Magnus Diridian
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| Robert Michael Sojkowski | |
| Born | February 25, 1972 (54 years old) |
| Nationality: | Rebel 
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| Highscore | 19 hospitalized |
| Style | KZ Manager, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Nope. Not even convicted. |
| Motive | Revenge for getting banned from cons |
Magnus Diridian (Powerword: Robert Michael Sojkowski) is a vitriolic alcoholic neo-confederate fursuit designer and the alleged perpetrator of the Midewst FurFest Gas Attack, although he was never convicted on this because his furry buddies in the child pornography review unit were able to cover up for him. In spite of this, he is probably still better known for a series of amusing images featuring himself parading around in a fursuit embroidered with the flag of the Confederate States of America and protesting off the side various roadways holding a picket sign in support of God Emperor Donald Trump even before he showed up on the Epstein List. This guy really knew what was up! Magnus joined the furry fandom in 2003, making him an OG. He started a business called Chirrfull Creations that tailored and sold fursuits, including a fursuit for a certain David Ray Parker, a.k.a 
RebelWolf, who pimped his son out to members of a zoophile/pedophile ring. In 2014, he made an imitation fursuit of Lemonade Coyote after he died so he could pretend to be him at the next Anthrocon which got him banned from the event lol.
Midwest FurFest 2014
During the events of Midwest FurFest 2014, an unknown assailant would try to create his own mini-Holocaust by leaking a bunch of chlorine gas into the building, leading to an evacuation of the building and 19 people being hospitalized. At first, a lot of people speculated that this attack was perpetrated by some kind of anti-furry super soldier, but gradually an eye was turned to Magnus due to his extensive criminal history as well long history of disrupting cons as well as the fact that he has done EXACT SAME THING at a bank in the past, although he was never convicted due to a lack of viable evidence linking him to the attack.
Reactions
When coverage of this event made its way to the old media, not even the news anchors could hold in their laughter. Without a doubt, this the one of the lulziest acts of domestic terrorism to occur in US history.
Wanted Level
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Enter Arkansas
Following the events of the Charleston Church shooting perpetrated by Dylann Storm Roof, The Man started stripping down confederate flags and labeling them as hate symbols, causing Magnus (moar like MAGAt, he!) to create his own Confederate flag-themed fursuit in an act of protest and march around holding pro-Trump picket signs. Yep, this is what these pictures come from. The fursuit's name is Arkansas btw. These images have become popular memes or "cringe" images, although most people in the normiesphere don't even know about the lulzier details beyond the surface. Hell, not even Kiwi Farms has a thread going on about this guy. Similar to his buttbuddy Foxler Nightfire and the Furry Raiders, he considers it a statement about free speech, but Midwest FurFest and Anthrocon disagreed and banned him when he tried to show up wearing it. He even lent the suit to a friend so he could wear it in the fursuit parade for him, but he also got banned. Dogpatch Press honestly used this image when adressing their complaints. He tried wearing it to those conventions once again in 2017 (when his bans were lifted), this time with a white t-shirt to cover it up, but this did not yield anymore successful results.
—Anthrocon's statement on why Magnus isn't allowed to have fun. | ||
Wanted Level
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Return to Midwest FurFest
After being banned from Midwest FurFest 2017, he would ditch the confederate fursuit and show up again wearing something new: a Prussian-themed fursuit complete with a WW1-style pickelhaube helmet, and he stormed into the convention center doing nazi solutes and shouting "seig heil!", and even punched a staff member that asked him to leave, which caused security guards to aggro onto him chase him out of the building. He made an attempt to hide in some bushes, but was arrested after getting raped by the pigs who arrested him in his underpants after forcefully stripping the costume off of him. He was charged with assault and trespassing, then let off on a $100 bond. Magnus started a GoFundMe to raise funds for his legal fees, but it was quickly shut down due to admitting to two misdemeanors. If Encyclopedia Dramatica is in any right to provide legal advice, then we recommend you do like Hitler and follow your leader.
Wanted Level
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Eternal pariah
His Furaffinity account got BANHAMMERED sometime around 2022-2024.
Presumably, when Dragoneer failed his last death saving throw, Magnus joined the other furfag "outclaws" who hooted and hollared at his mortal coil being shedded, like how da jooz continue to celebrate that Rome collapsed 6 gorillian years ago.
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Heil Kaiser!
See Also
External Links
- Magnus Diridian
2014 Midwest FurFest gas attack- Fur and Loathing EPISODE 5: MAGNUS
- Dogpatch Press Article
- YouTube
FurAffinity- DeviantArt
- Facebook (Archive)
- Xitter
- LiveJournal
- Fursuit Database
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