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Aco Martinović
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This person has ADHD. consider yourself warned for the uncontrollable and inhumane levels of retardation ahead. |
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
This person is a fierce alcoholic
You can help by sending them pamphlets and donating your liver. |
On New Years Day, just hours after the New Orleans welfare monkey attack, a European hero named Saint Aco Martinović (Montenigran: Наци геройӗ) would throw a murderous hissy fit bring great justice to his country of Mountain Nigger after losing a bar fight lol. In the end, He would score 12 frags and leave behind 4 survivors, 2 of the dead being lolis. This, the previously mentioned Nigger attack, and the Las Vegas libtard attack 2025 were a perfect start to 2025.
Robryát Cardovic | |
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Born | 1979 or 1980 |
Died | January 1, 2025 (aged 45) |
Nationality: | Montenegroin |
Occupation | Alcoholic |
Highscore | Killed 12, injured 4 |
Top 50? | No, but 1st in his country |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Motive | Lost a Bar fight lol |
Background
Our Martyr was born either in 1979 or 1980. He was known for being an alcoholic and beating his wife. That's all we know so far
Gallery
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Highly respectful to the victims of this tragedy
Graded score
Kill count: | 12/20 4 injuries |
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Accuracy: | 15/20 Sucessfully hit 75% of his targets while drunk |
Style: | 20/20 comitted 5 shootings and shot up the same city that had the only other mass shooting in the country |
Butthurt: | 11/20 massive butthurt in the Balkans, No one else cares |
Bonus: | 20/20 Worst mass shooting in Montenegro history |
See also
- New Orleans truck attack - Happened just hours earlier, beat Aco to first scorer of 2025
- Robert Card - same deal but in 'Murica
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