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Sagamihara Stabbings
Just 3 days after the Munich Massacre that killed 10, Japan has one-upped Deutschland by scoring twice as many frags in their own attempt at the high score - all while using just a knife. This impressive score for a knife-only round was pulled off by Satoshi Uematsu, a 26 year old man, and a former employee of the disabled care home that was targeted. His motivation is reported to be an attempt to clear out the genepool by removing Retards and the Disabled from the world. This massacre has shocked Japan, but will likely be ignored by the rest of the world, as rampage killings are a daily occurrence now.
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| Satoshi Uematsu | |
| Nationality: | Japan 
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| Highscore | Killed 19, injured 26 |
| Top 25? | 1st Place 2nd: Mamoru Takuma 3rd: Zheng Minsheng |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 19/20 |
| Accuracy: | 8/20 Killed 19, injured 26 |
| Style: | 18/20 Killed them in their sleep |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Feels no remorse, many lulz |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Did what was right |
| Total score: 85/100 (B) | |
Wanted Level:
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Police Force
Round 2
A few months after this attack, a Chinese man named Yang Qingpei proceeded to carry out a stabbing rampage. He scored 19 frags like Satoshi did, but left no survivors in the process. He killed Mom and Dad over some bullshit argument, yet had the great idea that he needed to kill 17 other people in order to cover up his crime. He was playing Hitman IRL and was too much of a clutz to use proper stealth, giving him the ranking of Mass Murderer. He will not be unlocking a silenced M4A41-s for this.
See Also
External Links
- Wikipedia's Article
- 19 dead, 25 injured after knife attack in Japan; 26-year-old ex-employee charged with murder
- He feels no remorse
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Sagamihara Stabbings is part of a series on 日本国
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