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{{Ibrow|'''Top | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lmao fuck no}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}} | ||
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'''Mikhail Pivnev''' or '''Mikhail [[Copy|Klebold]]''' is an [[unoriginal]] zoomer [[nerd]] from [[Russia|Putinstan]] who on September 5th [[2017]] at the ripe age of [[Teenager|15]] attempted to bring the legacy of [[IRL]] [[Trolls|trollers]] '''Eric Harris''' and '''Dylan Klebold''' to the [[Khan|khanate]] but ended up becoming Russia's version of [[Sebastian Bosse]]. | '''Mikhail Pivnev''' or '''Mikhail [[Copy|Klebold]]''' is an [[unoriginal]] zoomer [[nerd]] from [[Russia|Putinstan]] who on September 5th [[2017]] at the ripe age of [[Teenager|15]] attempted to bring the legacy of [[IRL]] [[Trolls|trollers]] '''Eric Harris''' and '''Dylan Klebold''' to the [[Khan|khanate]] but ended up becoming Russia's version of [[Sebastian Bosse]]. | ||
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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Mikhail was born in 2002 in the artic shithole that is Russia. Growing up, [[Lie|he wuz a gud boy]], until he started to [[Bullying|started to get picked on by the jocks at school]]. This constant [[shitting]] on the little fuck escalated to one time, an incident in [[2014]] where a group of the lowlifes [[Rape|humiliated]] him in front of his peers and [[BAWWWWW|took his shoes from him]]. He apparently bitch and moaned about this to his [[Slut|mother]] about the incident, but she [[Truth|gave zero fucks and told him the incident was his fault]]. After this incident, Mikhail believed it was the beginning of the end for him and decided he would get [[School shooting|revenge]] on the fucks who [[Assrape|assraped]] him for [[Great justice|great justice]] and [[lulz]]. In the months leading up to [[IRL Trolling|NBK]] he became fascinated by [[Hitler|Hitluh and teh naz1s]] and [[edgy]] [[shit]] like [[Columbine]]. Infact our boy Mikey was so dedicated to '''Reb''' and '''VoDKa''' he turned his [[Vk]] page into a literal shrine. He would also [[Dumbass|threaten pull amok several times to his classmates]], which in return would prompt them to [[Snitch|report the threats to the principal]], but thankfully, the principal [[LOL|didn't believe them]]. He had also threatened to commit his attack on [[9/11]] because of [[lulz]], but ultimately didn't. | Mikhail was born in 2002 in the artic shithole that is Russia. Growing up, [[Lie|he wuz a gud boy]], until he started to [[Bullying|started to get picked on by the jocks at school]]. This constant [[shitting]] on the little fuck escalated to one time, an incident in [[2014]] where a group of the lowlifes [[Rape|humiliated]] him in front of his peers and [[BAWWWWW|took his shoes from him]]. He apparently bitch and moaned about this to his [[Slut|mother]] about the incident, but she [[Truth|gave zero fucks and told him the incident was his fault]]. After this incident, Mikhail believed it was the beginning of the end for him and decided he would get [[School shooting|revenge]] on the fucks who [[Assrape|assraped]] him for [[Great justice|great justice]] and [[lulz]]. In the months leading up to [[IRL Trolling|NBK]] he became fascinated by [[Hitler|Hitluh and teh naz1s]] and [[edgy]] [[shit]] like [[Columbine]]. Infact our boy Mikey was so dedicated to '''Reb''' and '''VoDKa''' he turned his [[Vk]] page into a literal shrine. He would also [[Dumbass|threaten pull amok several times to his classmates]], which in return would prompt them to [[Snitch|report the threats to the principal]], but thankfully, the principal [[LOL|didn't believe them]]. He had also threatened to commit his attack on [[9/11]] because of [[lulz]], but ultimately didn't. | ||
[[File:MikhailFaggot.jpg|thumb|left|[[Faggot|Ill suck your dick honey]]]] | [[File:MikhailFaggot.jpg|thumb|left|[[Faggot|Ill suck your dick honey]]]] | ||
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==Loadout== | ==Loadout== | ||
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==Attack== | ==Attack== | ||
On 9/5/17 our [[Loser|hero]] arrives late like his heroes '''Reb and VoDKa''' did before their attack strolling into the school wearing a [[The Matrix|trench coat and combat boots]] and heading for his class. Upon entering the classroom his [[Generation X|39 year old female teacher]] demands an explanation, but instead our hero proclaims he [[Fail|came to die]] and shoots his teacher with his shitty "gun" and strikes her in the head with the axe, but the faggot [[Idiot|doesn't even bother to continue to strike her some more to drain her health bar to zero]], probably assuming she's dead already. He then continues to shoot his pellet gun in random places but [[Retard|not attempting to shoot at anyone else]] and throwing smoke bombs like an [[aspie]] in a [[FPS]] TDM just [[spamming]] flash bombs around the map. 3 students escaped the classroom by attempting an hero (AKA jumping out the window) but sustained | On 9/5/17 our [[Loser|hero]] arrives late like his heroes '''Reb and VoDKa''' did before their attack strolling into the school wearing a [[The Matrix|trench coat and combat boots]] and heading for his class. Upon entering the classroom his [[Generation X|39 year old female teacher]] demands an explanation, but instead our hero proclaims he [[Fail|came to die]] and shoots his teacher with his shitty "gun" and strikes her in the head with the axe, but the faggot [[Idiot|doesn't even bother to continue to strike her some more to drain her health bar to zero]], probably assuming she's dead already. He then continues to shoot his pellet gun in random places but [[Retard|not attempting to shoot at anyone else]] and throwing smoke bombs like an [[aspie]] in a [[FPS]] TDM just [[spamming]] flash bombs around the map. 3 students escaped the classroom by attempting an hero (AKA jumping out the window) but sustained injuries. Eventually our pathetic excuse of a hero is [[v&|arrested]] and later [[Trolls Remorse|cries like a bitch saying how sorry he is]]. | ||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{center|<gallery perrow="5" caption="Gallery of Failure"> | {{center|<gallery perrow="5" caption="Gallery of Failure"> | ||
File:Mikhailmatrix.jpg|Russian Neo | File:Mikhailmatrix.jpg|Russian Klebold | ||
File:MikhailNeo.jpg|Russian Neo | |||
File:MikhailHitler.jpg|Looks like Pivnev is [[butthurt|suffering]] beacause of his fail. | File:MikhailHitler.jpg|Looks like Pivnev is [[butthurt|suffering]] beacause of his fail. | ||
File:Mikhailbeforeshooting.jpeg|Mikhail, minutes before the russia's worst failure. | File:Mikhailbeforeshooting.jpeg|Mikhail, minutes before the russia's worst failure. | ||
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File:Pivnevzoomer.jpeg|Pivnev was a [[asshole|zoomer]] | File:Pivnevzoomer.jpeg|Pivnev was a [[asshole|zoomer]] | ||
File:MikhailPivnevForest.jpeg | File:MikhailPivnevForest.jpeg | ||
File:MikhailGF.jpeg|Sadly he had more sexual life than [[you]] | |||
File:MikhailCCTV.jpg|Before the gameplay | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Russian | *[[High Score/Loserinfo]] - Where he deserves to go instead. | ||
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] and [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Russian Columbineres who got it [[right]]. [[Epic win|Even the 2 outdid both Eric and Dylan by death count and execution!]] | |||
*[[Sebastian Bosse]] - Who he basically is. | *[[Sebastian Bosse]] - Who he basically is. | ||
*[[Ilya Ivanistov]], [[Anton Bichivin]], [[High Score/Loserinfo#Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze|Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze]], [[Columbine Copycats#Alina Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] (at least she managed to kill), [[Columbine Copycats#Artyom Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]], [[Columbine Copycats#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]] (another who managed to kill) and [[High Score/Loserinfo#Roman Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]] - Other ruskie failures who followed [[Columbine|Eric & Dylan]]'s [[School Shooting|steps]]. | |||
*[[Columbine]] - What he tried to live up to. | *[[Columbine]] - What he tried to live up to. | ||
*[[Nazi]] - What he was. | *[[Nazi]] - What he was. | ||
*[[Faggot]] - What he secretly was him. | |||
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Mikhail Pivnev is yet another mediocre mass failing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Mikhail Pivnev | |
| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | injured 4, 1 by Mikhail |
| Top 50? | Lmao fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, pussied out |
Mikhail Pivnev or Mikhail Klebold is an unoriginal zoomer nerd from Putinstan who on September 5th 2017 at the ripe age of 15 attempted to bring the legacy of IRL trollers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold to the khanate but ended up becoming Russia's version of Sebastian Bosse.
Background
Mikhail was born in 2002 in the artic shithole that is Russia. Growing up, he wuz a gud boy, until he started to started to get picked on by the jocks at school. This constant shitting on the little fuck escalated to one time, an incident in 2014 where a group of the lowlifes humiliated him in front of his peers and took his shoes from him. He apparently bitch and moaned about this to his mother about the incident, but she gave zero fucks and told him the incident was his fault. After this incident, Mikhail believed it was the beginning of the end for him and decided he would get revenge on the fucks who assraped him for great justice and lulz. In the months leading up to NBK he became fascinated by Hitluh and teh naz1s and edgy shit like Columbine. Infact our boy Mikey was so dedicated to Reb and VoDKa he turned his Vk page into a literal shrine. He would also threaten pull amok several times to his classmates, which in return would prompt them to report the threats to the principal, but thankfully, the principal didn't believe them. He had also threatened to commit his attack on 9/11 because of lulz, but ultimately didn't.
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Attack
On 9/5/17 our hero arrives late like his heroes Reb and VoDKa did before their attack strolling into the school wearing a trench coat and combat boots and heading for his class. Upon entering the classroom his 39 year old female teacher demands an explanation, but instead our hero proclaims he came to die and shoots his teacher with his shitty "gun" and strikes her in the head with the axe, but the faggot doesn't even bother to continue to strike her some more to drain her health bar to zero, probably assuming she's dead already. He then continues to shoot his pellet gun in random places but not attempting to shoot at anyone else and throwing smoke bombs like an aspie in a FPS TDM just spamming flash bombs around the map. 3 students escaped the classroom by attempting an hero (AKA jumping out the window) but sustained injuries. Eventually our pathetic excuse of a hero is arrested and later cries like a bitch saying how sorry he is.
Aftermath
In Feburary 2019 Mikhail Pissnev was sentenced to dea---7 years in jail after expressing deep trolls remorse and is most likely getting buttsecks by older men in the gulag shower rooms as of right now. He is probably also undergoing de-radicalization due to his "NATZEE!!1" beliefs and his probably getting cucked by normie psychiatrists that "Eric and Dylan were not ruskee enough!1" and is to give up his Columbine hentai and furry porn
Videos
Mikey reenacting his "massacre"
Gallery
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Fuck you |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 Idiot couldn't aim or kill for shit. |
| Style: | 5/20 First Russian Columbine copycat |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 None. |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
See Also
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go instead.
- Vladislav Roslyakov and Artyom Kazantsev - Russian Columbineres who got it right. Even the 2 outdid both Eric and Dylan by death count and execution!
- Sebastian Bosse - Who he basically is.
- Ilya Ivanistov, Anton Bichivin, Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze, Alina Afanaskina (at least she managed to kill), Artyom Tagirov, Daniil Monakhov (another who managed to kill) and Roman Gizatulin - Other ruskie failures who followed Eric & Dylan's steps.
- Columbine - What he tried to live up to.
- Nazi - What he was.
- Faggot - What he secretly was him.
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