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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anton Lundin Pettersson'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Anton Lundin Pettersson'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 22, 1994}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 22, 2015 (aged 21)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] [[File:Sweden flag.png|20px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] [[File:Sweden flag.png|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed <s>2</s> '''3''', injured 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed <s>2</s> '''3''', injured 1}} | ||
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—Anton, whilst cooking up fresh kebabs. | ||
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| Anton Lundin Pettersson | |
| Born | June 22, 1994 |
| Died | October 22, 2015 (aged 21) |
| Nationality: | Swede 
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| Highscore | Killed |
| Top 25? | Nope. |
| Style | Single player, Hack ‘N’ Slash |
| An Hero? | Yes, suicide by cop |
Anton Niclas Lundin Pettersson卐 was a Swedish brave upstanding citizen and pretty cool guy who knew school shootings were overated and that immigrants were invading Europe and decided to perform community service by lowering the amount of undesirables at a high school in Sweden. Upon entering the school, he took a selfie with some students, and then, displeased with how his picture came out, proceeded to run through the school playing Suicide Commando and chopping up anyone that smelled like camels.
Background
Anton was described by a local man as quiet and reclusive. He liked heavy metal music and hated niggers. On his Facebook and YouTube pages he liked and shared movies that glorified a perfectly healthy interest for any young man, which is the reason his motive for playing IRL Fruit Ninja is considered to be racially-driven.
Anton struggled with finding a job, after researching online and falling down some rabbit holes, he knew the truth about white genocide and the Islam invasion of Europa. In honour of Anders Breivik, he prepared to get the high score by chopping up immigrants. He targeted Kronan High School, because it was filled with a very high amount of immigrants, and he wanted to save everyone from the invaders who wanted the new Star Wars movie to have a diverse cast.
Stabbing
Equipped with a sword, Darth Vader costume and a heart full of unimaginable courage, he approached the school and faced his destiny. Upon his arrival at the school, he took a photo with some students and posted it to his Facebook to increase his Edgelord points. As time ticked by and his post generated no likes, he became extremely hirt and decided to talk to someone about his feelings. As he raced down the hallways, searching for those with brown skin, he spoke aloud from the Holy Scripture, reciting, "I AM YOUR FATHER. I AM YOUR FATHER. I AM YOUR FATHER."
20-year old, Turkish teaching assistant Lavin Eskandar became the first person to cross sabres with Darth Anton and got chopped up into kebab slices. 15-year old Somalian Ahmed Hassan was also stabbed and died later of his wounds. 42-year old, Middle-Eastern teacher Nazir Asmo was Anton’s last victim, he was teaching in class when the our hero came to the door, and said, "Knock knock." Asmo reportedly opened the door before saying the customary "Who's there?" and subsequently was beheaded for his insolence.
Darth Anton said “I have seen enough.” before noticing the police had arrived, our hero and saviour of Europe died as a martyr after running towards the police, sword in hand and being shot to death by pigs.
Loadout
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews. |
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Still topped Couch Cuck with a fucking sword |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Managed to kill 3 sandniggers by stabbing them with a sword |
| Style: | 20/20 Star Wars themed |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Muh immigrants |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Melee Bonus |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Aftermath
One person was quoted as being mildly disturbed, everyone else just shrugged and said, "Well, at least they weren't white children". Politicians used the fact he only killed 3 niggers as justification for their current laws on gun control. Years later in 2023, 16-year old girls on TikTok are making edits and head over heels for Anton, more proof that white boys do it better.
A fellow race crusader who killed 51 muslims at two mosques in New Zealand names Brenton Tarrant, wrote a bunch of shit on his guns relating towards battles one by Europeans and names of other retards who reached for the High Score, one of the biggest names was Anton Lundin Pettersson. Because of Brenton, loads more people found out about Anton.
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See Also
- Anders Breivik - Fellow Scandinavian legendary, inspiration to Anton, killed 77 leftists
- Brenton Tarrant - Livestreamed himself shooting up a mosque, inspired by Anton and wrote Anton’s name on his gun, killed 51 mudslimes
- Hugo Jackson - Retarded spic from Sweden who attempted to get the high score at his school, inspired by Anton, only injured 1 teacher lol.
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen - Fellow Scandinavian who attacked a school
External Links
| Featured article October 25 & 26, 2015 | ||
| Preceded by David "Walky" Willis |
Anton Lundin Pettersson | Succeeded by Doug Winger |
| Featured Article April 27 & 28, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by Madison Russo |
Anton Lundin Pettersson | Succeeded by Rap |