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Goddammitjosef
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Have you ever thought that you’ve been on the internet long enough? Did you ever think that seeing the batshit insane Hamilton crapfest on tumblr was enough? Have you ever thought that you’ve seen it all? The answer is obvious! FUCK NO! Goddammitjosef (otherwise known by her real name, Lucia) is here to put your thoughts to rest!
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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This person is a sick fuck!
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Lucia is an autistic, bipolar, queer, wannabe male, Cuban, emo Spic, Commie 16-year-old girl who shits out horrible, smutty fanfiction that is mostly centered around Napoleon and Tsar Alexander I drawings for her army of sick fucks and pedophile followers. She usually births out HOT GURO ART of Tsar Alexander I and jerks off (she's a girl dumbass. Boys jerk off, girls schlick) schlicks to it while screeching at anyone who dares to challenge her worldview. She also has a weird irrational hatred for Orthodox Christians, ✡Orthodox Jews✡, Protestantism and especially Evangelicals. (Citations unfortunately do not exist anymore for the ✡Anti-semitic✡ claim being made, since this claim comes from her now deleted discord cult. Though she denies this, it’s probably more likely it’s more true than not.)
The Origin
Very little of Lucia’s childhood is known. However, she was born a bastard child on March 21st 2009 to a severely mentally ill, whore of a mother and a deadbeat dad who couldn’t give a flying fuck when the condom broke one stroke before finishing while he was getting his dogg on behind a McDonalds dumpster. As a result, she constantly had to go back and forth between her abusive, crazy, HIV-ridden whore of a Mother and her disappointed in how she turned out father.
Both of her parents were Cuban, but she constantly had to go back and forth, living either in Florida or Cuba. To cope, she was introduced to the fantastical world of fanfiction from her cumdumpster, mentally ill mother at the age of ten. From then on, she went on to become a severely bipolar, after she diagnosed herself on Web MD, carpet muncher who now jerks off schlicks to real-life historical figures getting their throats cut while dicks are being stuck in them to further the humilation of the character, especially Tsar Alexander I, whom she has a special taste for.
The schlicking begins
As Lucia became more and more insane as she got into fanfiction and yaoi she started to seek out more extreme forms of satiating her lust, one of which was watching cartoon characters being disemboweled as well as wound fucked, which eventually devolved into her watching various historical figures ending up in the same predicament, as seen in this fic she wrote. In fact she even made an illustration of this.
Your average normal, sane and healthy person that has a Life that doesn't involve waifus, a computer and those really, really sick and demented dark web sites that only people like You go to, would see shit like this pic as being all kinds of fucked up. To sick fucks like Lucia, that gets wet to the Marquis de Sade’s writing and sees it as being uber sexy, the only thing on her mind while reading his philosohy that very moment was “OH YES DADDY! SMACK MY ASS! THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO DAMN SEXY!” The same time of this drawing was also about the same time she began writing poorly formatted, badly written, lacking any semblance of a plot, smutty fanfiction of her own. Like this fine example of her talent.
Ironically enough, she now likes slandering retarded French Revolution enthusiasts for shipping Napolean and Junot, possibly to promote her favoring of the Napoleon X Tsar Alexander agenda.
Around this time, it’s been speculated that she became a Homestuck fangirl during the 2019-2020 period. Perhaps, this could also be the same time she became a communist. To reiterate what was earlier said, she is one of those Caribbean beaners that call themselves Cubans - with Communism and being a Russiaboo an obvious assumption. Also, this is about the same time that she became a fan of that 🇯🇵Nip🇯🇵 disaster of an Animu, that sneaks in Pro-Japanese propaganda every chance it gets - that goes by the cute and friendly sounding name of Hetalia.
The Mental Wards
In her tween years, between the ages of 12-15, she would attend a Baptist Fundamentalist School in which, according to her, left her “Extremely Traumatized”. Not only that, this most likely fueled her RAAAAAGING hatred towards evangelicals and other protestants. Part of this could also be the reason why she hates Orthodox Christianity and ✡Orthodox Judaism✡. This
It was because of her emotional faggotry, insecurities and insanity that she had to be sent to a number of psych wards, jumping from one to another, having shit loads of psychiatrists and being prescribe copius amounts of Happy Pills. At thirteen years old, she was already drinking alcohol and smoking, all the while whoring herself out and being the Cross-Eyed Mary, (Yes, we're English, now you can go and fuck off you smeg eating sod) that she is, she started claiming how she was Almost raped by each and every one of her Johns, even when she was working a glory hole at a men's bathroom in a park. Apparently, according to her, being thirteen was a rough time in her life. (Doesn't this sound all to familiar to any one that has read a random 13-year-old girl's blog?)].
Around this time, this was when she probably started getting into Napoleonic History, and probably when she started developing her unhealthy obsession for Tsar Alexander I
Saint Helena Circlejerk
Around somewhere in early March 2025 Lucia decided to open up a discord server called the Saint Helena Circlejerk in which she and her cocksucking, dick riding fans would gather in her discord cult to worship Tsar Alexander I, while watching her and her friends in the announcements do ERP and talk about all sorts of random bullshit. Unfortunately, this server has been deleted. Most of what we are referencing comes from anecdotes of the server and screenshots of when it existed
The Mental Wards 2: The Electric Boogaloo
In April 2025, she tried killing herself and unfortunately failed. As her suicide note and cry for attention Lucia deactivated her original tumblr and made her attempt to jump into that big ball of nothing and erasure of all of who we are that you kids would call Death. Instead of dying, she was sent to another mental ward to recover. She met a few cocksuckers there and one mentally unstable cocksucker in particular.
I SWEAR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS!
During her Alice In Wonderland adventures of good drugs and the shitty ass schedule of sleep, Tv time, 80 pound chairs and group therapy that comes with being stuck in a mental hospital that has you doing the Thorazine shuffle so that the nurses don't feel afraid, Lucia met a mentally ill 13-year-old boy named Nikita. According to her, she only wanted to become friends with him because she felt bad for him beacause he was a lot like you and didn't have any friends other than his family, that most of the time chose to shrink away from him. He, as Lucia claims, was seriously crushing on her to the point of obsession. According to Lucia, she ghosted him afterwards because, like any girl that gets 3 messages from a boy in a day, he was scaring her. It was soon afterwards that someone DM’ed her and accused her of leading him on and grooming him. Predictably, ike any 60-year-old Pedo that takes Polaroids of their 6-year-old granddaughter taking a bath and drying herself off, she denies this wholeheartedly.
The end of the Circlejerk
In June of 2025, Lucia got into an argument with someone by the username of “Yougotevikted” about Communism. Not much was recorded, but the argument ended with Yougotevikted saying “Not my fault America raped your country”. Lucia got really pissy and put the server in lockdown, eventually shutting down the server on June 24th of 2025. During the end of the server one of the former members said that she tried to manipulate their boyfriend to hate them. Today she can still be found posting shitty art on her Twatter page for her sick fuck friends and still has the predictable temper tantrum towards anyone that doesn’t agree with her.
https://edramatica.com/File:Bandicam_2025-07-22_12-04-33-416.mp4
The end(?) of GoshdammitJosef
On November 2nd, 2025, the bitch very kind young lady that all her friends call very pretty and smart, posted a video to her X account claiming that she is stepping away from the Internets to focus on her studies while claiming that she might DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING soon.
Someone fleeing th' interbutts a mere 10 days after an ED page about them drops?
ED still has POWAAAAARRRR!!!!!!
How to troll her (and by extension her cocksuckers)
1. Tell her Communism le bad
2. Say Josephine cheated on Napoleon and is a whore
3. Say Andrew Roberts is reliable
4. Tell her she’s a groomer
5.Make a call out post for the lolz
6. Slightly challenge her
7. Be patriotic of Murica
8. Tell her she’s a whore and that she deserved it.
9. Read this and show it to everyone.
10. Call her exotic and refer to her as such.
11. Praise Orthodox Christianity, especially Russian Orthodox.
12. Praise Fundamentalism, and tell her to get over it.
13. Spam the shit out of her in all of her platforms. Yes, even ao3.
14. She admitted to reading ED at least once,[3] (the Birdie article) so make sure to show her this article, assuming she has not seen it already.
15. She considers herself a beaner despite looking like a cumskin tranny and also complained about ED calling Birdie a spic. (Birdie is quarter aztec) So make sure to remind her that the 1700-1900's Mayo Monkey boomers that she loves so much whould probably be rayciss by today's standards.
External Links
- Tumblr - Goddammitjosef - Deactivated. Everything BAWWWWLEETED
- Twatter - Goddammitjosef - (Nitter mirror if too lazy to log into X)
- Ao3 - Goddammitjosef
- Pinterest - Goddammitjosef
- Neocities - Sashaswife
- Telegram - gdmnsef
- [email protected] - Gmail
- Penisbaguette - Discord
See also
- Attention Whore
- Autism
- Bipolar Disorder
- Birdie
- Communism
- Cuba
- Emo
- Pedophilia
- Tumblr
- Homestuck
- 16-year-old girl
- Lolcow
- Sick fuck
- Fanfiction
- Necrophilia
- Guro
- Chronically online
- Keyboard Warrior
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