Neko
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Neko is yet another contribution to 16-year-old drama llamas and makes her home on some weeaboo site nobody gives a shit about. She also has a fetish for emos and girls dressed like boys. It is even rumored she has a thing for pedobear, given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a pedophile.
Not that pedobear has a problem with having a lolifan.
Summary
Neko is your typical socially graceful teenage girl. She spent her internet time posting on some anime forums in hopes that some drama will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common weeaboo belief is that she was the single most prominent source of anti-lulz on the site, getting butthurt over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks yaoi is OMG KAWAII DESU NE!!!1! ^__^
Despite her anti-lulz ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to troll. In fact, research has shown trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the mods b& her again). Bonus: She's also about as smart as a rock, making arguments with her extra lulzy.
Like any other Amazing-awesome-girl, Neko also has a pooch that she would die for. Ever since the departure of this pooch, Neko has been forced to slit her wrists as compensation for not being able to pet it.
Fun facts
- Neko lives in Japan with her penguin and more owls than you can count.
- She fucking loves Pubbah Bat Lolls (because what 16-year-old girl doesn't like bop lars sressed bike cheap shookers?)
- When she doesn't agree with you, ALLCAPS ARE SURE TO FOLLOW, SOMETIMES WITH BOLD FOR GOOD MEASURE.
- She does not believe in lies, instead choosing to stick to her guns and believe in the hard facts.
- She is a fan of hats. (HOLY SHIT REALLY? THE PSEUDO-MOONSPEAK MONIKER DID NOT GIVE THAT AWAY)
- Neko is awesome.
Quotes
—Neko, expressing her feelings about you | ||
—Neko, displaying her love for some kid named Devin | ||
—Neko, practising the art of irony. | ||
—Neko, making excuses for idolizing a burlesque dancer. | ||
—Neko, responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. THIS IS MADNESS. | ||
—Neko, showing off her unwarranted self-importance. | ||
—Neko, making a hit-and-run before pussying out of the counter-trolling she was about to receive after such a post was made. She deserved all of it. | ||
All aboard the fail train
On August 8th, 2009, Neko apologists and internet professionals attempted to vandalize this ED page, resulting in many lulz when they realized ED is a wiki site with a bot that rolls back vandalism attempts.
On August 10th, 2009, these people did not bother to spend the previous 48 hours pondering why their vandalism strategy didn't work the first time, instead choosing to pat each other on the back before reality sunk in:
AlbertR: There! I zarking fixed it for you! Go look. Edit: Fuck. Nvm. Gimmie sometime. AlbertR: I tried. I failed. :( Neko: Thank you anyways. AlbertR: Rofl. Read the first paragraph. I edited it to make it seem like it's talking about Travis. Edit: It's stuck on auto-fix or something. Whenever I try to edit it and add happiness to it, it auto-matically goes back to being an emo page. Edit Edit: I can't even edit it to make it seem like I'm talking about someone else..What a zarking rip. Neko: Thanks anyways Ken, but i'd like the person who did it to man up and fix it themselves, because I am not going to stop until it's fixed.
Gallery
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An unedited photo of Neko. Because of its un-tampered nature, it is recommended this be used to give a correct visual representation to others.
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What Neko would probably look like if she was actually a cat. -
When you anger her, Neko transforms into her true form: the Werecat.
