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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 6" (1.68 cm)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 6" (1.68 cm)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly, Necrophile, Bubbas playtoy }} | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), Necrophile, Bubbas playtoy }} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | ||
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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| David Anthony Burke | |
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| Born | March 28, 2005 (21 years old) |
| Nationality: | Basketball Americunt |
| Height: | 5' 6" (1.68 cm) |
| Occupation: | Nigger rap musician (formerly), Necrophile, Bubbas playtoy |
| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | Unfortunately, no |

D4vd
(Powerword: David Anthony Burke) is the pedophile one hit wonder nigger who recently killed a young spiccy female Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Think of him as the modern day OJ Simpson, a public figure whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for.
D4vd started his musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his Fortnite gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the media to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.
Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with gore and violence he found on the Internetz. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the real thing.
Celeste
He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to 1 lunatic 1 icepick. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his pedophilia to his fans. His mod team on Discord were even banning or deleting evidence of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.
The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18.
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On September 8th, 2025 the body of Celeste was found in the back of a Tesla, this Tesla was registered under D4vd's name. Giving the police an easy lead to him. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse.
But, coupled with the fact he would constantly tweet and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.
See Also
- Drake
- Fortnite - Had a skin in the game
- Giggly Goonclown - Only pedophiles use Discord.
External Links
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