Whitney Wisconsin
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BREAKING NEWS!! the feds are on her ass! |
Amy Lynn Lew, also known as Whitney Wisconsin, is your average 27-year-old girl on the internet. If you picked a day out of her busy life, you'd find a full schedule of activities and interests. These mainly revolve around praying in her place of worship, having completely consensual sex with her boyfriend, selling things to men on r/Atheism, and vehemently maintaining that she is totally, absolutely not a scammer, a prostitute or a sex worker.
The Whale Does Porn
She's a rotten fucking bitch.
After all the years of people being meanies, she decided to do something about it.
Whitney's Rise to Shame
Recently she has made a bit of a splash around the internet with a controversial video, in which she masturbates in an Oakwood Mall bathroom (in Eau Claire, WI) while wearing a playboy bunny outfit, leaves the bathroom without washing her hands, then walks around the store asking men if the "perfume" on her fingers smells good. With such memorable reactions as, "What the Hell is that" and "Not great, not bad. I don't know, it smells weird", she totally got them you guys ha ha.
Hilariously, everyone except for an extremely old man said they either couldn't smell it, or it smelled bad, so the end result of her "prank" is basically people telling her that her own pussy stinks.
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED |
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Congratulations, Whitney. You are officially the most Aryan that garbage can be.
Animal Abuse For Feminists 101
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In this feature, our fun-having heroine discusses a completely normal hobby while recommending it to other women based on the virtue of it being convenient. This list of dogfucker apologist commandments logical reasons, passed down from God himself, is conveniently numbered 1-10 so that even the challenged or confused individuals in her audience can follow her emoji-based, inane, babbling clusterfuck style of speech. She even took the time to write it down and tape it to her bathroom cabinet, to ensure that her valuable message could come through clearly and concisely. The venue she chose for this powerful and moving campaign for feminism is her bathroom floor.
• Women in history have practiced it for pleasure. Documented for ancient Greece and Rome.
• Dog-tongues can reach places that are hard to reach otherwise.
• Nobody can get pregnant.
• You cannot get an STD. (However, dog-sperm-allergy can be seriously harmful.)
• It has been around since the beginning of time. From and since 2000BC: Cave paintings.
• Legal in some countries and states. Because of that: No reason to worry.
• Kink. Being submissive to a wolf. Something most people wouldn't do.
• Convenience. The dog is just there. No need to go out for sex.
• They don't nag, nor complain. They are silent companions.
• They are easy to train. That protects from unwanted humping in front of other people.
On November 30, 2016 she released more reasons to justify her hobby.
• You can have oral sex almost anywhere.
• Dogs are naturally attracted to the smell of pussy.
• They will protect you from harm.
• Dog knots can give you an entirely different experience.
• It's a turn-on.
• Dogs have a higher sex drive.
• The act itself isn't that crazy.
• A dog penis is like a human penis.
• In time people will open up to the act.
• You and your dog will share a special bond.
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Scamwhore
Proof that con artists exist even in the adult industry, Whitney is a complete hack and fraud to her human victims. Just like with any woman, she will take your money and run if you buy into her charm and look past the petfucking. Once she has your Jew Golds, she will disappear into the voids of the Internet to rub her scent into your dollars and make more unfortunate men smell it.
She had blocked all of her contacts that ordered a private video from her in the vain hopes of you seeing pussy you'd rather see on a FREE porn video, and had removed every comment regarding said private video on her social sites. Soon enough, after they've forgotten about her, she will rise again and pilfer more hard earned paychecks from those horny Burger King employees that buy into her promise of e-sex.
This however, also comes with the forgetfulness a camwhore usually comes with, with no assistance from alcohol and crack: The Internet is forever (well, tbh it's not...but bullshit is!).
LeafyIsHere
While Leafy was trying to come up with yet another idea for a shitty reaction video he stumbled upon a video of Whitney. After covering her dog fuckery Whitney fell in love with Leafy and even ate a fucking cricket for him. Leafy then responded by making another shitty CSGO surf montage, which then landed him on Kuntstar's Drama Alert to confess his love and secret wish to fuck Whitney and her dogs.
World of Whorecraft: Wrath of the Whitney
Whitney is now determined to retaliate due to this article.
One of our e-detectives over at EDF uncovered her nefarious plot to destroy free speech.
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BRB, Prison
In May of 2015, the authorities ordered Whitney to appear before court after having discovered Whitney's amateur porn films in April. Due to Whitney being a no-show, they handed out an arrest warrant for her in November of 2016, and she is currently on the run. Her boyfriend also received charges for filming it but, as he had already been extradited from Florida for possession and manufacture of child pornography, they just simply further raped his ass.
UPDATE
In May of 2017, she was found in Bonifay,Florida by Police and arrested her on misdemeanor charges for making porn videos. She was transferred to Eau Claire in Wisconsin along with her nigger boyfriend [1].
UPDATE 2: The Sins Never Dies
In February 2018, not only she was feeling bad, but she managed to post a video on YouTube crying and whining that everyone in the town knows her as the dog fucker. Like this crazy bitch forgot how she told the world that she fucks her dog LOL.
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It's Whitney, Bitch
Spoiler: This is not entirely porn.
Even if we had hundreds of thousands of researchers working nonstop, 24/7, to find all the mind-numbingly boring dildosit pictures or blurry shots of her Orangutan-like, National Geographic titties, the Sun will have blown up and destroyed us all before that could be accomplished.
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Tits like Jell-O pudding in a Ziploc. -
In her spare time, she created an innovative FGAS that doesn't hide how fat you are at all -
Rare photo of Wisconsin with clothes on. She's all dressed up and nowhere to hoe -
If bananas could talk, this one would start a Livejournal and end up a suicide statistic.
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Whitney would 360 no scope ur ass fgt -
Sucking up to gentlemen -
Oh, I see what the problem is -
FUPA queen -
Florescent lighting is not forgiving, honey. -
Whitney's desktop. Apparently she spends 99% of her time in a Wal Mart. -
That poor delivery man is about to get a face full of old lady ass. -
Fighting for women's right to choose -
A concerned citizen requesting that m'lady blink twice if she's being held captive. -
Before she dyed her hair blonde to emulate her high school bullies. -
What falls out of Whitney's monstrous vagina on any given day. Part of her actual collection. -
19 going on 47 -
Using her subreddit for something other than its intended purpose
See Also
- Doge
- Tiziana Cantone
- Mr. Hands
- Sarah Butts
- Rahsarah91
- Jasha Lottin
- Marry Your Pet
- List of Camwhores
- LeafyIsHere
- Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog
External Links
Her Facebook. Say hi!
Her tumblr, full of photos of her shoving dildos in her butt (taken down)
Her Twitter - Her New Twitter
Her Instagram-
An article about her disappearance and criminal charges. 
(archive) Her vidme account.BALEETED!- Whitney Wisconsin on Imgur
- Whitney Wisconsin's Tinychat
- Whitney Wisconsin on E-Fukt - Tricking Guys Into Smelling Cunt Slime
- and offers to sell bestiality porn
- WhitneyWisconsin vs. Jewdank on leddit
- Further reading
- Her old tumblr
- Smell her asshole on skype
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| Featured article December 10 & 11, 2015 | ||
| Preceded by Avery Chicoine |
Whitney Wisconsin | Succeeded by Hanukkah |