ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.

Origins

This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson—as Jules—in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.

Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: *Overturns table* "What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What? I—"
Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!"
Brett: *Pants like a faggot* "He's... He's black."
Jules: "Go on!"
Brett: "He's bald!"
Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: *Shoots Brett in shoulder* "DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!"
Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jules: "Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
Brett: "I DIDN'T!"
Jules: "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody e'cept Mrs. Wallace."
Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?"
Brett: "Yes."
Jules: "Well, there's this passage I got memorized... it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekial 23:19: Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, AND THEIR SEMINAL EMISSION WAS AS STRONG AS THAT OF STALLIONS!!'" *Shoots Brett dead and everyone lives happily ever after*

Translations

	“	ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?	„
	—Jules

	“	ΑΓΓΛΙΚΆ, ΚΑΡΙΌΛΗ! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΆΣ;	„
	—Ιούλιος

	“	L'ANGLAIS, OSTIE D'CALISSE DE TA MERE, TU LE PARLES TU?	„
	—Jules

	“	L'ANGLAIS, FILS DE PUTE, TU LE PARLES ?	„
	—Jules

	“	¡INGLÉS, LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE! ¿LO HABLÁS?	„
	—Julio

	“	¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?	„
	—Julio

	“	¡INGLÉS, HIJUEPUTA! ¿LO HABLA?	„
	—Jules

	“	¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PERRA! ¿LO HABLAS?	„
	—Jules

	“	¡INGLÉS, CONCHETUMARE! ¿LO HABLAS?	„
	—Jules

	“	?TI-KAEPS-UOY-OD !REKCUFREHTOM ,HSILGNE	„
	—seluJ

	“	الأنجليزية يا ابن العاهرة, أتتحدث بها؟	„
	—Zno!zzapo

	“	ԱՆԳԼԵՐԵՆ, ՄԱՅՐԸ ԳՈՒՆԵՄ, ԿԸ ԽՕՍԻ՞Ս:	„
	—EDiotian

	“	ENSKA, MÓÐURRIÐILL! TALARU HANA?	„
	—Jón

	“	ENSKA, MÓÐURSERÐIR! TALARÐU HANA?	„
	—Júlíus

	“	?ANAH UÐRALAT, RIÐRESRUÐÓM, AKSNE KABÁRUTFA	„
	—suílúJ

	“	INGIRĪS, HŌYO WASE! MA KU HADASHĀ?	„
	—Juulas

	“	ENGELSK, DIN MORSKNULLER! SNAKKER DU DET?	„
	—Julius

	“	ENGELSKA, DIN JÄVEL! TALAR DU DET?	„
	—Julius

	“	ENGELSK, DIN MORKNEPPER! TALER DU DET?	„
	—Julius

	“	SAESNEG FWCIA FAM! YDYCH YN SIARAD?	„
	—Jules Bach

	“	ENLISH, FUCKING WANKER! DO YA SPEAK IT?	„
	—Julian

	“	ENGELS, MOEDERNEUKER! SPREEK JE HET?	„
	—Julian

	“	ENGELS, JOU BLIKSEM! DOEN JY PRAAT DIT?!	„
	—Meh

	“	ENGLISCH, DU WICHSER! SPRICHST DU ES?	„
	—Julian

	“	İNGİLİZCE KONUŞABİLİYOR MUSUN ANASINI SİKTİĞİMİN?!	„
	—Jül

	“	L'INGLESE, FIGLIO DI PUTTANA! LO PARLI?	„
	—Jules

	“	MARLOG MARLOG! DO YOU MARLOG?	„
	—Jules

	“	?אנגלית, בן זונה! אתה מדבר אותה	„
	—יוליוס

	“	英语，狗娘养的！你会说英语吗？	„
	—常旺

	“	英語，幹你娘!你會說嗎?	„
	—常旺

	“	영어, 개자식아! 할 줄 알아?	„
	—주를스

	“	英語だ、くそったれ！話せるか？	„
	—ジューレス

	“	अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?	„
	—जिष्णु

	“	ಆಂಗ್ಲಭಾಷೆ ನಿನ್ನಮ್ಮನಾಕೇಯಾ! ನೀನು ಮಾತಾಡ್ತ್ಯಾ?	„
	—ಜೈಲ್ ಜೂಲೀ

	“	АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, УБЛЮДОК! ТЫ ГОВОРИШЬ НА НЕМ?	„
	—Жюль

	“	BÉARLA, A FHEISEÓIR-MHÁTHARA! AN BHFUIL SÉ LEAT?	„
	—Seánio

	“	FUCKEN ENGLISH, YA GLAIKIT CUNT! JEH FUCKEEN SPEAK ET?	„
	—Jock

	“	INGLÊS, FILHO DA PUTA! FALAS!?	„
	—Júlio

	“	АНГЛІЙСЬКА, ВИРОДКУ! ТИ РОЗМОВЛЯЄШ НЕЮ?	„
	—Джюль

	“	ENGLANTIA, KUSIPÄÄ, PUHUTKO SINÄ SITÄ?	„
	—Julle

	“	L-INGLIŻ, F'GĦOXX OMMOK! TAF TITKELLMU?	„
	—Ġulju

	“	ANGOLUL, A KURVA ANYÁD! TE BESZÉLSZ ÚGY?	„
	—Gyula

	“	LINGVAM.ANGLICAM.O.OEDIPE.LOQVERISNE.EAM.QIO	„
	—Julius Caesar

	“	АНГЛИЙСКИ,МАЙКОЕБАЧО! ГОВОРИШ ЛИ ЛИ ГО?	„
	—Юлиян

	“	ANGREZI, MADAR-CHOD! BOLTA HAI TU?	„
	—Jishnu

	“	LA ANGLAN, PATRINFIKISTO? ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?	„
	—Ĵulĉjo

	“	ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ! ΞΕΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ?	„
	—Ιούλιος

	“	BORK BORK BORK, MOBERBORK, DO YOU BORK?	„
	—Swedish Chef

	“	ANGIELSKI, SKURWYSYNU! MÓWISZ PO ANGIELSKU?	„
	—Julek

	“	АНГЛИСКИ, МАЈКОЕБАЧ! ГО ГОВОРИШ ЛИ?	„
	—Џулс

	“	print("3n(+1!z(-), M0TH3R400K3R! D00 U 5P1K 1T?")	„
	—Skript kiddie

	“	INGLISE KEEL, EMAKOINIJA! RÄÄGID SA SEDA?	„
	—Juulius

	“	Անգլերեն, մայրտ գունեմ, խոսում էս՞	„
	—արմոման92

	“	ENGLEZA, ÎN PIZDA MĂ-TII! ŞTII SĂ O VORBEŞTI?	„
	—Iuliu

	“	ANGLICKÝ, MAMRD! MLUVÍŠ TO?	„
	—Julius

	“	ANGLISKI, TU MĀTES DRĀZĒJ. VAI TU TO MĀKI?	„
	—Jūlijs

	“	LA ANGLA, PATRINFIKANTO. ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?	„
	—Julio

	“	L'ANGLISI, FIGGH'I BBUTTANA, U PARRI?	„
	—Giulianu, salutamu a vossia

	“	INGLESE, FIGLIO DI PUTTANA! LO PARLI?	„
	—Ziu Giuliu

	“	YER BOR SNER DER MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAKY DE ENGLISH BORK BORK BORK	„
	—Swedish Chef Jules

	“	อังกฤษ! เย็ดแม่! มึงพูดเป็นมั้ย?	„
	—จูลส์

	“	ENGLESKI, MAJKE TI GA NABIJEM? DA LI GA GOVORIŠ?	„
	—Slash Falcon

	“	İNGILIZCE, OROSPU ÇOCUĞU! KONUŞABILIYOR MUSUN?	„
	—Jüls

	“	ENGLESKI, MATER TI JEBEM! GO-VO-RIŠ LI?	„
	—Oralplease

	“	01000101 01001110 01000111 01001100 01001001 01010011 01001000 00100000 01001101 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000001 01001011 00100000 01001001 01010100	„
	—00100000 01111110 01001010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011

	“	EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE	„
	—Daleks

	“	اینگلیسی مادرجنده, بلدی هرفبزنی؟	„
	—PEter J. MAnn

	“	MARKLAR, MARKLAR! DO YOU MARKLAR!?	„
	—Marklar

	“	Durka Durka, Allah Muhammad Laden, ookBaa Jihad Hedcatu 🎇🧨😂?	„
	—ISIS

	“	456e676c697368206d6f746865726675636b65722c20646f20796f7520737065616b2069743f	„
	—PEter J. MAnn

	“	TOKI INLI. JAN NASA O, SINA SONA ALA SONA E NI?	„
	—jan Juli

	“	Beep Boop-Beep Beep?	„
	—R2

	“	ANGOLUL, TE KÖCSÖG. BESZÉLSZ?	„
	—Júliusz

	“	¿ʇı ʞɐǝds noʎ op ¡ɹǝʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥʇoɯ 'ɥsılƃuǝ	„
	—sǝlnɾ

	“	3n9l15h m07h3rfu(3r!! d0 j00 5p34k 17?!?!?!oneoneoneeonnen1!!1!11	„
	—j00l3z

	“	English speak do you? Motherfucker!	„
	—Joda

	“	In Soviet Russia, English Speak YOU!! Motherfucker!	„
	—Jule

	“	ONGLOSH, MOTHORFOCKOR! DO YOU SPOAK OT?	„
	—Joles

	“	OM NOM NOM NOM	„
	—Jaws

	“	E͓̝̩̤ͫͫ͊̍ͬN̬̖̼͉̮̍̍̒̉Gͦ̈̚Ľ̝͍͎̝̮͖ͫ̍ͅÌ̯̻͔̤͍͚̈͗̄ͅŠ̬͓͙̘̒ͮ̃H̨̯̙̠̳ͩ̓,͈̠ͮ͊̚͡ ̧̣̺̼̰͇̦M͂̄̊̈͆ͦ̏O͖̫͎̣͎̤̤͌ͪͭ̒ͯTͤͣͪ͗ͣ͜H͇͙͈̱́͋E̯͇̘̫̻̯ͪ̚R͕̮͍͕͍̹̊̄͐̍͐̚F̢̟͍̄͑́ͮͨU̖̙͉̮̤̙ͪ̿ͬ̊̿̋́̚C̛͓̖̖̝͕ͯ͋͒͐̚ͅK͓͚̙̻̥̤ͤ̐̾ͩ̏̾̅ͅE͕͉͇͕̭ͥ͋͡Ȓ͋̍́̍̍!̎͑ ̅ͯ͏͕͚͍̘͚Ḏ̡͓̹̺̳͚̰ͣ͐O̤͂ͪͧͣͪ̒͜ ̐͒̓͌͊̃͆͡Y͚͐̔̇O̱̹͙̠̞ͮ̊̇͒̔̚ͅŲ͈̪̪̦̬ͯ ͏̰̜̤̼͍̲̥S͎P͇Ę̻̃ͭ͊̒̓Ả͉͊̇͠K̗͔̹̃̇͗̽̿͑ ͩ͌̾͂I͈̬̱̼̜̗̿ͥ̽ͧ͐ͅT̡̲͚͂̒?̟̟̼̲̹̝̓͆̆̒͌͗ͤ͜!͏̟͚͙̼͍̪͎	„
	—J͚͍͍̮̠̹̣̓̃̏͐̍͝uͬ̄̅͘le͙̜͐͠s̤̞͈͕̖͢

	“	DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU~	„
	—Rozen Maiden

	“	Anglès, fill de puta! El parles??	„
	—Catalan penguins

	“	Nga tsun plltxe 'ìnglìsìri, ma skxawng, srak!?	„
	—jakesully

	“	ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPOKE IT?	„
	—Jules

	“	ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DOES IT SPEAK YOU?	„
	—Jules

	“	E nglish Mothrefulker, spea kyou doesi t?	„
	—Regards, Dolan

	“	Language of the Anglo-Saxons, incestuous mater-ravisher, dost thou speak it?	„
	—Jules' english ancestor

	“	Engleski, majkojebaču, pričaš li?	„
	—Julek

	“	ANGLICE, FUTUTOR MATRIS. TU DICIS?	„
	—Iulius Caesar

	“	45 4e 47 4c 49 53 48 2c 20 4d 4f 54 48 45 52 46 55 43 4b 45 52 21 20 c2 bf 44 4f 20 59 4f 55 20 53 50 45 41 4b 20 49 54 3f	„
	—4a 75 6c 65 73

	“	RATYVFU ZBGURE SHPXRE QB LBH FCRNX VG?	„
	—ROT13

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  NO I CANT QUIT YELLIN, CAUSE THATS HOW I TALK WHEN I CANT CLOSE MAH POOL!
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  WELL DOES HE?
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  Archaic form
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  Does He Look Like A Bitch?!
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  HE'S GOT BIG EYES, BIG TEETH
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  No u dont.
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  LOL WUT.
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  Effective use of Capslock.
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  Pishtol.
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  EFG Marcellus Wallace.
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  Shakespeare, ftw.
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  Bucket seal version
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  GALACTIC BASIC, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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  The actual wallet Mr. Jackson uses.
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• Motherfucker
• Extreme
• EXTREME ADVERTISING
• English Language
• Internets English
• Engrish
• ALL CAPS

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