Kimberleigh Ann Keister
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Kimberleigh Ann Keister is a Reagan worshiping Republican furry artist best known for her rampant art theft in the furry fandom and, more recently, her impersonation of animal control officers in the state of California. In the past, she was known for breeding genetically defective Siberian Huskies, as well as showing them in competitions in the California area. She is 40 years old as of 2016, yet still behaves like a 14-year-old. Kim presently wallows through her pathetic existence at a trailer owned by her parents in Magalia, CA (after they bought said domicile for her to rescue her from the low-income public housing project for seniors and people with disabilities where they had dumped her in Gilroy, California.)
It's ok though guys, the reason she spells so bad isn't that she's mentally retarded, it's because she's Japanese.
Due to her particular behavior, she has become known under several nicknames, including KAK, Kimmah, Kimmaugh, KOOK, HamBeast, or the KAK-Beast.
Quick Facts
- Birthday: Nov. 17, 1976
- Lives: Magalia, CA
- Past Residences: Los Banos CA, Gilroy CA
- University: Gavilon College, Gilroy, CA
- Graduated High School at age 21
- Diagnosed with PDD and ADHD.
- Has called herself an “Art Goddess” on many occasions.
- Dreams of becoming an animator for Walt Disney.
- Sought revenge on a neighbor by defecating on their porch.
- Reportedly flung dog feces at a police cruiser.
- Is a fanatical fan of the old, and horrid, cartoon program ‘The Road Rovers’.
- For years, terrified and bullied the ‘Road Rovers’ fandom in hopes of becoming their leader.
- Her main enemies are Banrai, as she has thankfully moved on and away from Kylen Miles. Other prominent targets currently are those that work in the animal control sector.
- She tries to emulate Kylen Miles in every way, including attempting to attend her college, Loyola Marymount University.
- In love with Matt Daily, AKA
Convoy, at the time of attack a New York teen, whom she is still stalking to this day.
- Confusingly, Kim attempted to claim she was inpregnant by Convoy to force him into loving her. At that time they had still never physically met person and Convoy lived across the country from Kim.
- Habitually lies about everything in her life.
- Claimed to have had breast cancer in a bid for sympathy.
- Fooled Road Rovers fan and unremitting fag, Mojo Rover into becoming her mouthpiece and crony. He finally caught Kim in a lie, with the help of PoE regulars, and renounced his dark covenant with the Beast.
- Spent years harassing various military communities looking to get laid.
- Has written elaborate rape fanfiction about Banrai, whom she has never met in person.
- Classes on animal peace officer training taken at Marin Humane Society, failed several times before eventually passing at the bottom of her class.
- Has stolen the identity of many law enforcement and animal control officers from California and Alaska, and in at least one case this has resulted in someone losing their employment.
STEAL ALL OF THE ARTS
Kim made her first foray onto the internet at large when she showed up on Road Rovers forums and messageboards in late 1999, where she often participated in art trades, forum conversation, and other social activities. For a while, she got along amicably with most members, and eventually she became acquaintances with Kylen Miles, a popular artist in the Road Rovers fandom and animation student at Loyola Marymount University. Kim was clearly deeply inspired by Kylen, and soon began to rip off Kylen's sub-par art in several ways, including creating characters that closely resembled Kylen's as well as copying Kylen's drawings and passing them off as her own. Because the Road Rovers fandom was small and tight-knit, Kim was quickly discovered and subsequently admonished by many members of the community for her actions. However, despite that she was ostracized from the community for her actions, Kim continued to trace artwork not only from the Road Rovers, but also from the movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, as well as The Lion King fanart.
In Kim's own words, this is what happened:
— Kim's explanation of her situation on AnimaeNation.com | ||
In a statement issued by Kylen Myles on her website, Silabub.com, we find that not only did Kim harass Kylen, but that her family suffered The Beast as well. This eventually lead to Kylen's brother Cory having to take out a restraining order against Kim just to get some peace from her constant badgering. Kim was also banned from the LMU campus for stalking Kylen while she was enrolled there. Kim likes to claim that she was a LMU student, and that she had to leave the college due to stalking by Kylen. In fact, Kylen had to drop out of school due to financial and medical issues, but of course Kim twisted that to her own ends.
— Kim's version of events surrounding LMU | ||
Herrassment [sic]
With growing disagreement between herself and the Road Rovers community for harassment and art theft, Kim quickly became estranged from them. She took to criticizing its members through several mediums, including message boards, LiveJournals, and newsgroups. At this point, she claimed that Kylen Miles had actually copied her art, and that Kylen was stalking her due to jealousy of being beaten at an art show. Later she would use this same bait-and-switch tactic on other artists, even going so far as to include a 'Wall of Shame' page on her personal GeoCities website, Wintermist Studios, to call out people she felt copied her own art.
Aside from Kylen, of Kim's favorite targets in the Road Rovers fandom is Matt Daily, AKA Convoy, whom at the time was underage and living with his parents. Kim became infatuated with Convoy, and eventually began claiming that they were dating and then later that they were engaged and that she was pregnant with his child. However, all of this was completely constructed by Kim, as Convoy not only lived on the other side of the United States, but had never met Kim in real life. Finally, after Kim began calling Convoy's home repeatedly, his parents stepped in and barred him from the internet. At that time Kim laid claim to Convoy's Road Rover fan character and began claiming that it was copyrighted to her. Much later, Kim claimed that it was in fact the other way around - that Convoy had made unwanted advances toward her and she only contacted his parents when it got out of hand.
— Kim's statement about her relationship with Convoy / Matt Daily | ||
During the turmoil between herself and the Road Rovers fandom, Kim also made several false identities to contact various members. Despite creating realistic sounding names for these sock puppets, Kim was always found out due to her consistent spelling and grammar mistakes.
Banned 4 Life From Everywhere
Kim is purportedly banned for life from Elfwood for Elfwood for plagiarism and other violations.
Kim was suspended from the VCL at the start of 2005 for her persistent complaints about the site and the "internet rules" it was breaking. The ban was later upgraded to permanent after threats of sexual harassment charges were made to Ch'marr. As of May 2006, this has been the only exception to the VCL's policy of "no permanent bans". In retaliation, Kim made several attempts to sully Ch'marr's name, including posting to her LiveJournal that he had been arrested for child pornography.
Kim was banned from Side7 for identity theft, intellectual property theft, harassment, and subsequent rejoining after her initial ban.
Kim was banned from FurAffinity in early 2006, after fabricating a story in which, as she claimed, "dedicated hackers" were constantly hijacking her account and posting dozens of new posts in what would have been the span of five minutes. She threatened the site's administrators with legal action through the FBI's "Special Internet Crime Department" and was banned from the site after IP logs of her account activity proved that no one but herself had accessed the account since its creation.
Kim has been banned from deviantART under several usernames (detailed below).
As retaliation to her bans, Kim created numerous groups and profiles in an attempt to defame the administrators and members of the sites she was removed from, including: Furry Art Thief Police on Yahoo! Group, 
KAK_Police, pedifile_in_vcl, and vcl_pedophilia.
As for Kim's art, it speaks for itself:
Wintermist Productions on Portal of Evil
The controversy caused by Kim's actions reached a fever pitch when Kim was discussed on the Dragonguyver forum and her legend spread to a new audience as her website, "Wintermist Productions", was featured on Portal of Evil in March 2002. Soon after her site was featured on PoE proper and the forum sprang to life. Suddenly there were hundreds of people making fun of Kim, calling her on her numerous lies and empty threats. Kimmah writes a few threatening letters to Chet, who summarily told her to go fuck herself. Kim appeared many times on the forum trying to bully the PoE regulars into submission. Unlike the furries, the citizens of PoE weren't afraid and found her spelling mistakes and insanity very funny. Lawsuit threats flew but it fells on deaf ears, she had officially met her match. At that time, the most informative (however now out of date) source of information on Kim is the "The Kimmah Primer: A Guide for Newbies to the World of Kimmah" written by JockoJones on Portal of Evil
As the forum began to gain momentum a mysterious poster by the name of John Keel appeared. He had created a secret site which has amassed an impressive collection of Kimmah insanity. Finally, the full scope of Kimmah's twisted online life was laid bare and the forum exploded with activity as the original Kimmaugh.com was published to the world.
The Wintermist Productions subforum on PoE was consistently active, and when Portal of Evil finally closed its doors, the Wintermist section was one of the largest sub-forums ever hosted there at over 15,600 posts spanning 18 pages of threads.
G.I. Joe
Aside from furry, Kim has turned up in several other cartoon fandoms in which she exhibited actions similar to what she displayed with the Road Rovers and Furry fandom. In particular, Kim was quite active in the G.I. Joe fandom community. Just a few of the antics that Kim got up to are: copious lying, threatening lawsuits, claiming 'background checks' on several members, and even at one point completely copying another fan, Medic's, entire fan page and then accusing Medic of copying from her.
Kim's character obsession from G.I. Joe is 'Shipwreck', which leads us to...
Kim has also shown up on several websites and mailing lists for the United States Navy. She was banned from the AirWarriors.com forum, as well as was shunned from the 'NavalAviation' mailing list on Yahoo for soliciting sex. Kim has also made claims that she was dating (and later married and has children with) a man that is in the Navy or Air Force (this has changed back and forth over time). The only definite proof of any of these claims that has turned up are a few photos of Kim with an older man, proving that at least one she has come into contact with a male and not immediately destroyed his soul.
'Wintermist’s Salido Crow', aka the Shunt Husky
When she's not spewing walls of badly-formatted text at someone on the internet, Kim breeds and shows her Siberian Huskies. After going out and purchasing a bitch, Lassky's Shining Shelleigh (or Shelleigh, AKC registration number: WP35057801), Kim began her very own backyard dog breeding business. She bred Shelleigh to a dog called CH. Chyndadn's Archangel C.G.C (or Niko, from 'Chyndadn Kennels', AKC registration number: WP74962204), and the litter was born on May 19, 1999, and produced puppies. Niko was neutered in 1999, shortly after the birth of Kim’s litter – his first and only litter. Niko’s owner says that the pups “produced some genetic problems that I couldn’t, as an ethical & responsible breeder, continue in my lines”. However, she goes on to say that she has “no control over what happened to the puppies resulting from this unfortunate breeding and the breeder of this litter has chosen to continue these lines by showing & breeding these afflicted puppies”. Of the puppies born from this litter, the only one of note was Wintermist’s Salido Crow, also known as Wolf (AKC registration number: WP 92962404).
Wolf, you see, almost died as a puppy but was saved by the valorous work of the veterinarians Dr. Carla Salido and Dr. Stephen Crow, after which Kim named 'Wolfie'. Wolf was born with a kidney shunt - a passage between two natural body channels - and as such had a 'dead kidney' that had to be removed else he would die. This is the genetic problems mentioned by Niko's breeder and the reason why Nico was neutered. However, Kim, being ever the enterprising individual, decided that instead of neutering Wolf, she would instead breed him (and thus pass on the chance of severe genetic issues that could result in death.)
There is an excellent run-down on Wolf's show record on Kimmaugh.com.
Wolf is now dead.
The Post-Furry Years
In 2008 Keister showed up on a community for animal control officers, ACO Fun Stop, by first registering an account under the name 'KeepItWegging' and then later as 'FleaBag'. At some point, while posting on this forum, Kim made a new enemy in user 'tomhato', as she mentioned this person several times on her "KimberleighAnnKeisterTheTruth" webpage accusing them of physical assaults and stalking. It is currently unknown what has spurned this random hatred.
Kim's over-exaggerating has cast considerable doubts on many of her claims of accomplishment. In the past she has described herself as: an animator with ties to the Walt Disney corporation and DreamWorks, having completed a B.S. degree in 4 years a marine biologist, a genies [sic, in the Navy, in the ROTC, becoming a veterinarian, a law enforcement officer, and a 'psych doctor' in training.
Kim's current claim of occupation is 'Professional Dog Handler'. However, she baaweleted all of the pages on this site upon finding out that people knew about it, so here is a handy screencap gallery of the pages.
Kim maintained several separate webpages hosted on Webs and Blogger throughout the early 2010's and would also occasionally pop up leaving derogatory comments on people's pages on Furaffinity.
Kimberleigh Ann Keister was active again on deviantART in mid-2012 despite her previous supposed 'lifetime' bans, with username MysticWavesAnnLeigh(though that account is now deactivated) She spends most of her time on DeviantART leaving rude comments and "trolling" artists. It is also clear based on comments from her accounts that despite her ban, Kim was back and active on FurAffinity as user Yuki-san-gwd, and potentially many other accounts currently unidentified at that time. At some point previous to December 2010 Dragoneer was alerted to her new presence by Matt Daily, as evidenced by notes leaked during the great FA hack of 2010, however, no action has yet been taken against many of her accounts.
Kim brought further attention to herself online in 2012 by creating several websites on Webs.com, including one that means to 'set the facts straight' about her, purportedly created by her mother Barbara. Based on the consistent spelling and grammar errors, this page is actually authored by Kim herself, and this is not the first time she has pretended to be her own mother online. On this website, she targets not only the previously mentioned 'tomahto' from the ACO Funstop forums but also 'Banrai' as well, whom she claims must certainly be Volk as well as Gore, the original creators of Kimmaugh.com. Kim has since deleted the information on this page, but thankfully it was screen capped (see image to the right).
Kim vs. Banrai
This is not the first time that Keister has made Banrai a target. It is uncertain when exactly their feud began, but some speculate it goes as far back as the Road Rovers controversy. What is known is that it's fucking creepy. In 2007 Keister began judiciously defacing several articles on Wikifur related to Banrai. Further edits to Banrai's article by Kim added that Kim had at some point filed for a restraining order against Banrai due to 'slander hate art'. None of these claims, of course, are true.
In 2012 Keister began a new campaign of abuse by contactimg Banrai several times via e-mail with a pre-written statement that was subsequently posted to other forums where Kim was being discussed. Along with the short rant that Kim reposted in multiple places, Kim created a new narrative in which she claims that Banrai is in fact a Kim Keister impersonator, and that everything that was on Gore and Volk's original 2003 website Kimmaugh.com was masterminded by Banrai to tarnish Kim's reputation and to get her kicked out of art school Disney the military Apple SCUBA training Uranus everything important that Kim ever wanted in her poor, pathetic, retarded life but couldn't achieve because of her sub-50 IQ. Banrai at one point made a post to a Road Rovers LiveJournal community, rrfans, alerting community members to the existence of a newer repository of information on Kim, and it is believed this is why Kim thinks Banrai is Gore / Volk / The President.
Kim has further shown her ignorance by posting on the Wordpress forums about the new incarnation of Kimmaugh.com, where she states that she believes 'Andrea Brooke' is behind the website, and further goes on to state:
As of March 2014, Banrai has been granted a full no-contact order against Keister, according to posts in her Facebook. Her statement claims that should Keister contact her further, it will result in immediate arrest.
Despite this order being in place, Kim still continues to this day to post insane tirades about Banrai, including a new and extremely detailed account of how Banrai supposedly raped her with her fingers in their college locker room at LMU.
KYRescue.com: Copy And Paste Is Backyard Breeding
At some point, Kim got involved in the persecution of a backyard breeder in Kentucky called 'Laura Pope'. All research points to this individual being a legitimate horrible person (even more horrible than Kim, if you can believe that's possible), and Kim, of course, began a crusade against them because she is a warrior for Doggy Justice™. KYRescue.webs.com was created by the same account that owns the page mentioned above, 'KimberleighAnnKeisterTheTruth' - the account called KimLover. You'll notice if you go to the link that the site is suspiciously devoid of much text, even though the full page hierarchy is set up - but she does have a couple photo galleries set up and they are populated. Interesting enough, this photo of the dog called 'Kiya' shows up on a Google Image search of the photo and leads to Kiya's Page from the owner/breeder of the dog. There is suspiciously little about this dog ever being in the possession of a backyard breeder there, but other evidence shows maybe she was (that's neither here nor there, and has nothing to do with Kim). Either way, though, further searching around finally reveals that this Webs page is, in fact, completely lifted - from the original (but now defunct)KYRescue.com website. It is widely believed that at this point Kim also lived in Kentucky for a period, based on many posts in her Livejournal that mentioned being there as well as IP addresses matching being from the state. It is unknown if she lived there or was just visiting.
A Terror in the Animal Control Community
At some point after 2010, Kim realized that she had burned every bridge she possibly had in the furry and art community and decided it was time to move on. Given her previous experience breeding defective animals, her obvious career option was to become an Animal Control Officer! Based on her strange obsession with beastly, it is believed by some that Kim might be taking in dogs off the street and using them for her own nefarious pleasures since the only known man to have come into contact with her has never been heard from again.
It didn’t take long for people in the ACO community to realize what kind of person Kim was - she went through ALEA (animal law enforcement training) and after failing several times, finally passed in 2013. This is as far as her ACO experience goes. She, however, likes to pretend far otherwise.
She has made multiple accounts on social media using the names of ACO’s from all across the west coast, stealing their profile photos from their actual Facebook pages, and then gone around pretending to be those people and causing trouble. This has gotten to the point that some of these officers have gotten into trouble because of things Kim has said and done, leaving them in a situation of having to explain to their superiors what’s going on. This came to a head when she stole the identity of Johnny Leece, an ACO from Alaska, using the name “Grant Spencer”, and pitted that false account against an ACO from Northern CA - Karolyn Francoise Verville. Unfortunately for Kim, these people found out and managed to talk to one another, and her scheme was quickly found out. There are MANY other officers that have had the same thing happen to them, to the point that there is a class action suit being put together at this time with all of the affected officers going in on it. The NACA has been contacted and are investigating the situation further, and their ruling will have a further effect on this case.
Youtube Hillarity
Under the username Kim Keister lil' Kim was spotted in late 2015 shit-flinging in the youtube comment section of some hilariously lulzy video about a Danish theme park built around a brand of candy called BonBon.
- Bon Bon Land Theme Park and Roller Coasters - Denmark
Apparently she took offense to fact that the candies, which the theme park built its rides and attractions around, are themed around cowgirl tits, dog farts, shit, piss, rotten fish, raw sewage and bird droppings - basically using that delightful Danish humor to make sweet candy sound more fun - chiefly because Kim found the amount of tits on display in this children's theme park to mean that the place was pushing Bestiality and Pedophilia - she liked to describe as the park pushing a "Do me beastly" message.
Considering the tits on display in the thumb of the youtube video... and remember: This is a theme park for kids officially centered around candy... who can blame her? But apparently, its because the furries and Bronies are secretly in command, and they're all trying to fuck our animals and children!
She railed against the park for about four months until some faggot who's had been wasting his time replying to her shitposts bothered to google her name and well... whether she decides to DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING is yet to be seen - but she does seem to have a habit of trying to make a clean escape if her past is discovered.
A full screencap of the 4-month comment thread can be found here: Link - do note that its a rather boring read: she just keeps saying the same shit over and over like a broken record, insisting that furries and bronies are all pedos and into animal fuckery, and getting incredibly buttmad when anyone tries to say otherwise.
Update: After a short while she seems to have tried to cover her tracks in the video, leaving only the above screendump on the whole comment line behind - with only her original comment somehow still visible, and she seems to be doing that consistently now, so it doesn't appear that anyone is saying anything mean to her.
Or maybe not? It seems that what Kim has done is simply flag and report all the negative comments about - but whenever she herself replies to them - because the bitch is undeniably thirsty for attention, in the same way that religious nutjob loves to preach - they seem to reappear. Its odd in how the comment thread seems to appear and disappear this - could it just be a youtube bug?. Either way, the screendump here covers most of the fun stuff - everyone beyond that point is just reposts from Kim saying the same shit over and over:
Like a broken record she seems unable to regurgitate anything but the same lines over and over, all of it extremely poorly spelled and with no sense of how stupid it makes her look what so ever. This Anon has had more intelligent conversations with scilons back in 2010 and is no small feat.
Either way it seems that lil' Kim has gone both full hugbox and full retard, gleefully claiming that she can get Youtube to take down anything she wants, because reason. She is a lulzcow blind to the fact that a milking machine hasn't just been hooked up to her, but that she's pushing the button herself to make it work at this point.
Just remember, for maximum lulz: If you meet her, say that she is not a real animal control officer (Or try demanding proof of it... watch the spaghetti flow) and hint of the fact that she probably is mentally retarded, because girl can't write for shit, and seems entirely too dimwitted to actually see how much of a fool she's making of herself.
Kim vs. Banrai 2.0: A REAL LAWSUIT APPEARS
In August of 2016 Kim decided to get back on Banrai's case and attempted to lawsuit her once again, however, this time Banrai was tired of her shit. Banrai started a GoFundMe and raised $1000 to fly to California to fight Kim's shenanigans. Without Kim's knowledge, Banrai had contacted many of Kim's other victims and they also agreed to come to the hearing for the legal matter. Kim was, as usual, completely clueless about the entire ordeal and arranged to appear at the hearing by telephone so she could act like she was SO AFRAID of Banrai. This backfired gloriously in her face when the judge informed her that she could not be sworn for testimony and therefore any statements she made were not able to be entered into the court record as testimony. Banrai and the group of 10 ACO's that showed up for the hearing won the case by a landslide while KAK sputtered incoherently on the loudspeaker about how KYLEN MYLES AND BANRAI WERE HARASSING AND STALKING HER WITH ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA AND SHE WAS SO AFRAID.
The ruling from the judge stated that Keister is an unreliable and uncredible witness and a vexatious litigant, and further attempts to pursue this matter would be met with prejudice.
Quotes from the Beast
—She paid $50 to be published in that book! | ||
—Dogs are © Kim Keister Do Not Steel | ||
—Kim really hates sparkledogs aka "wolfaboos" | ||
KARMIC JUSTICE FOR ALL
The gods finally saw fit to smite this cyst of a fucking whore by not only smiting her, but BURNING HER ENTIRE CITY TO THE GROUND. As this is ass fuck California, absolutely nothing of value was lost. We can't get our hopes up for roast ham for an early Christmas, but a small gift from baby fucking Jesus would be that this mouth breathing cerebrodefecit cockchoker will have left her computer behind and we won't ever hear from her stupid ass ever again.
Who knows, maybe a catastrophic loss like this MIGHT even turn KAK into a more compassionate person.
Nah, probably not lol.
Links
- Kimmaugh.com A revival of the old Kimmaugh.com, now ran by Loremaster and Betta
- My Internet Stalker Nightmare, brainmurk.tumblr.com . Quite the epic.
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