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Korryn Gaines

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The crazy bitch and her personal meatshield.

Korryn Shandawn Gaines (a.k.a. shesyourmajesty and RoyalKay) was a batshit insane 23-year-old anarchist Shaneequa who, on August 1, 2016, decided that the proper response to the police officers who were at her residence to arrest her over her failure to appear in court over a stupid fucking traffic ticket was to grab her Cobainator and use her 5-year-old son as a hostage in a live-streamed 6-hour standoff that finally ended when she made the brilliant decision to point her loaded shotgun at officer Royce Ruby Jr. and was then filled with more holes than the innocent walls of Aztec High School. Korryn's son, Kodi, was also injured as a result of his ghetto-ass mother using him as a meatshield.

Strangely, what ended up bothering Black Lives Matter activists about this incident was not the fact that a mentally ill woman used her own son as a human shield while armed and wantonly resisting arrest, but the fact that the police justifiably shot a black woman in self-defense – then again, these are the same twats who sperged out over a fucking hoodie.

On February 16, 2018, a six member all-female jury of Korryn's peers decided to award Korryn's family a whopping $37 million for her wrongful suicide-by-cop and her reckless endangerment of her son – once again proving that women are fucking retarded, can only think with their vaginas and feelings and should never be trusted to do anything right.

The Traffic Stop

I AM A WAKANDAN CITIZEN! YOUR WHITE MAN LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME! FUCK THE POLICE!
An example of the domestic terrorist shit that you'll find on Korryn's Instagram.

In early March, 2016, Korryn Gaines' license plates were stolen by some local thugs who most likely intended to sell them for crack. Instead of simply getting a new license plate, Korryn decided to blame the government gangstalkers that she believed where following her everywhere and taped a piece of cardboard with an anti-authority message written on it to her car in place of a license plate.


   
 
Any government official who compromises this pursuit of happiness and right to travel, will be held criminally responsible and fined, as this is a natural right and freedom.
 

 
 

—Korryn covered her license plate with this anarchist bullshit


On March 10, 2016, Korryn was pulled over by a donut-snorting pig for not having a valid license plate attached to her car. Rather than cooperate with the officer, Korryn began rambling on incoherently about how she doesn't "participate in" the laws of the United States of America and how whitey has no authority over her as a strong black woman.


   
 
I do not participate in any of you guys' side laws. I do not participate in that.
 

 
 

—Korryn Gaines, refusing to follow the law


Because Korryn was fucking insane and paranoid, she also did us the favour of recording the entire traffic stop in an attempt to show the world how dem rayciss police were out to get her – unfortunately for her, all that the video showed was 20 minutes of her acting like a total cunt and informing the police that they'd have to "murder" her before she'd willingly obey their laws.

Korryn acts like a bitch during a traffic stop.

Korryn acts like a bitch at the police station.

Korryn Prepares For War

The Standoff

Pointing this at a police officer is a bad idea, but even a complete fuckwit like you probably knew that already.

On August 1, 2016, an arrest warrant was issued after Korryn failed to show up in court over her earlier traffic violation. As the police arrived at her apartment, Korryn armed herself with a Mossberg pistol grip shotgun and began threatening the officers. The ensuing standoff would last for 6 hours as the police were aware that Korryn's 5-year-old was in the apartment with her and were too chickenshit to shoot.


 
 
Officers Allen Griffin and John Dowell testified they went to Gaines' home on the morning of Aug. 1 to serve warrants on Gaines and Courtney.

The warrant for Gaines was for her alleged failure to appear in court for charges from a traffic stop. The one for Courtney was for an alleged assault on Gaines.

Police said no one answered the door even though they heard noises from inside. After trying to open the door with a key from the rental office, an officer kicked in the door. Griffin said Gaines then pointed a shotgun at him.
 


 

—Korryn Gaines sounds like a lovely person (archive)


As the standoff dragged on, Korryn began posting videos on her Facebook and Instagram accounts to whine about how she DINDU NUFFIN and was being persecuted by the white man. In an attempt to cut off Korryn's ability to spread fake news to potentially violent and impressionable young racists, the police asked Facebook and Instagram to disable Korryn's accounts – a request that both sites soon complied with.


   
 
I'm muhfuggen tired, but the devil at my door, and he's refusing to leave.
 

 
 

—Korryn, on the white devils (archive)

   
 
I'm at peace. I'm in my home. I ain't trying to hurt nobody. ... They been quiet a while so they plotting to come in here and disturb the peace. ... I am not a criminal.
 

 
 

—Korryn, being completely delusional (archive)

   
 
My son is not a hostage. He wants to be here in his home with his mother.
 

 
 

—Korryn, denying reality in an Instagram post


Korryn loads her shotgun.

Korryn talks to her son while using him as a hostage.

More of Korryn's anarchist bullshit.


Maybe she shouldn't have pointed a loaded shotgun at this guy and then told him that she'd kill him.

Now cut off from the internets and unable to get the attention she so desperately craved, Korryn decided to call 911 and inform the operator that people with guns were outside her apartment and she wanted them to go away. Eventually, Korryn's already erratic behaviour began to escalate as she became increasingly hostile and began to resort to issuing death threats and pointing her shotgun at both her son and the police.


   
 
If you don't leave, I'm going to kill you.
 

 
 

—Korryn, before utterly failing to kill the police

Korryn Gets BTFO

Korryn's snail trail after getting fucking shot.

After issuing a direct death threat to SWAT officer Royce Ruby Jr. and pointing her shotgun directly at him, the officer was finally forced to take action and put the bitch down.


   
 
We discharged one round at her. In return, she fired several rounds back at us. We fired again at her, striking and killing her.
 

 
 

—Police Chief James Johnson (archive)


   
 
I wanted to give her every opportunity ... to do the right thing, to put the gun down, to let (her then-5-year-old son), Kodi, come out.
 

 
 

—Royce Ruby Jr.



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