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Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, [[California]], by a 16-year-old loser. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named '''Nathaniel Berhow''' decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates. First having his gat jam up, clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo]]. | Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, [[California]], by a 16-year-old loser [[Doing it wrong|who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday]]. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named '''Nathaniel [[Azn|Tennosuke]] Berhow''' decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a [[perfect|.45 caliber pocket gun]]. First having his gat jam up [[Fail|after firing one round]], clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo Article]]. | ||
Berhow was unfortunately too lazy to leave us with an edgy manifesto or suicide note, deciding to do it simply [[IDIFTL|For teh lulz]]. His daddy got [[pwnt]] by <s>A heart attack</s> Aids in 2017, leaving Nathan with unregistered guns and [[Epic win|unrestricted access to them]]. Unlike [[William Atchison|most]] [[Adam Lanza|shooters]], Berhow didn't leave [[over 9000]] warning signs and was overall regarded as a [[pretty cool guy]]. Despite Saugus high school allegedly having [[At least 100|about a dozen]] security cameras, they [[Retard|didn't have any metal detectors, allowing Nate to easily smuggle in Daddy`s gun]]. | |||
[[File:Berhow running.jpg|thumb|none|You better run, better run, outrun my bullet...]] [[File:Saugus victims.jpg|thumb|none|[[Ugly|The two victims]]]] | |||
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{{GradedScore|2|2 frags| | {{GradedScore|2|2 frags|8|Could you aim better|4|Used pretty cool pocket pistol|2|Easily forgotten|3|Killed two ugly people|19|F---|LOSER<youtube>_8_7Orhey-g</youtube>}} | ||
{{Wanted| | {{Wanted|1}} | ||
[[File:M7snh6ksesz41.png|thumb|center|The real perpetrator of this tragedy.]] | [[File:M7snh6ksesz41.png|thumb|center|The real perpetrator of this tragedy.]] | ||
{{anheroes}} | {{anheroes}} | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{education}} | {{education}} | ||
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Saugus High School shooting is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Nathaniel Tennosuke Berhow | |
| Born | November 14, 2003 |
| Died | November 15, 2019 (aged 16) |
| Nationality: | 56% 
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| Highscore | 2 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Hell no |
| Style | FPS, singleplayer |
| An Hero? | Yea |
Another day, another mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, California, by a 16-year-old loser who committed the shooting on his 16th birthday. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Tennosuke Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates with a .45 caliber pocket gun. First having his gat jam up after firing one round, clearing it, killing 2, and injuring 3, then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting - easily deserving a Loserinfo Article.
Berhow was unfortunately too lazy to leave us with an edgy manifesto or suicide note, deciding to do it simply For teh lulz. His daddy got pwnt by A heart attack Aids in 2017, leaving Nathan with unregistered guns and unrestricted access to them. Unlike most shooters, Berhow didn't leave over 9000 warning signs and was overall regarded as a pretty cool guy. Despite Saugus high school allegedly having about a dozen security cameras, they didn't have any metal detectors, allowing Nate to easily smuggle in Daddy`s gun.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 2 frags |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Could you aim better |
| Style: | 4/20 Used pretty cool pocket pistol |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Easily forgotten |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Killed two ugly people |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Saugus High School shooting is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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