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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Timur Bekmansurov'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Timur Bekmansurov'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 8, 2003 ({{age|2003|3|8}} years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]] [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]] [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|6 killed, 47 injured}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|6 killed, 47 injured (24 from gunfire including Timur. [[lol|Most injuries were from falling.]])}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nah}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nah}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
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'''Timur Bekmansurov''' is the latest [[faggot]] to go for the [[High Score]]. [[Typical|ANOTHER]] mass shooting for [[Russia]], stealing Western culture and values. Timmy used the same loadout and style as his heroes, [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]. Lacking originality, he managed to [[fail|kill only 6 people]] with a shitty hunting shotgun. He was shot by a cop, [[Raped|fallout style crippled]], arrested, and | '''Timur Bekmansurov''', a {{age|2003|3|8}}-year-old commie, is the latest [[faggot]] to go for the [[High Score]], this time at the prestigious '''Perm State University'''. [[Typical|ANOTHER]] mass shooting for [[Russia]], stealing Western culture and values. Timmy used the same loadout and style as his heroes, [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]. Lacking originality, he managed to [[fail|kill only 6 people]] with a shitty hunting shotgun. He was shot by a cop, [[Raped|fallout style crippled]], arrested, and now faces extreme [[Prison Rape|bumsecks]] in [[gulag|Russian prison]]. | ||
==Background== | |||
[[File:TimurFarquaad.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Looking like [[Shrek|Lord Farquaad]] under all of that [[cosplay]] getup.]] | [[File:TimurFarquaad.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Looking like [[Shrek|Lord Farquaad]] under all of that [[cosplay]] getup.]] | ||
Timur Bekmansurov, the suspect detained, is being treated for his injuries before he gets interrogated by police. His parents are [[divorce]]d, his father works for the military in the Samara region of Russia, and his mother is an accountant. | |||
After the shooting, his [https://www.gazeta.ru/social/news/2021/09/20/n_16561358.shtml father spoke to the KGB], claiming that his son was [[Basement dweller|obsessed]] with the [[internet]], spending every waking moment on his computer, even after his father told him to [[Real life|go get some fresh air]] (who knows, he might have even visited [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this very website]]). | |||
===His manifesto=== | ===His manifesto=== | ||
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File:PermManifestoEnglish9.jpeg | File:PermManifestoEnglish9.jpeg | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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|[[Foreshadowing|"I can't rule out the possibility that I may be detained. Ha, then I'll be a real loser."]]|[[Cripple|Peggy the pirate]] | |||
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</center><br /><br /> | |||
==The Shooting== | ==The Shooting== | ||
On September 20th, 2021, Timur finally decided that he had enough of [[ | On September 20th, 2021, Timur finally decided that he had enough of society's [[shit]]. After posting his manifesto online (roughly an hour before the shooting, according to authorities), Timur started shooting at students congregating outside, then moved towards the interior of the school. Unlike [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]]'s High Score attempt, Timur managed to [[Win|successfully]] overpower the security guard this time, which resulted in no panic button being pressed for the school. | ||
However, unlike the Kazan shooting, Timur was stopped by a cop. This particular cop wasn't assigned to the school; he was a traffic cop who was investigating an unrelated accident nearby. Hearing the gunshots, the cop ran in alone and engaged Timur. And unlike [[Americunt]] [[Cop|piggies]], who would've just straight up magdumped the guy, this cop decided to shoot Timur [[Arrow to the knee|straight in the leg]], with pinpoint accuracy that would've made Mother Russia herself proud. This promptly ended Timur's High Score attempt, not like there was much of an attempt in the first place. | However, unlike the Kazan shooting, Timur was stopped by a cop. This particular cop wasn't assigned to the school; he was a traffic cop who was investigating an unrelated accident nearby. Hearing the gunshots, the cop ran in alone and engaged Timur. And unlike [[Americunt]] [[Cop|piggies]], who would've just straight up magdumped the guy, this cop decided to shoot Timur [[Arrow to the knee|straight in the leg]], with pinpoint accuracy that would've made Mother Russia herself proud. Timur was hit several more times in his ass, dick and chest and collapsed to the ground moaning in pain. This promptly ended Timur's High Score attempt, not like there was much of an attempt in the first place. | ||
===Gameplay Footage=== | ===Gameplay Footage=== | ||
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|[[File:TimurBekmansurovGameplay.mp4|550px]] | |[[File:TimurBekmansurovGameplay.mp4|550px]] | ||
|[[File:PermShooting.mp4|550px]]<br>'''Near the end you can see people jumping out of the building, the cause of [[fail|half of the injuries in this shooting]]''' | |||
|[[File:Btfo.mp4|Btfo.mp4|550px]]<br>'''[[Mortal Kombat|FATALITY]]!!!''' | |||
}} | }} | ||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
Due to the wounds that Timur received at the end of his rampage, he ended up having [https://lenta.ru/news/2021/09/21/noga/ one of his legs amputated]. Despite the severe wounds Timur received in the shooting, he managed to survive both the amputation and kidney failure that soon followed. He is still in the hospital as of October 2021, but it is looking like he'll ultimately survive his injuries (that is, if he doesn't [[an hero]] the very first chance he gets). | [[File:Photo_2021-10-10_14-31-57.jpg|thumb|right]] | ||
Due to the wounds that Timur received at the end of his rampage, he ended up having [https://lenta.ru/news/2021/09/21/noga/ one of his legs amputated]. Despite the severe wounds Timur received in the shooting, he managed to survive both the amputation and kidney failure that soon followed. <s> He is still in the hospital as of October 2021, but it is looking like he'll ultimately survive his injuries (that is, if he doesn't [[an hero]] the very first chance he gets). </s> <b> It's 2023, </b> he survived and got sentenced to [[Fail|life in prison]] | |||
[[File:TimurBekmansurovHospital.jpg|thumb|right|250px|This is what a loser looks like.]] | [[File:TimurBekmansurovHospital.jpg|thumb|right|250px|This is what a loser looks like.]] | ||
==Loadout== | |||
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*Huglu Artox Tactical Pump Shotgun | |||
<center>[[File:Timur Shotgun.jpg|70px]]</center> | |||
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*Tacticool shotgun Bekmansurov chose in homage to his hero, [[Vladislav Roslyakov]]. | |||
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*Stahlheim[[Nazi|卐]] | |||
<center>[[File:Timur Helmet.jpeg|70px]]</center> | |||
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*Bekmansurov, of superior [[Turkey|Aryan]] stock, makes [[Hitler]] proud. | |||
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==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
{{GradedScore|6|6 dead, 28 injured| | {{GradedScore|6|6 dead, 28 injured|9|Shitty accuracy, but [[Win|5/6 kills were headshots!]]|15|SS helmet, dashcam footage and CCTV|10|Less coverage than [[Kazan shooting|Kazan]], presumably because of the lower kill count.|20|[[Putin]] might actually [[Gun control|ban guns]] this time!!|60|D|Cyka Blyat}} | ||
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<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
File:TimurBekmansurovCatNote.jpg| | File:Timur.jpg | ||
File:Timur buying ammo.mp4|Stockpiling ammo approximately 3 weeks in advance. | |||
File:Timur room.mp4|Police raid his room. | |||
File:TimurBekmansurovCatNote.jpg|"Pass my cat to relatives. The [[cat]] has nothing to do with it." | |||
File:THE LEGS.png|How he'll be rolling up to the courthouse. | File:THE LEGS.png|How he'll be rolling up to the courthouse. | ||
File:timur no leg.jpg|Coming soon to Black Dolphin | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] | *[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] | ||
*[[Dmitry Vinogradov]] | *[[Dmitry Vinogradov]] | ||
*[[Artyom Kazantsev]] | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
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[[Category:2021]] | [[Category:2021]] | ||
[[Category:Murder]] | [[Category:Murder]] | ||
[[Category:Rusfags]] | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article September 19 through September 22, [[2021]]|[[Nicki Minaj]]|{{PAGENAME}}| | {{Timeline|Featured article September 19 through September 22, [[2021]]|[[Nicki Minaj]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Niggers]]}} | ||
Latest revision as of 07:15, 7 August 2024
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| Timur Bekmansurov | |
| Born | March 8, 2003 (21 years old) |
| Nationality | Russian 
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| High Score | 6 killed, 47 injured (24 from gunfire including Timur. Most injuries were from falling.) |
| Top 50? | Nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Timur Bekmansurov, a 21-year-old commie, is the latest faggot to go for the High Score, this time at the prestigious Perm State University. ANOTHER mass shooting for Russia, stealing Western culture and values. Timmy used the same loadout and style as his heroes, Ilnaz Galyaviev and Vladislav Roslyakov. Lacking originality, he managed to kill only 6 people with a shitty hunting shotgun. He was shot by a cop, fallout style crippled, arrested, and now faces extreme bumsecks in Russian prison.
Background
Timur Bekmansurov, the suspect detained, is being treated for his injuries before he gets interrogated by police. His parents are divorced, his father works for the military in the Samara region of Russia, and his mother is an accountant.
After the shooting, his father spoke to the KGB, claiming that his son was obsessed with the internet, spending every waking moment on his computer, even after his father told him to go get some fresh air (who knows, he might have even visited this very website).
His manifesto
Just before the shooting, Timur shitposted his manifesto on VK. In it, he goes into the usual misanthropic ramblings, with a side of giving a nod to previous mass shooters (he mentioned the Kazan shooting by name in the manifesto). Notably, he used the manifesto to say that he wasn't politically, religiously, or racially motivated.
In English!!1!
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
The Shooting
On September 20th, 2021, Timur finally decided that he had enough of society's shit. After posting his manifesto online (roughly an hour before the shooting, according to authorities), Timur started shooting at students congregating outside, then moved towards the interior of the school. Unlike Ilnaz Galyaviev's High Score attempt, Timur managed to successfully overpower the security guard this time, which resulted in no panic button being pressed for the school.
However, unlike the Kazan shooting, Timur was stopped by a cop. This particular cop wasn't assigned to the school; he was a traffic cop who was investigating an unrelated accident nearby. Hearing the gunshots, the cop ran in alone and engaged Timur. And unlike Americunt piggies, who would've just straight up magdumped the guy, this cop decided to shoot Timur straight in the leg, with pinpoint accuracy that would've made Mother Russia herself proud. Timur was hit several more times in his ass, dick and chest and collapsed to the ground moaning in pain. This promptly ended Timur's High Score attempt, not like there was much of an attempt in the first place.
Gameplay Footage
Previous Video | Next Video
Aftermath
Due to the wounds that Timur received at the end of his rampage, he ended up having one of his legs amputated. Despite the severe wounds Timur received in the shooting, he managed to survive both the amputation and kidney failure that soon followed. He is still in the hospital as of October 2021, but it is looking like he'll ultimately survive his injuries (that is, if he doesn't an hero the very first chance he gets). It's 2023, he survived and got sentenced to life in prison
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 6 dead, 28 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 Shitty accuracy, but 5/6 kills were headshots! |
| Style: | 15/20 SS helmet, dashcam footage and CCTV |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Less coverage than Kazan, presumably because of the lower kill count. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Putin might actually ban guns this time!! |
Wanted Level:
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Gallery
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Stockpiling ammo approximately 3 weeks in advance.
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Police raid his room.
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"Pass my cat to relatives. The cat has nothing to do with it." -
How he'll be rolling up to the courthouse. -
Coming soon to Black Dolphin
External Links
See Also
| Featured article September 19 through September 22, 2021 | ||
| Preceded by Nicki Minaj |
Timur Bekmansurov | Succeeded by Niggers |