay booty" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Butt Blaster Blaster" Mateen | *Omar "Omar comin!" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Put out the Lights on the Sodomites" Mateen | *Omar "Going Genghis Khan on Elton John" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Mujahideen with AR-15" Mateen | *Omar "Off the GRIDS" Mateen | ||
* Omar "All faggotry ends with me" Mateen | *Omar "Bloody every butt-buddy" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Turd burglar murderer" Mateen | *Omar "Incredible Danger to Every Rump Ranger" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Out and proud, get gunned down" Mateen | *Omar "Butt Blaster Blaster" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Kills fags dead" Mateen | *Omar "Put out the Lights on the Sodomites" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Shots are on me" Mateen | *Omar "Mujahideen with AR-15" Mateen | ||
* Omar "At the homo bar with a loaded AR" Mateen | *Omar "All faggotry ends with me" Mateen | ||
*Omar "Turd burglar murderer" Mateen | |||
* Omar "Hit it through the back door? Meet the .44" Mateen | *Omar "Out and proud, get gunned down" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Dump a mag in every fag" Mateen | *Omar "Kills fags dead" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Putting fags in body bags" Mateen | *Omar "Shots are on me" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Frag the fag" Mateen | *Omar "At the homo bar with a loaded AR" Mateen | ||
* Omar "If you're haram you're going to get harmed" Mateen | *Omar "Hit it through the back door? Meet the .44" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Kill the gays for Allah's praise" Mateen | *Omar "Dump a mag in every fag" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Butcher of butt-pirates" Mateen | *Omar "Putting fags in body bags" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen | *Omar "Frag the fag" Mateen | ||
* Omar "The day to end all gays" Mateen | *Omar "If you're haram you're going to get harmed" Mateen | ||
* Omar "LGBTQ BBQ" Mateen | *Omar "Kill the gays for Allah's praise" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Make the Sodomites feel Allah's might" Mateen | *Omar "Butcher of butt-pirates" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Fan the hammer at sausage crammers" Mateen | *Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen | ||
* Omar "Make Fags Great Again" Mateen | *Omar "The day to end all gays" Mateen | ||
* Omar " | *Omar "LGBTQ BBQ" Mateen | ||
*Omar "Lighting up the floor with my M4" Mateen | |||
*Omar "Make the Sodomites feel Allah's might" Mateen | |||
*Omar "Fan the hammer at sausage crammers" Mateen | |||
*Omar "Make Fags Great Again" Mateen | |||
*Omar "Putting skittles in hospitals" Mateen | |||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
[[File:Pulse shooting libfag reasoning.png|thumb|right|How | [[File:Pulse shooting libfag reasoning.png|thumb|right|How libturds rationalize their love of both gays and the muslims that hate them.]] | ||
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==WBC Strikes Back== | ==WBC Strikes Back== | ||
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The [[Westboro Baptist Church]], continuing with their traditions of mocking mass shootings and deceased gays, | The [[Westboro Baptist Church]], continuing with their traditions of mocking mass shootings and deceased gays, came out to protest against the victims of the attack and riled up another mini-shitstorm. | ||
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==Seddique Mir Mateen== | ==Seddique Mir Mateen== | ||
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{{cg|'''RIP Omar ;-;'''| | {{cg|'''RIP Omar ;-;'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="6"> | ||
File:OmarMateen2.jpg|Selfie from Myspace. | File:OmarMateen2.jpg|Selfie from Myspace. | ||
File:OmarMSHillary.png|Confirmed [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] voter. | File:OmarMSHillary.png|Confirmed [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] voter. | ||
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File:OmarMateen4.jpg|Omar channelling [[Everybody Loves Raymond|Robert Barone]] | File:OmarMateen4.jpg|Omar channelling [[Everybody Loves Raymond|Robert Barone]] | ||
File:OmarMateenHistoryMade.jpg| Hillary must be so proud. | File:OmarMateenHistoryMade.jpg| Hillary must be so proud. | ||
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File:Pulse Doom.jpg|doom wad | File:Pulse Doom.jpg|doom wad | ||
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File:Luis Burbano.jpg|Luis "Hold the Door" Burbano | File:Luis Burbano.jpg|Luis "Hold the Door" Burbano | ||
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== | ==IRL [[Faggot of the Year]] 2016== | ||
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===[[Eminem|Hate fags, the answer's]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7b4Pkzlub8#t=1m yes]=== | ===[[Eminem|Hate fags, the answer's]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7b4Pkzlub8#t=1m yes]=== | ||
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Shortly after the completion of the Orlando massacre level, a 20-year-old "man" named '''James Wesley Howell''' (pictured right) was caught by [[cops]] near the location of the [[Sick fucks|LA Pride festival]] in west [[Hollywood]]. Numerous weapons and explosives were found in his car. The pigs are too dumb to figure out a motive, but it should be painfully obvious that he was the butt buddy of Omar and was planning on another genocide crusade. Just look at the fucker. | |||
==A CHALLENGER APPEARS!== | ==A CHALLENGER APPEARS!== | ||
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This event further proves how [[Bullshit|great]] it is to live in Florida. | This event further proves how [[Bullshit|great]] it is to live in Florida. | ||
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On March 16, 2025, a second nightclub was destroyed after the retarded [[North Macedonia|macedorks]] [[doing it wrong|shot fireworks inside the nightclub]]. This nightclub [[Asking for it|was also named "Pulse Nightclub"]]. 59 people were killed and 196 were hurt but no one cares except for other people living in the hostile, [[Aco Martinović|mass shooting-ridden]] mining pit known as the [[Balkans]] because the deaths weren't caused by a [[Assault rifle]] but their own stupidity, and that the majority of the victims weren't [[spic]] [[faggots]] but were [[heterosexual|straight]] [[whites]] so therefore [[no|they deserved to die]]. In the Balkans, however, they solved the problem by [[caveman|throwing rocks, bricks, and pieces of cement at a pub owned by the same guy]], which totally saved the dead. | |||
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*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] | *[[Anders Behring Breivik]] | ||
*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] | *[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Another fag killer. | ||
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - Whose record he beat as top shooter in the USA. | *[[Cho Seung-Hui]] - Whose record he beat as top shooter in the USA. | ||
*[[Florida]] - Where it all went down. | *[[Florida]] - Where it all went down. | ||
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*[[High Score]] - What the man is now on! | *[[High Score]] - What the man is now on! | ||
*[[Kill The Faggot]] - In video game form. | *[[Kill The Faggot]] - In video game form. | ||
*[[Pulse Faggot]] | |||
*[[Sam Hyde]] | *[[Sam Hyde]] | ||
===Similar | ===Similar Incidents=== | ||
*[[Aurora Theatre Shooting]] | *[[Aurora Theatre Shooting]] | ||
*[[Dallas | *[[Dallas Police Shootings]] | ||
*[[Fort Hood]] | *[[Fort Hood]] | ||
*[[9/11]] | *[[9/11]] | ||
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*[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]] | *[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]] | ||
*[[Virginia Tech shooting]] | *[[Virginia Tech shooting]] | ||
==External | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://www.rt.com/news/346278-orlando-night-club-shooting/ News article] {{Archive|y4HDW}} | *[https://www.rt.com/news/346278-orlando-night-club-shooting/ News article] {{Archive|y4HDW}} | ||
*{{Archive|ZSr15|Pol thread}} {{Archive|EH9b0}} | *{{Archive|ZSr15|Pol thread}} {{Archive|EH9b0}} | ||
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| Born | November 16, 1986 |
| Died | June 12, 2016 (aged 29) |
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| Occupation | Security guard, professional party crasher |
| Highscore | Killed 49, injured 58 |
| Top 50? | 5th |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No; Killed In Action |
| Motive(s) | Skittle Removalism, Gay Guilt, Pisslam |
After a stale year lacking any notable an heroes or rampage killers, 29-year-old Americunt badass Omar Mir Seddique Mateen☪ rose to the occasion and went for the High Score. He did this by hastily buying himself two guns and teaching those filthy fucking faggots a lesson by turning the Pulse Gay Nightclub in Orlando, Florida into a bloodbath where the fags catch bullets instead of AIDS. He trained for his upcoming massacre by playing Kill The Faggot for hours on end, because video games can help train you to kill. He proved once and for all to the fudge packers that safe spaces are a total facade. 49 dead poo-stabbing degenerate sinners later, and he has shot his way into the history books with the deadliest mass shooting in American history until the 2017 Las Vegas Shooting, and caused a Category 5 Shitstorm for the glory of Allah and for great justice. After a while, numerous investigations revealed that Omar had an extensive history of practicing homosexuality throughout his life.
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After entering his gay bar of choice (filled with 320 flaming fags) to take a relaxing break from his stressful life, the shooter was greeted to the sight of the guy in the picture to the left. Filled with disgust and anger over his lover no longer requiring his services, our hero was boiling with wrath sent straight from the merciful and most peaceful lord Allah! Armed with an assault rifle and pistol, he quickly fired off dozens of shots, going on to injure or kill at least 100 people over the course of three hours. He barricaded himself in the gay bar and took some other people hostage. Over a hundred cops were called to the scene, and eventually, a SWAT team swarmed the premises and quickly neutralized the perpetrator. During the bloodbath cleansing, Omar was constantly heard taunting the victims and laughing hysterically, especially against the fags trying to escape. Omar was reported to have been wearing "some type of device", likely a suicide belt homemade clock.
During the attack this guy actually called 911 (The Police) and swore 
allegiance to ISIS. One of the people escaping the club barricaded the door to keep the killer from escaping, while simultaneously preventing other club-goers from escaping! Sadly, he couldn't survive his * * * * * star wanted level and quickly lost a gunfight against 11 cops/pigs, but he did score a headshot against one; sadly, said pig was wearing a kevlar helmet and survived the gunshot. 30 fags who were held hostage were freed. It is said the sounds of the cell phones of the dead ringing, their family's calling to check on them, was almost deafening. The only thing more disturbing was all of the dried jizz-capped turds lying next to the deceased after evacuating their bowels.
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The massacre was called an "act of domestic terrorism" by the county sheriff. Over fifty people were shipped off to the local hospital — each surrounded by half a dozen crying friends looking sexy as fuck and in need of a consolatory hug kiss blowjob — providing a nightmare for the already over-worked employees there. Thanks a lot, jerk! A furfag lied and pretended one of their friends was killed during the shooting, which caused a moderate amount of drama in the furry scene; go raid and troll his Fur Affinity account and stir up some drama for the lulz!
The shooting caused 103 casualties, with 50 total queers losing their lives (including Omar), making it the deadliest mass shooting in the history of Dumbfuckistan, and the deadliest incident of violence against fags / LGBT "people" in the history of America as well.
This event caused significantly large amounts of butthurt and drama, triggering the fuck out of Liberals and Fags. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama flat out refused to denounce the shooter or point out the fact that he was a radical muslim and his dad had ties to the Taliban. Due to the enabling of terror and the incompetence of the modern leftist americans, this event went on to significantly boost the support that The Donald has, especially from a good chunk of the LGBT community, who are fueling the gun industry by buying out as many guns as they can to defend themselves. Obviously, most fags are retarded pedophile freaks, but some of them are smart enough to pack some heat along with fudge.
Obviously, the massacre caused 99% of the leftists to call for greater gun control. After all, if there hadn't happened to be a Gun Free Zone at the bar and the fags were allowed to pack some heat, this guy would've been taken out in a heartbeat, and then there would be nothing to whine about. Even moar drama occurred after fags across tried to donate blood to the victims, but due to bans on gay donations (Due to aids), it has the potential to prevent some lives from being saved. A lot of the cops were ashamed of themselves for taking 3 fucking hours to breach the location and neutralize a single shooter; Even Columbine was only 1/4th as deadly and it only took the cops like.... 2 hours to make a move.
The Eiffel Tower in France lit up with the rainbow colors of the pride flag. Everyone in the world either cried like little bitches (First world) or laughed their ass off at the shooting and praised the shooter (Third World) and laughed or sighed at yet ANOTHER mass shooting in Dumbfuckistan. A fag pride group called Equality Florida, raised over 3.5 million dollars within days of the massacre. A scammer group called @PulseOrlandoUSA raised 30 dollars in Bitcoin supposedly to give cookies and bottled water to the weepy survivors before the Twitter Police shut them down. Both charities feel very proud of themselves for their efforts. Out of all of this shit, not one person managed to give a shit about the chick that got gunned down the day before.
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Perpetrator, Omar Mateen
The gunman was identified as Omar Mir Seddique Mateen, a 29-year-old homosexual Afghan-American (from New York lol) who had ties to radical Islam. Unfortunately, our hero will probably never be remembered for his valiant efforts, due to not being a disturbed upper-middle-class white beta-male autist from the suburbs. At least he will get to enjoy 72 tight-assed virgins which is more than Pulse had to offer. And he won't even get AIDS!
According to the kuffar bitch who broke his heart when he busted her face, Omar was a loving husband who only beat her on days ending in Y and only over big things, like her inability to be a good little waifu like the Quran commanded. She couldn't stick with the rule of "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," and ran back home to Daddy, leaving Omar with memories and her subscription to al-Shamikha. He decided to fill the hole she left in his life by working with kids (lol, srsly) praying to Mecca and regularly massaging his prostate. He was interviewed by the FBI before this, for sending them mean tweets.
He claimed that his uncle was Osama Bin Laden. A perfect role model.
Before working as a rent-a-cop, aka security guard for a company called "G4S", this homo-killer was hanging out with the homos in their places of worship, the gym, gay bars, and Grindr. He also worked in the gayest of all the gay stores, GNC. Omar was a very special boy, always wearing the same shirt with his name, in case he forgot.
His lust for men has even been confirmed by the FBI. And other news outlets.
Dismissal from Criminal Justice Training
Sometime in 2007 while training to become a prison guard, (so that he could visit his gay and terrorist friends and still have a job) Omar decided to make a joke right after Cho Seung Hui's massacre at Virginia Tech.
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This and him actually sleeping in class and being absent was enough to get kicked out. Not that G4S checked this, and just let him in, meaning that anyone can become a security guard, even you.
Note from the editor: We do not mean to suggest by this that G4S is in any way substandard as a security company. They are the world leader, and in capitalism, any company that is not the leader is outlawed. Besides, they spun off all their worst rejects to the Geo Group to run America's private prisons. At least Omar could handle a gun and maintain a gay social media presence.
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Transcript - As edited by FBI
What follows is directly from the FBI. Apparently FBI is under the assumption that if you say the name of omitted three times in a row, you'll summon him, like he was fucking Beetlejuice or something.
Orlando Police Dispatcher (OD)
Shooter (OM)
OD: Emergency 911, this is being recorded.
OM: In the name of God the Merciful, the beneficial [in Arabic]
OD: What?
OM: Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet of God [in Arabic]. I let you know, I’m in Orlando and I did the shootings.
OD: What’s your name?
OM: My name is I pledge of allegiance to [omitted].
OD: Ok, What’s your name?
OM: I pledge allegiance to [omitted] may God protect him [in Arabic], on behalf of [omitted].
OD: Alright, where are you at?
OM: In Orlando.
OD: Where in Orlando?
[End of call.]
WBC Strikes Back
The Westboro Baptist Church, continuing with their traditions of mocking mass shootings and deceased gays, came out to protest against the victims of the attack and riled up another mini-shitstorm.
Seddique Mir Mateen
Omar's daddy, Seddique, was recently spotted at a Hillary Clinton rally. Old media quickly rushed to silence the story, and only some brave stoned slackers from Pol/ could get the job done. Even Google is censoring any negative Hillary search terms, probably because they're getting paid millions of dollars by the Clinton foundation.
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IRL Faggot of the Year 2016
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Just went in and spammed shit like a faggot. |
| Style: | 18/20 Midnight assault, hostage-taking, and ISIS pledge; hyper lulz. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Media torn between defending gays and being pro-Islam. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 A Muslim killing fags & High Score (in America), generating a legendary shitstorm! |
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Then sitting around dreaming about another man's tool. But don't worry faggot I'll kill you with class, I'll clean my machete and shove it up your ass!
Slitting their throats while they drink their boyfriends pee. All I want to do is put my mind at ease; By getting rid of the faggots and killing this disease!
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REMEMBER THE 50 FAGS LOST!!!1
REMEMBER THE 50 FAGS LOST!!!1
REMEMBER THE 50 FAGS LOST!!!1
REMEMBER THE 50 FAGS LOST!!!1
REMEMBER THE 50 FAGS LOST!!!1
REMEMBER THE 50 FAGS LOST!!!1
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Bonus Level
Shortly after the completion of the Orlando massacre level, a 20-year-old "man" named James Wesley Howell (pictured right) was caught by cops near the location of the LA Pride festival in west Hollywood. Numerous weapons and explosives were found in his car. The pigs are too dumb to figure out a motive, but it should be painfully obvious that he was the butt buddy of Omar and was planning on another genocide crusade. Just look at the fucker.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
A sequel to the Pulse Nightclub Massacre ensued on July 25th, 2016, when some copycat shitlord tried to outdo Omar Mateen's High Score in another mass shooting at a gay bar in Florida, pwning 2 faggots and injuring another 16 moar.
This event further proves how great it is to live in Florida.
Part 2
On March 16, 2025, a second nightclub was destroyed after the retarded macedorks shot fireworks inside the nightclub. This nightclub was also named "Pulse Nightclub". 59 people were killed and 196 were hurt but no one cares except for other people living in the hostile, mass shooting-ridden mining pit known as the Balkans because the deaths weren't caused by a Assault rifle but their own stupidity, and that the majority of the victims weren't spic faggots but were straight whites so therefore they deserved to die. In the Balkans, however, they solved the problem by throwing rocks, bricks, and pieces of cement at a pub owned by the same guy, which totally saved the dead.
See Also
If you have been offended or triggered in any way by this article, go fuck yourself, and please take the liberty of killing yourself too, you faggot.
- Anders Behring Breivik
- Anderson Lee Aldrich - Another fag killer.
- Cho Seung-Hui - Whose record he beat as top shooter in the USA.
- Florida - Where it all went down.
- Gun control - Prepare your anus.
- Hero - What he is.
- High Score - What the man is now on!
- Kill The Faggot - In video game form.
- Pulse Faggot
- Sam Hyde
Similar Incidents
- Aurora Theatre Shooting
- Dallas Police Shootings
- Fort Hood
- 9/11
- Las Vegas massacre
- Boston Marathon Bombing
- Munich Massacre
- Reina Nightclub Massacre
- San Bernardino shooting
- Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre
- Virginia Tech shooting
External Links
- News article (archive)
- Pol thread (archive)
- Fur Affinity account of a furfag who pretended to have been murdered in the attack. (archive)
- Luis "Hodor" Burbano's IMDB page. He's an "actor". (archive)
- V-tech massacre connection. lol. (archive)
- Petition to put Luis "Hodor" Burbano in jail. (archive) Let's get those numbers up there!
- FBI crap flooded with tips. (archive) If you see something, say something.™ (Protip: Something = Muslim)
- Jamaica dun had enuf of this maama man chichi flag. (archive)
- Ivory Coast gays express condolences, get pwned. (archive)
- Gospel of LULZ from Pastor Steven Anderson. (archive) Full Version too hot for jewtube.
- Triggered faggot begs skiddies to DDOS Ed for this page. Snitch him out to the feds :) (archive)
- Revenge on Puerto Ricans for giving Mateen the AIDs. (archive)
Youtube
- Survivor describes how Mateen spared Blacks, killed others.
- Pastor Steven Anderson responds to jewtube censorship. YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT.
- More Epic LULZ from Pastor Anderson.
- LGBTQs declare war on Steven Anderson. It's on sodomites!
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Pulse Nightclub Massacre | Succeeded by Fembusters |
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Pulse Nightclub Massacre | Succeeded by Heterosexual |