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{{achtung|Texas Tech University has been notified, expulsion is imminent}}
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{{spoiler|she got suspended from Texas Tech University for two years}}
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[[File:crustyisabella.jpg|thumb|Crusty Cunt up close and personal]]


'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (Also well known as '''"Bella"''', '''"Bella Janke"''' and '''"Kelly Osborn"''') is a degenerate [[butterface]] [[/b/tard]] who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a [[lolcow]] of epic proportions. Being a genius [[hacker|L33T h4x0r]], Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by [[basement-dwellers]] from [[Kiwi Farms]]. Sweet, [[ugly|crusty]] Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST [[TROLL]] OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone.  
{{ib|[[File:crustyisabella.jpg|270px]]<br>Crusty Cunt up close and personal}}
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''Isabella Loretta Janke'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Other Names'''|The Living Mushroom, Fungus, 10thanonymous, Careless-Metal-423, Kelly Osborn, ILJ, Psycho Tits, Crusty Cunt, Smella Stanke, Psycho Chantits, Portabella Ranke}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 18, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexico|Mex]]-[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|22px]][[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|Fungus creature}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|College dropout, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''Classification'''|IDK. Maybe a [[Scat porn|smelly ass]]?}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Not yet...}}
{{ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread'''|{{kf|98702}}}}
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'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (also well known as '''"Bella"''', '''"Bella Janke"''' and '''"Kelly Osborn"''') is a degenerate {{age|2001|08|18}}-year old [[Mexican]] [[butterface]] [[b/|/b/tard]] who enjoys harassing lolcows when she's not busy [[Coomer|scratching]] her nasty flaps... while being a [[lolcow]] of epic proportions herself. Being a self-proclaimed [[Lie|genius]] [[hacker|L33T h4x0r]], Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by [[basement-dwellers]] from [[Kiwi Farms]]. Sweet, [[ugly|crusty]] Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming [[Unrealistic expectations|THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME]] but as a disgusting, repulsive bitch who receives and deserves nothing but absolute scorn and ridicule from everyone.  


Crusty Cunt was born to a former [[gorilla warfare|Navy SEAL]] named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his [[retard]] daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an [[autistic]] [[psychopath]] runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her.
Crusty Cunt here was born to a former [[gorilla warfare|Navy SEAL]] named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his [[retard]] daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an [[autistic]] [[psychopath]] runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her.
ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for [[incel]] [[pedophile|Super Smash Brothers]] fanboys
ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for [[incel]] [[pedophile|Super Smash Brothers]] fanboys
[[File:isabellajanketoefungus.jpg|thumb|World's greatest troll's toe fungus]]


She also is a /[[pol]]/tard, which is ironic, because she's half [[spic|latina]] herself through her mother, and her best <s>friend</s> simp Louis is a [[Indonesia|shore nigger]]. Another member of the "chess club" discord is also a literal [[nigger|nigra]] (shiiiiiiet). The new face of [[white supremacy]] everyone.
She also is a /[[pol]]/tard, which is ironic, because she's half [[spic]] herself through her mother, and her best <s>friend</s> simp Louis Herz is a [[Indonesia|shore nigger]]. Another member of the "chess club" discord is also a literal [[nigger|nigra]] (shiiiiiiet). The new faces of [[white supremacy]] everyone.


DOX:
DOX:
Isabella Loretta Janke <s>2408 MAC DAVIS LN, Lubbock, TX, 79401</s> She was evicted from the student apartments in May due to recording her roommates without permission according to roman on KF and the discord leaks, so stop posting this outdated dox you dumbfucks
<b>Isabella Loretta Janke  
<s>2408 MAC DAVIS LN, Lubbock, TX, 79401</s>
(610)-329-6477</b>
 
People are claiming this address is outdated but that has not been proven. Janke is desperately using alts and sock puppets to manipulate the narrative and hide her dox info from being discovered. [[Facts|She is most likely to be fucking with this article too.]]
 
Also if you are a [[you|brain-dead dumbass]] and want to defend her just because [[boobs|SHE HAS BOOBA!!!]], let us save you the trouble by telling you that she uses push-up bras as confirmed by her Amazon account. So, yes, not even her boobs are real.
 
[[File:isabellajanketoefungus.jpg|thumb|World's greatest troll's toe fungus]]
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== Sex perversion and pedophilia ==
== Sex perversion and pedophilia ==
[[File:Redditban.png|400px|center]]
[[File:Redditban.png|400px|center]]
[[File:IsabellaLorettaJankePedobearTweet.png|thumb|right|Admitting to [[pedophilia|it]] herself]]
[[File:IsabellaLorettaJankePedobearTweet.png|thumb|right|Admitting to [[pedophilia|it]] herself]]
[[File:Shepostedcp.png|thumb|right|Asking for child porn on reddit]]
 
[[File:Guro.png|thumb|right|She is into [[guro]] and gore as well]]
Isabella has called herself a [[lolicon]] online multiple times, her former [[reddit]] account was even banned for it. She also can't get hard unless she thinks about [[zoophile|men stroking cats]].
Isabella has called herself a [[lolicon]] online multiple times, her former [[reddit]] account was even banned for it. She also can't get hard unless she thinks about [[zoophile|men stroking cats]].


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Her complete list of [[degenerate|degeneracies]] run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and [[sick fuck|god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered]]. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone.
Her complete list of [[degenerate|degeneracies]] run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish, loves fluffy abuse, and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and [[sick fuck|god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered]]. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone. Being a pedophile and absolute [[retard]], Janke allegedly compiled a list of links to CP on [[Google]] Docs with plans to sell it. Basically, showing [[1984|Big Brother]] personally how much of a menace to society she is. <s>This rumor is unverified but knowing she has the IQ of a doormouse, would anyone really be surprised? If the feds didn't care about her they do now.  </s> The CP links are literally on her imgur nigga, 100% proven, not "alleged"
   
[[File:Shepostedcp.png|thumb|left|Asking for child porn on reddit]]
[[File:Guro.png|thumb|right|She is into [[guro]] and gore as well]]
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== Animal abuse ==
== Animal abuse ==
Bella adopted a Cat just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on [[reddit|r/chonkers]], and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish. According to the Discord server leaks, she has killed eight hamsters. At least one has been proven to be boiled alive. [[Redditors]], everyone.
Bella adopted a Cat just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on [[reddit|r/chonkers]], and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish. According to the Discord server leaks, she has killed eight hamsters. At least one has been proven to be boiled alive. [[Redditors]], everyone.


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[[File:Animalabuse.png|thumb|center]]


Bella once "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infection, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy
Don't let the [[Tits|fake Khazar milkers]] distract you, Bella once "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infections, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy
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[[File:Goodboi.png|center]]


== The "chess club" discord server ==
== The "chess club" discord server ==
[[File:chess club.jpg|thumb|right|Members of the chess club. White supremacists without even one [[white]] person]]
[[File:chess club.jpg|thumb|right|Members of the chess club. White supremacists without even one [[white]] person]]
There has been two confirmed [[chess]]-club [[discord]] servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a [[cult|cult-like]] hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps.
There has been two confirmed [[chess]]-club [[discord]] servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a [[cult|cult-like]] hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps. The [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold to her Eric Harris]], Louis worships every idea and crumb of shit to leave her body. He continues [[white knighting]] her, further demonstrating how much of a simp he is. Discord conversations between Crusty and another chess club member reveal they have been drugging designated simp Louis, who DOES NOT MUCH CARE FOR [[Trannies]], with estrogen pills. Now partially a tranny himself, He is not only the laughingstock of his own social group, but the internet as well. Louis also partakes in the chess club's shared hobby of degenerate [[fap]] material. The [[incel]] shemale particularly enjoys [[piss]] and [[furry art|furshit]] (much to no one's surprise). Were he to ever return to conservative [[muslim]] nation Indonesia, one could only hope for him to immediately be stoned for being a tranny and most likely a compulsive masturbator, both VERY haram.
 
Two other notable members include Allen Owobu, a self-hating nigra, and Jasmine who is ok with lolicons fetishizing her little sister for some reason.  


The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in:
The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in:
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[https://files.catbox.moe/wl1u6e.zip You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here]
[https://files.catbox.moe/wl1u6e.zip You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here]


The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions ''yet''.
The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. <s>Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions ''yet''.</s> Finally, after months and months of inaction, TTU decided that Mike's glowmoney isn't worth the bad rep and suspended Portabella for two years.
[[File:q7FfUTj.png|thumb|right|Bella's ex confirms her suspension]]
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== Contact with Chris Chan ==
== Contact with Chris Chan ==
[[File:Stealmoney.png|thumb|right|She stole money from Chris]]
[[File:Stealmoney.png|thumb|right|She stole money from Chris]]
Back in 2020, Bella made contact with Preator and [[Chris Chan]]. She has admitted to [[stealing|stealing money]] from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to Pony-Con together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.
[[File:christalkingaboutbella.png|thumb|left|Chris talks about talking to bella]]
Back in 2020, Bella made contact with Preator and [[Chris Chan]]. She has admitted to [[stealing|stealing money]] from Chris on her discord. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to [[mlp|Pony-Con]] together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.


Her final goal was to get Chris to [[an hero|kill himself]] for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom.
Her final goal was to get Chris to [[an hero|kill himself]] so that she can earn the title of "[[USI|GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!]]" Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom, making the already autistic fucktard even more damning retarded and niggery.


This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than [[Chris Chan]]. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in a filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases).
This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than [[Chris Chan]]. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in a filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases).
At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella.
At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella, which doesn't really help as Chris did fuck his own dementia-fucked and ugly old hag which he calls his mother, therefore not really saner.
 
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== Online attentionwhoring ==
== Online attention whoring ==
Naturally being a [[No girls on the internet|girl on the internet]] and also having some sort of [[narcissist|Cluster B personality disorder]] and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her [[aids|herpes]]-riddled face online.  
Naturally being a [[No girls on the internet|girl on the internet]] and also having some sort of [[narcissist|Cluster B personality disorder]] and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her [[aids|herpes]]-riddled face online.  
=== Reddit Cringe ===
=== Reddit Cringe ===
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1627946334522.png|Oh the ego...
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=== Reddit Roastme ===
=== Reddit Roastme ===
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RoastMePicIsabelle.jpg|Hi Silly guys, I'm a girl and I browse [[4chan|4chon]], can you top that?
RoastMePicIsabelle.jpg|Hi Silly guys, I'm a girl and I browse [[4chan|4chon]], can you top that?
roastme.jpg|Full resolution pic
roastme.jpg|Full resolution pic
trueroast.png|Someone giving her the real business
trueroast.png|Someone giving her the real business (more here<ref>{{Reddit|RoastMe/comments/e0sm76/im_a_lonely_4chan_dweller_in_college_for_computer/|r/RoastMe post}}</ref>)
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=== Other reddit shenanigans ===
=== Other reddit shenanigans ===
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File:sociopath.png|Bella admits to being a [[sociopath]], of course.
File:sociopath.png|Bella admits to being a [[sociopath]], of course.
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File:tasing.png|Tasing herself for 70 reddit karmas
File:tasing.png|Tasing herself for 70 reddit karmas
File:tasing-res.png|Hope it was worth it
File:tasing-res.png|Hope it was worth it
File:tasing.mp4|The tasing video
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[[File:tasing.mp4|The tasing video]]
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=== 4chan ===
=== 4chan ===
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1627950732248.png|4chan dating service
1627950732248.png|4chan dating service
1627945594216.png|Not the first time she pissed off everyone...
1627945594216.png|Not the first time she pissed off everyone...
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== Pathological lying ==
== Pathological lying ==
[[File:Record randomly.png|thumb|right|Sure it did Isabelle, just randomly recorded parts that you like]]
[[File:Record randomly.png|thumb|right|Sure it did Isabelle, just randomly recorded parts that you like]]
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=== Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms ===
=== Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms ===
After she got [[doxx|doxxed]] on kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say. "Bella", the world's greatest hacker attempted to place the blame on a certain autist multiple times. Isabella wanted to [[Scissoring|scissor]] this autist "F"; who in turn wanted to get dicked down by the legendary [[Christine Weston Chandler]]. If you didn't think [[crackwhore|Jenkem's]] life was pathetic before, imagine getting cucked by someone who unironically wants to [[fuck]] Chris-chan.  
After she got [[doxx|doxxed]] on Kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say. "Bella", the world's greatest hacker attempted to place the blame on a certain autist multiple times. Isabella wanted to [[Scissoring|scissor]] this autist "F"; who in turn wanted to get dicked down by the legendary [[Christine Weston Chandler]]. If you didn't think [[crackwhore|Jenkem's]] life was pathetic before, imagine getting cucked by someone who unironically wants to [[fuck]] Chris-chan.  


=== The Epic Reddit Post ===
=== The Epic Reddit Post ===
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To the surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, no one believed a word out of the bitch's mouth. Many laughs were had at Bella's attempts at controlling the narrative.
To the surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, no one believed a word out of the bitch's mouth. Many laughs were had at Bella's attempts at controlling the narrative.
=== Damage control on 4chan ===
After her Reddit failure, to prove that she has learned nothing, she created a thread on [[b|/b/]] to prove that she is just an innocent girl, and gave us one of the funniest lolcow [[tard rage|tard rages]] for a while
<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/860706389/ Archive of the damage control /b/ thread</ref>
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File:bellarage1.png|STOP. POSTING. MY. FACE.
File:bellarage2.png|Bella should be removed from [[ED]]!!!
File:bellarage3.jpeg|"She does not have fungus feet"
File:bellarage4.jpeg|Stop posting my phone number online waaaah
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and with that, a copypasta is born:
{{quote|YOU ALL THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY BUT YOU'RE LEGITAMTELY GOING TO RUIN HER LIFE WITH ALL OF THESE ACCUSATIONS (NONE OF THEM ARE CORRECT, AND EVERY BIT OF EVIDENCE SO FAR HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT EDITED SCREENSHOTTS TO FALSIFY BELLA AS THE ONE WHO DID THIS) YOU ALL THINK ON ONE WAVELENGTH JUST LIKE THOSE [[tranny|TRANNIES]] ITS ABSOLUTELY SICKENING SEEING JULIA GET AWAY WITH ALL OF THESE THINGS, FOR ONCE CAN YOU ALL LOOK AT THE FACTS, LOOK AT MY SCREENSHOTS THEY ALL SHOWCASE HOW BELLA IS ENTIRELY INNOCENT AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK ANY OF THIS IS [[chris chan|GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THINK FUCKING SKULLS]] FUCK EVERYONE HERE, TAKE HER OFF OF ED AND KF RIGHT FUCKING NOW IM SICK OF THIS}}


== Glowie parents ==
== Glowie parents ==
Her father worked for the Navy Seals but unfortunately couldn't use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter.
Her father worked for the Navy Seals but unfortunately forgot to use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter. He owns his own cybersecurity company and is a board member of several others. Mike Janke is also the author of a book called ''Take Control: Master the Art of Self-Discipline and Change Your Life Forever''. Unbeknownst to him, Michael was suffering from success. He neglected to raise his daughter to be a productive member of society. Not only this, he also did not teach her common sense to not get herself doxxed let alone being able to refrain from partaking in CP.


Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony.
Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony. This is how not to raise kids.  


Her parents' house is [https://archive.md/9PzVX valued at 1.76 million $], which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until [[karma]] came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass.
Her parents' house is [https://archive.md/9PzVX valued at 1.76 million $], which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until [[karma]] came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass. Even after her suspension from TTU, she is still trying to browse ween discord servers and most likely plan new gayops online. Proof that she never learns like the [[lolcow]] she is, and that her parents don't know how to [[beating|tell their retard daughter to stop embarrassing herself online]].




== The retched whore gets doxxed ==
== The wretched whore gets doxxed ==
[[File:Bella dox.png|center|400px|Isabella Loretta Janke]]
[[File:Bella dox.png|center|400px|Isabella Loretta Janke]]
Despite having a "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of <s>lulzy</s> horrifying info was found on her by [[Kiwi Farms]] in no time.
Despite having a "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of <s>lulzy</s> horrifying info was found on her by [[Kiwi Farms]] in no time.


Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.
Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.
==The mysterious SEO spams==
Despite wanting to be "internet famous" before, Bella now mysteriously wants her name not to be known on the internet, and she along her mother Athena Pettit/Janke have wasted their last 11 months of life continuously making fake job profiles, [https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answers/questions/849748/isabella-janke-best-resource-for-mircosoft-dynamic.html questions on the Microsoft forums], [https://archiveofourown.org/works/34898872?view_adult=true weird fanfictions], [https://www.youtube.com/@Isabellalorettajanke retarded youtube channels] and [https://isabellalorettajanke.net/ even fucking websites], all with the aim of "hiding" the search results where her filthy psycho mind is exposed.
[[File:Fungusdentist.png|350px|center|thumb|Ah yes, Isabella Loretta Janke, the famous dentist, house designer and animal abuser]]
===TAKE MY FUNGUS NAME OFF OF THE DAMN INTERNET!!===
And yes, she has also been making threats and sending "[[cease and desist]]" letters to many youtubers and websites that talk about her and how disgusting she is. She usually manipulates and plays off [[Victim Complex|the "victim" card]] to do all of this, for example, on her real life villains wiki article:
[[File:Fungusvictim.png|thumb|450px|center|ISABELLA IS THE VICTIM!!, SHE HAS JUST BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED BY MISOGYNISTS FROM THE KIWI FARMS!!]]
==White-Knights==
Despite everyone agreeing that ILJ is a wretched bitch, people like [[Ethan Ralph]] and [[Dick Masterson]] are still willing to defend this demon, even going as far to say that the evidence is false.
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wcFJRBAOgk&list=PLJwAruKi8TSmBFKYCBiCmyFrr9K4r3ClT&index=15&t=6s</youtube></center>
Another honorable mention goes out to CWC "historian" GiBi who sperged out on Kiwi Farms at the genesis of the motherfucker saga. The autist believed Isabella's lies for some reason and made a video out of it.. ignoring all contrary evidence for a morsel of poon tang.
Dick Masterson proceeds to say that we're all just mad that Isabel "took our adorable little retard away", and that's why we are going after her so much. While partially true, we are a simple people who like to watch and laugh at people being absolute spastics on the internet.
After he got so much flack for this, Dick decided that he would (in fact) double down on his position, saying that the evidence against isabella is fake, and even said that [[numale|he offered Isabella 1000 bucks to come on his show]] ([[Irony|and this is the guy who constantly rails against Maddox for being a cuck]]).
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcU65lvL4Ys</youtube></center>


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== Gallery ==
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File:dirty crapped briefs.png|She suffers from [[shit|DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] as well
File:dirty crapped briefs.png|She suffers from [[shit|DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] as well
File:bella shits herself.png|"why would you share that?" -Billy Mays
File:bella shits herself.png|"why would you share that?" -Billy Mays
File:portabellanails.png|All of her fingers and the knuckle of her thumb have fungus
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File:disgusting nails.jpeg|Her rotten toenails
File:disgusting nails.jpeg|Her rotten toenails
File:infectedthumb.png|Fungus riddled thumb
File:infectedthumb.png|Fungus riddled thumb
File:cavities.png|She has multiple cavities in her (literally) filthy, lying mouth
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{{cg|H4xx|Miss H4xx0r|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|H4xx|H4xx|center|<gallery perrow="2">
File:hacker on lolcow.farm.png|"I'm a hacker on [[lolcow|lolcow.farm]]"
File:hacker on lolcow.farm.png|"I'm a hacker on [[lolcow|lolcow.farm]]"
File:hackavideo.png|How do you even "hack a video"?
File:hackavideo.png|How do you even "hack a video"?</gallery>|<gallery perrow="2">
File:1337haxx0r.png|Watch out for Miss [[hacker|H4xx0r]]!
File:1337haxx0r.png|Watch out for Miss [[hacker|H4xx0r]]!
File:h4xxor.png|thumb|Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to C:\Windows\trojan!
File:h4xxor.png|thumb|Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to C:\Windows\trojan!
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File:arrest record.png|Arrest record for carrying firearms, just five days before the audio leak
File:arrest record.png|Arrest record for carrying firearms, just five days before the audio leak
File:filteredpic.png|The filtered, photoshopped picture she uses to fraud everyone
File:filteredpic.png|The filtered, photoshopped picture she uses to fraud everyone
File:Old Shark Eyes.jpg|Smiling at her [[jail|nonexistent future]]
File:isabellajanke-yearbook.jpg|How she actually looks like without filters
File:bumble.jpg|Her bumble profile. Notice the laughably wonky photoshop job on the third pic
File:bumble.jpg|Her bumble profile. Notice the laughably wonky photoshop job on the third pic
File:bumble - photoshop.jpg|Her supreme photoshop skills
File:bumble - photoshop.jpg|Her supreme photoshop skills
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File:Old Shark Eyes.jpg|Smiling at her [[jail|nonexistent future]]
File:isabella loretta janke nerd.png|Oh bella, you're already ugly on both inside and outside, no need to pretend
File:drug dealing.png|She deals prescription drugs as well
File:drug dealing.png|She deals prescription drugs as well
File: bellajanke-fungus.jpg|Bella Janke fungus is the second most searched term according to google
File: bellajanke-fungus.jpg|Bella Janke fungus is the second most searched term according to google
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File: internetgod.png|"I'm an internet god", more like the fungus god
File: internetgod.png|"I'm an internet god", more like the fungus god
File:Mommy milkers.jpg| Sad truth
File:Mommy milkers.jpg| Sad truth
File:simplouiss.png|Supreme white supremicist
File:Whatbellaneeds.png|What Bella needs.
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File:Fungi.png|Portabella Janke
File:iljfathermeme.png|Rich glowie daddy protecting his fungal princess
File:Femcel phenotype.jpg|The sociopathic edgelord femcel phenotype
File:BellaRosechu.jpg|ILJ as Rosechu
File:Streisand Effect Isabella Loretta Janke.png|What basically happened
File:Isabella Loretta Janke virgin.png|The virgin Isabella Loretta Janke vs the chad Bella
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File:ilj_shroomjak.png|As [[shroomjak]]
File:louisandbella.png|Rouis simping for her fungus queen!
File:ILJ VS Other Girls.png
File:Anime foot fungus.png
File:Michael Janke and her daughter.jpg
File:Isabella Loretta Janke lolcow of the year.jpg|Year of the cow
File:Kiwi chan isabella loretta janke.jpg|Swim fucker!!
File:Isabella loretta janke meg.jpg
File:Isabella loretta janke as meg griffin.jpg
File:BellaWife.jpg|This was made by a retarded simp
File:Ilj hamster.jpg
File:Michael janke isabella loretta janke.jpg
File:Chris-chan Isabella Loretta Janke rule 34.png|What will eventually happen
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== In video format ==
== In video format ==
   
   
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Uploader frames it from the white supremacist/transphobic angle to pander to YouTube and prevent removal of the video, but it's a good summary regardless.
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'''Uploader frames it from the white supremacist/transphobic angle to pander to YouTube and prevent removal of the video, but it's a good summary regardless.'''
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<br>'''“I don’t know what’s up with this girl” even the preacher can sense the degeneracy radiating from Portabella'''
 
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<br>'''The fungus has been trying to take down this video for a year by now'''
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==External Links==
==Social Media==
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-kelly-osborn-10anon-bella-the-incest-troll-and-her-orbiters-plus-other-zoomer-cwc-cultists.96787/ Her kiwifarms thread]
* <s>{{twitter|kell3osb0rn|Her Twitter}}</s> '''NUKED!!! AND BEEN LOCKED!!!''' {{archive|Pjfza|Archive}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/kell3osb0rn|20210803220723|title=Wayback}}
* <s>{{twitter|kell3osb0rn|Her Twitter}}</s> '''NUKED!!! AND BEEN LOCKED!!!''' {{archive|Pjfza|Archive}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/kell3osb0rn|20210803220723|title=Wayback}}
:*<s>{{twitter|lilaj60771210|Twitter account #2}}</s> '''NUKED!!!''' (no archive unfortunately)
*<s>{{instagram|10thanonymous|Instagram #1}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:*{{instagram|i_have_30k_hours_on_nekopara|Instagram #2}}
* {{Reddituser|nobodysbusiness77897|A known reddit account, [[Mods|suspended]] after the KF thread or earlier.}}
* {{Reddituser|nobodysbusiness77897|A known reddit account, [[Mods|suspended]] after the KF thread or earlier.}}
:*{{Reddituser|Careless-Metal-423|Reddit account #2}}
*{{kfuser|10anon.83988|KF account #1}}
:*{{kfuser|an0nym0us.97258|KF account #2}}
:*{{kfuser|simonerita9.98303|KF account #3}}
==External Links==
* {{kf|96787|Her Kiwifarms thread.}}
:*{{kf|97658|KF thread #2}}
:*{{kf|97530|KF ILJ Off-Topic thread}}
:*{{kf|97590|KF ILJ Discord Leaks thread}}
:*{{kf|97559|KF ILJ Usernames & Burner Accounts thread}}
* [https://archive.storycorps.org/interviews/history-recording-with-my-father/ History reading with her glowie father]
* [https://archive.storycorps.org/interviews/history-recording-with-my-father/ History reading with her glowie father]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/st/janke/ Misc Pictures]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/st/janke/ Misc Pictures]
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Isabella_Loretta_Janke CWCwiki Article]
*https://files.catbox.moe/89ctzy.m3u8 - unverified "all medias from the discords of isabella loretta janke from texas tech university in lobbock, USA" (via [[User:Uguuuurrd]])
=== Her father ===
=== Her father ===
* {{Linkedin|in/michael-j-a79327|bella's dad's linkedin}}
* {{Linkedin|in/michael-j-a79327|bella's dad's linkedin}}
* [https://www.bloomberg.com/profile/person/17867305 bella's dad's bloomberg profile]
* [https://www.bloomberg.com/profile/person/17867305 bella's dad's bloomberg profile] {{Archive|if5Tj|Archived}}
 
==References==
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Latest revision as of 20:05, 21 September 2024

Isabella Loretta Janke is making fake accounts on various websites to try to "hide" everything about her on the internet, including all the photos of her foot fungus.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
Isabella Loretta Janke = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


WARNING:

With Spics,
Do not mix!


Crusty Cunt up close and personal
Isabella Loretta Janke
Other Names The Living Mushroom, Fungus, 10thanonymous, Careless-Metal-423, Kelly Osborn, ILJ, Psycho Tits, Crusty Cunt, Smella Stanke, Psycho Chantits, Portabella Ranke
Born August 18, 2001
Nationality Mex-Americunt
Ethnicity Fungus creature
Occupation College dropout, basement dweller
Classification IDK. Maybe a smelly ass?
An Hero? Not yet...
Kiwi Farms Thread 98702

Isabella Loretta Janke (also well known as "Bella", "Bella Janke" and "Kelly Osborn") is a degenerate 23-year old Mexican butterface /b/tard who enjoys harassing lolcows when she's not busy scratching her nasty flaps... while being a lolcow of epic proportions herself. Being a self-proclaimed genius L33T h4x0r, Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by basement-dwellers from Kiwi Farms. Sweet, crusty Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, repulsive bitch who receives and deserves nothing but absolute scorn and ridicule from everyone.

Crusty Cunt here was born to a former Navy SEAL named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his retard daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an autistic psychopath runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her. ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for incel Super Smash Brothers fanboys

She also is a /pol/tard, which is ironic, because she's half spic herself through her mother, and her best friend simp Louis Herz is a shore nigger. Another member of the "chess club" discord is also a literal nigra (shiiiiiiet). The new faces of white supremacy everyone.

DOX: Isabella Loretta Janke 2408 MAC DAVIS LN, Lubbock, TX, 79401 (610)-329-6477

People are claiming this address is outdated but that has not been proven. Janke is desperately using alts and sock puppets to manipulate the narrative and hide her dox info from being discovered. She is most likely to be fucking with this article too.

Also if you are a brain-dead dumbass and want to defend her just because SHE HAS BOOBA!!!, let us save you the trouble by telling you that she uses push-up bras as confirmed by her Amazon account. So, yes, not even her boobs are real.

World's greatest troll's toe fungus

Sex perversion and pedophilia

Admitting to it herself

Isabella has called herself a lolicon online multiple times, her former reddit account was even banned for it. She also can't get hard unless she thinks about men stroking cats.

she wants men to stroke cats
she wants men to stroke cats


Her complete list of degeneracies run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish, loves fluffy abuse, and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone. Being a pedophile and absolute retard, Janke allegedly compiled a list of links to CP on Google Docs with plans to sell it. Basically, showing Big Brother personally how much of a menace to society she is. This rumor is unverified but knowing she has the IQ of a doormouse, would anyone really be surprised? If the feds didn't care about her they do now. The CP links are literally on her imgur nigga, 100% proven, not "alleged"

Asking for child porn on reddit
She is into guro and gore as well

Animal abuse

Bella adopted a Cat just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on r/chonkers, and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish. According to the Discord server leaks, she has killed eight hamsters. At least one has been proven to be boiled alive. Redditors, everyone.

Don't let the fake Khazar milkers distract you, Bella once "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infections, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy

The "chess club" discord server

Members of the chess club. White supremacists without even one white person

There has been two confirmed chess-club discord servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a cult-like hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps. The Dylan Klebold to her Eric Harris, Louis worships every idea and crumb of shit to leave her body. He continues white knighting her, further demonstrating how much of a simp he is. Discord conversations between Crusty and another chess club member reveal they have been drugging designated simp Louis, who DOES NOT MUCH CARE FOR Trannies, with estrogen pills. Now partially a tranny himself, He is not only the laughingstock of his own social group, but the internet as well. Louis also partakes in the chess club's shared hobby of degenerate fap material. The incel shemale particularly enjoys piss and furshit (much to no one's surprise). Were he to ever return to conservative muslim nation Indonesia, one could only hope for him to immediately be stoned for being a tranny and most likely a compulsive masturbator, both VERY haram.

Two other notable members include Allen Owobu, a self-hating nigra, and Jasmine who is ok with lolicons fetishizing her little sister for some reason.

The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in:

  • recording others without their permission as blackmail
  • driving a FTM student to suicide
  • animal torture
  • posting gore of non-white people

You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here

The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our Indonesian simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions yet. Finally, after months and months of inaction, TTU decided that Mike's glowmoney isn't worth the bad rep and suspended Portabella for two years.

Bella's ex confirms her suspension

Contact with Chris Chan

She stole money from Chris
Chris talks about talking to bella

Back in 2020, Bella made contact with Preator and Chris Chan. She has admitted to stealing money from Chris on her discord. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to Pony-Con together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.

Her final goal was to get Chris to kill himself so that she can earn the title of "GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!" Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom, making the already autistic fucktard even more damning retarded and niggery.

This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than Chris Chan. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in a filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases). At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella, which doesn't really help as Chris did fuck his own dementia-fucked and ugly old hag which he calls his mother, therefore not really saner.

Online attention whoring

Naturally being a girl on the internet and also having some sort of Cluster B personality disorder and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her herpes-riddled face online.

Reddit Cringe

Reddit Roastme

Other reddit shenanigans

4chan

Pathological lying

Sure it did Isabelle, just randomly recorded parts that you like
Oh the irony

Isabella, due to BPD or sociopathy, or because of being an attention whore, can't stop lying from her filthy herpes riddled mouth. This makes relying on the things she says very hard.

Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story

She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however, the details between the Reddit posts don't match. Plus, her grandfather's obituary and her entitled narcissistic personality point to her being an only child.

Does she have a sister? Also "cleaning" after her with the state of her own apartment? Nope, I don't believe it chief


Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms

After she got doxxed on Kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say. "Bella", the world's greatest hacker attempted to place the blame on a certain autist multiple times. Isabella wanted to scissor this autist "F"; who in turn wanted to get dicked down by the legendary Christine Weston Chandler. If you didn't think Jenkem's life was pathetic before, imagine getting cucked by someone who unironically wants to fuck Chris-chan.

The Epic Reddit Post

Everybody knows that the best thing to do when you're accused of something is to deny absolutely everything and deflect the blame on to everyone else but yourself. Bella, the genius that she is, attempted to do this with a google doc[2] she posted on Reddit.[3]

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To the surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, no one believed a word out of the bitch's mouth. Many laughs were had at Bella's attempts at controlling the narrative.

Damage control on 4chan

After her Reddit failure, to prove that she has learned nothing, she created a thread on /b/ to prove that she is just an innocent girl, and gave us one of the funniest lolcow tard rages for a while [4]

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and with that, a copypasta is born:

   
 
YOU ALL THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY BUT YOU'RE LEGITAMTELY GOING TO RUIN HER LIFE WITH ALL OF THESE ACCUSATIONS (NONE OF THEM ARE CORRECT, AND EVERY BIT OF EVIDENCE SO FAR HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT EDITED SCREENSHOTTS TO FALSIFY BELLA AS THE ONE WHO DID THIS) YOU ALL THINK ON ONE WAVELENGTH JUST LIKE THOSE TRANNIES ITS ABSOLUTELY SICKENING SEEING JULIA GET AWAY WITH ALL OF THESE THINGS, FOR ONCE CAN YOU ALL LOOK AT THE FACTS, LOOK AT MY SCREENSHOTS THEY ALL SHOWCASE HOW BELLA IS ENTIRELY INNOCENT AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK ANY OF THIS IS GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THINK FUCKING SKULLS FUCK EVERYONE HERE, TAKE HER OFF OF ED AND KF RIGHT FUCKING NOW IM SICK OF THIS
 

 
 

Glowie parents

Her father worked for the Navy Seals but unfortunately forgot to use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter. He owns his own cybersecurity company and is a board member of several others. Mike Janke is also the author of a book called Take Control: Master the Art of Self-Discipline and Change Your Life Forever. Unbeknownst to him, Michael was suffering from success. He neglected to raise his daughter to be a productive member of society. Not only this, he also did not teach her common sense to not get herself doxxed let alone being able to refrain from partaking in CP.

Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony. This is how not to raise kids.

Her parents' house is valued at 1.76 million $, which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until karma came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass. Even after her suspension from TTU, she is still trying to browse ween discord servers and most likely plan new gayops online. Proof that she never learns like the lolcow she is, and that her parents don't know how to tell their retard daughter to stop embarrassing herself online.


The wretched whore gets doxxed

Isabella Loretta Janke
Isabella Loretta Janke

Despite having a "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of lulzy horrifying info was found on her by Kiwi Farms in no time.

Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.

The mysterious SEO spams

Despite wanting to be "internet famous" before, Bella now mysteriously wants her name not to be known on the internet, and she along her mother Athena Pettit/Janke have wasted their last 11 months of life continuously making fake job profiles, questions on the Microsoft forums, weird fanfictions, retarded youtube channels and even fucking websites, all with the aim of "hiding" the search results where her filthy psycho mind is exposed.

Ah yes, Isabella Loretta Janke, the famous dentist, house designer and animal abuser

TAKE MY FUNGUS NAME OFF OF THE DAMN INTERNET!!

And yes, she has also been making threats and sending "cease and desist" letters to many youtubers and websites that talk about her and how disgusting she is. She usually manipulates and plays off the "victim" card to do all of this, for example, on her real life villains wiki article:

ISABELLA IS THE VICTIM!!, SHE HAS JUST BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED BY MISOGYNISTS FROM THE KIWI FARMS!!


White-Knights

Despite everyone agreeing that ILJ is a wretched bitch, people like Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson are still willing to defend this demon, even going as far to say that the evidence is false.

Another honorable mention goes out to CWC "historian" GiBi who sperged out on Kiwi Farms at the genesis of the motherfucker saga. The autist believed Isabella's lies for some reason and made a video out of it.. ignoring all contrary evidence for a morsel of poon tang.

Dick Masterson proceeds to say that we're all just mad that Isabel "took our adorable little retard away", and that's why we are going after her so much. While partially true, we are a simple people who like to watch and laugh at people being absolute spastics on the internet.

After he got so much flack for this, Dick decided that he would (in fact) double down on his position, saying that the evidence against isabella is fake, and even said that he offered Isabella 1000 bucks to come on his show (and this is the guy who constantly rails against Maddox for being a cuck).


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In video format

Uploader frames it from the white supremacist/transphobic angle to pander to YouTube and prevent removal of the video, but it's a good summary regardless.


“I don’t know what’s up with this girl” even the preacher can sense the degeneracy radiating from Portabella


The fungus has been trying to take down this video for a year by now

Social Media

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Methods

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End Result

Kill yourselfHide the EvidenceRagequit

See Also

White KnightingDone with EDFinal solutionFree Speech